Chapter 1- Shaka laka boom boom
On one fine April morning three teens are still sleeping from all the raving and Head banging they did the night before!!!
Then all of a sudden "INUYASHA!!!!!" Was heard! One of the girls, Maria, was suddenly awake jumping on the other girls.
"We MUST watch Inu Yasha remember I recorded just like I always do :: cough no life cough::"
(Gasp) YES! We must!" screamed the other fan girl, Mily.
"I don't why you guys get the pleasure of watching some cheap imitation of a cartoon, I mean they're not even cute" commented the last girl, Melissa.
"Hell to the fuck no!!!!!!!!!!!!! First of all they are not a cheap imitation of a cartoon and they are fine as fuck, you godammed son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Maria.
Mily glared "Yeah Meli (her n.name) at least we don't like guys with 'things'" aka Tony's, her crush's teeth!!
"Leave me alone!" mumbled Meli.
Maria turned on the TV With excitement "Ahh.. Inu Yasha" Maria sighed in relief.
It was the episode with the soul piper. One of my favorites.
"Ohh.how I wish Inu was real" dreamed Maria. "No no no, you mean Miroku!!!" Mily corrected. Maria just rolled her eyes.
"Fine you guys want magic ill give you magic SHAKA LAKA BOOM BOOM" Meli teased sarcastically.
All of a sudden, the TV went crazy.
"Apparently Meli has powers but her powers are gay!!" Mily joked as she tried to fix the TV, thinking it was the only thing Meli screwed up.
She heard a scream then a loud thump. She saw Maria by her, fainted with red cheeks.
"ERR?!" Said a confuzled Mily. "Um. I suggest u turn around Mily," whispered Melissa.
Mily did as she was told to. She turned slowly; her air was taken out of her lungs. There was a really really really Hot silver haired yellow-eyed Guy. By his side was an adorable 1-foot fox kid thingy with a cute ass fluffy tail. Mily screamed sooo loud it was heard all over Miami. "Mmmm..blooooooood" drooled a little flea on The Hot guy's shoulder.
The flea jumped over to Maria's cheek. It grew bigger and bigger when suddenly splat was heard. The bite awoke Maria, and she slapped the flea right off. Then she got up like a bolt of lightning. "Ahhhh!!!!!!" screamed Maria. "INU YASHA! SHIPPO!!!! Oh.. um. Sorry Myouga, she said when she saw the little flea on the floor.
She jumped over to Inu Yasha (hot guy) and hung on him. Then she got Shippo (fox demon aka little fox kid thing) and gave him a big hug.
Inu Yasha looks at the now fixed TV "um..why am I on that magic box thingy over there?" pointed Inu Yasha with a fucked up face.
"It's called a TV Inu Yasha," said Kagome as she came out from the kitchen, with Souta by her side drinking Mily's last Dr. Pepper.
Mily had to be calmed down by Melissa. "It's only a can of Dr. Pepper, I'll buy u a 12-pack tomorrow" said Melissa as she patted Mily's head. (Don't ask why Kagome and Souta came out of the kitchen.they just did -_-;)
"WHERE"S MIROKU WHERE"S MIROKU!?!!?" asked a very Maniacally sounding Mily.
"Who?" Asked Inu Yasha. (Doorbell rings)
Kagome opens the door and is punched out by the visitor. "Muahahahahahah!!!!! I KNOW WHO MIROKU IS!! I HAVE THE TAPE!!!!" exclaimed the Kagome hater- Ivette
The minute Maria saw Ivette all hell broke lose. Ivette glared at Maria when she saw her clinging on to Inu Yasha. Maria glared back and proceeded with her Inu Yasha Clinging and kissing.
Inu Yasha just stared into the ceiling grumbling. She called Melissa over and whispered into her ear. Melissa nodded. Maria got off Inu Yasha (temporarily) Ivette was putting in the tape when she was suddenly condemned to the depths of hell. Mily stared wide-eyed at the spot where Ivette was.
"What the fuck did you do?! TELL ME!!" Demanded Mily.
Melissa and Maria just stared at the ceiling innocently. "Ummm nothing, we just sent her to hell" they said in unison smiling.
"Oh ok" said Mily shrugging. (Don't ask)
They watched the tape Ivette had left behind. Mily was getting "overly active" when she saw Miroku. (:::Twitch:::) Mily turns to Melissa with that "expressed" face. Melissa rolled her eyes.
"I'm not doing anything this time! Let Maria do it" she said as she pointed to Maria. "Maria?" Said Mily with angelic eyes. "Godammit!.. Fine.. Fofomeme" she said as the room began to shake. Mily thought it was Miroku when suddenly 2 voices are heard. "That's OUR WORD!" said the voices. "Shut up Janna and Karina, no one cares." "You stupid fuck face" Said Karina's voice. "Ay! Kiss my ass" Maria shot back. She told them to go away "Fine I'll use another word happy" the voices stopped. Maria rolled her eyes. She opened her hands as if about to push some one and said: 3 girls in bikinis!!
"What the fuck?!?!?" Said Melissa,
"Whatever it worked okay?" she replied as she pointed over to HOT monk in front of her. "Did someone say bikini?!" Miroku asked searching the whole area.
"Feh, that horny monkey didn't need magic to appear, just the right words to catch his ear." (It rhymes!!!) Grumbled Inu Yasha. Miroku grinned, but his grin was turned into a look of confusion when he felt Mily clinging on to him. Inu Yasha burst out laughing.
"Hey, you got a girl hanging on to you too, so ::sticks tongue out::."
"Well at least mines a cute one" shot back Inu Yasha at Miroku
"I resent that!" Yelled Mily. Miroku laughed "Inu Yasha's just teasing," he told her while trying to pass a feel.
"Um.. Mily, yeah um.. There's a guy grabbing your ass," noticed Melissa observantly.
"Um.. Yeah I know that, but what can u say when there's such a hot guy in front of you?!" protested Mily.
Melissa nodded. "Yeah you have a point. He IS kinda hot."
They look at the time. It's 7:30am! Holy shit what happened to school?! Everyone except Miroku, Myouga, Shippo, and Inu Yasha started to panic. The girls took a 2-minute shower and rushed to get dressed.
Mean while in hell,
Ivette has killed the devil and has now taken over. She is plotting revenge on Maria and Meli for what they've done. Her eyes were glowing red now.
"They'll pay!" was heard as all the demons and Evil spirits ran off in fright of her rage.
On one fine April morning three teens are still sleeping from all the raving and Head banging they did the night before!!!
Then all of a sudden "INUYASHA!!!!!" Was heard! One of the girls, Maria, was suddenly awake jumping on the other girls.
"We MUST watch Inu Yasha remember I recorded just like I always do :: cough no life cough::"
(Gasp) YES! We must!" screamed the other fan girl, Mily.
"I don't why you guys get the pleasure of watching some cheap imitation of a cartoon, I mean they're not even cute" commented the last girl, Melissa.
"Hell to the fuck no!!!!!!!!!!!!! First of all they are not a cheap imitation of a cartoon and they are fine as fuck, you godammed son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Maria.
Mily glared "Yeah Meli (her n.name) at least we don't like guys with 'things'" aka Tony's, her crush's teeth!!
"Leave me alone!" mumbled Meli.
Maria turned on the TV With excitement "Ahh.. Inu Yasha" Maria sighed in relief.
It was the episode with the soul piper. One of my favorites.
"Ohh.how I wish Inu was real" dreamed Maria. "No no no, you mean Miroku!!!" Mily corrected. Maria just rolled her eyes.
"Fine you guys want magic ill give you magic SHAKA LAKA BOOM BOOM" Meli teased sarcastically.
All of a sudden, the TV went crazy.
"Apparently Meli has powers but her powers are gay!!" Mily joked as she tried to fix the TV, thinking it was the only thing Meli screwed up.
She heard a scream then a loud thump. She saw Maria by her, fainted with red cheeks.
"ERR?!" Said a confuzled Mily. "Um. I suggest u turn around Mily," whispered Melissa.
Mily did as she was told to. She turned slowly; her air was taken out of her lungs. There was a really really really Hot silver haired yellow-eyed Guy. By his side was an adorable 1-foot fox kid thingy with a cute ass fluffy tail. Mily screamed sooo loud it was heard all over Miami. "Mmmm..blooooooood" drooled a little flea on The Hot guy's shoulder.
The flea jumped over to Maria's cheek. It grew bigger and bigger when suddenly splat was heard. The bite awoke Maria, and she slapped the flea right off. Then she got up like a bolt of lightning. "Ahhhh!!!!!!" screamed Maria. "INU YASHA! SHIPPO!!!! Oh.. um. Sorry Myouga, she said when she saw the little flea on the floor.
She jumped over to Inu Yasha (hot guy) and hung on him. Then she got Shippo (fox demon aka little fox kid thing) and gave him a big hug.
Inu Yasha looks at the now fixed TV "um..why am I on that magic box thingy over there?" pointed Inu Yasha with a fucked up face.
"It's called a TV Inu Yasha," said Kagome as she came out from the kitchen, with Souta by her side drinking Mily's last Dr. Pepper.
Mily had to be calmed down by Melissa. "It's only a can of Dr. Pepper, I'll buy u a 12-pack tomorrow" said Melissa as she patted Mily's head. (Don't ask why Kagome and Souta came out of the kitchen.they just did -_-;)
"WHERE"S MIROKU WHERE"S MIROKU!?!!?" asked a very Maniacally sounding Mily.
"Who?" Asked Inu Yasha. (Doorbell rings)
Kagome opens the door and is punched out by the visitor. "Muahahahahahah!!!!! I KNOW WHO MIROKU IS!! I HAVE THE TAPE!!!!" exclaimed the Kagome hater- Ivette
The minute Maria saw Ivette all hell broke lose. Ivette glared at Maria when she saw her clinging on to Inu Yasha. Maria glared back and proceeded with her Inu Yasha Clinging and kissing.
Inu Yasha just stared into the ceiling grumbling. She called Melissa over and whispered into her ear. Melissa nodded. Maria got off Inu Yasha (temporarily) Ivette was putting in the tape when she was suddenly condemned to the depths of hell. Mily stared wide-eyed at the spot where Ivette was.
"What the fuck did you do?! TELL ME!!" Demanded Mily.
Melissa and Maria just stared at the ceiling innocently. "Ummm nothing, we just sent her to hell" they said in unison smiling.
"Oh ok" said Mily shrugging. (Don't ask)
They watched the tape Ivette had left behind. Mily was getting "overly active" when she saw Miroku. (:::Twitch:::) Mily turns to Melissa with that "expressed" face. Melissa rolled her eyes.
"I'm not doing anything this time! Let Maria do it" she said as she pointed to Maria. "Maria?" Said Mily with angelic eyes. "Godammit!.. Fine.. Fofomeme" she said as the room began to shake. Mily thought it was Miroku when suddenly 2 voices are heard. "That's OUR WORD!" said the voices. "Shut up Janna and Karina, no one cares." "You stupid fuck face" Said Karina's voice. "Ay! Kiss my ass" Maria shot back. She told them to go away "Fine I'll use another word happy" the voices stopped. Maria rolled her eyes. She opened her hands as if about to push some one and said: 3 girls in bikinis!!
"What the fuck?!?!?" Said Melissa,
"Whatever it worked okay?" she replied as she pointed over to HOT monk in front of her. "Did someone say bikini?!" Miroku asked searching the whole area.
"Feh, that horny monkey didn't need magic to appear, just the right words to catch his ear." (It rhymes!!!) Grumbled Inu Yasha. Miroku grinned, but his grin was turned into a look of confusion when he felt Mily clinging on to him. Inu Yasha burst out laughing.
"Hey, you got a girl hanging on to you too, so ::sticks tongue out::."
"Well at least mines a cute one" shot back Inu Yasha at Miroku
"I resent that!" Yelled Mily. Miroku laughed "Inu Yasha's just teasing," he told her while trying to pass a feel.
"Um.. Mily, yeah um.. There's a guy grabbing your ass," noticed Melissa observantly.
"Um.. Yeah I know that, but what can u say when there's such a hot guy in front of you?!" protested Mily.
Melissa nodded. "Yeah you have a point. He IS kinda hot."
They look at the time. It's 7:30am! Holy shit what happened to school?! Everyone except Miroku, Myouga, Shippo, and Inu Yasha started to panic. The girls took a 2-minute shower and rushed to get dressed.
Mean while in hell,
Ivette has killed the devil and has now taken over. She is plotting revenge on Maria and Meli for what they've done. Her eyes were glowing red now.
"They'll pay!" was heard as all the demons and Evil spirits ran off in fright of her rage.