Hobbit cuddles
Author: Sphinx
Disclaimer: I own my self, the plot and my room. I don't own LotR or any of the characters therein. Don't sue. ^.^
M/N: I have two different personalities. Or, well... I have many different personalities, but there are only two of them in this story, Minnie and Minnie. Or, rather, Minnie the LotR-obsessed and Minnie the non-LotR-obsessed. I know, it's weird, but Minnie can be two different persons. And Minnie is part of me... *just confuzzled herself* This was just a thing that came to my mind, and I wrote it down to remember it, and now it's suddenly become a fic! It might be a bit confuzzling to understand, but I'm sure you will do fine. Well, anyway, read and review, would you? *asks kindly*
Summary: Just another wacky conversation between me and myself. -_-*!
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I think I need hobbit cuddles. I KNOW I need hobbit cuddles!
*stare*
I need cuddly hobbits... In my bed... Under my sheets...
Perv.
Cuddly-wuddly hobsies between my sheets!
...
Cuddly-wuddly hobsies between my sheets together with me, cuddling of to ForeverLaLaLand! *beams*
Ya, but you're sick, so...
Cuddly-duddly-wuddly hob-
SHUT UP!
-sies...
*shakes head, goes back to reading*
*in a low voice, getting higher as she sings* Cuddly hobbits, wuddly hobbits, cuddly-duddly-wuddly hobbits, hobbits here, hobbits there, hobbits everywhere! They're in my mind, they're in my bed, they're in my daily life. Oh, how I wish they all were mine, for then I'd cuddle all day long! *last word shouted out*
*throws book to the side* Din't I tell ya to shut that trap of yours?!
Want hobbits! Demands hobbit cuddles!
You're a pervert, you little distort creature!
Whaat?! I just enjoy cuddly hobbits! And me cuddling with them as well!
Plus, you enjoy Merry/Pippin slash fics! Doesn't that say a lot about you?
It says nothing about me! *gets interrupted by the door being burst open*
*In through the door comes the fellowship, all nine of them. Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Gandalf and Gimli*
*throws herself over hobbits* Hobbiiiiiiiiits!
*stares* /What/ is the fellowship doing in our room?
Don't care! Cuddle time!!!
*rolls her eyes and walks out, mumbling something about "freaked out other half..."*
*cuddles hobbits, before locking Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gimli up in two of her three closets*
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Like that, weird. But I can assure you that they are doing well in my closet. Not that I actually /can/ lock it, but no need to tell them, right? No, exactly. Well-
*someone pokes my shoulder, and I turn around, seeing Wormtongue*
No, wait a minute. You're not supposed to turn up now. Later, yes, but not now. Have a seat, and make yourself as home.
*Wormtongue scurries of to sit down by the dinner table, his head in his hands, with a bored expression on his face*
Oh, don't look so bored to death! I'm just going to finish the story, for Christ's sake! *turns back to the computer* I'm sorry, he can be rather the attention seeker at times. Guess I'll have to leave you for now, then. As I kindly asked before: Please review, it would make me very happy. Maybe it isn't so much to comment on, but there's always something to have an opinion about, good or bad. So until next time... Namarië!
/ Sphinx ~