A/N: This update is a bit later than I'd planned but the one after should be up quite soon. I will be doing a Hufflepuff soon, next chapter in fact. A list of names to be included will be at the bottom so that they don't get asked for again (hopefully.) Also, I don't think that Irish people talk like this (or Scottish.) Plus, these aren't typing errors in the work- they're there to emphasis the accents. This will also be updated within a week.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, all related characters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling.
Chapter Twenty-Four: Finnigan, Seamus.
I saw him glance over at the Hufflepuff table when I called out his name. He hadn't looked it at for long but I knew that look. That look had given me one of the most annoying sortings of his year.
"Finnigan, Seamus." McGonagall called out to me- almost waking me up. I say almost because I had only half managed to get to sleep. It's not like I can get enough sleep in 364 or so days. I have to come up with a new sorting, ponder why people never remember me during those 364 or so days, listen into some conversations and make sure that annoying phoenix doesn't eat me. It's no wonder I get exhausted.
Urrm... Hello? 'I spotted his weakness straight away. These type are always the easiest to wind up.'
Oh! Have ye brout me a pot o' gold frim the rainbow laddie?
Don't do that.
Dunno do whut.
That- that leprechaun accent.
Why me! A leprechaun? Nah- you can git on yer bike young laddie if you think I be a onea the-a-m.
Can't you just sort me?
Where wuld ye like to be sorted inta ten?
Urrm- Hufflepuff?
Hufflepuff! 'I had been so shocked that I forgot to put on my accent.' Huffle-poff indeed sonnie?
Yes.
Sure nut Raven-on-clwe?
I mean Hufflepuff.
Sure ye donna mean Slytherain?
I mean Hufflepuff.
Sure you woudnut prefer Gryf-in-doar?
I mean Hufflepuff.
Sure it i' not Huffle-poff you mean?
I mean Hufflepuff... Hey.
Ye-hey?
Why are being so stupid and mean?
Oh I! I ain't bein' mean noow.
You do realise your being Scottish, not Irish.
Hey! I'm being Irish and you better take that back you... You... 'I stuttered, forgetting my accent again.'
Me... Me...
You ungrateful immigrant!
Excuse me! 'Now I was in for it, I had to try to get out of it quickly before he attacked me.'
"GRYFFINDOR!"
I said Hufflepuff!
I forgot- I thought you were going to attack me- anyway, top ov the nght to ya and move along please- I do have more sortings to complete.
Thinking about the sorting got me thinking about the Hufflepuff's- and of one of the most recently recent famous people in it. The sorting probably wouldn't go down to well but anyway, I announced my choice to the rest of the hall. "Cedric Diggory!"
A/N: Okay- sortings that have already been asked for (and don't need to be asked for again) are: Dean, Hagrid, Madam Hooch, Oliver Wood, Susan Bones, the Patil twins (both in the same chapter,) Hannah Abbott, Professor Sprout, Madam Pince, Madam Pomfrey, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Ernie MacMillan, Marcus Flint, Longbottom sn's. Dumbledore, Professor Quirell, Lockhart, Professor Flitwick, Mr Olivinder, Alastor Moody, Molly (Weasley,) Pansy Parkinson, Fat Friar, Grey Lady, Moaning Myrtle, Fudge and possibly Harry and Dumbledore's brother.