Well apparently you guys forgot about me and my story *fake sobs* But I'll get over it!

You guys had better of read my last chapter! I will really do that, but only if I get some

more reviews for encouragement ***^_^*** So sorry that these chjapters are taking so long to

update. It's not as easy as it looks. Actually.... I'm just really lazy. Sorry. Well.. Here

we go!

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I do not own any IY characters, or TPOTO characters. How sad. Oh well, here it is!!

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Cast list:

The Phantom: Kouga ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi

Raoul: InuYasha

Carlotta: Kikyo

Meg Giri: Sango

Madame Giri: Kaede

Joseph Buquet: Miroku

The Stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku

The Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Ayame, Tsuyu, Sango, and Mrs.

Higurashi

(I'm still open for suggestions on Piangi)

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Scene eight

( I have no idea as to what will happen)

All of the acters are sitting there staring at Jakotsu. They have Inuyasha tied to a chair,

and Jakotsu can't take his eyes off of him. Inuyasha is screaming for mercy, but to no avail.

Inuyasha: Get this f***ing freak away from me!!!!!

Jakotsu: You sound so cute when your POd!

( sorry.. I can no longer write actual bad words, on count of I'm only thirteen, and I'd be big

time grounded if my mom found out about me swearing in stories...)

Director: *walks into the room* What the.... What's going on??!!

Sesshomaru: We're trying to get Inuyasha to tell us where he hid all of the snacks.

Inuyasha: I DON'T HAVE THEM SO LET ME GO BEFORE THIS THING CROSSES THE LINE!!

Jakotsu: Its' so funny that you call me a thing, my adorable little puppy boy!!

Inuyasha: I AM NOT YOUR PUPPY BOY!!

Director: People! Could you quit it! We have guests today!!

Saio: Guests?

Director! Yes! Auditioners for new parts, and understudies!

Sango: You never told us about understudies...

Director: Yes I did! I told you about them hundreds of times!

Naraku: Oh yeah.... huh.....

Inuyasha: HELLO?? DID YOU PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT ME??!!

Everyone: *chooses to ignore him*

Nazuna: Who are going to be our understudies?

Director: I'm not sure yet... But they're coming to audition today.

Shiori: When?

Director: They've already started coming. Look at Jakotsu over-

*You could hear Inuyasha screaming loud screams of terror*

Inuyasha: GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFFF!!!!

*You could see Jakotsu glomped around his waste*

Jakotsu: You know I couldn't have stayed away for long! You're total KAWAII!!

Inuyasha: I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!

Director: Would it be safe to untie him now?

Ayame: Not until he forks over the snacks!!

Director: What snacks?

Inuyasha: FOR THE LAST TIME!! I DIDN'T TAKE ANY SNACKS!!

*Hidden in the bushes behind the studio, there are two girls pigging out on snacks*

Girl 1: Hey! For TV stars.. they sure have good taste!

Girl 2: You bet Sappie!

Girl 1: Don't call me Sapphie!

Girl 2: Ep! Sorry Sapphire_Dream!

Sapphire_Dream: thank you, Kim.

Kim Ai-Chan: You're welcome.

*back on stage*

Tsuyu: If you didn't take the snacks, then who did?

Inuyasha: I DON'T KNOW! I'M NOT THE CRIMINAL MASTERMIND HERE! THEY ARE!

*points to Sesshomaru and Naraku*

Sesshomaru: No we're not.

Naraku: not whithin the last five minutes anyway.

*You hear a loud knock on the door*

*the director opens the door*

Director! Oh! You're here!

*standing there is Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Renkotsu, Mukotsu, Ginkotsu, and Kyoukotsu*

Jakotsu: YIPPPEE! YOU GUYS MADE IT!!

Bankotsu: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Renkotsu: We must 'ov had to sink pretty low for this.

Kagome: I thought you were all dead.....

Miroku: How'd you guys get resurrected?

Bankotsu: From those two creepy fan-girls hiding in those bushes, pigging out on snacks.

Kim Ai-Chan and Sapphire_Dream: Yipe! *run out of the bushes in the blink of an eye*

Everyone: O_o

Kagura: Oooookkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Mukotsu: Where are the snacks?

Everyone: *looks at Inuyasha (who's still tied to the chair) with death glares*

Inuyasha: I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Director: What snacks?! No one informed me of any snacks! What are you all talking about!!

Inuyasha: Give me a break!

Jakotsu: *sneaks over to him* I'll let you out if you give me a kiss.

Inuyasha: H*** no! I'm not touching you!

Jakotsu: You're so hot when your stubborn! *sighs*

Inuyasha: I've been torchured enough! Let me out!

Kagome: Fine!

*she unties him*

Everyone: *stares at Kagome in shock*

Rin: You're not supposed to let him go!

Sango: Now we'll never get the snacks!

*everyone starts whining*

Director: You people get me sick.

Kouga: *stares out curiously* Will anyone else come back from the dead?

*everyone stares out with mistified expressions*

Bankotsu: Of course! People are always brought back from the dead on this show!

Kagome: *stares at him in shock* You don't think they will... do you?

Renkotsu: You'd better believe it! Why else do you think we're here?

*a chill runs down everyone's spine*

Kagome: *shudders* That's creepy!

Sango: Tell me about it!

*a loud crash is heard in the backround*

The girls scream.

Director: What was that?!

Everyone looks around in fright.

Kouga: Don't worry! It's only thunder!

*all the girls settle down*

Inuyasha: Doesn't that seem like a bit of a coincidence.....

*back outside*

Sapphire_ Dream: that was close!

Kim Ai-Chan: I know, huh!

Sapphire_Dream: We had better hurry!

Kim Ai-Chan: We gotta get the others.

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Yahoo! I actually completed another chapter! ALL RIGHT! This story will continue. I will try to

update more frequently. Okay? Good ^_^