Disclaimer: I don´t own the Matrix!
@BloodyVixen: Well, they have to stay in the Matrix for a little longer which will be explained in chapter 7, just wait and see. And Trinity wouldn´t leave her child hood friend behind, would she? ;-)
And now for all those who wondered what Trinity and Neo were doing behind their doors…enjoy!!
**
In the corridor.
Felice knocked at Neo´s and Trinity's door but there was no response. However, as they passed their common bathroom, they heard water splashing and voices laughing. Felice raised her hand to knock, but then..
"Neo, don't…" Trinity squealed.
"Oh yes, yes, yes!"
"Bad Neo, bad Neo stop it!"
"But you want it too, don't you? Say that you want me to do it!"
"Neo pleeeaase!!" Trinity moaned.
"Say it!" Neo insisted.
"Damn it Neo, I don't like it when you get this dominant!"
"Just…say…it!!" Neo breathed harsh.
Felice slowly let her hand sink.
One and Two gaped opene mouthed.
"Well, I think it's better not to disturb them right now, isn't it?" Felice asked.
"Certainly. There are things we don't-" Two started.
"want to know and don't want-" One continued.
"to see!!" finished Two.
"Let's see what Morpheus and Niobe are up to!" Felice said.
**
In the bathroom.
"Neo, that's enough! Now give me back my lady shaver!!"
"But you promised me that I could shave your legs!" Neo whined.
"Damn it! You already shaved my armpits, Neo it's not natural for a man to have such desires. Now give it back!"
**
In front of Morpheus and Niobes door.
"Shall I?" Felice asked.
She raised her hand but stopped midway. Exited voices could be heard from the inside.
"Oh Morpheus, that's truly…impressive!!" Niobe said out of breath.
"Really? Don't you think that it's probably a bit too puny?"
"Oh no! Just like in old times. I think it's got even….bigger then in those days!!"
"Well, if I'm looking at it now…you could be right!" Morpheus said proudly.
"I've never seen such a big one!!"
"Do you want to touch it?"
"Oh may I?
"Of course, it's especially for you my dear!"
"Wow, it's so hard and uncompromising!"
"Well, I used something special to-
Felice wasn't able to hear more because One and Two dragged her away, faces horror-stricken.
"Eeeww, I think I'm going to need at least two really stiff drinks to wash that mental image out of my brain!" Felice sighed.
"Oh yes, we too!"
**
"I used a new sort of glue, as you can see."
Niobe eyed the tower Morpheus had built out of matchsticks respectfully. A true to scale replica of Big Ben.
"Impressive, really. I didn't know that you kept this old hobby of yours up all the time!"
**
Some time later they returned to their rooms, each one carrying a cardboard box full of various alcoholic drinks and pretzel sticks.
They dropped all of it on the king sized bed and started drinking while watching cartoons on TV.
For a few seconds Felice pondered the idea to challenge them to a drinking contest, but then rejected it. The last time she got drunk in a twin's company she had ended up married. She didn't want to know what possibly could happen when both of them were around.
But she urgently needed an idea to hold One in check!
The twin in question had stopped to pester her as they went down to buy drinks, but a few minutes ago he had started to approach her again. His arm now lay around her shoulders. Well, she could live with that but now he started to tickle her neck..
She tried not to relax too much, but that bastard seemed to know all too well where her neck was strained. Almost as good as if he would feel it himself..
And if she wanted to avoid physical contact to him during the night she had to cuddle with Two. But now that she had come to the conclusion for herself that she could trust Two to a certain degree without further apprehensions, she felt a lot better in his company. He wouldn't slit her throat during her sleep.
Speaking of Two, her husband had been awfully quiet the whole day long…
She glanced at him. Sipping a bottle vodka lemon, he looked tired. Or didn't she just imagine that?
She looked again.
He looked perfectly normal to the eye.
But she could feel that he was tired!
And his tiredness seemed to transmit to her. Her eyes started to hurt again.
Strange…
She nudged him lightly.
"Are you okay?"
"Hmm? Why do you ask?" Two said irritated.
"You look tired. You feel tired don't you?"
One stopped tickling and looked at his twin.
"She's right. You need to rest."
"Are you now starting to team up against me?" growled Two, but he seemed to be amused.
Felice furrowed her brow and crawled onto his lap. Then she laid her hand onto his forehead.
She removed his sunglasses and looked into his eyes.
A short glance to her side showed her that One had gotten serious for a change.
"Well?"
"Well, you don't have fever and your pupils aren't dilated either."
Both relaxed.
"But you have a headache, your back is strained and your stomach doesn't agree with the tuna you had for dinner."
Two just looked at her.
"How did you know that? I didn't tell you!"
"You didn't even tell me!" One agreed.
They looked at her curiously.
Felice shrugged.
"No idea, I just…knew."
"And what do you suggest?"
Felice didn't answer. Instead she started massaging Two's temples. Two sighed and let himself sink back into his pillows. After a few minutes she could feel his headache fade. One just watched silently.
"You know, if you would turn on your stomach I could treat your back too." Invited Felice.
**
The next morning.
"Was it just my imagination, or did I hear strange noises come out of the wedding suite last night?" Trinity asked, as they were on their way to fetch Felice and the Twins for breakfast.
"If you mean that groaning and moaning and that squeaking of their bed, that was certainly not an imagination or a dream. I heard it too." Neo grinned.
"I wouldn't have thought that they would get intimate this fast!" Trinity sounded a bit offended.
Neo sighed.
"We already had this discussion, darling. As soon as Felice complains about them, we won't let the three of them sleep together in one room any more. And I personally volunteer to watch over Two's behaviour all night long."
"I know, I know…"
"And you said yourself that she's at least interested in Two. If she wants to let it out you have no right to forbid it; Felice is a grown up woman. She has the right to decide for herself."
"I know, but I swear, if they have only as much as bend one hair of her I'm going to castrate them! And I'm doing it with their own razor blades!!"
They reached the suite and Trinity raised her hand to knock.
But then they heard voices from inside.
"Oh One not that fast, be gentle!" groaned Felice.
"I'm always gentle!"
"Ouch, that hurt! Take it out of me!"
"I knew you couldn't do it right! Let me handle this!" that was Two's voice.
"What? Do you think you're better than me?"
"No, but I am her husband!"
"Oh I'm sorry, did I interfere with your matrimonial duties?" One asked ironically.
The bed squeaked.
"Just a second, dear!"
"Aaahhh.."
"Stop squirming. One, can't you hold her tight?"
"No problem!"
More bed squeaking.
"I'm almost done, cherie!"
"Oh yessss. That feels a lot better!!" Felice moaned "let me have a look at it!"
"Woooww, that's a big one!"
"Yes, isn't it?" asked Two.
One snickered.
"I guess you never had such a big one before, right?"
"You can bet on that. No wonder it hurt that much!" Felice said.
Suddenly a loud "Hyyaahh!" could be heard and then Trinity kicked the door open.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" she screamed.
The trio innocently sat on their bed, cardboard boxes full of empty bottles scattered around them. Two was bending over Felices hand. All three looked at Trinity in uttermost surprise.
"I had a splinter in my hand." Felice finally said.
"And Two removed It." completed One, who held Felices arm in a tight grip.
"Yeah, nasty cardboard boxes!" Two had a smug grin on his face.
"Oh" was all Trinity could say to that.
"Gods Trinity, what did you think we were doing??" Felice asked.
One and Two smirked.
Trinity blushed a deep red.
"Never mind, see you at breakfast. Don't be late." With that she turned on her heel and fled the room. Neo just apologetically shrugged and followed her, quietly giggling.
**
Later, on the road again.
Mental diary of Felice:
What a day!
Trinity still too embarrassed about that splinter-incident this morning to have a decent conversation.
Niobe inquired me about strange noises out of our room during last night.
Refused to explain the cunnings of being able to at the same time a) give Two a full-body massage and b) chain One to the bedstead to teach him manners.
Unfortunately forgot to gag him, therefore the strange noises as he remembered that he wasn't able to phase.
Sometimes, SM-equipment really comes in handy.
Resisted the temptation to ask about strange noises out of their room, Niobe extremely moody today.
Okay, Niobe always moody.
Today very hot.
Changed leather pants and corset for silver-grey spandex ultra minidress and high heeled sandals with straps.
Got compliment from One. ("Whohooo!")
Got compliment from Two. ("That's my wife stop drooling at her!" to a trucker)
Got compliment from Neo. ("At least I know my money is well invested!")
Got even compliment from Morpheus. ("These colours really suit you!")
Got nearly stared to death from Niobe.
Therefore decided to snuggle up close to Two for own safety.
One's sulking cause Morpheus forbid him to stay in our car, again.
Uncomfortable silence in car cause Trinity still embarrassed and Niobe still angry.
Therefore no singing today.
Two doesn't seem to mind.
One broke his sunglasses during sudden braking action.
Stopped at next gas station to buy some new.
Discovered, that they had only such for ladies with rhinestones and sequins on them.
Had lunch while One squirmed over difficult choice.
At last he decided for round ones with Leo printed frame.
Poor twin looked so pathetic that I decided to cheer him up a bit.
Asked Two about his favourite ice cream.
Then bought whole canister of mint-and-chocolate flavoured soft ice and three spoons.
Fed spoon after spoon into One till Two got extremely jealous.
Who would have thought?
At least One's now happy again.
Were forced to stop at shopping mall, cause Trinity allegedly run out of tampons.
Saw out of corner of my eye Neo hiding his wallet and credit cards.
Wanted to accompany Trinity, but Twins discovered arms shop in basement.
Was voted down and forced to go watching 152 different sorts of razor blades and snap blades.
Think I'm an expert now.
Two bought one with a silver hilt and my initials engraved in it for me.
Cool.
Now everything I still need is a grey coat…
Mental Diary of Niobe:
What a day!
Found Morpheus staring at Felices décolleté for seconds!
Got snippy answer from her as I just kindly asked about strange noises out of their room last night.
Well, should probably feel sorry for her, at least I wasn't forced to spend night with that pervert One in same room, even same bed!
Was not allowed to drive in same car as Morpheus, again.
Start to believe he's avoiding me.
Trinity awfully quiet today.
Therefore used time to ponder about various methods to win Morpheus devotion.
Maybe I should buy spandex ultra minidress too.
Had time to confer with Trinity at gas station cause dumb ass One broke his sunglasses and needed new ones.
Used opportunity to tease him a bit (revenge for mirror-jokes, hah!)
Trinity arranged stop at shopping mall for me.
Bought leather mini dress in deep red.
Then visited dessous boutique to buy something really shocking and seducing.
Went with hot red underwear in hand towards cashier's desk and stumbled right into One looking through a shelf with women's panties.
Very embarrassing situation.
Decided in mutual agreement to never ever mention that incident to anyone.
Luckily just few to more hours till Barney's country residence….
**
"Ouch!"
"You're holding it wrong! More out of the wrist, try again!"
*Snap click*
"Ouch! Trin, do we have a first aid kit in here?" Felice asked.
"Don't you dare to bleed on my backseats!" Trinity scolded grinning.
Since half an hour Two tried to teach Felice how to use a razorblade and during this time she only succeeded in cutting herself about three or four times.
Two just shook his head in disbelief.
"Here, use this." Niobe said and handed her a box of sticking plasters.
Felice patched up her bleeding fingers and sighed.
"Come on, try again. Just look at me!" Two said and demonstrated with his own blade.
"Oh Two, I just don't get it! Why do you even bother teaching me?" Felice sulked.
"Because I want you to be able to defend yourself. Now try again!" Two insisted.
*snap fling*
"FELICE!!" Trinity and Niobe thundered.
"I'm sorry imsorryimsorryimsorry…" Felice giggled.
She accidentally had let gone off the blade which flung and drilled itself right into the dashboard.
"Okay Two, that's enough! Stop it or do you want us all get killed? You can train at Barney´s but not inside my car!" Trinity sternly said.
"Nice throw, my dear!" Two just smirked and put his own razorblade back into his vest.
**
At the chateau.
"Now Mr Miller, do you have news for me?" the Merovingian asked.
The small employee nervously adjusted his tie.
"Kim and Yun found the hotel were they were staying but unfortunately they already were gone."
"And now?" the Merovingian raised an eyebrow while his wife Persephone silently snickered.
"They are moving but Kim and Yun are on their track."
"Well, and what about their code?"
"It's still changing. It looks like it is installing a third component to the program."
"A third component? What could that be?" the Merovingian asked suspicious.
"But cherie, don't you remember Yun´s first report? About that supposed marriage of one of them?" Persephone asked teasingly.
"That's impossible, Madame. They've never shown any serious interests in women. A few liaisons here and there, but marriage..non, impossible!"
"And even if, how could it possibly affect their code? The woman is not a program, as much as I'm informed."
"Are you sure, mon amour?"
The Merovingian sighed.
"Tell the two that I want that woman too!"
"As you wish!"
**
Will Felice ever learn how to use a snap blade without cutting herself to death?
What has One done in the dessous boutique?
Why did no one ever know about Morpheus strange hobbies?
Did Felice really have a splinter in her hand?
Will the lady shaver of doom turn up again?
And will One have to wear his Leo printed sunglasses for the rest of the story??
Just you wait for chapter seven!!