A/N: One more review needed for 65! New characters added to list: Seamus Finnigan, Oliver Wood, Hagrid, nearly headless Nick and Mad Eye Moody. In the Riddle, Tom chapter, I did write in that Harry was almost a Slytherin and I said that I would try to take that somewhere. A note on my grammar, I know it's bad but if you saw a chapter before it was spell checked then you would know that the fic is a lot worse. I can't believe that it took ten chapters for the fact that it's far-fetched to be pointed out. Also, ChocolateFrog17, I don't think that it is a bad idea but I'll have to change it around a bit. Plus, finished within a week. The next chapter will be put up, sister being out of the house permitting, on Wednesday. That will be my two month anniversary.
Disclaimer: I think that this is pretty obvious by now. Harry Potter, all related characters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling. I own this fic and the plot.
Chapter Eleven: Black, Sirius
I could see that the hall had no trouble recognising that name. Some looked shocked, some scared, some, mostly Slytherin's I noticed, looked like they couldn't care less. Like they knew something that I didn't. I hate it when people do that. Act like they know something that I don't. I know a lot of things. Not that many but some. Of course, I only found out who the 'dark lord' was when Dumbledore was reading a letter he wrote to some ministry person out loud. I would know a lot more things if people would bother to tell me them.
"Black, Sirius." McGonagall said. I could hardly believe it, I was only on the B's and already I was getting annoyed with the sortings. A tall boy with black hair walked over and put me on his head.
Yup.
Huh?
Yup.
Yup what?
Just yup.
What are you talking about?
I just said yup. Just yup. Yup.
Did you by any chance, have to many bertiebotts flavoured jellybeans on the train?
Yup.
Which flavour?
Sugar.
Sugar?
Yup. Sugar. Yup, yup, yup.
Whatever.
Yup. Which house?
Why would I know?
I dunno why you would know.
The answer is because I'm the sorting hat, I am a hat which sorts people into houses.
Yup. Sounds cool.
Can you stop saying 'yup'?
Yup.
Which house do you think you should be in?
Nope.
What?
You said not to say the thing that I'm not saying so I'm saying nope.
Could you calm down yet.
Nope, nope and nope.
Yep, yep and yep.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
I mean nope.
Nope.
Nope.
You said yep.
I mean nope.
Then why did you say yep?
Dunno.
Which house?
Nope.
Slytherin?
NOPE.
Ravenclaw?
NOPe.
Hufflepuff?
NoPe.
Gryffindor?
Nope... Yep.
You said yep.
Nope.
GRYFFINDOR!
Some of the kids in the hall looked confused. I almost laughed at them. I knew he was innocent. I had heard the conversations after the tri-wizard tournament the year before. That sorting had been quiet fun... More than most were anyway. I could remember one that wasn't so fun though. It had actually been more scary. The sorting of... Peter Pettigrew.
A/N: Next chapter it is... Peter Pettigrew. Apparently. I didn't know who it was going to be. I had planned for him to be later on. Anyway, it seems that Wednesday will now be tomorrow. Please still review though. Don't flame me and say that Sirius was OOC. That was me after being hyper myself. I had to try to stop myself writing Yuppity-Yup-yup-yup which is what I usually say when I'm hyper. Also, if you do review could you say which house you think you would have been put into? Personally, I'm a Ravenclaw. I seem to have Ravenclaw like personality traits. Second place I'm a Hufflepuff, third Gryffindor and fourth Slytherin. Anyway, I say again... Please review and I'll try to get the next chapter up tomorrow.