Tittle: The Union Forever
Author: XanderZeppo
Disclaimer: These aren't my characters, they all belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, I'm just borrowing them for my story, don't sue me please! Popeye is also not mine!
Spoilers: None this is an Au fic. Everyone here is plain ole' human.
Summary: I was watching real world the other day and thought that I could turn it into a Buffy fic. So this is AU Instead of Buffy being on the show Real world I made it so that they just pick a bunch of people to live together in a house who are all different, they are not on camera, At the end of their 3 months they get all the money. Not the best plot in the world, but work with me here. I'm bending the rules and letting more than 7 people live there.
Feedback: Please read and review with all your thoughts and comments. I would love to hear from you. Vampires need blood to stay alive well I need my reviews, don't let me die, feed me!!
AN: The pairings in this story are B/A, S/F, X/A, W/T, W/F and later on G/C and C/D also with Joyce/Giles
AN: I know I haven't updated in forever, but I have been busy. So, now it's been updated, and I must thank you all so
Much for reading and reviewing, it means so much to me, honestly. A huge Thank-You!
*********************************So Now The Story Begins******************************************
Early Next Morning.
Cordelia woke up next morning having a terrible feeling in her stomach,
"Oh god, just what exactly did I eat last night." she thought.
Cordy looked over, from her bed, to look at Faith, who had been peacefully snoring away. Cordy smirked at her, and got up or at least trying, out of bed.
"You were staring at me, beautiful", asked Faith groggily.
"Huh, me, no way!, I was just…y'know staring out the window….Oh fine, yeah I
was but don't get any ideas", Cordelia told her.
"Wouldn't dream of it, babe", Faith said sitting upward.
"I thought you were sleeping".
"World's greatest actress"
"Sure, you are, and I'm Colin Farrell's new girlfriend", Cordelia sarcastically stated.
"Hey, we all wish that, sugar".
"Well nice to know we agree on someth….argghhh".
Cordelia clutched her stomach in pain.
Faith got up off the bed and went next to her, "you alright?"
"Does it look like I am, Faith" Cordelia, said straitening her peasant top.
"Well, I dunno, you don't look all cheery on a bright morning like this".
"My stomach is killing me, I really don't know why though", Cordelia told her.
"Must be that time of the month then", Faith said laughing.
"Hahaha, you are so funny Faith, and no that's not it"
"Okay, fine then, you're pregnant!"
"What, huh, how!?" Cordelia was out of words, for once in her life, anyway.
"Well, haven't you ever heard the facts of life, Cordelia?".
Cordelia starting to get up, clutching her stomach, turned to Faith and said,
"Gosh, Faith….I think I'm gonna heave".
"Alright sista, but not on me!"
Faith watched as Cordy rushed to the bathroom, unpleasant sounds of her releasing vomit was heard, "Not something you wanna hear when you wake up", thought Faith.
"So what's up with your acting gig, and that hot 'lil bro of your's?" asked Faith.
Cordelia, still kneeling over the toilet was still releasing whatever she had eaten yesterday, but that didn't stop Faith from talking to her.
Coming out of the bathroom, towel in hand, she looked over at Faith, sitting there waiting for her answer.
"Well since you just called my brother, half brother that is, hott, I think that you might have serious mental problems", she told the girl.
"Geez, harsh much…It's the accent babe, gets us dolls all buttery in the nether regions", Faith said smiling.
"First I say ewww! then I respond".
"Well I get the half now part, cause, well, the accent", Faith told her.
"Yeah, different dads" she said,
"So, what, you two like don't get along?"
"We don't…much anymore", then Cordelia paused as if, in her mind, a memory was being replayed.
"We used to be inseparable", she said the memory washing over her.
She smiled, and so did Faith.
"Really", Faith said giving her a short laugh, motioning for her to join her on the bed, "I would have never guessed".
"Most people never did, but it was true, he always looked after me y'know, playing hero or guardian", she laughed.
"Lemme guess, the whole protective big brother thing".
Cordelia settled her hands on her lap, and spoke.
"It was great, the fact that we could just be together, and talk about almost anything", Cordelia told her; "I sorta miss that these days".
Faith looked at her, dumbfounded almost, "So go ahead, what's stopping you?"
Cordelia looked at her, with the saddest expression ever.
"Love", she spoke looking deeply at Faith, ready to bear all.
Faith could only but sigh.
******************Meanwhile Downstairs*****************************
It was 7:30 am and Xander had been on the couch watching T.V, with some cartoon playing on the screen.
"I thought I heard noise" a voice boomed walking into the den.
Xander looked up from the T.V, seeing that the voice belonged to Angel.
"Angel my man, good morning, I had to get up early, didn't want to miss cartooney goodness", he stated pointing towards the screen.
"Popeye?" Angel asked amused.
"Yeah Popeye, he's the man, killed the bad guy, saved the day, and got the damsel for all his hard work!"
"Sounds like some sad teen drama to me", he said taking a seat across from Xander.
"Oh, come one! you gotta have that soapy sad factor ness unless nothing comes into play", Xander stated matter-o-factly.
"Right, how could I forget", Angel said exasperated.
"Seems your mixing personal problems where there's just the wonderful world of Popeye."
"Maybe so".
"Wait, lemme guess, this Buffy chick is getting to you?"
"More than I'd like it to, actually".
"Well that's chicks for you, look at me, I'm Anya's personal bitch slave!"
Angel had to laugh at that one.
"Yeah, well you got yourself into that mess".
"Like it's any different with you? you got yourself into this mess since you layed eyes on the Summers girl", Xander said looking over at him.
Angel just shrugged,
"Oh you're her bitch slave; you just don't know it yet".
"Hey! I'm nobody's bitch, especially hers!", anger rising in his voice.
"Give it time". Xander said smirking,
*****************************Later That Day******************************
The room was huge, painting covered the walls, trophies and statues were visible around the room. The room alone could be considered a mansion.
"Darlings, I'm glad you could all join me as such sudden notice", she spoke.
"Well yes, Ms.Ashton, we are here at your honor", one of them spoke.
"Of course you are dear, I sent you two on a mission last night, how did it go?"
"Quite well, Ms. Ashton, we-"
"Darla please, call me Darla, after all we are working together, and first names are a must".
"Yes, Darla, we found what the information you asked for, regarding the guests staying at the mansion on Madrid Drive.", spoke, the one named Lindsey.
"Ah, some good news", Darla said smiling,
He then got up, handing her the file.
"Everything is in there, personal information on each one, and what they did the following nights when we were following them" said the other, Warren.
"I even served them at the Gavrok, so I could see them face-to-face", Warren said.
"That was a smart idea; there might be hope for you two yet".
"Thank-You, Darla", Lindsey said eyeing her.
"How long have you been working there Mr. Meers?"
"About three years, give or take".
"Fabulous and you Mr. Mcdonald?"
"What ever happened to first name bases?"
"Smart one, aren't you, well you my have earned calling me by my first name, but you didn't earn me doing the same for you", Darla replied.
"Very well, to answer you question, I have been working at the Gavrok for 5 years now, managing of course".
"Right, and yet you have never met my father?" she laughed, "Daddy, sure knows how to work in secret".
"What I want to know, Darla, actually what we wanna know is, how much you will pay us?"
"Rather eager Mr. Mcdonald, we haven't even discussed what you shall be doing for me".
"I'm up for whatever you shall ask of us".
"I'm…yeah what he said", spoke Warren.
"Glad to hear that, because it won't be pretty, and to warn you boys, I like things to be done my way, no mistakes, hard and fast."
"Bet that's not the only thing you like hard and fast", Lindsey spoke under his breath.
"What was that Mr. Mcdonald? Darla asked clearly hearing what he said.
"I agree to that, we won't disappoint you, Darla." Warren told her.
"Then it's a deal boys", Darla agreed happily.
"We are gonna have a killer time with this".'
************************To Be Continued*******************************
Author: XanderZeppo
Disclaimer: These aren't my characters, they all belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, I'm just borrowing them for my story, don't sue me please! Popeye is also not mine!
Spoilers: None this is an Au fic. Everyone here is plain ole' human.
Summary: I was watching real world the other day and thought that I could turn it into a Buffy fic. So this is AU Instead of Buffy being on the show Real world I made it so that they just pick a bunch of people to live together in a house who are all different, they are not on camera, At the end of their 3 months they get all the money. Not the best plot in the world, but work with me here. I'm bending the rules and letting more than 7 people live there.
Feedback: Please read and review with all your thoughts and comments. I would love to hear from you. Vampires need blood to stay alive well I need my reviews, don't let me die, feed me!!
AN: The pairings in this story are B/A, S/F, X/A, W/T, W/F and later on G/C and C/D also with Joyce/Giles
AN: I know I haven't updated in forever, but I have been busy. So, now it's been updated, and I must thank you all so
Much for reading and reviewing, it means so much to me, honestly. A huge Thank-You!
*********************************So Now The Story Begins******************************************
Early Next Morning.
Cordelia woke up next morning having a terrible feeling in her stomach,
"Oh god, just what exactly did I eat last night." she thought.
Cordy looked over, from her bed, to look at Faith, who had been peacefully snoring away. Cordy smirked at her, and got up or at least trying, out of bed.
"You were staring at me, beautiful", asked Faith groggily.
"Huh, me, no way!, I was just…y'know staring out the window….Oh fine, yeah I
was but don't get any ideas", Cordelia told her.
"Wouldn't dream of it, babe", Faith said sitting upward.
"I thought you were sleeping".
"World's greatest actress"
"Sure, you are, and I'm Colin Farrell's new girlfriend", Cordelia sarcastically stated.
"Hey, we all wish that, sugar".
"Well nice to know we agree on someth….argghhh".
Cordelia clutched her stomach in pain.
Faith got up off the bed and went next to her, "you alright?"
"Does it look like I am, Faith" Cordelia, said straitening her peasant top.
"Well, I dunno, you don't look all cheery on a bright morning like this".
"My stomach is killing me, I really don't know why though", Cordelia told her.
"Must be that time of the month then", Faith said laughing.
"Hahaha, you are so funny Faith, and no that's not it"
"Okay, fine then, you're pregnant!"
"What, huh, how!?" Cordelia was out of words, for once in her life, anyway.
"Well, haven't you ever heard the facts of life, Cordelia?".
Cordelia starting to get up, clutching her stomach, turned to Faith and said,
"Gosh, Faith….I think I'm gonna heave".
"Alright sista, but not on me!"
Faith watched as Cordy rushed to the bathroom, unpleasant sounds of her releasing vomit was heard, "Not something you wanna hear when you wake up", thought Faith.
"So what's up with your acting gig, and that hot 'lil bro of your's?" asked Faith.
Cordelia, still kneeling over the toilet was still releasing whatever she had eaten yesterday, but that didn't stop Faith from talking to her.
Coming out of the bathroom, towel in hand, she looked over at Faith, sitting there waiting for her answer.
"Well since you just called my brother, half brother that is, hott, I think that you might have serious mental problems", she told the girl.
"Geez, harsh much…It's the accent babe, gets us dolls all buttery in the nether regions", Faith said smiling.
"First I say ewww! then I respond".
"Well I get the half now part, cause, well, the accent", Faith told her.
"Yeah, different dads" she said,
"So, what, you two like don't get along?"
"We don't…much anymore", then Cordelia paused as if, in her mind, a memory was being replayed.
"We used to be inseparable", she said the memory washing over her.
She smiled, and so did Faith.
"Really", Faith said giving her a short laugh, motioning for her to join her on the bed, "I would have never guessed".
"Most people never did, but it was true, he always looked after me y'know, playing hero or guardian", she laughed.
"Lemme guess, the whole protective big brother thing".
Cordelia settled her hands on her lap, and spoke.
"It was great, the fact that we could just be together, and talk about almost anything", Cordelia told her; "I sorta miss that these days".
Faith looked at her, dumbfounded almost, "So go ahead, what's stopping you?"
Cordelia looked at her, with the saddest expression ever.
"Love", she spoke looking deeply at Faith, ready to bear all.
Faith could only but sigh.
******************Meanwhile Downstairs*****************************
It was 7:30 am and Xander had been on the couch watching T.V, with some cartoon playing on the screen.
"I thought I heard noise" a voice boomed walking into the den.
Xander looked up from the T.V, seeing that the voice belonged to Angel.
"Angel my man, good morning, I had to get up early, didn't want to miss cartooney goodness", he stated pointing towards the screen.
"Popeye?" Angel asked amused.
"Yeah Popeye, he's the man, killed the bad guy, saved the day, and got the damsel for all his hard work!"
"Sounds like some sad teen drama to me", he said taking a seat across from Xander.
"Oh, come one! you gotta have that soapy sad factor ness unless nothing comes into play", Xander stated matter-o-factly.
"Right, how could I forget", Angel said exasperated.
"Seems your mixing personal problems where there's just the wonderful world of Popeye."
"Maybe so".
"Wait, lemme guess, this Buffy chick is getting to you?"
"More than I'd like it to, actually".
"Well that's chicks for you, look at me, I'm Anya's personal bitch slave!"
Angel had to laugh at that one.
"Yeah, well you got yourself into that mess".
"Like it's any different with you? you got yourself into this mess since you layed eyes on the Summers girl", Xander said looking over at him.
Angel just shrugged,
"Oh you're her bitch slave; you just don't know it yet".
"Hey! I'm nobody's bitch, especially hers!", anger rising in his voice.
"Give it time". Xander said smirking,
*****************************Later That Day******************************
The room was huge, painting covered the walls, trophies and statues were visible around the room. The room alone could be considered a mansion.
"Darlings, I'm glad you could all join me as such sudden notice", she spoke.
"Well yes, Ms.Ashton, we are here at your honor", one of them spoke.
"Of course you are dear, I sent you two on a mission last night, how did it go?"
"Quite well, Ms. Ashton, we-"
"Darla please, call me Darla, after all we are working together, and first names are a must".
"Yes, Darla, we found what the information you asked for, regarding the guests staying at the mansion on Madrid Drive.", spoke, the one named Lindsey.
"Ah, some good news", Darla said smiling,
He then got up, handing her the file.
"Everything is in there, personal information on each one, and what they did the following nights when we were following them" said the other, Warren.
"I even served them at the Gavrok, so I could see them face-to-face", Warren said.
"That was a smart idea; there might be hope for you two yet".
"Thank-You, Darla", Lindsey said eyeing her.
"How long have you been working there Mr. Meers?"
"About three years, give or take".
"Fabulous and you Mr. Mcdonald?"
"What ever happened to first name bases?"
"Smart one, aren't you, well you my have earned calling me by my first name, but you didn't earn me doing the same for you", Darla replied.
"Very well, to answer you question, I have been working at the Gavrok for 5 years now, managing of course".
"Right, and yet you have never met my father?" she laughed, "Daddy, sure knows how to work in secret".
"What I want to know, Darla, actually what we wanna know is, how much you will pay us?"
"Rather eager Mr. Mcdonald, we haven't even discussed what you shall be doing for me".
"I'm up for whatever you shall ask of us".
"I'm…yeah what he said", spoke Warren.
"Glad to hear that, because it won't be pretty, and to warn you boys, I like things to be done my way, no mistakes, hard and fast."
"Bet that's not the only thing you like hard and fast", Lindsey spoke under his breath.
"What was that Mr. Mcdonald? Darla asked clearly hearing what he said.
"I agree to that, we won't disappoint you, Darla." Warren told her.
"Then it's a deal boys", Darla agreed happily.
"We are gonna have a killer time with this".'
************************To Be Continued*******************************