The day of the first official team meeting came, at the team couldn't be happier- except those who knew about the new coach. Sunshine says to Rev, "Hey this guy does anything to me, I'm just throwin' the ball to the other team", and Rev, surprised, says back to him, "Yeah, just add fuel to the fire, fool". Blue approaches and tells them, as the team is assembling for coach Boone, tells them, " Don't worry bout it , we had a perfect season, he can't do anything to us", then they here coaches whistle.
Coach Boone comes in and says, everyone, listen up. You all know Coach Yoast won't be here for a good part of the season, so there were many things I had to consider for finding a good replacement, the I realized the challenge of champions- you think you are all that because you had a perfect year", at this point the boys are getting a bit edgy as Boone's level of voice increases, and he continues, " You think you are all that, cause you were champions, you think you all that , so you don't have to work hard anymore." Hard work is part of football, and we are not going to be a top-to-the-bottom team."
At this point, the boys are chattering nervously, as Coach talks on, " To ensure another winning season, I present to you, Coach Paine." The boys here thunderous footsteps approaching, some actually quivering, then he enters. He is middle aged man, with an extremely broad chest and muscular build, a short beard and balding, and he approaches coach Boone and they shake hands. Coach Boone says to Paine, " So, Why don't You introduce yourself?" "Very Well", thunders the knew coach, as he walks up to them and stares them down… "LAPS, NOW!!!", he roars. Alan whines, " But.. This is just a meeting!" Then coach, very pissed, says, " Did I ask for your excuses shorty?!"
The Boys start running around the gym, and the two coaches talk. Boone, says, trying not to make eye contact with his slightly wrinkly face, "Did it have to come to this?"
Paine replies, " Don't worry about it, I'll do everything in my power to make sure you keep that state title. Take this." He hands Boone a new playbook. "Just some new things to try out" Boone thanks him and blows his whistle, "Everyone fall in". The boys come to the center of the gym, tired and sweaty. Boone starts of saying, " To make sure we retain the title, I will give Coach Paine all powers of head coach." The Boys grown. "You must now think of him as a head coach, and do what he says without question." He turns to Paine, and says, "How bout you finish off the meeting?" "ALRIGHT!", Coach roars, " Let me introduce you to my coaching aid." The boys gasp, as he reveals a 3-wood with a cast iron head, and Blue silently mutters, "This is crazy shit." Paine continues, " Believe you and me, if you don't run with all your strength, you don't get off that line faster than lightning, I WILL INTRODUCE THIS THING TO YOUR ASS CHEEK FASTER THAN LIGHTNING!!!" Some of the boys are now actually pale in the face. Coach continues, a bit calmer, " As for camp, we leave for Gettysburg, 7:29 like last time, but we will not require you to wear a tie and jacket. "Since you are 'almighty champions', you will show up IN TUXEDOS! Enjoy your last few days of freedom ladies!"
The coaches exit, but Boone drops something and sunshine picks it up. Sunshine tells Blue and Rev, " Found this on the floor, but before I returned it, I wanted to know what you guys think", he shows then an envelope that says, "Ultimate play, Emergency Use Only." The others are about to give their opinions, But Boone rushes back in and takes the envelope from Sunshine, and says, " Give it here nosy, must have dropped it on my way out."
Coach Boone comes in and says, everyone, listen up. You all know Coach Yoast won't be here for a good part of the season, so there were many things I had to consider for finding a good replacement, the I realized the challenge of champions- you think you are all that because you had a perfect year", at this point the boys are getting a bit edgy as Boone's level of voice increases, and he continues, " You think you are all that, cause you were champions, you think you all that , so you don't have to work hard anymore." Hard work is part of football, and we are not going to be a top-to-the-bottom team."
At this point, the boys are chattering nervously, as Coach talks on, " To ensure another winning season, I present to you, Coach Paine." The boys here thunderous footsteps approaching, some actually quivering, then he enters. He is middle aged man, with an extremely broad chest and muscular build, a short beard and balding, and he approaches coach Boone and they shake hands. Coach Boone says to Paine, " So, Why don't You introduce yourself?" "Very Well", thunders the knew coach, as he walks up to them and stares them down… "LAPS, NOW!!!", he roars. Alan whines, " But.. This is just a meeting!" Then coach, very pissed, says, " Did I ask for your excuses shorty?!"
The Boys start running around the gym, and the two coaches talk. Boone, says, trying not to make eye contact with his slightly wrinkly face, "Did it have to come to this?"
Paine replies, " Don't worry about it, I'll do everything in my power to make sure you keep that state title. Take this." He hands Boone a new playbook. "Just some new things to try out" Boone thanks him and blows his whistle, "Everyone fall in". The boys come to the center of the gym, tired and sweaty. Boone starts of saying, " To make sure we retain the title, I will give Coach Paine all powers of head coach." The Boys grown. "You must now think of him as a head coach, and do what he says without question." He turns to Paine, and says, "How bout you finish off the meeting?" "ALRIGHT!", Coach roars, " Let me introduce you to my coaching aid." The boys gasp, as he reveals a 3-wood with a cast iron head, and Blue silently mutters, "This is crazy shit." Paine continues, " Believe you and me, if you don't run with all your strength, you don't get off that line faster than lightning, I WILL INTRODUCE THIS THING TO YOUR ASS CHEEK FASTER THAN LIGHTNING!!!" Some of the boys are now actually pale in the face. Coach continues, a bit calmer, " As for camp, we leave for Gettysburg, 7:29 like last time, but we will not require you to wear a tie and jacket. "Since you are 'almighty champions', you will show up IN TUXEDOS! Enjoy your last few days of freedom ladies!"
The coaches exit, but Boone drops something and sunshine picks it up. Sunshine tells Blue and Rev, " Found this on the floor, but before I returned it, I wanted to know what you guys think", he shows then an envelope that says, "Ultimate play, Emergency Use Only." The others are about to give their opinions, But Boone rushes back in and takes the envelope from Sunshine, and says, " Give it here nosy, must have dropped it on my way out."