A/N: Sorry for not posting this sooner, I just started school again after ages off and evil homework and English poetry essays stopped me writing fanfiction. Also, I'm not putting Harry's sorting in (KeMu and marauder*fan and taigirl1325.) Four reviews needed to get to 145. Actually, this wasn't supposed to get written till Monday but I'm bored and it's been annoying me that it hasn't been written and I didn't want to not have posted a chapter in two weeks. New suggestions for sortings are- Mr. Olivinder, Justin, Angelina (after a quick check in books it is spelt with an 'e' in it), Katie and Lee Jordan. Also, Kasey: Does Dumbledore has a brother? Maybe I should start reading the books again- I've forgotten loads of the things that happen. Anyway, please review people.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, all related characters and settings belong to J.K.Rowling.
Chapter 18: Evans, Lily
I looked round the great hall to see the reaction to my announcement. Malfoy and his lackeys looked smug at something, I knew what it was of course, it was due to the sorting which I had just mentioned. Some of the hall looked intrigued, Hermione Granger looked confused, Harry Potter looked quite evil and Ronald Weasley looked ready to rip me up more than I have been. That's another thing- I never got looked after well enough, just because I'm really old, well, I'm not really, I'm sure that loads of other hats are older than me. It's not like I go round yelling "get off the lawn" and calling young children "whippersnappers." Well, not to get off the subject- only once.
"Evans, Lily" McGonagall said, the strain starting to show in her voice. I think the sorting bores her. It is quite boring anyway.
Hi.
Whadda you wan'?
To be sorted, if that's okay with you.
What!? Oh, now you're asking my opinion. It doesn't seem to have been valued before by you I can say.
Huh?"
When I fought in the Civil War I was respected. I was a darn well tootin' good fighter and my enemies stood no chance against me.
Name one of the leaders of the Civil War? 'She asked me knowingly, knowingly talking people can be really annoying. Always talking like they know stuff.'
Urmm, urrm, Henry The Eighth?
No.
Queen Victoria?
No again.
Edward?
Which Edward?
Edward the Sixth?
He died at Sixteen.
He could have been a leader in the war though.
No he wasn't a leader in the Civil War. 'She said and I felt her shake her head below me slightly.'
Okay then. Who DID lead?
King Charles the First and Oliver Cromwell.
I knew that. I fought in that war I'll have you know.
No you didn't.
Yes I did.
You so did not.
I sssssssssoooooooooo did to. By the way, girl, did you know that that make up is so old fashioned? Don't you have any pride in your looks?
What?
How long are you going to be here?
Until you sort me.
What if I don't want to sort you. What if I don't like Muggle-Borns?
Why are you so mean to Muggle-borns.
I'm not.
Yes you are, you just said so.
No. If I was meant to Muggle-borns I would have called them Mud-Bloods not Muggle-Borns.
I don't think that I like you. You're mean and boring.
Well I don't think that I like you again. You're a smart-alec.
Could you just sort me please?
Slow down you young whippersnapper. In my day we took our time to go from place to place instead of just rushing around everywhere.
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GRYFFINDOR! 'I yelled out loud and she stormed off to sit down.'
Not too much of a reaction had come from the hall. Most people just looked like they had before I told the sorting. Students can be so stupid sometimes. So I announced my choice for the next sorting- James Potter.
A/N: See, I said I'd do James after Lily. Also, please don't ask for sortings of people who have already been asked for. There should be a list a few chapters back and the new suggestions are on here and in the reviews section. All other suggestions are appreciated though. Please review.