Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha and co. Many of these pieces of advice are also not mine.
Rules of Miroku
Phase 2: Keep Listening, Boy!
Author's Note:
This was going to be a one-shot, but people liked them so much, I had to continue! How could I resist nice reviews and happy people? Some of this advice is not mine. The ones that aren't have an asteroid (*) next to them! Enjoy, and as always, leave a review for me! SORRY YOU GUYS! I PUT CHAPTER 2 OF RED LANTERN INSTEAD OF THIS AND MIXED THEM UP! IM SOOOOOO SORRY!
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*Rule #26: A mad girlfriend is bad. A mad girlfriends mother and father is WORSE.
*Rule #27: If the girl act's shy then she a goddess in the sack!
*Rule #28: When a girl says, 'I like you', it doesn't mean she'll always sleep with you.
*Rule #29: If she say's she want's to sleep with you, then you are dreaming and need to wake up before she notices that you fell asleep on the date.
Rule #30: If you pinch yourself and it hurts, meaning it's not a dream, then ask her how much she charges. You never know how much a whore charges.
*Rule #31: It's always OK... even when her runaway lawn mower ran over your foot.
*Rule #32: If, by some chance, you have angered her, NEVER ask if it's 'that time of month'.
*Rule #33: Condoms are a bad birthday present.
Rule #34: So are pads.
*Rule #35: The phrase 'women's work' is to be avoided.
*Rule #36: Women have eyes in the back of their heads. That means stop winking at the girl at the next table.
*Rule #37: 'Hey you' doesn't cut it.
Rule #38: When she says, 'Leave me alone', then leave her alone!
Rule #39: We all like breakfast in bed.
Rule #40: Don't treat her any worse than you would a goddess.
Rule #41: Women are like teabags… You don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
Rule #42: Don't start with her. You will not win.
Rule #43: They don't take, 'No' for an answer.
Rule #44: Don't nag a woman. That's her job.
Rule #45: Sometimes, the old 'stretch, yawn, arm around her shoulder,' doesn't cut it.
Rule #46: Just because your friends laugh when you belch doesn't mean she will.
Rule #47: If you take her to a bar, don't get drunk.
Rule #48: If you do, prepare to wake up in a hotel room with a woman you've never seen before.
Rule #49: If she tells you, 'Hey! I saw your ex-girlfriend yesterday, and she was really nice!', it's a test. Think carefully!
Rule #50: Just because she has guy friends doesn't mean they're her boyfriends.
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Okay! That's about everything I have to babble! Have any ideas or pieces of advice, tell me them!
Response to Reviews:
FluffyWolfy: Thanks for thinking so and adding more to my list! The only reason that I didn't put the grope thing is because if you think about it, Miroku gropes too, so wouldn't he be going against his own advice? Thanks anyway!
A girl's advice: Thanks for the extra ones! The only reason that I didn't put the grope thing is because if you think about it, Miroku gropes too, so wouldn't he be going against his own advice? Lots of people wrote it down though. I loved all of them!
Fullfy FAn: Thanks! At first I thought it was a load of BS!
Kaylana: WOW! Thanks for all the extra stuff! I loved them!
ChocoChocoChan: You think so? Thank you!
Sky*Angeli: You know, your comment was the one that really made me want to continue! Thanks for the inspiration!
Fire Witch: Of course Inu Yasha should follow #24! I made it up thinking of him! LOL!