A/N: fio2 was the only person to review the last chapter (thanks fio2): Either noone read it or they did read it and hated it too much to review it. Please review this chapter. As promised, here is Voldemort's sorting. As promised, here it is today, on the day that one month ago I joined the site.
Disclaimer: I own the plot. The rest of it is not mine.
Chapter Eight: Riddle, Tom
I had expected a reaction. I had expected at least a few students to stare at me in shock. What was it about them that was making them act so indifferent? Why was noone doing anything.
"You DO know who Tom Riddle is don't you?" I asked them. They shaked their heads. I sighed out loud. "You know, Tom Riddle, as in Tom RIDDLE! As in Lord Voldemort!?"
That got their attention. They all stared at me. Finally. Now that they knew who I was talking about I could get on with the sorting.
"Riddle, Tom." Deputy Headmaster Dumbledore said. A quite tall boy with black hair walked over and put me on his head.
You're related to Slazer Slytherin aren't you.
So?
So nothing. I was just pointing it out. How come you have to be sorted then.
Huh?
Do you know who Slazer Slytherin was?
...
He founded the Slytherin house. Don't see why I have to sort you. You are obviously going to end up in Slytherin.
I am?
You are?
That's what I said.
No. You said I am not you are. This is weird.
What is weird.
Are you sure you're supposed to be in Slytherin.
I don't know.
Hmm.
Hmm what.
Weird.
What's weird?
This.
What is this.
This doesn't make sense.
What doesn't make sense!
I says here that you could be placed in Gryffindor as well as in Slytherin.
Well which house are you putting me in?
SLYTHERIN!
The whole hall was staring at me. Even more than when I had pointed out that Snape had had a childhood crush on McGonagall.
"What? Oh, don't tell me that you're supprised about him almost being in Gryffindor. Even famous Harry Potter almost got put in Slytherin..."
Everyone turned to look at him and the Gryffindor table then. The Slytherin's were the first to turn round. I could see his friends Hermionie Granger and Ron Weasley around him. Which gave me an idea. Which family had more variations in their sortings than the Weasley's.
A/N: So, next chapter is the Weasley's. All the kids in one go. Which will mean probably a long chapter. I managed to fit in the Harry Potter Slytherin thing. I'll try to make that lead somewhere. Please review!