A/N: Well, do people remeber in the last chapter I said that would be hard to get to 85? Actually, I got to 102 (now 104) reviews! The fic passed the 100 mark! Mainly due to MoonDancer, who was review number thirty a while back came and reviewed chapters 6-13. Anyway, 1 review needed to get to 105 and here is the next chapter. It wasn't supposed to be written this early but it has been because I feel really, hard to describe word: The feeling that people get when a fic gets reviews? Some people have to know what I mean. Anyway, at the start of the last chapter I forgot to say that I was doing Dumbledore, also, is the American spelling different from the English spelling? When I talk to someone from America they always spell it Dumbledor and miss out an 'e' on the end. Anyway, on with the fic.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, all related characters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling.
Chapter Fourteen: Malfoy, Lucius
People knew who this person was. The famous Malfoy family, deatheaters, scamers and everything else that was bad. To be honest it had been the longest Malfoy sorting that I had had to endure and also the wierdest.
"Malfoy, Lucius."
Put me in Slytherin 'he thought straight away'.
Or what? 'I said aloud so that the hall hall could hear me. I was bored with sorting Malfoy after Malfoy when they always went into Slytherin. There was absolutely no point in it.
Or you'll pay!
By cash or check?
I mean it! Put me in Slytherin now!
No.
Yes!
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No. 'I said, still talking aloud.' I will not put you in Gryffindor.
WHAT!?
You don't deserve to be put in Gryffindor.
I don't want to go into Gryffindor!
I'm sorry, no matter how much you beg me I can not put you in Gryffindor. I have to put you in the house I think you are more suited to.
I don't want to go into Gryffindor you idiot.
It's no use threatening me. You can't get into Gryffindor. I'm sorry.
Are you stupid on purpose! Put me in Slytherin or I'll make you so sorry that you'll never be able to sing one of your stupid songs again!
No! I will not give into your threats. I shall put you in the house that you belong in weather you like it or not.
SLYTHERIN!
From then on the school still thought that he had asked to be put in Gryffindor.
The Great Hall was laughing, mostly at Draco Malfoy who was glaring at me. Even some of the Slytherin's were laughing.
So, I decided to tell them a sorting that still made me want to laugh just thinking of it- at the sheer stupidity of it: Arthur Weasley.
A/N: In my profile it says that I would get this chapter up the day which wa now yesterday. I am sorry as this is the first time that I have been on the internet since then. Anyway, please review.
A/N: 1st May 2003 (a long time since the chapter.) In the A/N at the top, I made a typo and when I meant to 'mainly due to MoonDancer' I actually wrote 'mainly die to MoonDancer' This has now been corrected.