Disclamer: "Lest see, do I still don't own YuGiOh,,,yup"
Pillow: *hugs a mailbox*
Evil_yami_creampuff: (T_T) "what are you doing?"
Pillow: "Hugging a mailbox" ^^ "Yugi's right, they really are neat" (^_^)
Evil_yami_creampuff: *falls anime style* "Not an other mailbox fan! WHAT IS IT WITH MAILBOXES!!!!"
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/*/In the broken down dodge viper/*/
Ryou, Yugi and Joey scream in horror as they see Yami Malik out of the rod, looking insanely and hungrily at the 6 pack Joey is holding. He laughs and jumps to the back seat, stepping on his light along the way (-_-)().
Yami Malik: "Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer!!!!! GIVE ME! GIVE ME! GIVE ME!!!!"
Ryou: "No Joey!!! Don't give it to him! He'll get even more evil and dangerous then usual,,, he's a very mean drunk! I've still got scars from last time,,,"
Bakura: *looks back at Joey* "Yeah don't give it to him, he'll drink it all and I won't have any"
Joey: (O_o) "I'm trying!"
Indeed, Joey is trying has hard as he can to keep the beer away from the crazed yami, who is now sitting on his lap trying to grab the beer out of his hands. In a desperate move he throws the beer to Yugi.
Joey: "Take it!"
Yugi: (o_o) "What?! Don't give it to me!!!" *looks over at Yami Malik, who is giving him a very crazy/hungry look*
Yami Malik: *jumps off Joey and tries to grab Yugi* "MINE!"
Yugi: (OoO) "AAAAAAAH!"
Yugi quickly jumps out of the car before Yami Malik can grab him and starts running off screaming in horror. Yami Malik smirks, grabs the millennium rod from his hikari and starts chasing after him.
Yami Malik: "You can run Yugi but you can't hide" *laughs evilly as he runs after Yugi*
Malik: (^-^) "My Yami is the best isn't he?"
They all stare at him sweat dropping.
Joey: "What are you completely insane or just stupid!!!"
Malik: *scowl at him*
Joey: (^_^)() "Hehehe, I mean that the most respectful way possible"
Bakura: "The blonde idiot's got a point, last thing we needed right now was your yami going and drink all our beer"
Malik: *shrugs* "Meh, at least we don't have sugar,,, now THAT would have been bad, beside he might just find a way to get us out of here"
Bakura: (T_T)() "If you think so,,,"
Ryou: "Shouldn't we,,, try and help Yugi?"
Joey: "Yeah, I don't want to imagine what that creep is doing to,,,"
Yami Malik: *pops up beside Joey outside the car,,,no Yugi around,,,* "You weren't talking about me now where you?"
Joey: *jumps in the air* "AAAH!" *looks very nervously at Yami Malik* "Of ,,, of course not hehehe"
Yami Malik: *glares at him* "I didn't think so,,,"
He walks over to the front of the car and jumps in landing on Malik again,,, man poor guys keeps on getting crushed. He finishes his can of beer and throws it at Joey head.
Joey: *gets hit with the can on the forehead* "Outch!"
Yami Malik: *giggles*
Bakura: "Wait, that wasn't the last beer, was it?"
Yami Malik: *smirks* "yeah it was,,,"
Bakura: *growls* "You moron! You couldn't of,,,"
Bakura gets cut off short by Yami Malik who just jumped on his and grabbed his neck remarkably fast for a drunk guy. He squeezes Bakura's throat until he hears a small whimper from him. He leans over him, smirking sadistically.
Yami Malik: "You better watch your words little tomb robber,,, even if my Hikary is very fond of you, I for one will not hesitate to cut your chest open and slowly,,, slowly retrieve your heart out with my bare hands, actually, I would love to see some blood right about now so you better be VERY carefull,,, understand?"
Bakura: (O.O) *nods nervously trying hard to catch his breath under Yami Malik strong grip*
Malik: *frowns* "Yami let go of him!"
Yami Malik: *lest go of Bakura* "Fine, I guess I'll have to go and kill,,," *he suddenly smiles happily at the sight of something* "Hey look! It's a cow!"
He runs out of the car, stomping over Malik again and runs over the cow, tripping along the way a couple of times on his own drunken feet.
Ryou: "That was horribly scary"
Bakura: "You were scared?!?!?! He almost killed me!"
Malik: "Yeah,,, I have to admit he might be a bit dangerous,,,"
Ryou: (T_T) "A bit? He is mutilating that poor cow as we speak!"
Joey: "Hum,,, am I the only one who still cares about Yugi?! He's still not here!!! "
/*/At Yugi's home/*/
Yami and Mai are now making out on the couch, Yami FINALY stopped blushing and he is actually holding her close to him. Serenity is sitting on the floor, and Tristan is lying down next to her and he's begging her.
Tristan: "Please please please Serenity, cant we,,,"
Serenity: "No! "
Tristan: "Just give me five minutes"
Serenity: "No!"
Tristan: "Come on! It will be magical I swear"
Serenity: "No!"
Tristan: "Please! I'm sure you will enjoy it,,,"
Serenity: *sighs* "fine, I'll play thumb war with you, but just one match" (( A.N hehehe bet you didn't see that coming))
Tristan: "Yay!" (^_^)
Seto is now bored, Yami is with Mai and the other two are busy and there's no more booze. He looks at the still passed out Tea and smirks evilly, getting an idea to get rid of his boredom. He runs up stairs and grabs Yami's shaving cream, Yugi's hair gel and hair dye and comes back down stairs next to Tea. He chuckles as he starts to give Tea a little make over. After about half an hour, Tea wakes up.
Tea: *opens her eyes and sits up still a bit dizzy* "Did I sleep long ,,,oh Hi Kaiba ,,,,why are you looking at me like this?"
Seto: *holds a laugh and gives her a hand mirror* "Oh nothing, I just find the new look great on you"
Tea: *takes the mirror and says stupidly* "What new look? What are you talking about?"
She looks in the mirror and screams in horror at her image. Seto spiked up her hair and put some purple dye and shaving cream in it, he also smeared shaving cream all over her face. Seto burst out laughing then takes out his digital camera and takes a picture of her.
Seto: "Well well little friendship queen, I can't wait to show these pictures at school Monday" *laughs evilly*
Tea: *starts crying* "How could you! I'm going home" *she runs out crying.but runs in a closet,,,yup, she's THAT stupid*
Seto: *runs to the closet and locks the door before she can get out*
Tea: *from inside the closet* ",,, why is it so dark in here?"
Seto: *looks at his watch* "10 pm,,,where the hell is Ryou?"
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Evil_yami_creampuff: "Yay, that was fun right?"
Pillow and Yugi: *hugs a mail box*
Evil_yami_creampuff: (T_T)() "they are hopeless! Hugging stuff like that it's really sad,,, oh look it's Kaiba!" (^o^) *hugs him silly*
Seto: (oO)() "great,,, she's doing that again"
Yami Malik: "Don't forget to review,,, do it or I'll kill ya MOUHAHAHAHAHA,,," *chokes and coughs*
Pillow: *hugs a mailbox*
Evil_yami_creampuff: (T_T) "what are you doing?"
Pillow: "Hugging a mailbox" ^^ "Yugi's right, they really are neat" (^_^)
Evil_yami_creampuff: *falls anime style* "Not an other mailbox fan! WHAT IS IT WITH MAILBOXES!!!!"
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/*/In the broken down dodge viper/*/
Ryou, Yugi and Joey scream in horror as they see Yami Malik out of the rod, looking insanely and hungrily at the 6 pack Joey is holding. He laughs and jumps to the back seat, stepping on his light along the way (-_-)().
Yami Malik: "Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer!!!!! GIVE ME! GIVE ME! GIVE ME!!!!"
Ryou: "No Joey!!! Don't give it to him! He'll get even more evil and dangerous then usual,,, he's a very mean drunk! I've still got scars from last time,,,"
Bakura: *looks back at Joey* "Yeah don't give it to him, he'll drink it all and I won't have any"
Joey: (O_o) "I'm trying!"
Indeed, Joey is trying has hard as he can to keep the beer away from the crazed yami, who is now sitting on his lap trying to grab the beer out of his hands. In a desperate move he throws the beer to Yugi.
Joey: "Take it!"
Yugi: (o_o) "What?! Don't give it to me!!!" *looks over at Yami Malik, who is giving him a very crazy/hungry look*
Yami Malik: *jumps off Joey and tries to grab Yugi* "MINE!"
Yugi: (OoO) "AAAAAAAH!"
Yugi quickly jumps out of the car before Yami Malik can grab him and starts running off screaming in horror. Yami Malik smirks, grabs the millennium rod from his hikari and starts chasing after him.
Yami Malik: "You can run Yugi but you can't hide" *laughs evilly as he runs after Yugi*
Malik: (^-^) "My Yami is the best isn't he?"
They all stare at him sweat dropping.
Joey: "What are you completely insane or just stupid!!!"
Malik: *scowl at him*
Joey: (^_^)() "Hehehe, I mean that the most respectful way possible"
Bakura: "The blonde idiot's got a point, last thing we needed right now was your yami going and drink all our beer"
Malik: *shrugs* "Meh, at least we don't have sugar,,, now THAT would have been bad, beside he might just find a way to get us out of here"
Bakura: (T_T)() "If you think so,,,"
Ryou: "Shouldn't we,,, try and help Yugi?"
Joey: "Yeah, I don't want to imagine what that creep is doing to,,,"
Yami Malik: *pops up beside Joey outside the car,,,no Yugi around,,,* "You weren't talking about me now where you?"
Joey: *jumps in the air* "AAAH!" *looks very nervously at Yami Malik* "Of ,,, of course not hehehe"
Yami Malik: *glares at him* "I didn't think so,,,"
He walks over to the front of the car and jumps in landing on Malik again,,, man poor guys keeps on getting crushed. He finishes his can of beer and throws it at Joey head.
Joey: *gets hit with the can on the forehead* "Outch!"
Yami Malik: *giggles*
Bakura: "Wait, that wasn't the last beer, was it?"
Yami Malik: *smirks* "yeah it was,,,"
Bakura: *growls* "You moron! You couldn't of,,,"
Bakura gets cut off short by Yami Malik who just jumped on his and grabbed his neck remarkably fast for a drunk guy. He squeezes Bakura's throat until he hears a small whimper from him. He leans over him, smirking sadistically.
Yami Malik: "You better watch your words little tomb robber,,, even if my Hikary is very fond of you, I for one will not hesitate to cut your chest open and slowly,,, slowly retrieve your heart out with my bare hands, actually, I would love to see some blood right about now so you better be VERY carefull,,, understand?"
Bakura: (O.O) *nods nervously trying hard to catch his breath under Yami Malik strong grip*
Malik: *frowns* "Yami let go of him!"
Yami Malik: *lest go of Bakura* "Fine, I guess I'll have to go and kill,,," *he suddenly smiles happily at the sight of something* "Hey look! It's a cow!"
He runs out of the car, stomping over Malik again and runs over the cow, tripping along the way a couple of times on his own drunken feet.
Ryou: "That was horribly scary"
Bakura: "You were scared?!?!?! He almost killed me!"
Malik: "Yeah,,, I have to admit he might be a bit dangerous,,,"
Ryou: (T_T) "A bit? He is mutilating that poor cow as we speak!"
Joey: "Hum,,, am I the only one who still cares about Yugi?! He's still not here!!! "
/*/At Yugi's home/*/
Yami and Mai are now making out on the couch, Yami FINALY stopped blushing and he is actually holding her close to him. Serenity is sitting on the floor, and Tristan is lying down next to her and he's begging her.
Tristan: "Please please please Serenity, cant we,,,"
Serenity: "No! "
Tristan: "Just give me five minutes"
Serenity: "No!"
Tristan: "Come on! It will be magical I swear"
Serenity: "No!"
Tristan: "Please! I'm sure you will enjoy it,,,"
Serenity: *sighs* "fine, I'll play thumb war with you, but just one match" (( A.N hehehe bet you didn't see that coming))
Tristan: "Yay!" (^_^)
Seto is now bored, Yami is with Mai and the other two are busy and there's no more booze. He looks at the still passed out Tea and smirks evilly, getting an idea to get rid of his boredom. He runs up stairs and grabs Yami's shaving cream, Yugi's hair gel and hair dye and comes back down stairs next to Tea. He chuckles as he starts to give Tea a little make over. After about half an hour, Tea wakes up.
Tea: *opens her eyes and sits up still a bit dizzy* "Did I sleep long ,,,oh Hi Kaiba ,,,,why are you looking at me like this?"
Seto: *holds a laugh and gives her a hand mirror* "Oh nothing, I just find the new look great on you"
Tea: *takes the mirror and says stupidly* "What new look? What are you talking about?"
She looks in the mirror and screams in horror at her image. Seto spiked up her hair and put some purple dye and shaving cream in it, he also smeared shaving cream all over her face. Seto burst out laughing then takes out his digital camera and takes a picture of her.
Seto: "Well well little friendship queen, I can't wait to show these pictures at school Monday" *laughs evilly*
Tea: *starts crying* "How could you! I'm going home" *she runs out crying.but runs in a closet,,,yup, she's THAT stupid*
Seto: *runs to the closet and locks the door before she can get out*
Tea: *from inside the closet* ",,, why is it so dark in here?"
Seto: *looks at his watch* "10 pm,,,where the hell is Ryou?"
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Evil_yami_creampuff: "Yay, that was fun right?"
Pillow and Yugi: *hugs a mail box*
Evil_yami_creampuff: (T_T)() "they are hopeless! Hugging stuff like that it's really sad,,, oh look it's Kaiba!" (^o^) *hugs him silly*
Seto: (oO)() "great,,, she's doing that again"
Yami Malik: "Don't forget to review,,, do it or I'll kill ya MOUHAHAHAHAHA,,," *chokes and coughs*