A/N: Okay, I have my excuses for not writing this sooner, since the last chapter there was a powercut and my dog had an operation to remove a stone from her lower intestine (I think it was from there, she was really ill anyway and is only now getting back to normal.) Anyway, Suggestions are still welcome but please don't ask for: James Potter, Lily Potter, Cho Chang, Cedric Diggory (can't spell it), Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley, Lucious Malfoy, Mad-Eye Moody (I'll have to look up his name), Seamus Finnigan, Oliver Wood, Ruebus (looking up that spelling as well) Hagrid + my personal favourite character, Nearly Headless Nick.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, all related cahracters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling.
Chapter Thirteen: Sybil Trelawney
I shuddered just thinking about her. I never did like her. If possible she had gotten weirder as she got older. She had freaked me out quite a bit when I sorted her. I looked round the great hall to see if she was there. She was but wasn't even looking in my direction. So... I started to tell the sorting.
"Trelawney, Sybil."
Why are you here?
What?
Why are you here?
What do you mean why am I here. I'm here to sotrt people into houses.
Why?
Just... I am. That's my job.
You have no other purpose in life?
Huh?
Just having one purpose in your life seems strange to me.
Why?
Actually. I understand it now.
Understand what?
You have no purpose in life as you are not alive.
I think therefore I am.
Why though? You can only think because of a magic spell. Can you remember when you were just any normal hat. Before you could 'think'?
No.
Well then...
What's you're point!? Can you remember being born.
I know that I was born though. You were not born. You were created. It is a compleately different thing.
No it isn't.
Why do you say that.
Huh?
You are fighting the truth because you know that it is true.
I'm not fighting anything.
Yes you are...
RAVENCLAW! I yelled loudly just to get away from her. She had been scaring me. It left me thinking about what she had said for the rest of the sorting ceremony.
I noticed that most of the hall was looking confused. I don't think thsat they had understood the sorting. There was one soreting however, that could be spelled out easily.
The sorting of Lucious Malfoy.
A/N: Okay. So, the next chapter is apparently Lucious Malfoy. Five reviews needed to get to 85, I don't see why the reviews went up to and stopped on 80. If it had bewen one over or one under then it would have been easier to get to the next '5' number. Anyway, does anyone know the surname of Molly Weasley before she was a Weasley? If not then that sorting will be quite hard. The next chapter will be up a lot sooner than this one was. Honest. Anyway, please review.