I would not recommend that Sesshomaru fans read the beginning of this.
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Lost Island Dream
Chapter Six
This Can't be True
It was two days later and they had gotten used to Kikyo and Kagome sharing a body. Kagome was walking back to camp when she saw Sesshomaru. He was obviously giving the others a hard time. Kagome was feeling rather witty today so she decided to see what would happen if she spoke he opinion about Sesshomaru openly.
As she got closer she could hear Sesshomaru speaking. "Well little brother," he said, "I see your company is still made of weakling humans."
Kagome saw that everyone else was there except for Alice. She had gone off somewhere that morning after Inu-Yasha and her had had another fight. "Hi Inu-Yasha could you please introduce me to your sister?" asked Kagome. Inu-Yasha starred at Kagome in surprise. Had she been sniffing sharpies again?
"I despise your mockery. You know very well that I am Sesshomaru and I am a guy," replied Sesshomaru.
"Oh, I'm sorry. The red eye shadow and the beautifully brushed hair threw me off. Not to mention the designer dress and the matching boa."
"What's that pansy doing here?" asked Alice as she walked up the path.
"What is that little brat doing here?" asked Sesshomaru.
"You two know each other," said Inu-Yasha surprised.
"Unfortunately I have met him before and I see he still hasn't changed his cross dressing ways," replied Alice.
"I'm not a cross dresser! You on the other hand are a snobbish child that has a fifty thousand price on your head," said Sesshomaru.
"If you tell them why then everyone here will find out what your worst fear is and what happened when you had a little much to drink one time."
"I hate you."
"The feeling is mutual."
"And the amazing thing is that both of you are still alive. If you hate each other so much then I would expect you two to have killed each other by now," said Inu-Yasha.
"Unfortunately the pansy is cursed so that what ever he does to other people happens to him and the are unharmed and vice versa," explained Alice.
"Why do call him a pansy?" asked Kagome.
"Take a good look at him and you tell me." Kagome took a good look at Sesshomaru.
"You're right, he does pass as a pansy," replied Kagome.
"Why do you keep calling me a pansy?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Because you are one," replied Alice.
"What does 'pansy' mean?"
"You know gay, strait as a rainbow, or a queer," replied Kagome.
"I have a girlfriend!"
"Oh, poor her. Is she blind, mentally disabled, or a 'girl'?"
"Poison claws!" yelled Sesshomaru. The column of poison did not go to Kagome or Alice but rebounded on to Sesshomaru.
"I don't think he wanted to do that," said Sakura quietly to Li. Sesshomaru stumbled backwards and fell off a cliff. He stooped himself from hitting he ground and flew away.
"There are way too many cliffs on this island," said Inu-Yasha.
"Anna, are you against gay people or something?" asked Kagome.
"No," replied Alice. "I just call him a pansy to annoy him."
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A person was waiting behind a big desk in a dimly lit room when the door opened. A person silently slipped in. The shadow cast by their hood hid their face. "Welcome," said the person sitting in the chair.
"Hello," replied Kagome.
"Sit down," said Steven.
"Who is it this time?"
"Inu-Yasha," replied Steven handing her a folder. "He has been causing too much trouble. After his father-in-law's death he gained control of all of the oil wells except mine. He is making it impossible for me to make a profit and he will soon have control over half the worlds oil supply. If he were to die then the oil wells would be fore sale. I have made sure the person who would gain control of the company works for me so I can get everything."
"So you wan me to kill him."
"Yes, it is what you do."
"How much are you willing to pay?"
"Ten million, half now half when the job is done."
"Consider the job done."
"Would you like to join me and my lovely wife Kikyo for dinner?"
"No thank you." Kagome left and drove back to her house.
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Inu-Yasha walked into his room. "Where are you Sakura?" he asked.
"In the bathroom," replied Sakura. Inu-Yasha walked in and put his arms around her.
"How was your day?" he asked kissing her on the cheek.
"Lovely," replied Sakura, "But I did get lonely with out you."
"Are you ready for the party tonight?"
"Almost, I have to finish putting on my make up but you are not even close to being ready."
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Kagome got home to her apartment and opened the door. "Hello Kagome," said Li.
"Hi," she replied, "Where is the aspirin?"
"In the cupboard as usual, do you have a head ache?"
"Yes," replied Kagome opening the bottle. "I'm going to bed." Kagome took an aspirin and walked into her room. She sat on the edge of her bed ad rubbed her temples in circular motions. Li sat next to her.
"Are you alright," he asked.
"I don't know, I feel sick and I have a head ache. I don't quite feel like my old self," replied Kagome.
Li put his arm around her. "Sand will want Inu-Yasha dead tonight," he said.
"I know. Have you gone through the folder already?"
"Yup, There is a ticket to a fancy party tonight in it."
"Well then you can put on a tux and go to the party and tell Sand I'm feeling sick."
"Are you going t sleep instead?"
"Yes."
"Pity, if you did go to the party then you could put on the white dress that makes you look like a princess."
"Too bad."
"I best be going," said Li. He gave Kagome a peck on the cheek and went to get changed into his tuxedo. Kagome heard him walk out the door. She got up and changed into her pajamas and looked in the mirror. As soon as her head touched the pillow she was asleep.
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Inu-Yasha joined Sakura in the limo. She had a pink dress on that went passed her feet with a matching boa. The way she wore the boa reminded Inu-Yasha of some one that he knew. He had a feeling that that person was a guy but he couldn't put his finger on it. What kind of self- respecting guy would wear a boa?
"What are you thinking about?" asked Sakura. Inu-Yasha stopped staring into space and looked at her.
"You remind me of a guy that I used to know when you where your boa like that but I can't figure out who," replied Inu-Yasha.
"You have some weird friends."
"I don't think he was a friend."
"You're just becoming old and senile."
"I'm not old and senile."
"Don't worry I was just kidding."
"Good, you scared me."
"You're acting childish."
"Am not."
"You just did."
"Okay, you were right."
"Lets just think about the party ahead of us."
"Fine."
"What?"
"You are so unromantic now. You were a lot more romantic when we were dating. You've gotten boyish and kind of rude."
"Have I?"
"A little bit, it comes and goes."
"How so?"
"Sometimes you are like you and some times you are like a rude, aggressive arrogant, fool."
"Look we're here."
"Did you pay attention to a word I just said?"
"Yes, some times I am rude and arrogant." Sakura seemed satisfied and stepped out of the car. They walked into the room.
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Steven had already arrived and was talking to a business partner while Kikyo was looking very bored. When Inu-Yasha walked in he got a surprise. He was about to get out his cell phone and call Anna when Li tapped him on the shoulder.
"Where is Anna?" asked Steven.
"She is not feeling well so she is in bed," replied Li.
"How bad is she?"
"I'm not sure."
"Tell her to get the job done quickly because I want him dead." Inu- Yasha walked over with Sakura who looked as bored as Kikyo.
"Are you thinking of selling?" he asked.
"No," replied Steven. Kikyo and Sakura started a conversation because they were not interested in business. "I don't believe you've met Li here."
"No I haven't," replied Inu-Yasha. "Nice to meet you." The rest of the night was filled with formalities and small talk.
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The next morning when Kagome woke up and walked into the kitchen half asleep. She got a cup of coffee and slumped on the couch. "Good morning," said Li. "Steven said that you have to kill Inu-Yasha as soon s you are better."
"What is going on?" asked Kagome.
"Your getting ten million to kill Inu-Yasha and this is where you live," explained Li.
"Why do I have to kill Inu-Yasha and why are you here too?"
"You are a hit woman and I am your boyfriend/ roommate."
Kagome processed this data in disbelief. What in the world was going on? The last thing she remembered was being stuck on an island and Li liked Sakura and she was not going to kill Inu-Yasha when in fact she loved him. "Did I have much to drink last night?" she asked.
"No, you only had a soda," replied Li.
"Did you say I was a hit woman?"
"Yes one of the best known as the deadly shadow."
"I'm going for a walk." Kagome got dressed, picked up the folder on the table and walked out the door.
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Well now you know my opinion on Sesshomaru. I wonder if any one reads authors notes. I don't usually. Why am I writing one then?
Lost Island Dream
Chapter Six
This Can't be True
It was two days later and they had gotten used to Kikyo and Kagome sharing a body. Kagome was walking back to camp when she saw Sesshomaru. He was obviously giving the others a hard time. Kagome was feeling rather witty today so she decided to see what would happen if she spoke he opinion about Sesshomaru openly.
As she got closer she could hear Sesshomaru speaking. "Well little brother," he said, "I see your company is still made of weakling humans."
Kagome saw that everyone else was there except for Alice. She had gone off somewhere that morning after Inu-Yasha and her had had another fight. "Hi Inu-Yasha could you please introduce me to your sister?" asked Kagome. Inu-Yasha starred at Kagome in surprise. Had she been sniffing sharpies again?
"I despise your mockery. You know very well that I am Sesshomaru and I am a guy," replied Sesshomaru.
"Oh, I'm sorry. The red eye shadow and the beautifully brushed hair threw me off. Not to mention the designer dress and the matching boa."
"What's that pansy doing here?" asked Alice as she walked up the path.
"What is that little brat doing here?" asked Sesshomaru.
"You two know each other," said Inu-Yasha surprised.
"Unfortunately I have met him before and I see he still hasn't changed his cross dressing ways," replied Alice.
"I'm not a cross dresser! You on the other hand are a snobbish child that has a fifty thousand price on your head," said Sesshomaru.
"If you tell them why then everyone here will find out what your worst fear is and what happened when you had a little much to drink one time."
"I hate you."
"The feeling is mutual."
"And the amazing thing is that both of you are still alive. If you hate each other so much then I would expect you two to have killed each other by now," said Inu-Yasha.
"Unfortunately the pansy is cursed so that what ever he does to other people happens to him and the are unharmed and vice versa," explained Alice.
"Why do call him a pansy?" asked Kagome.
"Take a good look at him and you tell me." Kagome took a good look at Sesshomaru.
"You're right, he does pass as a pansy," replied Kagome.
"Why do you keep calling me a pansy?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Because you are one," replied Alice.
"What does 'pansy' mean?"
"You know gay, strait as a rainbow, or a queer," replied Kagome.
"I have a girlfriend!"
"Oh, poor her. Is she blind, mentally disabled, or a 'girl'?"
"Poison claws!" yelled Sesshomaru. The column of poison did not go to Kagome or Alice but rebounded on to Sesshomaru.
"I don't think he wanted to do that," said Sakura quietly to Li. Sesshomaru stumbled backwards and fell off a cliff. He stooped himself from hitting he ground and flew away.
"There are way too many cliffs on this island," said Inu-Yasha.
"Anna, are you against gay people or something?" asked Kagome.
"No," replied Alice. "I just call him a pansy to annoy him."
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A person was waiting behind a big desk in a dimly lit room when the door opened. A person silently slipped in. The shadow cast by their hood hid their face. "Welcome," said the person sitting in the chair.
"Hello," replied Kagome.
"Sit down," said Steven.
"Who is it this time?"
"Inu-Yasha," replied Steven handing her a folder. "He has been causing too much trouble. After his father-in-law's death he gained control of all of the oil wells except mine. He is making it impossible for me to make a profit and he will soon have control over half the worlds oil supply. If he were to die then the oil wells would be fore sale. I have made sure the person who would gain control of the company works for me so I can get everything."
"So you wan me to kill him."
"Yes, it is what you do."
"How much are you willing to pay?"
"Ten million, half now half when the job is done."
"Consider the job done."
"Would you like to join me and my lovely wife Kikyo for dinner?"
"No thank you." Kagome left and drove back to her house.
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Inu-Yasha walked into his room. "Where are you Sakura?" he asked.
"In the bathroom," replied Sakura. Inu-Yasha walked in and put his arms around her.
"How was your day?" he asked kissing her on the cheek.
"Lovely," replied Sakura, "But I did get lonely with out you."
"Are you ready for the party tonight?"
"Almost, I have to finish putting on my make up but you are not even close to being ready."
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Kagome got home to her apartment and opened the door. "Hello Kagome," said Li.
"Hi," she replied, "Where is the aspirin?"
"In the cupboard as usual, do you have a head ache?"
"Yes," replied Kagome opening the bottle. "I'm going to bed." Kagome took an aspirin and walked into her room. She sat on the edge of her bed ad rubbed her temples in circular motions. Li sat next to her.
"Are you alright," he asked.
"I don't know, I feel sick and I have a head ache. I don't quite feel like my old self," replied Kagome.
Li put his arm around her. "Sand will want Inu-Yasha dead tonight," he said.
"I know. Have you gone through the folder already?"
"Yup, There is a ticket to a fancy party tonight in it."
"Well then you can put on a tux and go to the party and tell Sand I'm feeling sick."
"Are you going t sleep instead?"
"Yes."
"Pity, if you did go to the party then you could put on the white dress that makes you look like a princess."
"Too bad."
"I best be going," said Li. He gave Kagome a peck on the cheek and went to get changed into his tuxedo. Kagome heard him walk out the door. She got up and changed into her pajamas and looked in the mirror. As soon as her head touched the pillow she was asleep.
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Inu-Yasha joined Sakura in the limo. She had a pink dress on that went passed her feet with a matching boa. The way she wore the boa reminded Inu-Yasha of some one that he knew. He had a feeling that that person was a guy but he couldn't put his finger on it. What kind of self- respecting guy would wear a boa?
"What are you thinking about?" asked Sakura. Inu-Yasha stopped staring into space and looked at her.
"You remind me of a guy that I used to know when you where your boa like that but I can't figure out who," replied Inu-Yasha.
"You have some weird friends."
"I don't think he was a friend."
"You're just becoming old and senile."
"I'm not old and senile."
"Don't worry I was just kidding."
"Good, you scared me."
"You're acting childish."
"Am not."
"You just did."
"Okay, you were right."
"Lets just think about the party ahead of us."
"Fine."
"What?"
"You are so unromantic now. You were a lot more romantic when we were dating. You've gotten boyish and kind of rude."
"Have I?"
"A little bit, it comes and goes."
"How so?"
"Sometimes you are like you and some times you are like a rude, aggressive arrogant, fool."
"Look we're here."
"Did you pay attention to a word I just said?"
"Yes, some times I am rude and arrogant." Sakura seemed satisfied and stepped out of the car. They walked into the room.
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Steven had already arrived and was talking to a business partner while Kikyo was looking very bored. When Inu-Yasha walked in he got a surprise. He was about to get out his cell phone and call Anna when Li tapped him on the shoulder.
"Where is Anna?" asked Steven.
"She is not feeling well so she is in bed," replied Li.
"How bad is she?"
"I'm not sure."
"Tell her to get the job done quickly because I want him dead." Inu- Yasha walked over with Sakura who looked as bored as Kikyo.
"Are you thinking of selling?" he asked.
"No," replied Steven. Kikyo and Sakura started a conversation because they were not interested in business. "I don't believe you've met Li here."
"No I haven't," replied Inu-Yasha. "Nice to meet you." The rest of the night was filled with formalities and small talk.
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The next morning when Kagome woke up and walked into the kitchen half asleep. She got a cup of coffee and slumped on the couch. "Good morning," said Li. "Steven said that you have to kill Inu-Yasha as soon s you are better."
"What is going on?" asked Kagome.
"Your getting ten million to kill Inu-Yasha and this is where you live," explained Li.
"Why do I have to kill Inu-Yasha and why are you here too?"
"You are a hit woman and I am your boyfriend/ roommate."
Kagome processed this data in disbelief. What in the world was going on? The last thing she remembered was being stuck on an island and Li liked Sakura and she was not going to kill Inu-Yasha when in fact she loved him. "Did I have much to drink last night?" she asked.
"No, you only had a soda," replied Li.
"Did you say I was a hit woman?"
"Yes one of the best known as the deadly shadow."
"I'm going for a walk." Kagome got dressed, picked up the folder on the table and walked out the door.
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Well now you know my opinion on Sesshomaru. I wonder if any one reads authors notes. I don't usually. Why am I writing one then?