Sorting Hat Caper by Brita*Chica

A/N: It was a while since I last reviewed this but here is a new chapter. I was without a computer for over a week and by the time I came back it was near the sixth anyway so I left it till today. I always update all of my fics which I am still updating on the sixth of a month as it will be three months today since I joined the site. (After giving a lot of pressure to my parents). On the search for the Bloody Baron's first name: It was never found. Baron probably isn't even his surname. A 'Baron' is the lowest form of British nobility. Suggestions are still welcome but, as people keep asking for the same ones, here is the list (you don't have to ask for these ones) Dumbledore, Lily, James, The Fat Friar, The Grey Lady, Nearly Headless Nick, Molly (Weasley), Mad Eye Moody, Pansy Parkinson, Narcissa Malfoy, Hagrid, Moaning Myrtle, Longbottom Parents (does the books give both of their first names? I think it gives at least one), Cedric Diggory, Colin Creevey, Seamus, Hagrid, Oliver Wood and Cho Chang. Which means that you should get at least twenty more chapters after this one. Anyway, three more reviews will get this fic to 120.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter, all related characters and settings belong to J.K.Rowling.

Chapter Sixteen: Baron, Bloody (No name found)

Why did I have the nerve to tell of this story? Well, he wasn't there. That was why. Plus, he didn't scare me anyway.

Okay, so he did but not as much as he scared most people. Plus, it was a sorting that I wasn't likely to forget in a hurry.

"Baron, Bloody." The Headmaster said, as there wasn't a deputy head in then either.

Good evening.

Good evening to yourself as well.

A Wizard are we?

Yes, that is what I am.

A highly esteemed and gracious Wizard I presume.

Indeed it is so.

The son of the Headmaster I believe?

You are correct.

Which house do you wish to be in?

Well, that question seems to be a tough one to answer. Which house do you recommend for me?

Definatly Slytherin.

Slytherin?

Yes. I highly recommend it for a person with such a high status as yourself.

Well, my status is extremely high.

Definatly.

I am unsure though.

What is the item you are unsure about?

My farther is in Ravenclaw and not in Slytherin. Does that not mean that I should be in Ravenclaw?

Oh no! You do not want to go into Ravenclaw.

I do not?

You definatly do not. Ravenclaw is the most hated of all the other houses. They are sly and stupid and have no idea of honour. 'I told him, taking pieces of the other houses that were not in Slytherin and placing them in Ravenclaw.'

My Farther tells me that Ravenclaw is the best house to be in.

He would say that. Did I not tell you that all of those students in Ravenclaw are sly and evil? He is just trying to trick you.

He is?

He is.

Oh, thankyou for telling me. I almost made a grave error. I ask to be put into Slytherin then.

Of course Sir.

SLYTHERIN!

That was at the point when I was telling the sorting of the Bloody Baron that he came in. I almost froze up as he glared at me.

"Don't do that." He said staring at me. I shouldn't be scared. He couldn't do anything to me but he had a whole house of Slytherin student who would be scared of him enough to tear me to pieces if the asked them to.

That was why I was scared of him.

"Make it up to me." He said.

"Yes Sir!" I chirped in the most cheerful voice that I could muster and I got ready to tell the sorting of the ghost most commonly known as Nearly Headless Nick.

A/N: Apparently the next chapter is Nearly Headless Nick. I didn't know it was going to be him. It seems that it is though.