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Rules of Miroku
Phase 3: Think You Got the Basics Down?
Author's Note:
I can't believe I'm writing more of this. But then again, I love the reviews people give me. I think this is going to be the last one. I think. Unless I have a great idea or something. I think I might do something like this, except advice for girls. Who knows? Review, please!
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Rule #51: Before going on a date, remember to brush your teeth.
Rule #52: Weight loss is possible! You must remember that muscles are good!
Rule #53: Too much muscle is bad!
Rule #54: If attacked, don't run away screaming.
Rule #55: Yes, purple and orange clash together. There isn't anything that turns off a girl like ugly clothes.
Rule #56: Never question your sexuality near your girlfriend. (i.e.: Do you think I'm gay?)
Rule #57: Girls like guys that are possessive, but not overly jealous.
Rule #58: Never, ever call her friend fat.
Rule #59: Or hot, for that matter.
Rule #60: Don't flirt with her friends! This is a major no-no and could get you landed in the hospital!
Rule #61: Do not tell your girlfriend about your weird eating habits. Yeah, we know about the habit you have about eating chocolate-covered anchovies.
Rule #62: They do not care about football as much as you do.
Rule #63: When in Rome, do as Romans do. As in, don't act like a dork.
Rule #64: Drooling during a kiss is nasty!
Rule #65: Okay, so they like sensitive men. It doesn't mean they like it when you cry when watching the last half-hour of Titanic. (*sob*)
Rule #66: If your ruin her dress, either buy her a new one or give her a $200 gift card somewhere.
Rule #67: When she asks you to guess her weight, follow these directions: Guess her weight accurately, then subtract 10 pounds. Oh yeah!
Rule #68: Three horny jokes per date. No more than that, understand?
Rule #69: They like a conversation, meaning: don't act silent all the time or babble on forever!
Rule #70: The cocky attitude is cute, but everyone has to let their soft side show once in a while!
Rule #71: Too much cursing is bad. As some people say, "Do you kiss your momma with that mouth?"
Rule #72: When she catches you staring at her, the best answer is something along the lines of this: "I was just thinking about how beautiful you look…"
Rule #73: Guys don't gossip… period!
Rule #74: Make sure you don't just throw something on before a date!
Rule #75: We all like to SINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! NOT!
For any additional help, you can reach us by phone or e-mail! For extreme cases, I, Miroku, may even meet you in person! Thank you! And do say hello to my secretary, Nutty! (TW: *chuckles evilly* I love having this power! Bringing in my favorite little characters… If you don't know what I'm talking about, go read 'Yogurt Anyone?'.)
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Okay! This series is finished at last! Thanks for everything! Please review, people!
Responses to Reviews:
Lady Zhanael Daiche: That's for sure! Miroku is always a gentleman!