Disclamer: ''I still don't own YuGiOh...But one day I will you just watch me BWAHAHAHAHA!''

Pillow: (O_O) "Calm down Disclamer.."

Evil_yami_creampuff: ''Hello again, yay here's an other chapter,,, sorry it took so long, I've got exams coming. Well, enjoy '' (^_^)

((AN: Yami Malik will be from now on Marik ))

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Chapter 9

/*/ In the car/*/

Joey and Ryou are getting very worried about Yugi. Joey is sure Marik threw him up a tree or something because he's just not coming back. Marik is now nowhere to be found, he left off to find something else to amuse himself after he finished killing a few cows (-_-)(),,,

Joey: *gets out of the car*'' That's it! I'm going to find Yugi''

Ryou: *sighs and gets out of the car as well* '' Let's hope he's alright'' *looks at Bakura* '' Are you staying here?''

Bakura: *rolls his eyes* ''No, I want to go save the pharaoh's aibou, I care so much about his well being''

Ryou: (T_T) ''Alright, no need to be bloody sarcastic''

Malik: ''It's better if I stay to wait for my Yami to return''

Joey and Ryou started looking for Yugi, leaving Malik and Bakura alone in the car. Thy left in the direction they last saw him running from Marik. Since they are in the country and that there is no street light, Ryou used his millennium ring to light the way.

Joey: *looks up at a tree* ''Yugi?! Are you there budy? ''

Ryou: '' Joey, I told you, I don't think Marik threw Yugi in a tree. You've already looked in every single one we've encountered! Stop already''

Joey: ''Yeah,,,I guess your right, it's kinda silly'' (^_^)() '' He probably threw him on the roof of a barn right''

Ryou: (-_-)() '' I give up,,,''

Joey: *points to a farmer who's fixing his fence* ''Why don't we ask him if he's seen Yugi?''

Ryou: "Why that's a good idea "*tills his head a bit* "Who fixes fences at night,,, those farmers are quite strange"

Joey and Ryou walks over the old bearded farmer wearing a pair of overalls. Ryou walks over him and pokes him gently on the shoulder.

Ryou: ''Pardon me sir,,,''

The old farmer, startled by Ryou, jumps and grabs his pitchfork, pointing it menacingly at the two teens.

Old farmer: ''What'da matter with you punks, scaring me half to death!''

Joey: (o_O)()

Ryou: (^_^)() '' I beg your pardon sir, I didn't mean to startle you, I just wanted to know if you've seen my friend''

Old farmer: *puts his pitchfork down* '' Alright then,,,'' *he mumbles something about the damn albino British*

Joey: ''Yeah,,, anyways, he's a little guy with tricolor spiky hair,,, he was being chased by a psycho looking tanned blonde with a gold weapon''

Old farmer: *razes a brow* '' Yeh, I recon I did see those two weirdoes, they went that way'' *points to a little road, then narrows his eyes* ''So they're friends of yers?''

Ryou: ''Yes they are, thank you for,,,''

Old farmer: *grabs his pitchfork* ''Well I'm taking ye responsible for the nutcase who destroyed mah fence and killed mah chickens!'' *moves towards them*

Joey:'' Sure thing sir, we will pay you back,,,'' *he backs away slowly and grabs Ryou's arm* ''Run!!!!''

Ryou and Joey runs away in the direction the old man said Yugi went. The old man is now shaking his fist, yelling at them to come back here. They keep on running until they bump into a small spiky haired teenager.

Ryou: ''Yugi!''

Yugi: ''Hey guys''

Joey: *hugs his friend* ''I'm so glad you're ok,,, Did Marik throw you up a tree?"

Yugi: (o.O) ''Hum,,, no,,,,"

Ryou: ''What happen?''

Yugi: "Well, I was running from Marik, and as he was to catch me, I threw the beer behind. He went for it and I could escape with out getting hurt"

Joey: "Where were you? Why didn't you come back?"

Yugi: (^_^) ''Well I got us a ride''

Ryou: ''Really?! That's great with who?''

Yugi: "Shadi"

Joey: "What? The weird little dude with the towel on his head? Beside what was he doing here in the first place, does he stalk you or something"

Shadi pops up behind Joey in a cloud of magical pink dust just in time to hear the blonde rent on about him.

Shadi:* razes his voice, really pissed off* "For your information, it's a TURBAN! Not a towel a turban!!!!! And I sense you guys where in trouble so I came,,, some thanks I get geezz ''

Joey: (o_o)() ''Sorry,,," ~thinking~ Man, why does every single fruity weirdoes pops up behind me when I talk bad about them~

Shadi: (T_T) "I can read minds you know,,,"

Joey: (^_^)()()()

Yugi: () "Maybe we should go back to the car,,, It's really late, I want to go home"

Joey: "Yeah, we have to joins the others at the part,,,," *he gets nudge by Yugi in the stomach*

Yugi: *laughs nervously* "He meant at the part of my house they all got lost in"

Ryou: *blinks, a bit confused* ",,,right,,,"

They start to walk back to the car, taking a detour to not pass by the crazy farmer again (-_-)(). Ryou and Yugi were able to light the way with the glowingness ((that's not a word,,, oh well)) of their millennium item. Finally they got back to the car, only to find Bakura and Malik making out like wild bunnies in heat in the back seat of the car.

Joey: (O_o) "AAAAH! My poor eyes!"

Yugi: (_) "Not again,,,"

Shadi: (o.o),,,

Bakura: *looks up at them, not noticing Shadi just yet and grows* "What is it with you morons and disturbing me while I'm with my boyfriend!"

Ryou: *looks away a bit* "Bakura, please stop complaining and take your hand out of Malik's pants! We have a ride"

Malik: *sits up* "Really? Did you steal a car?"

Ryou: "Hum,,, no, not exactly. Yugi found Shadi and he is willing to dri,,,"

Bakura: "What?! Shadi,,,," *he sees Shadi and glares at him* "No way in hell am I going with that freak"

Shadi: "Well Tomb robber, it's not like you have a choice"

Bakura: "I could always knock you out and steal your car "

Shadi: *chuckles* "Well if you do that, I would just have to track you down and inflict you a punishment, like last time"

Bakura: *shudders remembering his last punishment,,, lets just say that it had something to do with Barney, pink flowers and a flame thrower*

Malik: *smirks* "Well, it would be hard for you to come back and track him down if I kill you,,,"

Shadi: (O_O),,,

Yugi: (^_^)() "Listen, lets just take the ride alright, it will save so much trouble"

Bakura: "whatever"

Malik: *rolls his eyes* "fine,,,"

Joey: *looks around a bit* "So,,, Marik didn't return did he"

Malik: *shrugs a bit* "Well, I contacted him trough the millennium rod, and he's on his way. He just finished burning down the nearest house"

All but Malik and Bakura: (O_O)

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Evil_yami_creampuff: "Sorry if I didn't write anything about the other part of the gang, I had a little writers block, but I'll put them him next chapter I promise"

Pillow: (^_^) "Don't forget the leave reviews, have a nice day"

Evil_yami_creampuff: *rases a brow* "you sound like a tour guide or something,,, "