A/N: I have got 19 reviews. Please get me up to or past 20. Let me make one thing clear- Do not flame me for Draco's sorting being short! It said in the book that the hat yelled Slytherin straight away. To all the people who have reviewed so far: You do not go unnoticed. I will thank everyone on the last chapter. Whenever that may be. Also, to people who tell me to write longer chapters. The chapters may be short but the whole story is getting longer. Please R/R! (If I got Crabbe and Goyle's names the wrong way round please tell me.)
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Chapter Four: Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle
This was starting to be fun. I had everyone's attention now. I even had some of the house elves looking at me from the kitchen. That was another thing. I never got offered food. Never. I didn't need it but I still didn't get asked. That annoyed me. Really annoyed me. I was just treated like a normal hat. No, scrap that, I was treated less than a normal hat. I didn't even get worn.
"Crabbe, Vincent" McGonagall said at me. A boy came down and put me on his head. He was one of the first people whose eyes I hadn't fallen over. I knew that name. Crabbe. I had sorted his parents into Slytherin years ago. He hadn't thought much yet so I decided to start off the conversation.
Which house do you think you should be in?
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Are you going to bother to answer me?
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Which house! Being this dumb you'll be put in Hufflepuff.
Slytherin.
Why should I put you in Slytherin?
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It's my house.
No, I believe that it is Slazer Slytherin's house.
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Whatever.
I had dealed with dumb people before but this one was the worst.
Which house?
I told you. Slytherin.
Why?
My house.
Don't believe you.
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This is boring.
SLYTHERIN!
"Goyle, Gregory"
It was another one. His parents had been in Slytherin as well and chances are that he was just as dumb as that Crabbe I had sorted earlier. I decided to check.
What's your name?
Goyle.
Are you sure?
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Yes.
I don't think that it is.
Yes it is.
No it isn't. Your name is Gregory. Not Goyle.
Yes it is.
That's what I said.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
I said that I was Goyle.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
Your name is Gregory.
No.
Undoubtedly it is.
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Yes it is.
Do you know what undoubtedly means?
No.
Yes you do.
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No.
Yes you do you said that your name was Gregory.
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No it isn't.
SLYTHERIN!
"Malfoy, Draco."
This one was going to be the worst. I didn't like the Malfoy family, never had. I found them annoying and cowardly. Absolutely perfect for...
SLYTHERIN!
I had to admit that it was fun doing this. I liked the idea of being the one in control for once. Even the dumbest student were staring at me. I could see that they were worried about who I would chose next. Most of them weren't even worth talking about. I was thinking about this when I heard an annoying cackling laughter come from somewhere near the ceiling.
"Will you just shut up for once. Everyone is bored of your pranks and noone cares anymore. I personally don't like being held over the sink for ransom... Peeves." I said.
A/N: There we go. Peeves is next. If anyone knows his full name please tell me. Please Review.