A/N: Thankyou for reviewing! One thing though. In the last chapter I made a spelling mistake and write Dumbledoor. Jessica- Canada corrected this but she said that it was Dumbledor when it is actually Dumbledore with an 'e'. No offence meant as she was the only one who pointed it out in the first place. This is now offically my most succesful story (most reveiws.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, it belongs to J. K. Rowling. I do however, own the plot and the ex-deputy head.
Chapter Two- McGonagall, Minerva.
"McGonagall, Minerva!" The now ex-deputy head said in a clear and unfeeling voice. What sort of name was Minerva anyway. It sounded like a stupid name to me. The girl came over and put me on her head like I was nothing. I deserved more than that. She wasn't careful not to add to my many rips ither. Who died and made her the Queen of the world?
Hmm. What house shall I put you in.
Hurry up. I'm bored. I want to get on with the feast.
With an attitude like that I'll put you in Slytherin.
Whatever.
Show some respect to your elders girl.
Sorry, she thought sarcastically, hurry up with it will you, please? She was being sarcastic again. I didn't like people who thought sarcastic things at me. There was no point doing it whatsoever! I'd like to see how they liked being a sorting hat. It wasn't as easy sa it looked you know. I could tell now that she was going to be bossy. I really did want to put her in Slytherin, see how she managed to deal in there. Alas though, I don't get to pick the house. I have to decide the house from their thoughts. So I had to yell it.
"Gryffindor!" She took me straight off her head and went to sit down at the Gryffindor table.
My audience were still listening to me. I had finally got attention. I wasn't going to give it up now though.
"What are you laughing about Severus Snape?" I asked sweetly as he was snnigering up at the high table. His face suddenly went a very pale white colour.
A/N: I got the first person done! Next one is obviously Snape. Please R/R. Chapter three will be up very soon.