AN: Well, I don't know what to say. This is my first show written by just
me. ME. Not Twinkie. Not Brenda or Justine M. Just ME. heh...cool.
NOODLE CHAT
ND: Hey...LOOK! I'm on TV...cool. Oh, yeah. HI. I'm the host, Noodle. And this is NOODLE CHAT. Yay. This is very inportant to me cuz this is my liberation from...Twinkie. Now, I want you to understnad that we're not breaking up the show, just taking a little break to get episode three in order. I decided to have my own show and she decided to become queen of the glue mice. So, she shouldn't be back for a while.
**I walk over to my chair and sit down with a brainfreezy on the table next tothe chair**
ND: Now, I'd like to introduce our first guest...---
**Is interupted by Twinkie**
TW: STEVE IRWIN!!!
ND: WHAT?! But..I...what the hell?!?
TW: Hi.
ND: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!! THE GLUE MICE WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL--
TW: Make me their queen?
ND: O_O Yesssss...that's EXACTLY what I meant.
TW: I am. Seeeee??
**Puts on crown**
ND: T_T...my shoooow...
TW: ^o^! Now I can be co-host !
ND: Right...co-host...to my..show...
TW: YEP! Our next guest is...!
ND: ...Tenna...
**Tenna comes out from backstage**
TN: HI!!
ND: hi.
TW: Hola, Tunahead!!
TN: **puts head next to Spooky** Spooky says ,'Hi', too.
ND: **raises eyebrow** Yes...Hi to Spooky, too. Riiiiiiight...
SP: SQUEEK SQUEEK!!
TW: Squeek? I never learned that language before...
ND: Then you'll jusy have to learn it!! FAR, FAR away from LA. Like in Guatamala!! Go! Visit your mother country!!
TW: But I'm not Guatamalan.
ND: Pretend you are!!
TW: WAit...I think I am.
ND: Then act like it!
TW: ...OK!
TN: Can I have a brainfreezy??
ND: O_O No! MINE!!!
TN: But..but...SPOOKY WANTS ONE!!
SP: SQUEEK!!
ND: _O Then tell Spooky to her own!!
TN: Spooky's not a girl.
ND: grr...Tell HIM to get his own then!
TN: Spooky's not a boy.
ND: Spooky's a hermaphrodite??
TN: A what?
ND: _ Uh...nothing.
TW: NEXT GUEST!!
**pulls lever and Tenna falls through the floor**
TW: Yay! No one will ever see her again!!
ND: Cheese is good.
TW: FLOOR!!
ND: Where?!
TW: On the ceiling.
ND: Liar! Get off of my show!
TW: Your show??
ND: MY show.
TW: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was WANTED here.
ND: *whispering harshly** Well, you weren't...!
TW: GASP!! Fine then!! Let me just take my things and I'll get off YOUR show...
**starts gathering random objects**
ND: HEY!! That's not yours!! That's mine!!
TW: Oooooh, so that's YOURS, too. I should have known.
**drops everything to the floor**
ND: HEY!! Don't leave your mess here!!! ARGH...
TW: I don't ever want to talk to you again!!
ND: Neither do I!!
TW: See you at school!!
ND: You, too!!
**writer comes from the back of stage**
WR: Yeah...we have no new guest...
ND: Who are you?!
WR: The writer.
ND: I have a writer??
WR:..yes.
ND: Ahhh...what's this about no new guest?
WR: We have no new guest.
ND: I understand that part. WHY?
WR: You got rid of the guest.
ND: Twinkie did.
WR: That was supposed to be the guest for the entire show.
ND: Annnnd...
WR: The show isn't over yet.
ND: DAMN YOU, TWINKIE!!!
WR: Yes...accursed Twinkies.
ND: _ Only I can curse Twinkie. Not YOU.
WR: But..I ...you...**bursts into flames**
ND: That's what I thought. We need a new guest. Hmmm...how about you.
**grabs random person in audience**
RP: oooooo...! I'm gonna be on TV!! Yay!!
ND: O_o Right, what's your name?
RP: Well, the secret mission people call me Agent Mongoose Man. But my master calls me GIR.
ND: Yes, well...
GR: Can I have a cupcake?
ND: Nooooo...my cupcakes...
GR: But...but I want one...come on...
**tugs on my sleeve**
ND: noooooooo...
GR: yeeeeeeeeah...
ND: MINE!!!
**gir's eyes start to water** **starts crying**
ND: O_O
GR: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
**i cover my ears**
ND: GIR...stop...ears...BLEEDING...!
GR: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ND: owwwwwww...
GR: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
ND: FINE! TAKE THE GOD DAMN CUPCAKE.
GR: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
ND: grrr...
GR: Can I have a brainfreezy?
ND: OK, it's time to end the show. I hope my suffering has been...amusing for you. Have a nice...whatever.
GR: Was that a yes on the brainfreezy?
ND: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
AN: YAY! This was easier than trying to write this with Twinkie. She types it on her computer with me on the phone screaming what I wanted someone to say for the 9th time. I might do another episode. But what I want to do. I want to write something serious. I dunno.
NOODLE CHAT
ND: Hey...LOOK! I'm on TV...cool. Oh, yeah. HI. I'm the host, Noodle. And this is NOODLE CHAT. Yay. This is very inportant to me cuz this is my liberation from...Twinkie. Now, I want you to understnad that we're not breaking up the show, just taking a little break to get episode three in order. I decided to have my own show and she decided to become queen of the glue mice. So, she shouldn't be back for a while.
**I walk over to my chair and sit down with a brainfreezy on the table next tothe chair**
ND: Now, I'd like to introduce our first guest...---
**Is interupted by Twinkie**
TW: STEVE IRWIN!!!
ND: WHAT?! But..I...what the hell?!?
TW: Hi.
ND: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!! THE GLUE MICE WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL--
TW: Make me their queen?
ND: O_O Yesssss...that's EXACTLY what I meant.
TW: I am. Seeeee??
**Puts on crown**
ND: T_T...my shoooow...
TW: ^o^! Now I can be co-host !
ND: Right...co-host...to my..show...
TW: YEP! Our next guest is...!
ND: ...Tenna...
**Tenna comes out from backstage**
TN: HI!!
ND: hi.
TW: Hola, Tunahead!!
TN: **puts head next to Spooky** Spooky says ,'Hi', too.
ND: **raises eyebrow** Yes...Hi to Spooky, too. Riiiiiiight...
SP: SQUEEK SQUEEK!!
TW: Squeek? I never learned that language before...
ND: Then you'll jusy have to learn it!! FAR, FAR away from LA. Like in Guatamala!! Go! Visit your mother country!!
TW: But I'm not Guatamalan.
ND: Pretend you are!!
TW: WAit...I think I am.
ND: Then act like it!
TW: ...OK!
TN: Can I have a brainfreezy??
ND: O_O No! MINE!!!
TN: But..but...SPOOKY WANTS ONE!!
SP: SQUEEK!!
ND: _O Then tell Spooky to her own!!
TN: Spooky's not a girl.
ND: grr...Tell HIM to get his own then!
TN: Spooky's not a boy.
ND: Spooky's a hermaphrodite??
TN: A what?
ND: _ Uh...nothing.
TW: NEXT GUEST!!
**pulls lever and Tenna falls through the floor**
TW: Yay! No one will ever see her again!!
ND: Cheese is good.
TW: FLOOR!!
ND: Where?!
TW: On the ceiling.
ND: Liar! Get off of my show!
TW: Your show??
ND: MY show.
TW: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was WANTED here.
ND: *whispering harshly** Well, you weren't...!
TW: GASP!! Fine then!! Let me just take my things and I'll get off YOUR show...
**starts gathering random objects**
ND: HEY!! That's not yours!! That's mine!!
TW: Oooooh, so that's YOURS, too. I should have known.
**drops everything to the floor**
ND: HEY!! Don't leave your mess here!!! ARGH...
TW: I don't ever want to talk to you again!!
ND: Neither do I!!
TW: See you at school!!
ND: You, too!!
**writer comes from the back of stage**
WR: Yeah...we have no new guest...
ND: Who are you?!
WR: The writer.
ND: I have a writer??
WR:..yes.
ND: Ahhh...what's this about no new guest?
WR: We have no new guest.
ND: I understand that part. WHY?
WR: You got rid of the guest.
ND: Twinkie did.
WR: That was supposed to be the guest for the entire show.
ND: Annnnd...
WR: The show isn't over yet.
ND: DAMN YOU, TWINKIE!!!
WR: Yes...accursed Twinkies.
ND: _ Only I can curse Twinkie. Not YOU.
WR: But..I ...you...**bursts into flames**
ND: That's what I thought. We need a new guest. Hmmm...how about you.
**grabs random person in audience**
RP: oooooo...! I'm gonna be on TV!! Yay!!
ND: O_o Right, what's your name?
RP: Well, the secret mission people call me Agent Mongoose Man. But my master calls me GIR.
ND: Yes, well...
GR: Can I have a cupcake?
ND: Nooooo...my cupcakes...
GR: But...but I want one...come on...
**tugs on my sleeve**
ND: noooooooo...
GR: yeeeeeeeeah...
ND: MINE!!!
**gir's eyes start to water** **starts crying**
ND: O_O
GR: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
**i cover my ears**
ND: GIR...stop...ears...BLEEDING...!
GR: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ND: owwwwwww...
GR: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
ND: FINE! TAKE THE GOD DAMN CUPCAKE.
GR: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
ND: grrr...
GR: Can I have a brainfreezy?
ND: OK, it's time to end the show. I hope my suffering has been...amusing for you. Have a nice...whatever.
GR: Was that a yes on the brainfreezy?
ND: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
AN: YAY! This was easier than trying to write this with Twinkie. She types it on her computer with me on the phone screaming what I wanted someone to say for the 9th time. I might do another episode. But what I want to do. I want to write something serious. I dunno.