Stupid and Stupider
A/N - hey ya'll who are reading this are really cool, me and my friend wrote this in math class..It was our first class of the day, we were tired, that should explain some of this. We are not copying dumb and dumber or anything.its just a really messed up story so ENJOY!
Boyd pulls up the sidewalk in a bus, there is a women waiting at the bus stop. Boyd: Boyd.Boyd Thanksgiving's the name. Lady: I'm Brynn Maben. Take me to Joe's bar and club please. Boyd: Riding the bust huh? Brynn: How'd you know? (Looks away weirdly and rolls eyes) Boyd: Well I saw you waiting at the bus stop and you got on the bus so. I put two and two together. Boyd: So why are you going there? Brynn: I have a dinner engagement and then I'm flying to Canada. Boyd: You look worried, what's wrong, come on you can tell me! (Brynn gives Boyd a really weird look and looks out the window.) Boyd: All right, I see how it is, AHH look! We are here! (Brynn gets out of the car and walks into the restaurant.) Boyd: I'LL CALL YOU!!! (Boyd gets back into the bus and backs up slowly watching Brynn. Suddenly Boyd realizes that he fell asleep and wakes up to find Brynn gone, but she left her lipstick on the table. Boyd starts to panic and runs into the restaurant.) Boyd: BRYNN!!! BRYNN!!!! (yelling several octaves higher than high C) (takes the lipstick and drives like a madman home)
(Larry is panicking because he can't find the right shoes for the Barbie, he has to get them to the craft fair for the people to buy.) (phone rings..you can create your own phone sounding effects) Lady on the phone: LARRY! This is Mrs. Booganew, Where are you!?!? Larry: Everything is fine Mrs. Burgernoodle, I'm dressing them myself so they look nice, I'll have them there in a minute. Booganew: It's BOOGANEW. Hurry up it starts in 5 minutes!!!! (Larry is in a hurry and trips when he is running out there doors and drops all the Barbie's in a huge mud puddle.) Larry: CRAP! Now what am I gonna do? O well, I'll just say they are Indians. Alright that's the first chapter..if you haven't seen dumb and dumber, then you are pathetic. Jk stay tuned
A/N - hey ya'll who are reading this are really cool, me and my friend wrote this in math class..It was our first class of the day, we were tired, that should explain some of this. We are not copying dumb and dumber or anything.its just a really messed up story so ENJOY!
Boyd pulls up the sidewalk in a bus, there is a women waiting at the bus stop. Boyd: Boyd.Boyd Thanksgiving's the name. Lady: I'm Brynn Maben. Take me to Joe's bar and club please. Boyd: Riding the bust huh? Brynn: How'd you know? (Looks away weirdly and rolls eyes) Boyd: Well I saw you waiting at the bus stop and you got on the bus so. I put two and two together. Boyd: So why are you going there? Brynn: I have a dinner engagement and then I'm flying to Canada. Boyd: You look worried, what's wrong, come on you can tell me! (Brynn gives Boyd a really weird look and looks out the window.) Boyd: All right, I see how it is, AHH look! We are here! (Brynn gets out of the car and walks into the restaurant.) Boyd: I'LL CALL YOU!!! (Boyd gets back into the bus and backs up slowly watching Brynn. Suddenly Boyd realizes that he fell asleep and wakes up to find Brynn gone, but she left her lipstick on the table. Boyd starts to panic and runs into the restaurant.) Boyd: BRYNN!!! BRYNN!!!! (yelling several octaves higher than high C) (takes the lipstick and drives like a madman home)
(Larry is panicking because he can't find the right shoes for the Barbie, he has to get them to the craft fair for the people to buy.) (phone rings..you can create your own phone sounding effects) Lady on the phone: LARRY! This is Mrs. Booganew, Where are you!?!? Larry: Everything is fine Mrs. Burgernoodle, I'm dressing them myself so they look nice, I'll have them there in a minute. Booganew: It's BOOGANEW. Hurry up it starts in 5 minutes!!!! (Larry is in a hurry and trips when he is running out there doors and drops all the Barbie's in a huge mud puddle.) Larry: CRAP! Now what am I gonna do? O well, I'll just say they are Indians. Alright that's the first chapter..if you haven't seen dumb and dumber, then you are pathetic. Jk stay tuned