A/N: Ok I think it's time to clear something up. I KNOW that Lily and James both went to Hogwarts together. So this fic is rather non canon. Let's just say that they went to Hogwarts together but he was 3 years older than her and… they ran in different crowds. I dunno, I'm just trying to do something different and non cliché. I am aware that the characters are rather cliché. I know that almost every L/J fic portrays Sirius as the egotistical lady killer, but I LIKE him that way, which is why I'm writing him that way. I do think my James is a bit different from the traditional egotistical most popular/wanted guy at Hogwarts.

'Nother little thought, just in case you're wondering who my model for James is… it's my current obsession, Orlando Bloom. Think about it, they've both got brown eyes and dark hair. And they're both hot as hell. Hehe. Now on with Chapter 7

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"Sirius, what the hell are you talking about?" James asked, "What's a… a moo… mo-vie?"

"Well if you would just shut up for a second perhaps I could explain," Sirius said exasperatedly. James complied, and he continued, "A movie is this…. Thing that muggles go to on dates. I don't really know exactly what it is, since Bella wouldn't tell me."

"Ok, so you're taking Arabella to a movie. What does this have to do with me?"

"Really, Prongsie, I would have thought you had it figured out by now. You and Lily are going to accompany us."

"Why?"

"Well…. Because Arabella and I went with you two on your first date. So now you have to come with us on ours."

"Sirius, if this movie thing is what I think it is, the answer is no."

"What?!"

"I refuse to spend an hour and a half listening to you and Arabella snog each other, especially not while I'm trying to sn-" here James fell silent.

"AHA!" Sirius said triumphantly, "Since you're obviously dying to snog Lily, the movie will be a perfect opportunity."

"All right, I'll go," James agreed, trying to feign reluctance.

"Excellent. Now you'd better get ready. They'll be here in 30 minutes," Sirius said, hopping off the couch to change clothes.

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"Bella, are you sure you want me and James to be there on your first date with the former most annoying man on the planet?"

"Well no, but you owe me one."

"I'll go, as long as James and I don't have to sit next to you two."

"Fine with me. I don't want to have to listen to you two."

"Bella!"

Arabella grinned and stood up, "You'd better hurry and get ready. We're supposed to be there in half an hour."

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Exactly 31 minutes later, Lily and Arabella apparated into James's house to find an empty living room and exactly 31 seconds later, James poked his head in the back door. "You're late."

"Hello to you too," Lily said sarcastically.

James grinned and opened the door all the way. Striding towards Lily, he picked her up and crushed her lips beneath his. "This better?"

Pulling away breathlessly, Lily said, "Y-yeah…"

Arabella whistled, "Where's Sirius when you need him?"

"Right here, Belle O' Mine," Sirius said as he walked in through the open door. Seeing Lily and James he wiggled his eyebrows, "I thought you were just going to say hello to Lily, Prongsie…"

"Ah yes but, in the presence of such radiant beauty I couldn't help myself," James said, smiling at Lily, who blushed furiously in response.

"He's a goner," Sirius said to Arabella.

"And if I'm lucky, you'll be next," she replied.

"Then I guess today's you're lucky day, Belle O' Mine," Sirius said, putting him arm around her and leading her toward the car.

As they followed Sirius and Arabella, Lily whispered to James, "I told you all they needed was a jump start."

"Right as usual," he agreed. "We are definitely sitting faaaaar away from those two."

Lily giggled, "Not in the mood for spectators?"

"Of course not. I don't want you distracted from my handsome self."

"I don't think that will be a problem," Lily said, sliding into the passenger's seat and turning on the radio at the same time. "Oh my God! This is like, my favorite song in the world!" she exclaimed, and started singing along with the radio.

"She's my girl

A walkin', talkin' angel baby.

My girl

Not a minute goes by when she ain't looking pretty.

My girl

A 24/7 piece of heaven.

God never made another in this world

Quite like my girl."

"How did he know?" James asked softly.

"Hmmm?" Lily asked, still humming along with the song ((A/N: Yeah that was Billy Gilman's "My Girl" LOVE THAT SONG!))

Reaching over, he took her hand in his and gave it a light squeeze. "Whoever wrote that song. How did he know?"

Understanding what he meant, Lily asked coyly, "Know what?"

"How did he know you look gorgeous all the time?"

"Well I don't really think he was singing about me…."

"Sounds impossible to me," James said, leaning over to brush his lips against hers.

"James, not every guy on this planet is waiting in line for me."

"Which is probably a good thing. That'd be a hell of a lot of asses for me to kick."

Lily giggled, "My knight in shining armor."

He smiled, "I never miss a chance to rescue a damsel in distress, especially one as lovely as you."

"Hey lovebirds," Arabella called from the back seat, "I hate to interrupt, but you drove past the theater three minutes ago."

James and Lily both blushed and pulled away from each other. James turned around and a few minutes later, they were walking out of the car, towards the theater. "So what exactly is this movie thing, Bella?" Sirius asked.

"Sirius, do you realize that's the 23rd time you've asked me in the space of fifteen minutes?"

"Yes, but I'm curious. And it's only the 22nd time."

"Whatever. Would you be satisfied if I told you if it involved a dark room with seats in the back row?"

"Depends on how much clothing you'd be wearing."

"And what if I said nothing?"

"Pinch me."

"What?"

"Pinch me. I must be dreaming. Did you just say you're going to strip for me?"

"Hell no, Black!" Arabella replied, slapping his wrist.

"Damn," he muttered under his breath.

"I hope your expectations weren't the same as Sirius's," Lily said to James.

"Nope. I'm content with the dark room. And several yards between us and those two."

"Good, because that's exactly what you're getting."

"That's it?"

"Potter, please tell me you didn't really think this involved taking of clothing."

"No, but I was expecting some snogging."

"Oh good. I believe I can take care of that."

"And that's exactly what I was expecting," James said as they walked through the doors. Inside, Sirius looked around, completely bewildered. "Wow. This place is wicked. What are we supposed to do?" In response, Arabella shoved a ticket into his hand. "What's this?"

"It's a ticket, genius."

"What's it for?"

"It's so you can see the movie!"

"Oh… you mean the strip tease?" he asked, with a teasing glint in his eye.

"Stupid prat," she muttered. "Come on." As she dragged him into the theater, Lily and James followed. Just as they walked in, the movie started and the lights went out. "Perfect timing," Sirius said, pushing her against the wall, and pressing his lips to hers. "You're supposed to wait until we're actually seated, Black." With a sigh, he released her. Grabbing her hand, he raced up the stairs to the back corner. "Is this good?"

"Yes," she said, sitting next to him.

"Uh uh, Ma Belle," he said, pulling her into his lap, "This is your seat."

"OK by me," she said, leaning back into his arms with a smile.

Meanwhile, Lily and James sat in the middle of the theater. "The best seats are in the middle," Lily explained. James, who honestly didn't care where he sat as long as it was by Lily, simply nodded. As they sat down, the previews ended and the movie began. James stared in awe as the people moved across the screen. "This is awesome."

Lily laughed, "I'm glad you like it. This movie's called Zoolander." ((A/N: I had too! I know that movie wasn't out in the 80s, when they would have been alive, but bear with me here. Call it artistic license.))

"Shhhhh," James said, focused on the screen.

"So you're not going to pay attention to me at all?" Lily asked, dissapointedly.

"Well you're the one who dragged here. If all you wanted was a snog, we could have just stayed at my place."

"I like a little variety now and then. And I didn't drag you here. That was Sirius and Arabella."

"I stand corrected."

"Good. Now shut up and kiss me," Lily said, sliding into his lap.

"Gladly," James replied, before covering her lips with his.

Around an hour and a half later, the lights went up as the movie ended. Slowly, Lily raised her head from its resting place on James's shoulder. "So what did you think?"

"About the movie or the snog?"

"Both."

"The first one was great, but I'd have to say the latter surpassed it by far."

"I'm flattered. I wonder how much of the movie Sirius and Bella actually watched."

"Almost the whole thing, for your information," Arabella replied, as she and Sirius walked down the row, with Sirius's arm comfortably around her shoulders. "Someone found the movie so interesting that he paid almost no attention to me for the entire 100 minutes."

"That was the most profound experience of my life," Sirius said solemnly, "I totally identify with that dude."

"Padfoot, please tell me you're not secretly brain washed to kill some random Asian prime minister."

"Well no, but I mean, Derek Zoolander and I have a lot in common."

"You're both rather dimwitted," Arabella said, "But other than that, I don't see anything."

"Ah, but you forgot to mention 'really, really incredibly good looking,'" Sirius added, mimicking Zoolander's tone of voice.

"You do that far too well," Arabella replied.

He smiled appealingly, "That's just one item on my list of talents, Belle O' Mine."

"Really now? Care to show me another?"

"But of course," he replied. Pulling her into his arms, he kissed her openmouthed. She leaned into him, and met his tongue with hers, wrapping her arms around his neck.

"Oh get a room, you two," Lily said.

"Why don't we just leave them?" James asked. Lily nodded and they both stood up and left the theater quietly. Sirius and Arabella didn't notice, as they were both occupied with each other's mouths. When they finally broke apart, Arabella looked around in bewilderment, "Where'd they go?"

"Wha…….?" Sirius asked, still trying to regain his reeling thoughts.

"James and Lily. Where'd they go?"

Glancing quickly around the empty theater, Sirius swore and ran out of the theater, with Arabella close behind. Throwing open the theater door, he ran straight into a laughing James and Lily. "Fuck you Potter, you scared the shit out of me."

"Language, Padfoot," James said, shaking his finger at him. "What else were we supposed to do? Just wait for you two to finish?"

"Well it would have been polite."

"Sirius, I've been your best bud your whole life. I know how difficult it is for you to break off a snog with any girl, and I personally didn't want to wait around to see if you would break your record."

"Well excuse me for being more successful in that area than you are, Jamsie."

"Psh. You have no idea what Lily and I did over the past hour and a half."

"Spare me the details, Prongsie," Sirius said, covering his ears.

"Sirius Black! Do you take me for a slut or something?" Lily exclaimed, swatting at his arm. "Keep your twisted thoughts to yourself please."

"Choose your words wisely, Sirius," Arabella said. "She's got a good right hook."

"I plead the fifth."

"The fifth?" the other three asked.

"It's something I learned in Muggle Studies. It means I'm choosing not to respond."

"You, Sirius Black, learned?" James asked in disbelief.

"Unlike you, Pronsie wongsie, I am capable of absorbing knowledge."

"Call me that again, and you won't be much longer."

"Is that a threat, Prongsie wongsie?"

"Hell yeah."

"James, please, you're embarrassing me," Lily said, tugging at his arm.

"Sorry Lils," James said, "I was just trying to do the world a favor."

Before Sirius could retort, Arabella said, "Are we going home, or are we just going to stand here all night?"

"I, for one, vote for home," Lily said.

"And I second that motion," James added, as they began walking to the car.

Walking through the parking lot, Lily asked, "So did you enjoy your very first move?"

"How could I not, with such excellent company?"

"Just wondering…." she said lightly.

"Fishing for compliments, eh?"

"Well you're not exactly reluctant to dish them out."

"I usually make a point to express my admiration of exquisite women such as you, Lily Flower," James said smoothly, putting his arm around her and pulling her close to him.

Lily smiled contentedly and tilted her head up for a kiss. As James leaned down to meet her lips, they heard several cameras go off. "Shit," he muttered, as voices called out: "Mr. Potter? Mr. Potter, can I ask you some questions for a minute?"

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A/N: And I'll leave you there. It's late. I'm sick of typing. I want to go to bed. Another shout out to Jenni: Was that enough snogging for you? ;)