Big Show heard his music, and made his way down the ramp. He looked at the WWE Title Belt on his shoulder, and held it proudly above his head. He climbed into the ring, and took the microphone from the ring announcer. "I've proven it over and over. I am the best WWE champion that ever was and will be! Look at me. I'm a giant. 7 feet tall, 500 pounds-"
"YEAH, YEAH. WE ALL KNOW. 7 FEET 2 INCHES TALL, 500 POUNDS, BLAH BLAH BLAH. NO ONE CARES ANYMORE, SHOW." A voice interrupted him.
"Who-?" Show started, looking up the ramp.
"SHUT UP. DID I SAY I WAS FINISHED?" By now the fans were cheering for the nameless voice. "WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHO I AM?"
"I-" Show started.
"WAS I TALKING TO YOU OR THE FANS?" By now, the fans were laughing at Big Show. Show didn't know what to say. He'd seen RAW lately; the newcomer Anonymous had made him consider his options, but he was safe here on SmackDown, and Anonymous was on RAW. But that voice reminded him of Anonymous, in the way that someone's voice could send chills down your back. Big Show was getting prepared to see Anonymous walk down the ramp. "WHO HATES THIS GUY AND WANTS TO KNOW WHO I AM?" The fans screamed wildly.
"I AM THE CLUELESS RIDDLE. I AM THE ANOMALOUS MYSTERY. I AM THE QUESTION WITH NO ANSWER. I AM THE ONE YOU WONDER ABOUT BUT DO NOT KNOW. THIS IS WHO I AM; I AM THE ENIGMA."
Big Show didn't know what to make of this. The voice sounded like Anonymous, but he said he wasn't.
The lights in the arena suddenly were cut off. Big Show could hear his breathing; he knew he was in danger. He felt his way to the ropes, and stepped out. He found the ramp, and ran up it. He made it to the top, thinking he was safe. Then he heard a dull thump, and crumpled to the ground, unconscious.
***
Big Show woke up in his locker room, a swollen knot on the back of his head. He looked around him, expecting to find an on-hand doctor or that Enigma guy himself. But he was all alone. He saw a bag of ice left for him, and pressed it to the knot on his head. He got up, and left the room, thinking about his biggest rivals. Brock, Angle, and Undertaker were his biggest threats, now that Mr. America had been fired, but Brock and Angle were going after Tag Team Gold, so that narrowed the field. He figured that there was no way in hell that there could be 2 people like Anonymous, so it had to be Undertaker.
A cameraman was walking down the hall right as Big Show walked in front of him. "Get out of my way." Show said, shoving a cameraman aside into another room. A knife embedded itself in the wall next to where Big Show had been after he turned down the hall and left.
"I always hesitsate at the last second." The man said. The camera guy looked down as Enigma walked out of the adjacent room. He had been there the whole time. Everyone who was watching the Titantron let out a sigh of disappointment that they had not seen the face of the man. But they saw everything from the shoulders down. It was someone big. Someone very big.
