Alright, so the journey is finally ready to begin. Please review!!! It took
us like 3 weeks in math to come up with this. I got a C - on my final too
just because we wasted our time writing this pathetic excuse for a story, I
mean this awesome story.
Plumbers come back to find a note on the door:
Dear Lipstickman -
Sorry about the $$$(
Packed up and went to Canada.
Larry and Boyd
Plumber 1: These guys must be good.
Plumber 2: Why?
Plumber 1: How did they know I was a cross dresser?
Plumber 2: Well, I know one thing, they aint never getting to Canada.
Larry and Boyd are out on the open road. Boyd's head is hanging out the
window with his tounge sticking out of his mouth.
Larry: we should have been traveling like this a long time ago.
Boyd: (Brings his head in, but his mouth is a little dry) Yea eee surr
sould av. We're lik road kill Lar, e'eryone likes us!
Larry: Here's some water, you mouth sounds a little dry.
Boyd: Where id ou ge that! We av a low budet Larry!
Larry: (laughing a little) I sold Meatie to Dairy Queen, for the chicken
strip basket.
Boyd: OU DI WHAT? Larry! Are ou complely insane?? Meatie wa'ent even a
chicken!
Larry: Boyd..I took care of it, and you have water.
A few hours later Larry and Boyd stop for some food. As they walk up to
their table Larry walks under a ladder in front of their table.
Boyd: LARRY! You just walked under the ladder, quick knock it over!
Larry: ok
There is a loud crash and a strangles manly yell.
Man - ALRIGHT, WHOSE THE DEADMAN WHO KNOCKED OVER THE LADDER?
Boyd points at Larry and acts like he is reading the paper, which is
upside down might I add.
Random person in the background: MAKE HIM SQUISH POND FISH!
Pondfish: Are you going to use that napkin?
Larry: umm, well yes, no, yes it crossed my mind, maybe.
Pondfish picks up the napkin and crumples it up, then throws it in
Larry's face.
**Alrighty, so that's chapter three or what? Suggestions are
welcome..keep reviewing!
Plumbers come back to find a note on the door:
Dear Lipstickman -
Sorry about the $$$(
Packed up and went to Canada.
Larry and Boyd
Plumber 1: These guys must be good.
Plumber 2: Why?
Plumber 1: How did they know I was a cross dresser?
Plumber 2: Well, I know one thing, they aint never getting to Canada.
Larry and Boyd are out on the open road. Boyd's head is hanging out the
window with his tounge sticking out of his mouth.
Larry: we should have been traveling like this a long time ago.
Boyd: (Brings his head in, but his mouth is a little dry) Yea eee surr
sould av. We're lik road kill Lar, e'eryone likes us!
Larry: Here's some water, you mouth sounds a little dry.
Boyd: Where id ou ge that! We av a low budet Larry!
Larry: (laughing a little) I sold Meatie to Dairy Queen, for the chicken
strip basket.
Boyd: OU DI WHAT? Larry! Are ou complely insane?? Meatie wa'ent even a
chicken!
Larry: Boyd..I took care of it, and you have water.
A few hours later Larry and Boyd stop for some food. As they walk up to
their table Larry walks under a ladder in front of their table.
Boyd: LARRY! You just walked under the ladder, quick knock it over!
Larry: ok
There is a loud crash and a strangles manly yell.
Man - ALRIGHT, WHOSE THE DEADMAN WHO KNOCKED OVER THE LADDER?
Boyd points at Larry and acts like he is reading the paper, which is
upside down might I add.
Random person in the background: MAKE HIM SQUISH POND FISH!
Pondfish: Are you going to use that napkin?
Larry: umm, well yes, no, yes it crossed my mind, maybe.
Pondfish picks up the napkin and crumples it up, then throws it in
Larry's face.
**Alrighty, so that's chapter three or what? Suggestions are
welcome..keep reviewing!