Yuri: Day 3! *when am I going to actually appear in this story?*
Kinggear: Soon enough.
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Genjuros Dad:…and that's when you dial the numbers.
Genjuro: So you grab it, put it in your ear and press this button? *presses the hangup button*
Dad: _
Genjuro: Wrong again I guess ^ ^
Mom: How's he doing?
Dad: back to square one…
Mom: humph… Well, who wants tea and rice with chicken?
Genjuro: Me!!!
Dad: Not until we are done training!
Genjuro: TCH! Ok! You pick it up, put it in your ear and dial the f…freakin' numbers Is that it?
Dad: Why didn't you say that earlier? And watch your mouth!
Genjuro: Too much stress dammit!
Dad: I said control your language!
Genjuro: Sowy.
Dad: ugh…give me a tea darling
Mom: right up.
Genjuro: So who am I going to call first?
Mom: Maybe you should call that Vanessa chick, maybe so you can make her look important.
Genjuro: Clever, how would she know I called her first
Dad: You tell her?
Genjuro: She can be the last person I called and I can still tell her I called her first.
Mom: Tch… Genji, but be nice to her.
Genjuro: I know someone I DO want to call first. *Dials Nakorurus phone number*
(A little pointer: Nakoruru is from Samurai Showdown, I know I didn't put her in the Introduction list because it was kind of pointless. Forgive me all of you Nakoruru fans. Mamahaha is her hawk pet and Rimururu is her younger sister.)
~~~~~Nakorurus home~~~~
*Phone rings*
*Rimururu and Mamahaha fight for the phone*
Rimururu: Its mine!
Mamahaha: Gwak!!
Rimururu: Let go you dammed animal!
*Mamahaha knocks her to the floor*
Rimu: owwww…you are so un-cute
Nakoruru: Who is it Mamahaha?
Mamahaha: Gwakaka!!
Nakoruru: Wow! Genjuro!? He hasn't called in so long! Gimme that!
*Wrestles the bird and takes the phone.*
Nako: Hello?
Genjuro: Hey Nako…I was just wondering if you could come to my house tonight?
Nako: Um…but if I go, I would have to take Mamahaha with me, and it doesn't like the rain.
Genjuro: I understand
Nako: so anything new?
Genjuro: Well, I did get a new PHONE….but I'm in a hurry so I can't talk about my pride now
Nako: I see…. So what? Is that all you have to say to a cute little girl?
Genjuro: No…..
Nako: (yes! Here comes the I love you!)
Genjuro: …….I L-l-istened to the way you said have a good day yesterday. Why the romantic accent?
Nako: XD (is he that dumb)? Nothing just…a little happy day.. that's all tee hee!
Genjuro: Well, anyway have a good day.
*phone hangs up*
Nako: Dammit, does it always end like that for Nako-kun?
Mamahaha: Gwakakakakakak!
Nako: Suttup you dammed bird!
~~~~Genjuros Home~~~~
Genjuro: What to do, what to do? *takes a bite out of chicken* Maybe I can call…Haohmaru?….nah, he's going to be all mad because I beat him 60 rounds in a row in Mario Kart. Maybe I'll just call Iori, see if he can be the first one over. Woah…its already 5:00.…..where did we get that clock?
*never minds and dials Ioris number*
Genjuro: Come on, come on pick up.
???: Hello?
Genjuro: (oh my, pretty voice) um… Ahem, may I speak to…Iori Yagami please?
???:…..IORI YOU SON OF! COME HERE!
Genjuro: Woa.
Iori: Yes?
Genjuro: HEY! IO! How are you!?
Iori: fine I guess. Ill be at your house in 5 minutes ok? Woah, theres a lot of rain outside.
Genjuro: Yes there is.
~~~~an hour later~~~~
Genjuro: Wheres Iori?
~~~~20 minutes later~~~
Genjuro: Hey V..Vanessa.
Vanessa: I don't know why the author of this story had to make us two meet.
Genjuro: Beats me.
Vanessas mom: Well, we'll be leaving our daughter here, should anything happened, I tought her how to self defense.
Genjuro: Umm..excuse me, but will that self defense thingy hurt me in anyway.
Vanessa's Mom: Just try not to approach her.
Vanessa: Don't kick them in the down…hah, that's bull.
Genjuro: I'll keep my hands away from her.
Genjuros mom: Well, I guess we will be seeing you later on.
Vanessa: Bye momy, by edaddy.
Parents: By vannie.
Genjuro family: (Vannie)?
~~~~1 hour later~~~~
Genjuro: Hey Angel
Angel: Hi Genjuro (wanna see something?)
Genjuro: ?
Angel: *Unzips her rain jacket*
Genjuro: O.o
Angel: Aren't they pretty?
Genjuro: Uh..uhh….
Angel: Each butterfly on each shoulder, it's a gum tattoo ain't they cute?
Genjuro: Y..yes they are…hehe, heh..well…
Angel: ?
Vanessa: He thought you where flashing him *she says this while cleaning her nails*
Angel: Oh… *looks at him with strange eyes*
Genjuro: Heh…ahah, wh..what?
~~~~~~another hour passes, the kids where playing neo geo~~~~
Angel: beat you again
Vanessa: Shuttup! I can beat you with Balrog sooo easily!
Angel: hes not in this game
Vanessa: well…I'm sure there must be a cheat for it anyway…*tries combinations like Left-forward analog and A button with B button*
Angel: -_- (you don't get it do you)
*doorbell rings*
Mom: I'll get it!………………….Hey Kim!
Kim's dad: I just wanted to drop my son off, I heard your son had some kind of stay-over…and since there is no school today and we are going to work, I just thought…
Mom: Yes yes yes, we'll take care of him.
Kim's Dad: Thank you *vows*
Mom: hehe, (sighs).
~~~~~at K's house~~~~~~~
*doorbell rings*
K's mom: Oooh…it must be her…one second K'-darling
K': (whats the rush).
Mom: *opens the door slowly* h..hi!
*A strange looking girl with light blue hair and leathered clothing looks at K's mom with an angry face…she stretches her hand forward…*
Kula: My luggage…
Mom: oh…OH! Sorry darling *takes the 4 bags upstairs* ugh… (this is heavy).
Kula: *Walks up and down the hallway* this is a nice smelling house…*sniffs* I smell something unhuman.
Mom: Oh, it must be K', he hasn't taken a shower in a week or so, and he's starting to smell like leather. Isn't that right K'?.
K': I hate you
Kula: No, its not that…there is a dog urinating in your backyard.
Mom: oh, I must get rid of it! SHOO SHOO DOGGY!
Kula: *walks up to K' and zooms her head close to K's and stares at him*
Kula: Have more respect for your mother.
K': uh…y..yes..fine.
Mom: Oh yeah, K', aren't you going to your friends house?
Kula: You are leaving me!?
K': huh?
Kula: *grabs on to his leg*
K': ugh, get her off get her off!
Kula: I want to go too!!!!
Mom: oh my, I hope your friend has extra room.
K': I said get her off mom!
Mom: ok ok, *grabs Kula's ankles and pulls* ugh! Ugh!
K': get her off!!
Kula: NO!
Mom: She wont let go!
K': Heeeelp!
Mom: Im trying!
Kula: NEVER!
K': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
~~~~~Genjuros house~~~~
Genjuro: …its about time.
Iori: sorry I took so long, I was being chased by some bigass dog because I accidently tripped thanks to the wet streets and hit him on the head tossing his bone away for a squirrel…ehhee… and then, he bit my balls but I didn't feel it.
Genjuro: I…see…well, all we need to wait for is Andy, Terry, K', Mary, Whip and Benimaru.
Vanessa: And Ryuji
Angel: And Kyo (hes so cuuuuute)
Iori: Don't forget May Lee, she's like glue to Kim.
Genjuro: Is that it?
Angel: Well, I wonder whats delaying K'
~~~~20 minutes later, everyone that they talked about exept for K' is at Genjis house~~~~
Mary: Terry! let go of my sandwich!
Terry: *with a mouthful* Its tasty!
Mary: ANDY!
Mai: He's busy! *piggy back*
Andy: How many times do I have to do this?*
Mai: enough ^_^.
****doorbell****
Mom: I'll get it kids…………..(nananan, nana nana, YMCA…nanananana, Ymc…) uh…Hello?
K': Hello
Kula: *with arms locked to him* Ain't we a cute couple?
Mom: Ye..yes…hold on a second? GENJI!!!!!
Genji: *from upstairs* WHAAAAAT!
Mom: I think K' Is here, and he's brought a girlfriend with him!
Genjuro: Coming mom!
*jumps through the roof*
Mom: Ugh! How many times are you going to do that!?
Genjuro: Oh…damn again!? Hehe, sorry mom.
Mom: ugh… just greet your friends.
Genjuro: Hey, K', whos the girl? *winks*
K':…..she's…
Kula: His new girlfriend.
Genjuro: Oh, Ic…how did this come to be lovebirds?
Mom: (to Genjis ear) was that right to ask?
Genjuro: (wishpers back) its ok, they can handle a little tease
K': I rather not talk about it
Kula: Well, I was supposed to sleep over at Prime's house but I didn't expect them to have a kid! Much less, SOOO CUTE!
K': it was rather strange, because she came in my house with a rather serious and cool look, until my mother mentioned I was coming here, and then she freaked out and…let's just leave it there.
Kula: I was cool at first because I didn't want to ruin my image -
K': (too late)
Kula: …but right when I heard you where going away, I just couldn't hold it and…ugh! You're so vain, you don't understand girls.
K': (thank god).
Genjuro: Well, everyone's here, so lets just go upstairs and have fun with my many consoles ok?
Kula: Can me and K' have a room for each other? *pulls K' back and forward*
K': No
Mom: umm… two 6 graders in one room? Is this right?
Kula: huh? I just want to ask him about his life…I'm not going to coochi-coochi kiss him or anything *blushes*.
K':….
Genjuro: …anyway, lets head upstairs.
~~~~upstairs~~~~
Mai: …let me see how it looks and I'll leave you alone!
Andy: NO! anything but purple lipstick!
Genjuro: Hey kids.
Mary: Hey Genji!
Genjuro: Looks like everyone is exited about the Neo Geo.
Ryuji: nah, I play xbox.
Genjuro: Well, lets welcome K' and (whats her name?) Culo!
Kula: Its Kula.
Genjuro: Right, Coola!
Kula: -_-*
K': heheheh
Kula: What are you laughing at!?
Everybody exept for Genjuro and K': HI COOLA!
Ryuji: *can barely hear him* can we call you cooler?
Genjuro: Well, now that we are all here, I think dinner's going to be ready soon.
Ryuji: Yay dessert!
Mary: dessert is after lunch….Hah! Take that Terry!
Terry: _ another round?
Genjuro: Plus, my family doesn't eat dessert.
Ryuji: Crap.. *goes back to playing Kabuki Warrirors*
Mary: So Kula, tell us about you
Kula: Finally someone pronounces my name right. Well, I like using the style of peace for my fighting! My momy tought me that.
K': That's the opposite of me!
Kula: Cool! Anyway, I also love ice and always smile and nod.
Genjuro: Gentlemen? We have found our anti-K'
K': what is that supposed to mean?
Mom: KIDS! DINNER!
Kyo: Why is diner so late?
Mary: dunno.
Terry: (bang bang, come on she's not paying attention).
Mary: huh? Oh, I noticed you where trying to beat me whithout me noticing. But too late, I have you *does special move that kills in one shot*. Take that bigboy.
Terry: *Jaw-drops*
Genjuro: Lets just go downstairs shall we?
Kula: Lets go K'!
K':…do I have to?
Andy: Now you know how I feel.
K': Don talk to me!
~~~~around the diner table~~~~
Mary: Why are we sitting on the floor?
Kyo: I like it.
Genjuro: Lets just eat.
*they eat everything from noodles, to chicken, to rice, to scrambled eggs, to all sort of tasty Japanese food etc..*
Terry: *mouthful* This iff good.
Mary: Lear how to keep your mouth shut when you are eating Terry Bogard.
Terry: Soffy.
Ryuji: *with a mouthful, but instead of keeping the food it, it splatters all around* diff tastes goodff.
Kids: AAAAAA!
Genjuro: My rice balls!
Kula: K', now that my food is all screwed up, and yours is not…
K': NO!
Kula: please.
K': NO!
Kula: THANK YOU! *takes 3 rice balls*
K': hey!
Kula: *clogs them all in her mouth* diff are so good!
K': RRRRRRRRGH!
Genjuro: Calm down K'
~~~20 minutes later~~~
Ryuji: ninety-nine bottles of tea on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of tea! If I drink one more, I get to go to the bathroom first…ninety-nine bottles of tea on the wall.
Genjuro: Really, does it hurt you to shut up?
Kim: Well, this food was really good, thank you Genjuro.
Genjo: Thank you for the compliments, I never thought it woulda gotten complimented by a Korean man.
Kim: What is that supposed to mean?
Maya: Yeh, what is THAT! Supposed to mean?
Genjuro: n..nothing! I just thought that the Korean liked our foods so much
Kim: -_- we are people too
Maya: YEAH WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Kim: stop screaming.
Maya: Sowy (doesn't he look like Tom Cruise?)
Genjuro…r..right.
~~~~some time later~~~
Angel: *on Genjuros lap* Come on Genji! Let me make one for you! Unzip that top of yours!
Genjuro: (get off get off get off!) umm…why?
Angel: come on, please, its only one butterfly!
Genjuro: I hate butterflies.
Iori: you know, that doesn't look right from here.
Kyo: I think it doesn't either.
*they hear a scream from upstairs*
Kula/Mai: Come on! Andy and K', get over here so we can put some purple/black lipstick!
Kula: Hey its black on both!
Mai: No! its purple on both!
*they fight under a cloud of dusts and stars*
Mai/Kula: uff, ufff!
K': Now is our time to escape!
Andy: lets go!
*girls get up*
Mai/Kula: Not so fast Andy and K'!
Kula: HEY! Its K' AND Andy!
Mai: No! its Andy AND K'!
*they fight again*
K/Andy: right! *run downstairs*.
~~~~doorbell rings~~~
Mom: ……………….hello?
Angels mom: Hello, is my Angel here?
Terry: *From bathroom* Oooh My Angel! Naananananna….*singing*
Mom: yes, infact she is…shes right…hey but what the!? GET OFF MY CHILD YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Angel: Huh?
Genjuro: MOMY!
Angels Mom: Hmph!! Hey! How many times did I tell you not to do that to boys!?
Genjuros mom and Genjuro: O.o
Angels mom: how many times did I tell you not to put tattoos on a boy?
Angel: sorry momy, sorry Genji.
Genjuros mom and Genjuro: *phew*
Genjuro: Its ok Angel, I know it will be another time.
Angel: *winks and blows a kiss*
Angels mom: oh that will not happen little missy! You are grounded!
Angel: AW MOM!
Angels mom: lets go, cya Mrs. Genjuro and Genjuro.
Genjuro: bye!
Mom: bye! Hope to see you again soon.
Angel: you wished!
Mom: what?! Oh for gods…!
Angel: by Genji! *another wink*
Genjuro: Bye
Mom: hey! Do not say bye to that girl!
~~~~~later that night~~~~
Maya: when will my momy come?
Kim: I don't know, but we are leaving together
Maya: yay! *hugs him*.
Kim: hehe.
*In that same living room, Whip is dragging Iori by the neck with her whip while she is sitting on Kyo as Benimaru wipes her hello kitty boots*
Whip: Come on morons! Faster!
Iori: ugh!
Benimaru: (female-dog).
Kyo: (her butt is soooo soft) *drools*.
Genjuro: Well, I guess we all had fun ain't that right kids?
Kids: *cept for K' and Kula* YEEEEEEEEEEEES GENJIO!
Genjio: *Blushes* hehe *notcies K' calling him*
Genjuro: huh?
K': *mumbles*
Genjuro: ???
K': *gives sign to come closer*
Genjuro: *K' mumbles "Get her off my lips!* Ooooh…*he notices what Kula was doing to K'*.
Genjuro: Why; doesn't it feel cool? My momy says it tastes like berries *wink*.
K': -_-
Kula: mmmmmmmAH! There, all the lipstick is re-moved, now wasn't that fun? My dog taught me that game.
K': _
*from upstairs*
Ryuji: This is the best game ever! *points to Nickelodeon Party Blast box*
Genjuro: Why did I ever buy those games? -_-
~~~~~some time later, everyone leaves home~~~~
***At K's house***
K's mom: K'! time to sleeeeep!
K': coming! *gets on his new cotton pajamas.
Kula: Oh, he looks sooo cute!
K': …. …. O.O!
*Kula is wearing a white shirt with no pants but she was wearing underwear*
Kula: like it? Its cotton like your pajamas!
K': ….eh…
K's mom: Well, go to sleep kids!
K': She can sleep on the floor.
K's mom: Now come on K' that's not nice!
K': Well, this bed is too small.
Mom: then you can sleep on the floor.
K': ugh… fine.
Kula: Nite-nite!
K': ….ugh… goodnite.
Mom: *switches off the lights*.
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Athena: End of chapter!!!!!!!!
Kinggear17: Damn Athena stop being so loud!
AThena: Sowy
Kinggear17: ufff… s'ok.
But whatever, well…chapter is done, next chapter? THE CLONES ATTACK! And who will be the Guilty Gear character that appears? You'll find out if you stay tuned.
-Like always, have a good day/night and keep reading! ^_^
-Author. (Hope you liked this chapter, it took me awhile to read and double check)
Kinggear: Soon enough.
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Genjuros Dad:…and that's when you dial the numbers.
Genjuro: So you grab it, put it in your ear and press this button? *presses the hangup button*
Dad: _
Genjuro: Wrong again I guess ^ ^
Mom: How's he doing?
Dad: back to square one…
Mom: humph… Well, who wants tea and rice with chicken?
Genjuro: Me!!!
Dad: Not until we are done training!
Genjuro: TCH! Ok! You pick it up, put it in your ear and dial the f…freakin' numbers Is that it?
Dad: Why didn't you say that earlier? And watch your mouth!
Genjuro: Too much stress dammit!
Dad: I said control your language!
Genjuro: Sowy.
Dad: ugh…give me a tea darling
Mom: right up.
Genjuro: So who am I going to call first?
Mom: Maybe you should call that Vanessa chick, maybe so you can make her look important.
Genjuro: Clever, how would she know I called her first
Dad: You tell her?
Genjuro: She can be the last person I called and I can still tell her I called her first.
Mom: Tch… Genji, but be nice to her.
Genjuro: I know someone I DO want to call first. *Dials Nakorurus phone number*
(A little pointer: Nakoruru is from Samurai Showdown, I know I didn't put her in the Introduction list because it was kind of pointless. Forgive me all of you Nakoruru fans. Mamahaha is her hawk pet and Rimururu is her younger sister.)
~~~~~Nakorurus home~~~~
*Phone rings*
*Rimururu and Mamahaha fight for the phone*
Rimururu: Its mine!
Mamahaha: Gwak!!
Rimururu: Let go you dammed animal!
*Mamahaha knocks her to the floor*
Rimu: owwww…you are so un-cute
Nakoruru: Who is it Mamahaha?
Mamahaha: Gwakaka!!
Nakoruru: Wow! Genjuro!? He hasn't called in so long! Gimme that!
*Wrestles the bird and takes the phone.*
Nako: Hello?
Genjuro: Hey Nako…I was just wondering if you could come to my house tonight?
Nako: Um…but if I go, I would have to take Mamahaha with me, and it doesn't like the rain.
Genjuro: I understand
Nako: so anything new?
Genjuro: Well, I did get a new PHONE….but I'm in a hurry so I can't talk about my pride now
Nako: I see…. So what? Is that all you have to say to a cute little girl?
Genjuro: No…..
Nako: (yes! Here comes the I love you!)
Genjuro: …….I L-l-istened to the way you said have a good day yesterday. Why the romantic accent?
Nako: XD (is he that dumb)? Nothing just…a little happy day.. that's all tee hee!
Genjuro: Well, anyway have a good day.
*phone hangs up*
Nako: Dammit, does it always end like that for Nako-kun?
Mamahaha: Gwakakakakakak!
Nako: Suttup you dammed bird!
~~~~Genjuros Home~~~~
Genjuro: What to do, what to do? *takes a bite out of chicken* Maybe I can call…Haohmaru?….nah, he's going to be all mad because I beat him 60 rounds in a row in Mario Kart. Maybe I'll just call Iori, see if he can be the first one over. Woah…its already 5:00.…..where did we get that clock?
*never minds and dials Ioris number*
Genjuro: Come on, come on pick up.
???: Hello?
Genjuro: (oh my, pretty voice) um… Ahem, may I speak to…Iori Yagami please?
???:…..IORI YOU SON OF! COME HERE!
Genjuro: Woa.
Iori: Yes?
Genjuro: HEY! IO! How are you!?
Iori: fine I guess. Ill be at your house in 5 minutes ok? Woah, theres a lot of rain outside.
Genjuro: Yes there is.
~~~~an hour later~~~~
Genjuro: Wheres Iori?
~~~~20 minutes later~~~
Genjuro: Hey V..Vanessa.
Vanessa: I don't know why the author of this story had to make us two meet.
Genjuro: Beats me.
Vanessas mom: Well, we'll be leaving our daughter here, should anything happened, I tought her how to self defense.
Genjuro: Umm..excuse me, but will that self defense thingy hurt me in anyway.
Vanessa's Mom: Just try not to approach her.
Vanessa: Don't kick them in the down…hah, that's bull.
Genjuro: I'll keep my hands away from her.
Genjuros mom: Well, I guess we will be seeing you later on.
Vanessa: Bye momy, by edaddy.
Parents: By vannie.
Genjuro family: (Vannie)?
~~~~1 hour later~~~~
Genjuro: Hey Angel
Angel: Hi Genjuro (wanna see something?)
Genjuro: ?
Angel: *Unzips her rain jacket*
Genjuro: O.o
Angel: Aren't they pretty?
Genjuro: Uh..uhh….
Angel: Each butterfly on each shoulder, it's a gum tattoo ain't they cute?
Genjuro: Y..yes they are…hehe, heh..well…
Angel: ?
Vanessa: He thought you where flashing him *she says this while cleaning her nails*
Angel: Oh… *looks at him with strange eyes*
Genjuro: Heh…ahah, wh..what?
~~~~~~another hour passes, the kids where playing neo geo~~~~
Angel: beat you again
Vanessa: Shuttup! I can beat you with Balrog sooo easily!
Angel: hes not in this game
Vanessa: well…I'm sure there must be a cheat for it anyway…*tries combinations like Left-forward analog and A button with B button*
Angel: -_- (you don't get it do you)
*doorbell rings*
Mom: I'll get it!………………….Hey Kim!
Kim's dad: I just wanted to drop my son off, I heard your son had some kind of stay-over…and since there is no school today and we are going to work, I just thought…
Mom: Yes yes yes, we'll take care of him.
Kim's Dad: Thank you *vows*
Mom: hehe, (sighs).
~~~~~at K's house~~~~~~~
*doorbell rings*
K's mom: Oooh…it must be her…one second K'-darling
K': (whats the rush).
Mom: *opens the door slowly* h..hi!
*A strange looking girl with light blue hair and leathered clothing looks at K's mom with an angry face…she stretches her hand forward…*
Kula: My luggage…
Mom: oh…OH! Sorry darling *takes the 4 bags upstairs* ugh… (this is heavy).
Kula: *Walks up and down the hallway* this is a nice smelling house…*sniffs* I smell something unhuman.
Mom: Oh, it must be K', he hasn't taken a shower in a week or so, and he's starting to smell like leather. Isn't that right K'?.
K': I hate you
Kula: No, its not that…there is a dog urinating in your backyard.
Mom: oh, I must get rid of it! SHOO SHOO DOGGY!
Kula: *walks up to K' and zooms her head close to K's and stares at him*
Kula: Have more respect for your mother.
K': uh…y..yes..fine.
Mom: Oh yeah, K', aren't you going to your friends house?
Kula: You are leaving me!?
K': huh?
Kula: *grabs on to his leg*
K': ugh, get her off get her off!
Kula: I want to go too!!!!
Mom: oh my, I hope your friend has extra room.
K': I said get her off mom!
Mom: ok ok, *grabs Kula's ankles and pulls* ugh! Ugh!
K': get her off!!
Kula: NO!
Mom: She wont let go!
K': Heeeelp!
Mom: Im trying!
Kula: NEVER!
K': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
~~~~~Genjuros house~~~~
Genjuro: …its about time.
Iori: sorry I took so long, I was being chased by some bigass dog because I accidently tripped thanks to the wet streets and hit him on the head tossing his bone away for a squirrel…ehhee… and then, he bit my balls but I didn't feel it.
Genjuro: I…see…well, all we need to wait for is Andy, Terry, K', Mary, Whip and Benimaru.
Vanessa: And Ryuji
Angel: And Kyo (hes so cuuuuute)
Iori: Don't forget May Lee, she's like glue to Kim.
Genjuro: Is that it?
Angel: Well, I wonder whats delaying K'
~~~~20 minutes later, everyone that they talked about exept for K' is at Genjis house~~~~
Mary: Terry! let go of my sandwich!
Terry: *with a mouthful* Its tasty!
Mary: ANDY!
Mai: He's busy! *piggy back*
Andy: How many times do I have to do this?*
Mai: enough ^_^.
****doorbell****
Mom: I'll get it kids…………..(nananan, nana nana, YMCA…nanananana, Ymc…) uh…Hello?
K': Hello
Kula: *with arms locked to him* Ain't we a cute couple?
Mom: Ye..yes…hold on a second? GENJI!!!!!
Genji: *from upstairs* WHAAAAAT!
Mom: I think K' Is here, and he's brought a girlfriend with him!
Genjuro: Coming mom!
*jumps through the roof*
Mom: Ugh! How many times are you going to do that!?
Genjuro: Oh…damn again!? Hehe, sorry mom.
Mom: ugh… just greet your friends.
Genjuro: Hey, K', whos the girl? *winks*
K':…..she's…
Kula: His new girlfriend.
Genjuro: Oh, Ic…how did this come to be lovebirds?
Mom: (to Genjis ear) was that right to ask?
Genjuro: (wishpers back) its ok, they can handle a little tease
K': I rather not talk about it
Kula: Well, I was supposed to sleep over at Prime's house but I didn't expect them to have a kid! Much less, SOOO CUTE!
K': it was rather strange, because she came in my house with a rather serious and cool look, until my mother mentioned I was coming here, and then she freaked out and…let's just leave it there.
Kula: I was cool at first because I didn't want to ruin my image -
K': (too late)
Kula: …but right when I heard you where going away, I just couldn't hold it and…ugh! You're so vain, you don't understand girls.
K': (thank god).
Genjuro: Well, everyone's here, so lets just go upstairs and have fun with my many consoles ok?
Kula: Can me and K' have a room for each other? *pulls K' back and forward*
K': No
Mom: umm… two 6 graders in one room? Is this right?
Kula: huh? I just want to ask him about his life…I'm not going to coochi-coochi kiss him or anything *blushes*.
K':….
Genjuro: …anyway, lets head upstairs.
~~~~upstairs~~~~
Mai: …let me see how it looks and I'll leave you alone!
Andy: NO! anything but purple lipstick!
Genjuro: Hey kids.
Mary: Hey Genji!
Genjuro: Looks like everyone is exited about the Neo Geo.
Ryuji: nah, I play xbox.
Genjuro: Well, lets welcome K' and (whats her name?) Culo!
Kula: Its Kula.
Genjuro: Right, Coola!
Kula: -_-*
K': heheheh
Kula: What are you laughing at!?
Everybody exept for Genjuro and K': HI COOLA!
Ryuji: *can barely hear him* can we call you cooler?
Genjuro: Well, now that we are all here, I think dinner's going to be ready soon.
Ryuji: Yay dessert!
Mary: dessert is after lunch….Hah! Take that Terry!
Terry: _ another round?
Genjuro: Plus, my family doesn't eat dessert.
Ryuji: Crap.. *goes back to playing Kabuki Warrirors*
Mary: So Kula, tell us about you
Kula: Finally someone pronounces my name right. Well, I like using the style of peace for my fighting! My momy tought me that.
K': That's the opposite of me!
Kula: Cool! Anyway, I also love ice and always smile and nod.
Genjuro: Gentlemen? We have found our anti-K'
K': what is that supposed to mean?
Mom: KIDS! DINNER!
Kyo: Why is diner so late?
Mary: dunno.
Terry: (bang bang, come on she's not paying attention).
Mary: huh? Oh, I noticed you where trying to beat me whithout me noticing. But too late, I have you *does special move that kills in one shot*. Take that bigboy.
Terry: *Jaw-drops*
Genjuro: Lets just go downstairs shall we?
Kula: Lets go K'!
K':…do I have to?
Andy: Now you know how I feel.
K': Don talk to me!
~~~~around the diner table~~~~
Mary: Why are we sitting on the floor?
Kyo: I like it.
Genjuro: Lets just eat.
*they eat everything from noodles, to chicken, to rice, to scrambled eggs, to all sort of tasty Japanese food etc..*
Terry: *mouthful* This iff good.
Mary: Lear how to keep your mouth shut when you are eating Terry Bogard.
Terry: Soffy.
Ryuji: *with a mouthful, but instead of keeping the food it, it splatters all around* diff tastes goodff.
Kids: AAAAAA!
Genjuro: My rice balls!
Kula: K', now that my food is all screwed up, and yours is not…
K': NO!
Kula: please.
K': NO!
Kula: THANK YOU! *takes 3 rice balls*
K': hey!
Kula: *clogs them all in her mouth* diff are so good!
K': RRRRRRRRGH!
Genjuro: Calm down K'
~~~20 minutes later~~~
Ryuji: ninety-nine bottles of tea on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of tea! If I drink one more, I get to go to the bathroom first…ninety-nine bottles of tea on the wall.
Genjuro: Really, does it hurt you to shut up?
Kim: Well, this food was really good, thank you Genjuro.
Genjo: Thank you for the compliments, I never thought it woulda gotten complimented by a Korean man.
Kim: What is that supposed to mean?
Maya: Yeh, what is THAT! Supposed to mean?
Genjuro: n..nothing! I just thought that the Korean liked our foods so much
Kim: -_- we are people too
Maya: YEAH WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Kim: stop screaming.
Maya: Sowy (doesn't he look like Tom Cruise?)
Genjuro…r..right.
~~~~some time later~~~
Angel: *on Genjuros lap* Come on Genji! Let me make one for you! Unzip that top of yours!
Genjuro: (get off get off get off!) umm…why?
Angel: come on, please, its only one butterfly!
Genjuro: I hate butterflies.
Iori: you know, that doesn't look right from here.
Kyo: I think it doesn't either.
*they hear a scream from upstairs*
Kula/Mai: Come on! Andy and K', get over here so we can put some purple/black lipstick!
Kula: Hey its black on both!
Mai: No! its purple on both!
*they fight under a cloud of dusts and stars*
Mai/Kula: uff, ufff!
K': Now is our time to escape!
Andy: lets go!
*girls get up*
Mai/Kula: Not so fast Andy and K'!
Kula: HEY! Its K' AND Andy!
Mai: No! its Andy AND K'!
*they fight again*
K/Andy: right! *run downstairs*.
~~~~doorbell rings~~~
Mom: ……………….hello?
Angels mom: Hello, is my Angel here?
Terry: *From bathroom* Oooh My Angel! Naananananna….*singing*
Mom: yes, infact she is…shes right…hey but what the!? GET OFF MY CHILD YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Angel: Huh?
Genjuro: MOMY!
Angels Mom: Hmph!! Hey! How many times did I tell you not to do that to boys!?
Genjuros mom and Genjuro: O.o
Angels mom: how many times did I tell you not to put tattoos on a boy?
Angel: sorry momy, sorry Genji.
Genjuros mom and Genjuro: *phew*
Genjuro: Its ok Angel, I know it will be another time.
Angel: *winks and blows a kiss*
Angels mom: oh that will not happen little missy! You are grounded!
Angel: AW MOM!
Angels mom: lets go, cya Mrs. Genjuro and Genjuro.
Genjuro: bye!
Mom: bye! Hope to see you again soon.
Angel: you wished!
Mom: what?! Oh for gods…!
Angel: by Genji! *another wink*
Genjuro: Bye
Mom: hey! Do not say bye to that girl!
~~~~~later that night~~~~
Maya: when will my momy come?
Kim: I don't know, but we are leaving together
Maya: yay! *hugs him*.
Kim: hehe.
*In that same living room, Whip is dragging Iori by the neck with her whip while she is sitting on Kyo as Benimaru wipes her hello kitty boots*
Whip: Come on morons! Faster!
Iori: ugh!
Benimaru: (female-dog).
Kyo: (her butt is soooo soft) *drools*.
Genjuro: Well, I guess we all had fun ain't that right kids?
Kids: *cept for K' and Kula* YEEEEEEEEEEEES GENJIO!
Genjio: *Blushes* hehe *notcies K' calling him*
Genjuro: huh?
K': *mumbles*
Genjuro: ???
K': *gives sign to come closer*
Genjuro: *K' mumbles "Get her off my lips!* Ooooh…*he notices what Kula was doing to K'*.
Genjuro: Why; doesn't it feel cool? My momy says it tastes like berries *wink*.
K': -_-
Kula: mmmmmmmAH! There, all the lipstick is re-moved, now wasn't that fun? My dog taught me that game.
K': _
*from upstairs*
Ryuji: This is the best game ever! *points to Nickelodeon Party Blast box*
Genjuro: Why did I ever buy those games? -_-
~~~~~some time later, everyone leaves home~~~~
***At K's house***
K's mom: K'! time to sleeeeep!
K': coming! *gets on his new cotton pajamas.
Kula: Oh, he looks sooo cute!
K': …. …. O.O!
*Kula is wearing a white shirt with no pants but she was wearing underwear*
Kula: like it? Its cotton like your pajamas!
K': ….eh…
K's mom: Well, go to sleep kids!
K': She can sleep on the floor.
K's mom: Now come on K' that's not nice!
K': Well, this bed is too small.
Mom: then you can sleep on the floor.
K': ugh… fine.
Kula: Nite-nite!
K': ….ugh… goodnite.
Mom: *switches off the lights*.
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Athena: End of chapter!!!!!!!!
Kinggear17: Damn Athena stop being so loud!
AThena: Sowy
Kinggear17: ufff… s'ok.
But whatever, well…chapter is done, next chapter? THE CLONES ATTACK! And who will be the Guilty Gear character that appears? You'll find out if you stay tuned.
-Like always, have a good day/night and keep reading! ^_^
-Author. (Hope you liked this chapter, it took me awhile to read and double check)