Disclaimer: Like millions of other fangirls I'd love to own the Twins….
But as it seems, the only things concerning them I own are my dreams and imaginations ;-)
Thanks to all those who reviewed, but I´m afraid that every review made between the 10.06-13.06 is lost, because I still can´t read them.
And to those who read but don´t review, beware!
One´s really in a bad mood today, as you can read below..;-p
So better review!
**
After they had taken a proper breakfast, everyone was more relaxed, excluding Niobe who replaced Jägermeister for espresso…
Morpheus just buttered a last croissant as angry voices could be heard from outside the dining hall, getting nearer fast.
"I did say what??"
"That you embroider tablecloths in your free time!" faint snickering could be heard.
"I didn't say that!!"
"Yes, you did!"
"No, I didn't!!"
"Yes, you did!!!"
"No, I didn't!!!"
All gazes were curiously directed at One, who discreetly tried to hide behind a newspaper.
Then Felice and Two entered the dining hall, happily insulting each other.
And stopped dead in their tracks as they spotted their friends.
"Praise the Lord, Trinity, you're back!" Felice cried out and slumped herself on the empty chair next to her, forcing Two to do the same.
"Feli, are you alright? Has he done anything to you?" Trinity asked concerned.
"Yes, well it could be better, but I'm not complaining!" she snatched the croissant out of her friend's hand.
One slowly let his newspaper sink and stared at Two, who was getting slightly uncomfortable.
"Could there be anything you want to tell me?" he asked voice dangerously low.
"I don't know what you mean!"
One smacked the newspaper hard onto the table.
"I just leave you alone for five minutes and what happens? You push off and marry!!" you could tell, One was really upset now.
Two just smiled apologetically.
"Yeah, what's that all about by the way?" Neo asked.
"Even if it's hard to believe but we didn't plan it this way!" Felice said sarcastically.
"Now they're telling us that they've planned honeymoon on Hawaii, or what?" a hyper Niobe complained.
"Shut up, will you?" Trinity said.
"It's a misunderstanding, really. Nothing more and nothing less. Isn't it?" Felice looked at Two.
"Yes, it is. We've gone through hell last evening, thanks to you being late!" he glanced angrily at Trinity.
"Is that lipstick there on your collar?" One wanted to know.
"That's enough now!" Morpheus interrupted the arguing.
"Exactly, now could some one please remove the handcuffs?" said Felice.
Embarrassed silence.
"Well, I fear we have a little problem there…" Neo said.
"You don't know how to, am I right?" Two sighed.
"Right!"
"But it's just a matter of time till we find out!" Trinity reassured.
"Oh great, just great!" moaned Felice and finally looked at One, who was eyeing her with great interest.
"What is it, see something you like?"
One smirked.
Next to her, Two straightened up.
"What is there to complain? We always had the same taste in women, if I might remember you!"
That sounded a bit offended.
"Oh I'm not complaining, am I?"
That sounded quite lecherous.
"And we always shared everything, didn't we?"
"Heyheyhey!" Trinity interrupted.
"Don't worry; you can't share what you don't own, right?" Felice said dryly.
"Well, this really is an interesting question, isn't it, Mrs Jumeaux?" One leaned himself over the table, smiling at Felice.
"Excuse me, Mr and Mrs Jumeaux, your photos are ready!" interrupted the waiter and gave a folder to Felice.
"Here, you can look at them, I don't have the guts for that at the moment!" she handed the folder to Trinity, who opened it and scanned the pictures. The others leaned over to watch.
"Well, let's see. Felice and Two at the high table."
"Felice and Two dancing."
"Aaawww, how cute!"
"Felice and Two with their champagne flutes."
"Always just the best, what?"
"Felice and Two posing for the camera."
"What you're doing there, cuddling?"
"Oh oh, Felice and Two KISSING!!"
"Let me see!!"
"Stop pushing!"
"Felice and Two doing the Macarena!"
"I'm going to burn this one!" Two hissed to Felice.
"Felice and Two saying "I do" to each other."
"WHAT??"
"Oh look, there even are a priest and witnesses!"
"You're kidding!"
"Then look yourself!"
Trinity handed the photograph to Felice and Two.
"That can't be true!"
"I can´t remember anything like that, I swear!!"
"It must be a cruel joke!"
"I fear it's true. Look, here's a document!" said Neo and grabbed a sheet of paper out of the folder.
"Let me see that!" demanded Morpheus and studied it.
Silence.
"Well, my congratulations. Since yesterday evening you're rightfully and legally married, even it was a folkloristic ceremony!" he stated blankly.
"It's an official marriage certificate."
**
Sometime later, in the wedding suite.
They sat on the couch. Dizzy and confused from the news Felice had collapsed into a small bundle and finally drifted into sleep. Two stroked her hair lightly as his brother got freshly showered out of the bathroom and sat down beside him.
"Did you have to be that rude to her?" Two asked.
"You know how it works!" One sighed.
"I've just expressed what you didn't want to. It's always been this way, when you try to stay calm although you're angry inside, I explode and kill someone. When I didn't want to eat something because it was unhealthy, you ate the double amount of it."
He adjusted his sunglasses.
"And now you've got the hots for her and don't want to tell her, so I have to do it."
He smiled.
"In my own and subtle way!"
They both looked down on sleeping Felice. To be more comfortable, Two pulled her head on his shoulder.
"Do you really want to keep her?" One asked.
"I really don't know yet."
"She's cute!" One commented.
"I know."
"And nothing happened in your wedding night? Poor guy!"
"Unlike to you, I don't like to rush things. I like to keep them slow so I can-
"Enjoy them in full length, I know!" finished One.
"I didn't want to-
"Criticize you, I know." Said Two.
They shared a moment of mutual agreement, relieved not to be separated anymore.
Finally complete again.
"If I may just assume for a moment…." One started.
"Yeah?"
"That we're going to keep her."
"Yes?"
"What do we tell the Master?"
"Probably the same, we have to tell all others too, that we are married and don't want to be separated."
"We are married?"
"Yes, of course. Don't we do everything together? Then how could I marry just on my own?"
"I guess, you're right…it would be suspicious if just one of us is married." Said One.
"And just assumed we do so…" continued One.
"Yes?"
"Do you think, she would take me if I proposed her?"
Two snorted slightly.
"Why not? You're the same as me; we're practically two halves of just one person!"
"You're right, of course!"
They shared a brotherly hug.
"Two?"
"Yes?"
"Is that a love bite there on your throat?"
**
Downstairs in the lobby, Morpheus and his crew conferred over the whole mess. Trinity and Neo shared an armchair, while Niobe and Morpheus sat on the opposite sides of a small sofa, Morpheus avoiding physical contact as much as possible, since Niobe had started to give him pointed looks due to the mix of Jägermeister and espresso and god knows whatever she had taken during the past hours. Morpheus started feeling uncomfortable as he sat on the very edge of his side of the sofa, ready to jump up if his former girlfriend decided to tackle him down and ravage his body in front of audience. He sighed, why couldn't that happen down in Zion? At least, there he could make sure that Lock wouldn't miss that moment of sweet, sweet revenge….
"What do we do now?"
"We need to remove these handcuffs!"
"But how?"
Morpheus pondered for a while.
"I'm sure I know some one who can remove them…wait a minute!"
Niobe skidded slowly but unstoppable nearer.
Neo and Trinity pretended not to notice it.
"One of those who sympathized with us, but wanted to stay inside the Matrix! What was his name again?"
Niobe inconspicuous leaned back. Her hand crept up his back, eyes gleaming.
Morpheus didn't notice it.
Trinity coughed to mask a giggle.
"Yes I know, his name was Barney!"
"Barney? Barney like this monstrous lilac dinosaur at TV?" Neo hysterically cried.
"ExactlyyyYYYY…" he jumped up as Niobes hand reached his neck and started to tickle it.
"Niobe, what has gotten into you?! Don't do that again!" Morpheus screamed.
Niobe just smiled and stretched herself lascivious.
Morpheus tried to collect his dignity and adjusted his tie.
"As I was to say, Mr Barney is a very rich and very eccentric millionaire, who lives out on the country. If you excuse me for a moment, I'll try to contact him!"
With that, he left the hall.
**
Felice woke up from her nap and decided to immediately do two things.
1. She wouldn't let herself be insulted or pushed around by those Twins anymore.
2. She would take a shower and find fresh clothes for herself as she doubted that it would be advisable to run around in an evening gown all day long.
In the end, she sent Trinity to find her some new clothes, who happily obeyed and drove to the nearest shopping centre to fulfil her demand. Two hours later she and Neo returned with three full shopping bags. Trinity's eyes gleamed.
"Oh gods, Trin. Did you buy the whole shop? All I wanted was a dress, jeans and one or two shirts, not a whole season's collection!"
"Don't worry, this is for you."
She handed her one of the bags.
"And the others are for me!" she beamed.
"There was a sale at the mall.." Neo sighed.
"Didn't you buy something for me too?" Two asked yearningly.
"You didn't say anything dear, therefore…no!"
Felice opened her bag and looked through the whole things.
"But Trinity…you didn't buy any normal clothes…just latex dresses and leather pants.."
"Well, that's psychology, you know?"
"Huh?"
"Look, all of us wear leather or latex or something like that. It would be suspicious if you were the only one of us to be dressed like normal people." Trinity explained as if it was the most logical thing on earth.
"And why are all the things silver-grey?"
"Because of your two companion's looks. People will think you belong together and don't ask dangerous questions!"
"Hey, I like this one!" Two shouted and held up a piece he had fished out of the bag.
"That's underwear, idiot!" Trinity hissed and snatched it out of his hands.
Two blushed furiously while One snickered lecherous, which earned him a deadly glance from the women.
"Thank you very much Trinity, I'm going and take a shower then!" Felice said and got up, dragging a noticeable quiet Two to his feet.
"And you stay where you are, sweetheart!" she snapped at One, who got up too.
One reluctantly sat down again.
"That's not fair, my brother gets all the fun and I'm starving down here…" he muttered under his breath.
The showering itself turned out to be a quite different task, but she was determined to have a shower and she was going to get one.
She stepped into the cubicle, put the bag with her new clothes in reach and closed the curtain. Then she started to undress, mainly using her free right arm for it.
Remove hairpins. No problem.
Remove boots. A bit dislocating, but no further problems.
Remove stockings. No problem.
Remove panties. Well, she had training in that now.
Remove neck holder dress. Gotcha.
Stupid, stupid zipper!!
She opened the curtain a hand's breadth.
"Ahem, could you please…?"
"Please what?" smirked Two, who seemed to have restored his sharply self by now.
"Could you please open the zipper?" she showed him the back of her dress.
"It's always a pleasure for me to help, you know!" he purred and opened the zipper slowly.
"Oh, nice tattoo by the way. I didn't expect you to be the tiger and dragon type!" he laughed.
"I wonder where the tail of this dragon ends…" he followed the contour of the dragon tattoo down with his fingertip, lightly caressing her skin.
Felice shuddered, then relaxed. His touch was pleasant, very pleasant indeed, not importunate as she had expected. His dreadlocks tickled her neck and back, as he breathed softly into her ear.
Maybe it would not be that unbearable to be married with-
She suddenly remembered where exactly the tail of her dragon ended, namely deep down on the left side of her bottom and that she didn't wear her panties anymore.
"Stop it!" she gulped.
She wouldn't let herself get laid this easily!
"Excuse me?" Two murmured, planting his lips firmly on her shoulder, lightly pressing his teeth into her bare flesh.
It felt like heaven, but nonetheless…
"I said stop it!"
She couldn't see his face in that moment, but she felt that he fought with some inner demons, getting all tense, teeth grinding. Then he found his inner balance again.
"Of course, as you wish. I wasn't going to rape you now and here, you know." There was the smirk again.
"Nice to know!" said Felice and closed the curtain to remove her dress, knees shaking violently.
"But you really know how to make a man suffer, darling!"
She turned the shower on.
**
Downstairs One sighed out frustrated.
Very frustrated.
He really had to teach Two the one or other thing concerning seduction…
**
Is there a life after marriage?
Will Two ever succeed in seducing Felice?
How will One´s proposal look like?
What else will Niobe do to Morpheus on her Jägermeister/Espresso ecstasy?
Did Trinity overdraw Neo´s account on their shopping trip?
And last not least:
Does Two really embroider tablecloths in his freetime??
Things mankind will probably never learn…..
??
Oops, I mean..
Just wait for the next chapter!
~Kyrillia~