A/N: Thankyou to people for telling me Dumbledore's brother's name. I might try to add that one in the future, it will be hard though as hardly much is known about him. Other new sortings added are- Quirrel, Lockhart and Hooch. I've already done Professor Trelawney (chapter thirteen.) gold 104.5, what why not McGonagall? Kahili, I originally heard the name from reading a lot of fics and thought 'how come everyone seems to use the same name' but apparently it was in an interview that J. K. Rowling did so that's how I know. KickYerArse, where are you actually from? You seem to know about Norwich City FC. hello kitty, when do I keep going on about Americans? I didn't think I did.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, all related characters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling. Anything original belongs to me.
Chapter Twenty: Binns, No Name Again
Undoubtedly the most boring and least boring sorting in my long old career. Talk about old before your time. It's a wonder he didn't drop down dead earlier.
"Binns, (No Name Again.)" I heard the deputy head teacher say. He looked bored and personally I couldn't blame him. There is nothing more boring than the sorting ceremony. At least he would get to look forward to the feast at the end of it. Unlike me.
The kid shuffling slowly towards me got to eat at the feast as well. I don't see why he didn't hurry up. I was guessing that he was either very bored or very scared.
Which gave me an idea to make this sorting a bit less tedious than it was starting out to be.
Hi.
Hmm.
Why are you here?
To be sorted... I think.
You think.
You think?
You think!
You are not at this school to think! You are at this school to learn how to kill.
What are you talking about? This is a school for learning magic.
Huh. Is that what you think you weakling? Why do you think we teach the black arts here then you idiot!
Actually you tech defence against the dark arts. Not the dark arts.
You really believe that? That's just a lie so parents send their kids here.
That's not true. My father went here himself.
Well, that just goes to show you then. We have that much of an affect.
What?
Your father was a weak cry-baby just as you are. He would not study the dark arts so he was sent to the torture chamber. Where his wretched soul wanders to this very day. He never stood a chance defying us and neither do you. His death was in vain.
My father's still alive.
That's what you think. Mwahahahahaha.
What are you whittering on about now? I saw my father before I got here.
His body may be but his mind was left here. Bwahahahahaha.
Shut up.
Why? Am I scaring you little one? Gwahahahaha.
Leave me alone.
You should be scared you know. I would be if I was a student here. I'd be purely terrified.
Wha? 'I could feel him starting to be scared.'
So very scared. Poor old Billy.
Who's Billy?
Poor, poor Billy. He never stood a chance.
Who is Billy!
Believe me. You don't want to know. It makes me feel physically sick just thinking about it.
What happened to him?
He was so much like you. He talked like you. He looked like you. He was a total weakling like you.
I am not a weakling. I'm quite smart actually.
You don't want to be smart in school. You want to be strong in school. Poor Billy never fought anyone. That was his downfall.
His downfall?
Yes. They got him. It was such a shame.
You're just saying these things to scare me aren't you.
Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
You are stupid. I'm not falling for your tricks.
Tricks? What tricks? I think I am doing no tricks. I am telling the truth.
You sir- are certainly no truth teller.
What?
You are not telling the truth.
Well, think about it. There are many students who come here. Some of them may have been called Billy and how would you know what happened to all of them.
Leave me alone.
Gladly.
RAVENCLAW!
I noticed the now-professer looking blank. On further inspection- I think he was actually asleep. The cheek of it! How could he do that? Well, I was going to get my own back.
The sorting of Narcissa Malfoy.
A/N: Finished. I haven't updated anything recently. Sorry. Two reviews needed to get to 170.