I am sooooo bored. Translation: I will start my next chapter now. Could you guys please read
my DOA fic! I really want you to. But, only if you've played Dead or Alive 3. IT's called,
The Day Before the Tournament. I really want someone to read it!!! Please!! Anyway, here's
my next chapter. I do not own any Inuyasha, or Phantom of the Opera charecters. *tears*
(by the way, I know for a fact that there will be lyric mistakes. Please correct me)
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Cast list
The Phantom: Kouga
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Roul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
The Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Yura, Ayame, and Mrs.
Higurashi
(Anybody you think would make a decent Piangi? I need your opinion! Maybe Shippo or Kohaku?)
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*You see Inuyasha and Kouga, back stage, fighting. Kouga's dodgin' the Tetsusaiga, as usual, and
Inuyasha's given him heck. Normal as ever*
Kouga: You deserved it through and through!
Inuyasha: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: *walks into the room* OH MY! GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!!!! CONTROL YOURSELVES!!
Inuyasha: Not in your life time, old man!!
Kouga: *slashes Inuyasha across the chest*
Inuyasha: Gah!
Kouga: Heh heh!
Director: Good greif! Where's the aspirin when you need it!
Kagome: *steps backstage* Am I in the next scene?
Director: Thank God you're here! *grabs her by the wrist* Get those two to stop fighting!!
Kagome: ........
Inuyasha: Kagome! *jumps to her*
Kouga: I saw her first!
*The guys start fighting again*
Director: Good gracious. I need to lie down...
Kagome: Calm down, Inuyasha!
*they automaticcaly calm down*
Director: Thank you!
Kagome: This is bad. Inuyasha's gonna' be in the next scene.
Inyasha: *points at Kouga* Ha ha!
Kouga: Yeah, well you're not gonna' be in the same scene as Kagome!
Inuyasha: *shut's up*
Kouga: Tsssss! Stupid Dog-Turd..
Director: Oh my.....
*an hour later*
Sesshomaru: *sees Inuyasha* So, I guess Kouga finally let you out, eh?
Inuyasha: Shut up.....
Sesshomaru: Pitiful. My own little brother taken down by his romantic rival.
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Sesshomaru: Well, what can you expect from a hanyou. *sigh*
Inuyasha: *walks away muttering*
Director: All right! For this next song, We'll need Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kikyo, Inuyasha, Sango,
Kaede, etc.
Everyone: *looks at him*
Director: What?
Sango: Can't we take a break? We've been working on this stupid play all day!
Director: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS NOT STUPID!!!!
Sango: Sheesh! Sorry!
Director: Anyway, Sesshomaru! Naraku! You'll be the next star of this song!
Naraku: Cool
Sesshomaru: Whatever...
*music starts to play*
Naraku: Mystery! At the Garner Night!
It says Mystery! Of Sopranos flight!
Mystified! About the Set they say,
We are mystified, to suspect our play
have new thoughts of promising,
first, Carlotta, now Christine.
Still, at least the seats get sold...
Cause it's worth its weight in gold!
(I know I screwed those lyrics up. PLEASE send corrections in review form!!)
*skip a few lines*
Sesshomaru: Damn! Navol *yuck* Where they all walk out!
This is damn, navol!
Naraku: Adre, please don't shout
It's publicity, and the take is fast,
Free publictiy!
Sesshomaru: But we have no cast..
Naraku: But, Adre have you seen the cue
Oh! It seems you've got one too...
Sesshomaru: Dear Adre, what a charming galla,
Christine enjoyed a great success.
We were hardly barrefed when Carlotta left!
Otherwise, the chorus was entrancing, but the dancing was alinement ti the rest.
Dear (I honestly don't know his name....I really should do some more research on this stuff...)
Just a quick reminder, my salary has not been payed.
Send a gure of the ghost, by return of host...
PTO, No one likes a deathist so it's better if my orders are obeyed! (i know, i know...)
Both: Who would have the goll to send this...
Someone with a pure irane!
Naraku: He's said post.. Signed OG...
Sesshomaru: Who the hell is he?
Both: Opera Ghost!
Naraku: I'ts really not amusing
Sesshomaru: He's abusing our position
Naraku: In addition, we must hurry
Sesshomaru: It's a funny sort of ....
(I forget to much...)
Inuyasha: Where is she!!!
Naraku: You mean Carlotta?
Inuyasha: I mean Miss Daae, Where is she!
Naraku: Well, how should we know?
Inuyasha: I want an answer, I take it that you sent me this note...
Sesshomaru: What is this nonsense...
Naraku: Of course not!
Sesshomaru: Don't look at us...
Inuyasha: She's not with you then?
Naraku: Of course not!
*skip a few more lines.... (this is at an impossible time of night, kay?)
Inuyasha: Isn't this the letter you wrote?
Sesshomaru: And what is it that one meant to have wrote......written....
Naraku: Do not fear for Miss Daae. The Angel of Music has her under his wing.
Make no attempt to see her again...
Inuyasha: If you didn't write it, who did?
Kikyo: Where is he?
Naraku: What is it now?
Kikyo: I have your letter... A letter which I rather resent..
And did you send it?
Naraku: Of course not!
Kikyo: You didn't send it?
Sesshomaru: Of course not!
What's going on?
Kikyo: You dare to tell me...That this is not the letter you sent?
Naraku: And what is it that I meant to have sent?
Sesshomaru: Your days at the Opera popular are numbered..
Christine Daae will be singing on your behalf tonight.
Be prepared for a great misfortune...should you attempt to take her place...
Sesshomaru and Naraku: Far to many notes for my taste...
And most of them about Christine!
All we've heard, since we came, was Miss Daae's name!!
Kaede: Miss Daae has returned.
In that case, I think our meeting is ajourned...
Where percisley is she now?
Kaede: I thought it best that she went home..
Sango: She needed rest.
Inuyasha:May I see her?
Kaede: No sir, she will see no one.
Will she sing? Will she siiiinngg?
Kaede: Here, I have a note.
Let me see it!
Kouga: Please! *pause*
Gentlemen. I have now sent you notes of the most amiable nature,
Detailing how My theatre is to be run.
You have not followed my instructions!
I shall give you one....last....chance....
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Okay, I'm tired now. I know that was kinda' boring, so here's a little something I made up for
all you Kikyo haters out there. Kikyo fans, I'm sorry. But I can't stand her...
*to the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down*
Throw Kikyo in the acid mist....
Acid mist....
Acid mist....
Throw Kikyo in the acid mist
My fair lady.
We all laugh as her face burns off...
Face burns off..
Face burns off...
We all laugh as her face burns off..
My fair lady.
Then Inuyasha kicks her in the face...
Kicks her in the face...
Kicks her in the face...
Then Inuyasha kicks her in the face...
My fair lady!
I love this song sooooo much! ^_^
my DOA fic! I really want you to. But, only if you've played Dead or Alive 3. IT's called,
The Day Before the Tournament. I really want someone to read it!!! Please!! Anyway, here's
my next chapter. I do not own any Inuyasha, or Phantom of the Opera charecters. *tears*
(by the way, I know for a fact that there will be lyric mistakes. Please correct me)
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Cast list
The Phantom: Kouga
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Roul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
The Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Yura, Ayame, and Mrs.
Higurashi
(Anybody you think would make a decent Piangi? I need your opinion! Maybe Shippo or Kohaku?)
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*You see Inuyasha and Kouga, back stage, fighting. Kouga's dodgin' the Tetsusaiga, as usual, and
Inuyasha's given him heck. Normal as ever*
Kouga: You deserved it through and through!
Inuyasha: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: *walks into the room* OH MY! GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!!!! CONTROL YOURSELVES!!
Inuyasha: Not in your life time, old man!!
Kouga: *slashes Inuyasha across the chest*
Inuyasha: Gah!
Kouga: Heh heh!
Director: Good greif! Where's the aspirin when you need it!
Kagome: *steps backstage* Am I in the next scene?
Director: Thank God you're here! *grabs her by the wrist* Get those two to stop fighting!!
Kagome: ........
Inuyasha: Kagome! *jumps to her*
Kouga: I saw her first!
*The guys start fighting again*
Director: Good gracious. I need to lie down...
Kagome: Calm down, Inuyasha!
*they automaticcaly calm down*
Director: Thank you!
Kagome: This is bad. Inuyasha's gonna' be in the next scene.
Inyasha: *points at Kouga* Ha ha!
Kouga: Yeah, well you're not gonna' be in the same scene as Kagome!
Inuyasha: *shut's up*
Kouga: Tsssss! Stupid Dog-Turd..
Director: Oh my.....
*an hour later*
Sesshomaru: *sees Inuyasha* So, I guess Kouga finally let you out, eh?
Inuyasha: Shut up.....
Sesshomaru: Pitiful. My own little brother taken down by his romantic rival.
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Sesshomaru: Well, what can you expect from a hanyou. *sigh*
Inuyasha: *walks away muttering*
Director: All right! For this next song, We'll need Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kikyo, Inuyasha, Sango,
Kaede, etc.
Everyone: *looks at him*
Director: What?
Sango: Can't we take a break? We've been working on this stupid play all day!
Director: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS NOT STUPID!!!!
Sango: Sheesh! Sorry!
Director: Anyway, Sesshomaru! Naraku! You'll be the next star of this song!
Naraku: Cool
Sesshomaru: Whatever...
*music starts to play*
Naraku: Mystery! At the Garner Night!
It says Mystery! Of Sopranos flight!
Mystified! About the Set they say,
We are mystified, to suspect our play
have new thoughts of promising,
first, Carlotta, now Christine.
Still, at least the seats get sold...
Cause it's worth its weight in gold!
(I know I screwed those lyrics up. PLEASE send corrections in review form!!)
*skip a few lines*
Sesshomaru: Damn! Navol *yuck* Where they all walk out!
This is damn, navol!
Naraku: Adre, please don't shout
It's publicity, and the take is fast,
Free publictiy!
Sesshomaru: But we have no cast..
Naraku: But, Adre have you seen the cue
Oh! It seems you've got one too...
Sesshomaru: Dear Adre, what a charming galla,
Christine enjoyed a great success.
We were hardly barrefed when Carlotta left!
Otherwise, the chorus was entrancing, but the dancing was alinement ti the rest.
Dear (I honestly don't know his name....I really should do some more research on this stuff...)
Just a quick reminder, my salary has not been payed.
Send a gure of the ghost, by return of host...
PTO, No one likes a deathist so it's better if my orders are obeyed! (i know, i know...)
Both: Who would have the goll to send this...
Someone with a pure irane!
Naraku: He's said post.. Signed OG...
Sesshomaru: Who the hell is he?
Both: Opera Ghost!
Naraku: I'ts really not amusing
Sesshomaru: He's abusing our position
Naraku: In addition, we must hurry
Sesshomaru: It's a funny sort of ....
(I forget to much...)
Inuyasha: Where is she!!!
Naraku: You mean Carlotta?
Inuyasha: I mean Miss Daae, Where is she!
Naraku: Well, how should we know?
Inuyasha: I want an answer, I take it that you sent me this note...
Sesshomaru: What is this nonsense...
Naraku: Of course not!
Sesshomaru: Don't look at us...
Inuyasha: She's not with you then?
Naraku: Of course not!
*skip a few more lines.... (this is at an impossible time of night, kay?)
Inuyasha: Isn't this the letter you wrote?
Sesshomaru: And what is it that one meant to have wrote......written....
Naraku: Do not fear for Miss Daae. The Angel of Music has her under his wing.
Make no attempt to see her again...
Inuyasha: If you didn't write it, who did?
Kikyo: Where is he?
Naraku: What is it now?
Kikyo: I have your letter... A letter which I rather resent..
And did you send it?
Naraku: Of course not!
Kikyo: You didn't send it?
Sesshomaru: Of course not!
What's going on?
Kikyo: You dare to tell me...That this is not the letter you sent?
Naraku: And what is it that I meant to have sent?
Sesshomaru: Your days at the Opera popular are numbered..
Christine Daae will be singing on your behalf tonight.
Be prepared for a great misfortune...should you attempt to take her place...
Sesshomaru and Naraku: Far to many notes for my taste...
And most of them about Christine!
All we've heard, since we came, was Miss Daae's name!!
Kaede: Miss Daae has returned.
In that case, I think our meeting is ajourned...
Where percisley is she now?
Kaede: I thought it best that she went home..
Sango: She needed rest.
Inuyasha:May I see her?
Kaede: No sir, she will see no one.
Will she sing? Will she siiiinngg?
Kaede: Here, I have a note.
Let me see it!
Kouga: Please! *pause*
Gentlemen. I have now sent you notes of the most amiable nature,
Detailing how My theatre is to be run.
You have not followed my instructions!
I shall give you one....last....chance....
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Okay, I'm tired now. I know that was kinda' boring, so here's a little something I made up for
all you Kikyo haters out there. Kikyo fans, I'm sorry. But I can't stand her...
*to the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down*
Throw Kikyo in the acid mist....
Acid mist....
Acid mist....
Throw Kikyo in the acid mist
My fair lady.
We all laugh as her face burns off...
Face burns off..
Face burns off...
We all laugh as her face burns off..
My fair lady.
Then Inuyasha kicks her in the face...
Kicks her in the face...
Kicks her in the face...
Then Inuyasha kicks her in the face...
My fair lady!
I love this song sooooo much! ^_^