Alright this is chapter two, So the beginning is a little boring...it gets
better. This is really sorta like dumb and dumber if you haven't figured
it out yet. If you haven't seen dumb and dumber you should go see it. If
you have any suggestions for us please review and tell!
(Larry and Boyd come home and sit on their chairs)
Larry: What a horrible day! Boyd: it's just the same o'l for us Larry! Larry: What's with the lipstick? Boyd: It's a love signal Larry, all out love. Larry: Wow! This is serious, she gave you her lipstick!? You are one lucky guy. Boyd: Well, she forgot it, but I know love was there Larry, I could see the sparks fly. It's time for you to find a tux! You're my best man Larry! (*hug tightly and man cry*) (It's 8:30 pm and both Larry and Boyd were tucked into bed sleeping when there was a knock at the door.) Larry: Who could be here at this hour? Boyd: I know, I mean don't people sleep these days? (Larry gets up and looks through the peep hole) Larry: Boyd! They're dressed in blue! (Boyd looks in the peep hole) Boyd: Larry, one of them has a plunger, we gotta get out of here.Quick through the window. (The plumbers break into the apartment and look around for the money for the water bill. They decide to send a message.) Plumber 1: We gotta send them a message, let them know who they are dealing with. Plumber 2: I know...(grabs the bird) (Larry and Boyd come back into the apartment the next morning. Boyd sits down and looks at the lipstick.) Larry: Boyd, I don't think Meatie is feeling too well. Boyd: It's alright Larry, Meatie was getting old. Larry: I'm really hungry, and we don't have any money. Do you think he would taste good? Boyd: Larry, we gotta get out of here, we have no food, no money, and now...OUR PETS ARE DYING!!! We need to go Larry, we need to go somewhere where beautiful people instinctively flock like a bulimic to the toilet after Thanksgiving. With beautiful beaches, and hot sun! Larry: O really? Where is that, California? Boyd: I am talking about..Cananda my friend. Larry: (looks at Boyd stunned) NO O NO, you just want to go find that girl and give her back her lipstick. Boyd: SO SO SO SO!!! So I want to go somewhere where we know somebody, someone who can plug us into the social pipeline. Larry: I'm tired Boyd, its like 9:45, can we finish this in the morning? Boyd: Know what I'm tired of Larry? I am tired of having nobody Larry: alright Boyd, lets go to Canada. (*Man cry again*)
(Larry and Boyd come home and sit on their chairs)
Larry: What a horrible day! Boyd: it's just the same o'l for us Larry! Larry: What's with the lipstick? Boyd: It's a love signal Larry, all out love. Larry: Wow! This is serious, she gave you her lipstick!? You are one lucky guy. Boyd: Well, she forgot it, but I know love was there Larry, I could see the sparks fly. It's time for you to find a tux! You're my best man Larry! (*hug tightly and man cry*) (It's 8:30 pm and both Larry and Boyd were tucked into bed sleeping when there was a knock at the door.) Larry: Who could be here at this hour? Boyd: I know, I mean don't people sleep these days? (Larry gets up and looks through the peep hole) Larry: Boyd! They're dressed in blue! (Boyd looks in the peep hole) Boyd: Larry, one of them has a plunger, we gotta get out of here.Quick through the window. (The plumbers break into the apartment and look around for the money for the water bill. They decide to send a message.) Plumber 1: We gotta send them a message, let them know who they are dealing with. Plumber 2: I know...(grabs the bird) (Larry and Boyd come back into the apartment the next morning. Boyd sits down and looks at the lipstick.) Larry: Boyd, I don't think Meatie is feeling too well. Boyd: It's alright Larry, Meatie was getting old. Larry: I'm really hungry, and we don't have any money. Do you think he would taste good? Boyd: Larry, we gotta get out of here, we have no food, no money, and now...OUR PETS ARE DYING!!! We need to go Larry, we need to go somewhere where beautiful people instinctively flock like a bulimic to the toilet after Thanksgiving. With beautiful beaches, and hot sun! Larry: O really? Where is that, California? Boyd: I am talking about..Cananda my friend. Larry: (looks at Boyd stunned) NO O NO, you just want to go find that girl and give her back her lipstick. Boyd: SO SO SO SO!!! So I want to go somewhere where we know somebody, someone who can plug us into the social pipeline. Larry: I'm tired Boyd, its like 9:45, can we finish this in the morning? Boyd: Know what I'm tired of Larry? I am tired of having nobody Larry: alright Boyd, lets go to Canada. (*Man cry again*)