This is chapter four, Larry and Boyd are back on the road when
suddenly..well you'll see.
Boyd: Man you really wimped out. (while using his napkin)
Larry: The guy destroyed my napkin Boyd. What was I supposed to do?
Boyd: Wait..I think I have an idea. Ya, come on.
Boyd walks up to Pondfish and his friends.
Boyd: Hello there!
Pondfish: Who the hell are you.
Boyd: Well we are responsible for that little incident back there and we
would just like to put that behind us by buying you some extra napkins.
Pondfish: All right, hurry up.
Larry: Boyd we can't afford to buy him napkins! What are you doing!
Boyd: shh shh just shh, follow me.
Boyd: (grabs as many napkins as he can) Pondfish over there offered to
buy us these napkins.
Cash register lady: Pondfish said that?
Boyd: well, if that man over there is Pondfish. He's very nice.
Lady: alright, if that's what he wants.
Larry and Boyd are back on the road again.
Larry: Wow Boyd, that was great! Where did you come up with something
like that?
Boyd: Oh, I saw it on SNL once, it was great.
Larry: well what happened in the skit?
Boyd: Oh, the guys caught up with them after about five minutes and
shoved all the napkins down their throats.
Larry looks at him a little nervously.
Boyd: ahh Larry, I know this isn't the best time, but I have to take a
crap.
Larry: No Boyd, O no, I am not stopping now.
Boyd: But Larry, I have to go..!
Larry: Well use one of the HoHo boxes in the back.
Boyd grabs a box and prepares to go.
Boyd: Uh oh, Larry its almost full, grab me another one quick.
Larry: Just stop going.
Boyd: I can't stop once I've started, it tingles. Get me another one,
hurry, HURRY!
Boyd: Here hold this.
Police officer starts to chase them because Larry is swerving all over
the road.
Officer: pull over!
Larry: actually it's a sweater, I got it on sale at Target!
Officer: Really? That's great, I got these pants at target too! Stop your
car, I want to check out your sweater.
Larry: Ok!
Officer: I could have sworn that was a pullover, oh what Target can do
these days.
Larry: Tell me about it, I went to K-Mart and they had nothing so,
(Larry gets cut off by Boyd who is oblivious to the fact that there is a
officer standing outside their car)
Boyd: Wow, that was great, I feel better now!
Officer: Hey! Are those the new HoHo's that are giant?
Boyd and Larry: No oh no, that's nothing.
Officer: Oh I see, you don't want to share with me.
Larry: No! That's not it.
Officer: Hand me the box then!
Boyd hands him the box and smiles
Officer: wow you even warmed it up!
Takes a whiff and falls over
*A/N, you thought I was gonna make him eat them didn't you.grins evilly.
Larry: Well..I think...gotta go...nice talking to you!
suddenly..well you'll see.
Boyd: Man you really wimped out. (while using his napkin)
Larry: The guy destroyed my napkin Boyd. What was I supposed to do?
Boyd: Wait..I think I have an idea. Ya, come on.
Boyd walks up to Pondfish and his friends.
Boyd: Hello there!
Pondfish: Who the hell are you.
Boyd: Well we are responsible for that little incident back there and we
would just like to put that behind us by buying you some extra napkins.
Pondfish: All right, hurry up.
Larry: Boyd we can't afford to buy him napkins! What are you doing!
Boyd: shh shh just shh, follow me.
Boyd: (grabs as many napkins as he can) Pondfish over there offered to
buy us these napkins.
Cash register lady: Pondfish said that?
Boyd: well, if that man over there is Pondfish. He's very nice.
Lady: alright, if that's what he wants.
Larry and Boyd are back on the road again.
Larry: Wow Boyd, that was great! Where did you come up with something
like that?
Boyd: Oh, I saw it on SNL once, it was great.
Larry: well what happened in the skit?
Boyd: Oh, the guys caught up with them after about five minutes and
shoved all the napkins down their throats.
Larry looks at him a little nervously.
Boyd: ahh Larry, I know this isn't the best time, but I have to take a
crap.
Larry: No Boyd, O no, I am not stopping now.
Boyd: But Larry, I have to go..!
Larry: Well use one of the HoHo boxes in the back.
Boyd grabs a box and prepares to go.
Boyd: Uh oh, Larry its almost full, grab me another one quick.
Larry: Just stop going.
Boyd: I can't stop once I've started, it tingles. Get me another one,
hurry, HURRY!
Boyd: Here hold this.
Police officer starts to chase them because Larry is swerving all over
the road.
Officer: pull over!
Larry: actually it's a sweater, I got it on sale at Target!
Officer: Really? That's great, I got these pants at target too! Stop your
car, I want to check out your sweater.
Larry: Ok!
Officer: I could have sworn that was a pullover, oh what Target can do
these days.
Larry: Tell me about it, I went to K-Mart and they had nothing so,
(Larry gets cut off by Boyd who is oblivious to the fact that there is a
officer standing outside their car)
Boyd: Wow, that was great, I feel better now!
Officer: Hey! Are those the new HoHo's that are giant?
Boyd and Larry: No oh no, that's nothing.
Officer: Oh I see, you don't want to share with me.
Larry: No! That's not it.
Officer: Hand me the box then!
Boyd hands him the box and smiles
Officer: wow you even warmed it up!
Takes a whiff and falls over
*A/N, you thought I was gonna make him eat them didn't you.grins evilly.
Larry: Well..I think...gotta go...nice talking to you!