Disclaimer: same as ever…
Warning: some One-bashing in this chapter (I´m not through with him yet ;-))…
**
„I contacted Mr Barney and he agreed to meet us at his country residence." Morpheus told them as they had dinner.
"However, I'm sure he is able to solve our little…problem. We will leave this evening."
"Hey, that's not exactly around the corner. It will take us at least two days to get there!" Said Neo who checked the map.
Felice silently groaned and sent Trinity a tormented look. That meant two more days with the albino boys. She took another bite and admired her new outfit. After her hard earned shower she had dressed in silver-grey leather pants and a dark grey corset and pulled her hair into a tight ponytail. She also had a white fur stole to keep her shoulders warm. Quite a spectacular outfit, but she doubted that she would ever be able to compete with the Twins in fashion things anyway…
Together they just looked like a gangster trio now.
With One and Two arguing with Morpheus about something, Felice decided to use this moment of privacy to talk to Trinity.
"Hey Trin…"
"Is everything alright Feli? You don't look that well." Trinity asked worried.
"I'm not feeling very well today, I fear."
"What is it, you can tell me!"
"My eyes hurt, as if the light just is too bright for me, even inside the building." She rubbed her forehead.
"That could be a result of your hangover and the whole stress, you know."
"That's not all, look at that!"
Felice put her right hand underneath the table, where only Trinity could watch and reached for Trin´s leg.
"Now watch!"
Her hand did not touch Trinity's leg as she grasped for it.
Instead it got transparent and glided straight through it. Then she put her hand on the table, solid again. Trinity looked at it in awe and then carefully touched it.
Warm, living flesh. Like her own.
"When did you notice that?" she whispered.
"This morning. It happens when I don't concentrate on the things I do. Scary, isn't it?"
"Yes, really."
"Could it have anything to do with the handcuffs? Didn't you say they were..a new weapon or something?"
"I don't know if it has to do with it, but it surely is a possibility." Trinity nervously played with her fork.
"I guess we have to wait what this Barney guy has to say about it!"
"Yeah, you're right!"
Trinity suddenly grinned.
"Nice wedding ring, by the way!"
"Yes, isn't it? Cost him a small fortune, believe me!" Felice smiled evilly and let the large diamond glitter in the restaurants dimmed candle light.
"Trin?"
"Yes?"
"You do know them from before, don't you?"
"Yes, but I advise that we talk about that another time. As a matter of preference after you two are separated again."
"Trin, please!"
Trinity hesitated and lowered her voice.
"Well, let's just say that we had had our difficulties in the past, okay?"
"Why do they need this long to check out?" Niobe wondered.
From the outside they were able to look through the glass doors into the lobby where Felice, Two and One said goodbye to the concierge. The old man truly was a dramatist and they needed another whole five minutes to leave. As they finally came out, Felices and Twos heads were as red as sun ripe tomatoes while One held his sides, laughing wild and hysterically. They watched the three curiously.
"What's so funny?" Neo wanted to know.
Felice and Two shut their mouths tightly and pretended to be deaf.
"That old man..whoahahaha….that dirty old man..garhchrhahar said.." One nearly collapsed onto the floor.
"Shut up!" hissed Felice and Two in unison.
"What did he say?" Niobe asked curiously.
"Yeah, what did he say?"
One tried to calm down and wiped the tears out of his eyes.
"He wanted to know, if they already knew how to name their firstborn!"
"And then he suggested ´Karl-Otto´ if it's a boy and ´Edeltraut-Annegret´ if it's a girl!!"
Felice and Two were fuming now.
"Arschloch! Verdammte Hurensöhne, ihr könnt mich alle mal und zwar kreuzweise!! Scheiße!!" Felice cursed and stomped to Trinity's car, dragging Two with her, who, to his own luck decided to keep his mouth shut.
One immediately fell silent, a hint of admiration playing at the corner of his mouth.
"She must be real mad, you know. She always is if she's cursing in German. One should better watch his back!" Trinity smirked.
"Do you want to stand there all evening long? Hurry up, if you please!"
"Okay, we use both cars. Felice and Two drive with Trinity!" Morpheus said.
"Niobe too. And you drive with Neo and me!" he mentioned at One who just wanted to sit down next to Felice.
"Why? Why can't I drive with my very own brother and his bride, heh?" One revolted.
"I'm not as calcified as I may look, you know. I don't want you to get tempted to just take the car and Felice and be gone for good, wether she's your brother's wife or not! So shut up and get your pretty little ass in my car now!" Morpheus screamed.
"Gnagnagna..as your lordship commands!" sulked One and climbed in Morpheus car.
"That's unfair, really!" Trinity could hear him complaining as he shut the door.
"Two´s not only married, he also has two more women for company. And I thought I was the lady killer here!"
And so their journey began.
**
Later in the evening.
"Albino twins? Yes they were here, but I'm afraid they already left this evening!"
"If they were alone?"
"Certainly not. They left with their wife and four other friends."
"Yes, one of the brothers married yesterday. Didn't you know that?"
"Know I don't know the other's names."
"Don't mention it, have a nice day!"
**
(In Trinity's car, Felice, Niobe and Trinity singing)
Niobe:
"Met a girl thought she was grand, fell in love found out first hand.
Went well for a week or two, then it all came unglued.
In a trapp trip I can't grip, never thought I´d be the one who´d slip,
Then I started to realize, I was living one big lie!"
All three:
"She fuckin´ hates me…. trust?
She fuckin´ hates me, la, la, la, love!!
I tried to hard and she tored my feelings like I had none & ripped them awaaaaayy!!"
Two:
"Oh no, really, please stop doing that!"
Trinity:
"She was queen for about an hour, after that shit got sour.
She took all I ever had, no sign of guilt no feeling bad.
In a trapp trip I can't grip, never thought I´d be the one who´d slip,
Then I started to realize, I was living one big lie!"
All three:
"She fuckin´ hates me…. trust?
She fuckin´ hates me, la, la, la, love!!
I tried to hard and she tored my feelings like I had none & ripped them awaaayyyy!!"
Two:
"Pleeeaaase!! I beg you on my knees! Stop singing!!"
Felice:
"That's my story, as you see, learned my lesson and so did she.
Now it's over and I'm glad, ´cause I'm a fool for all I've said!"
All three:
"She fuckin´ hates me….. trust?
She fuckin´ hates me, la, la, la, love!!
I tried to hard and she tored my feelings like I had none & ripped them aaawwwaaaaaayyy!!"
Two (who didn't realize that the song is over):
"Aaaargghh!!!!!"
Silence.
"And what do we want to sing now, girls?" Niobe asked cheerfully, demonstratly ignoring Two's panicked look.
**
"The girls really seem to have fun!" said Neo who was checking Trinity's car through the rear-view mirror every two minutes.
"Look, the whole car is shaking!" he grinned, then got serious immediately and pulled out his mobile phone.
"Beep beep"
"I better check on them!"
"Beep beep"
"Yes?" Trinity's voice could be heard.
"Hi darling, everything's alright over there?"
"Couldn't be better!" Trinity laughed.
"´Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining meeeeenn!!" could be heard very loud in the background.
Morpheus, Neo and One raised their eyebrows.
"Was that Niobes voice?" Morpheus asked puzzled.
"It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, amen!
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining meeeen, ameeeen!" it screeched out of the phone.
"Meercyyy!! Please, stop it before I'm going insane!!" that was clearly Two's voice.
"Girls? Girls!!" Neo had to shout to get their attention.
"What is it?"
"Morpheus says that we're stopping at the next motel to stay the night, okay?"
"Alright!"
"And stop torturing Two, do you hear me? The poor guy's been through enough already without being forced to listen to this lovely singing of yours!"
"If you insist…" Trinity sighed.
"Yep, that's so typical men. Always sticking together!" Niobe said.
**
The motel turned out to be a very cheap doss house, mainly visited from truckers, bikers and other nice people. The neon sign on the roof top flickered "Chrome de la chrome".
"Cosy, isn't it?" Felice said as they left the car.
Neo, Morpheus and One gathered around the women.
"Well, let's just pretend that we are all couples, okay?" Neo said as he noticed the open and lecherous stares directed at the women. Someone whistled.
Neo took Trinity's arm.
One stepped beside Felice, wearing a very alert expression.
Two straightened up and hid their chained arms under his coat again.
"Look, they wearing their ´bodyguard faces´ again!" Trinity whispered to Neo.
"Let's go!" Morpheus said and stepped forward.
"Ahem, Morpheus?"
"Yes?"
"Don't you think that you forgot something?" Trinity pointed at a furious Niobe.
"Oh, yes….I is sorry?"
Niobe narrowed her eyes to small slits. Morpheus started sweating.
He stepped beside Niobe and took her hand.
"Oh oh, now guss who´s due for spanking?" Felice snickered.
"We need three rooms for the night!" Morpheus demanded.
"Where are Felice and the Twins?" Niobe asked as Morpheus ordered their rooms.
"Having their great and spectacular entrance! Look!" Trinity snickered.
Amongst all the black and sloppy clad people the albino twins in their white suits with Felice in her leather and fur outfit in their middle stood out like lambs between wolves. The crowd got silent.
And stared.
"Wow, now that's what they call a ´threesome´, he?" one of the truckers barked.
The crowd howled with laughter.
"I wonder if I could afford the woman, or maybe all three of them?!"
One and Two simultaneously turned their heads and fixed their eyes upon the chubby man who got very nervous by now. Felice pretended to be deaf, but Trinity noticed that her friend tightly clasped One's arm, while leaning heavily into Two for emotional support.
Interesting…
So Felice was not that reluctant against the Twins. She grinned.
In spite of their conservative outfit, the Twins radiated an aura of violence when provoked. She couldn't think of another place where Felice could be safer then between the two of them. Tonight at least.
Neo cleared his throat and the Twins stopped staring. The moment of danger was over and the crowd scattered, leaving them alone but still watching them out of the bar.
Morpheus turned around to them, holding three keys in his hands.
"Let's go upstairs!" he suggested.
"We're lucky, I guess. That were the last free rooms!" he handed them the keys.
"But remember, we have to share the bathroom!"
"Yours got an extra large bed, you can comfortably sleep together in it…" he said blankly as he gave One his key.
"What? Don't you want me to sleep on the dirty floor, in front of your own bed where you can control me all night long?" One mocked.
Morpheus just gave him a look.
"I think, you three are in urgent need of whatever protection you can get tonight. Well, at least Felice is. And because of the handcuffs I suppose that your brother is not as able to defend Felice and himself as usual. Am I right?"
Everyone was speechless for a minute.
"Yeah, that makes sense…" One finally managed to say and opened their door.
"Oh no, another wedding suite?" Felice groaned.
"Well, we got discount for it…." Morpheus grinned.
That bastard!
"Well, take it easy, darling. At least it's not pink!" Two tried to cheer her up.
"No it isn't honey!" Felice hissed as she entered the room.
"That's not a wedding suite, that's a torture chamber.. Iron bedstead, black satin bedclothes, huge iron candlesticks, black walls. What's this? Ah, handcuffs for the bedstead, blood red curtains, whooo a …bizarre..video collection, several whips, and of course, the obligatory mirror underneath the ceiling. Isn't it perfect? And mind you, that's just what I noticed at the first look!" she listed.
Trinity and Neo tried effortless to stifle their laughter.
**
One and Two sat on the bed, Felice between them, backs leaned against the bedstead and flipping through the TV channels.
Absent-minded Felice massaged her chained wrist, which felt extremely strained due to the unusual situation. Neither Two nor she herself noticed that she unintentionally massaged Two's wrist too. One however did notice it. Two slowly relaxed and a warm and certainly not unpleasant feeling flooded One's own body.
Not only relaxation but arousal too.
He unobtrusively pondered how best to initiate a proper seduction without intimidating the woman.
"I'm bored!" Felice complained.
"Oh happy day!" One thought.
"It's only 23h and I'm not tired yet."
"Well, I could think of a few ways to entertain ourselves…" he purred and stroked her hand.
Two raised his eyebrows.
Felice squealed happily.
"Oh One, you never fail to surprise me. Do you think the same I think?" She eagerly asked taking his hand in a surprisingly strong grip.
He tried not to stare too hard into her corset which squeezed her breasts up in a very appetizing way. Suddenly the room was way too hot.
"Of course my dear, of course. Which man wouldn't in that lovely company?"
He didn´t expect such eagerness. Must be his enormous masculine charisma, or his crisp british charm.
And Two thought the girl was shy!
"Then what are we waiting for?" Felice asked innocently, leaning her shoulders back and exposing even more of her mouth-watering decolleté. She inhaled deeply and One could hear a faint creak as the wires in her corset widened under the pressure of her bosom.
"Patience One, patience. Use the chance to show the girl what an exceptional good lover you are!" One thought and fought the urge to simply grab Felice and rip her clothes off.
Just as he wanted to lean over and kiss her, Felice swung herself over Two's body and got up from the other side of the bed.
"Then let's go down and have a drink or two!" she beamed.
Two nearly bursted with laughter as Felice dragged him to his feet, wearing his ´I've told you so´-look.
One sighed in defeat.
"Go on, I follow in a minute or two!" he said and walked stiffed legged towards the bathroom.
"Well, isn´t that funny. For a second I believed you exactly knew what he was up to!" said Two as they left the suite.
Felice smiled innocently.
"Oh I knew my dear, I knew! I just wanted to teach him a lesson, that´s all."
"Felice?"
"Yes?"
"You´re a bitch!" Two grinned.
"I know. Always been and always will."
**
Will Two retain mental damages from all the singing?
Will Niobe use the chance and make Morpheus fall for her again?
Will Felice loose the patience with One´s amorous advances and do something real bad to him?
And will she use some of the suite´s torture instruments for it?
What will the Merovingian have to say to Two´s marriage?
What happens behind the doors of Trinity´s and Neo´s room?
And do we really want to know?
Some answers hopefully in the next chapter (If you behave well and review!)…..