Hee hee! I have returned! I decided: More Chappies = More reviews! (It doesn't take an idiot to
figure that out...... I'm just brain dead) I suppose you're all wondering how odd I must be to
write this..... That's pretty dang odd. For those of you who don't know.... this fic contains
spoilers. Well....... Here we go!
AN: Don't you think that 'Objection' by Shakira seems so much like Kagome singing about IY
and the evil whore Kikyo???? *shrugs*
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I do not own any IY characters, or TPOTO characters, though I wish I did. I wish I could think
like Gaston Leroux, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Rumiko Takahashi. But sadly I am just some mindless
hill-billy living in the middle of the Mojave Desert. *sigh*
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Cast List:
The Phantom: KOUGA-KUN!!!!!!!!! (he's my obsession)
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo (are people are actually her fans??!!?)
The Stage Managers: Naraku and Sesshomaru
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
the Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Ayame, and Mrs.
Higurashi
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Scene 10:
(Mind draws up a blank)
Director: People! PEOPLE!!! This break was only supposed to be ten minutes! Starting from the
top!
*moans and groans*
Director: Wait! We must first have our new comers audition for roles and understudies!
Kagome: This..... I can't wait to see!
*out of nowhere, Yura of the Hair appears*
Yura: Am I late?
Miroku, Hiten, Manten, Naraku, Bankotsu, Renkotsu, Mukotsu, Suikotsu, Ginkotsu, and Kyoukotsu:
*stare at her in aw*
Yura: What?
Miroku: D***! She's fine!
Jakotsu: *mumbles* What does she have that I don't?
Everyone: *stare*
Sesshomaru: Ew
Yura: I came to audition for the understudy of Christine
Jakotsu: *stands up in rage* NO YOU'RE NOT! I AM! NO ONE CAN TAKE MY INUYASHA AWAY FROM ME!!!
Kagome: That's just wrong......
Yura: *equally as angry* OH YEAH??! WANNA BET, FRUIT CAKE??!
Jakotsu: You're d*** right I'm a fruit cake! You can't touch Inuyasha!
Yura: You're just jealous that you don't look even half as good as I do!
Sango: *stares* I thought you already had a part as a ballet girl?
Kagura: Yeah..... that's right! Then you just disapeared some how!
Yura: The director and I had a little talk..... I just merely quit being a ballet girl.
Sesshomaru: For what reason?
Yura: A good one!
*flash back*
Yura: *yelling at the director* WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET MY OWN MAKEUP ARTIST??! HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO GO ON STAGE WITHOUT MY DESIGNER EYE-SHADES????!!!!
Director: Uhhhhhh........
*Yura leaves poutting out of the room, and didn't return*
*back to normal*
Saio: that's supposed to be a good reason?
Yura: Of course!
Tsuyu: then why did you come back?
Yura: I found out that Christine gets all the make up she needs.
Ayame: Sooooooo.......
Yura: AND A SPARE BATHROOM!!!!
Everyone: *looks at Kagome in awe*
Kagome: Uhhhhhh......
Tsuyu: HOW COME WE DON'T GET SPARE BATHROOMS????!!!!!!?
Nazuna: THAT IS SO NOT COOL!
Miroku: there are only two bathrooms! You get your own??!
Kagome: Well..... I........ Uhhhhh........
Director: Please people! Calm down!
Yura: Why? So you could let Kagome have a trailer while you're at it?
Kagome: I had one of those since last week.
Director: *face fault* You're not supposed to say that...
Kagura: THIS IS INJUSTICE! THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THIS IS IRRATIONAL!
Kanna: You go girl!
Shiori: Let's rebel!
Saio: Yeah!
Sango: Calm down people! She gets a few extra things.... is that so bad?
Tsuyu: Yes
Sango: Aren't you all happy with the gift baskets in the morning?
Nazuna: What gift baskets?
Sango: Opps
Rin: That's it
*Rin goes up to Sango, and rips her hiraikotsu off her back*
Sango: Hey!
Kagome: What did you do that for?
Rin: Since when do you care? I never have anything to protect me. She gets a gift basket, I get
a gigantic boomerang!
Sango: That is no fare! How am I supposed to protect myself now??!!!
Shiori: You have that sword at your hip that you never use.
Sango: Oh yeah... huh...
Naraku: this is ridiculous.
Miroku: *steps up behind Yura*
Yura: *jolts* HOUSHI HENTAI!!!!!!!!!! *slaps him across the face*
Sango: Miroku........
Hiten: this is getting to weird..... Can we start the auditions now?
Director: Uhhh..... okay
Kikyo: Who's gonna be Piangi?
Director: We have no one casted as him yet? *flips through script*
Shippo: Can I get the part?
Director: *looks at Manten* You can have the part!
Manten: What?
Kikyo: *outraged* WHAT??????!!!!!
Director: You heard me. He'll play the part.
Kikyo: *screams and runs off the set*
Kouga: This will take a while.....
Director: Uhhhh..... *sweat drop* Okay.....
Yura: I'll audition for Christine! It would'nt hurt to to hang around the precious little doggy!
Inuyasha: What?
Kagome: People have been saying 'What' alot lately....
Sango: Yeah... huh.... *grabs Hiraitkotsu from Rin*
Rin: Hey!
Sango: *sticks her toungue out*
Miroku: You look so sexy when you act so immature like that Sango
Sango: Can we get a restraining order over here?
Kagome: Sucks to be Kikyo, huh
Shiori: You bet!
Kagome and Shiori: *giggle*
Sesshomaru: *sweat drop* What pathetic excuse for women
Naraku: I know
Kim Ai-Chan: I know
Naraku and Sesshomaru: *stare*
Kim Ai-Chan: What?
Shippo: There goes that word again!
Sesshomaru: You're not in this anime.... what are you doing here?
Kim Ai-Chan: I am the writer of this fic! I can come and go as I please!
Naraku: ............
Sapphire_Dream: *pulls Kim Ai-Chan off the set* Baka!
Kim Ai-Chan: I can't help it if I have no brain!
AN: Which I swear I don't...... (I don't use it anyway) ^_^
Naraku and Sesshomaru: *stare*
Director: Naraku! Sesshomaru!
Naraku and Sesshomaru: What?
Director: There goes that word again! I oughtta make that a bad word!
Sesshmaru: Why?????
Director: *ignores him* New rules: If a girl says 'what', we'll get to send Miroku on her
The Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku: that is so cool, and yet so cruel!
Director: And if the guys say 'What', we get to sick Jakotsu on them
Jakotsu: Oh Goodie!
the Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: the end will consume us all!!
Inuyasha: Lord help us!
Yura: W*** the h*** is that supposed to mean??!!
Everyone: *stare*
Miroku: This is what I was put on this earth for! *chases Yura around*
Yura: WHY DID I HAVE TO SAY THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Ouch
Director: This oughtta make things more interesting.
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Bababababum! A new chapter completed! No what's wierd?? I have not a drop of oriental blood in
me, yet I speak Japanese in here, and listen to Japanese music at the same time. To make it
better, I do most of this while eating Chinese Chicken Salad.....I love this storY!!!!!!!
figure that out...... I'm just brain dead) I suppose you're all wondering how odd I must be to
write this..... That's pretty dang odd. For those of you who don't know.... this fic contains
spoilers. Well....... Here we go!
AN: Don't you think that 'Objection' by Shakira seems so much like Kagome singing about IY
and the evil whore Kikyo???? *shrugs*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do not own any IY characters, or TPOTO characters, though I wish I did. I wish I could think
like Gaston Leroux, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Rumiko Takahashi. But sadly I am just some mindless
hill-billy living in the middle of the Mojave Desert. *sigh*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cast List:
The Phantom: KOUGA-KUN!!!!!!!!! (he's my obsession)
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo (are people are actually her fans??!!?)
The Stage Managers: Naraku and Sesshomaru
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
the Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Ayame, and Mrs.
Higurashi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene 10:
(Mind draws up a blank)
Director: People! PEOPLE!!! This break was only supposed to be ten minutes! Starting from the
top!
*moans and groans*
Director: Wait! We must first have our new comers audition for roles and understudies!
Kagome: This..... I can't wait to see!
*out of nowhere, Yura of the Hair appears*
Yura: Am I late?
Miroku, Hiten, Manten, Naraku, Bankotsu, Renkotsu, Mukotsu, Suikotsu, Ginkotsu, and Kyoukotsu:
*stare at her in aw*
Yura: What?
Miroku: D***! She's fine!
Jakotsu: *mumbles* What does she have that I don't?
Everyone: *stare*
Sesshomaru: Ew
Yura: I came to audition for the understudy of Christine
Jakotsu: *stands up in rage* NO YOU'RE NOT! I AM! NO ONE CAN TAKE MY INUYASHA AWAY FROM ME!!!
Kagome: That's just wrong......
Yura: *equally as angry* OH YEAH??! WANNA BET, FRUIT CAKE??!
Jakotsu: You're d*** right I'm a fruit cake! You can't touch Inuyasha!
Yura: You're just jealous that you don't look even half as good as I do!
Sango: *stares* I thought you already had a part as a ballet girl?
Kagura: Yeah..... that's right! Then you just disapeared some how!
Yura: The director and I had a little talk..... I just merely quit being a ballet girl.
Sesshomaru: For what reason?
Yura: A good one!
*flash back*
Yura: *yelling at the director* WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET MY OWN MAKEUP ARTIST??! HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO GO ON STAGE WITHOUT MY DESIGNER EYE-SHADES????!!!!
Director: Uhhhhhh........
*Yura leaves poutting out of the room, and didn't return*
*back to normal*
Saio: that's supposed to be a good reason?
Yura: Of course!
Tsuyu: then why did you come back?
Yura: I found out that Christine gets all the make up she needs.
Ayame: Sooooooo.......
Yura: AND A SPARE BATHROOM!!!!
Everyone: *looks at Kagome in awe*
Kagome: Uhhhhhh......
Tsuyu: HOW COME WE DON'T GET SPARE BATHROOMS????!!!!!!?
Nazuna: THAT IS SO NOT COOL!
Miroku: there are only two bathrooms! You get your own??!
Kagome: Well..... I........ Uhhhhh........
Director: Please people! Calm down!
Yura: Why? So you could let Kagome have a trailer while you're at it?
Kagome: I had one of those since last week.
Director: *face fault* You're not supposed to say that...
Kagura: THIS IS INJUSTICE! THIS IS NOT RIGHT! THIS IS IRRATIONAL!
Kanna: You go girl!
Shiori: Let's rebel!
Saio: Yeah!
Sango: Calm down people! She gets a few extra things.... is that so bad?
Tsuyu: Yes
Sango: Aren't you all happy with the gift baskets in the morning?
Nazuna: What gift baskets?
Sango: Opps
Rin: That's it
*Rin goes up to Sango, and rips her hiraikotsu off her back*
Sango: Hey!
Kagome: What did you do that for?
Rin: Since when do you care? I never have anything to protect me. She gets a gift basket, I get
a gigantic boomerang!
Sango: That is no fare! How am I supposed to protect myself now??!!!
Shiori: You have that sword at your hip that you never use.
Sango: Oh yeah... huh...
Naraku: this is ridiculous.
Miroku: *steps up behind Yura*
Yura: *jolts* HOUSHI HENTAI!!!!!!!!!! *slaps him across the face*
Sango: Miroku........
Hiten: this is getting to weird..... Can we start the auditions now?
Director: Uhhh..... okay
Kikyo: Who's gonna be Piangi?
Director: We have no one casted as him yet? *flips through script*
Shippo: Can I get the part?
Director: *looks at Manten* You can have the part!
Manten: What?
Kikyo: *outraged* WHAT??????!!!!!
Director: You heard me. He'll play the part.
Kikyo: *screams and runs off the set*
Kouga: This will take a while.....
Director: Uhhhh..... *sweat drop* Okay.....
Yura: I'll audition for Christine! It would'nt hurt to to hang around the precious little doggy!
Inuyasha: What?
Kagome: People have been saying 'What' alot lately....
Sango: Yeah... huh.... *grabs Hiraitkotsu from Rin*
Rin: Hey!
Sango: *sticks her toungue out*
Miroku: You look so sexy when you act so immature like that Sango
Sango: Can we get a restraining order over here?
Kagome: Sucks to be Kikyo, huh
Shiori: You bet!
Kagome and Shiori: *giggle*
Sesshomaru: *sweat drop* What pathetic excuse for women
Naraku: I know
Kim Ai-Chan: I know
Naraku and Sesshomaru: *stare*
Kim Ai-Chan: What?
Shippo: There goes that word again!
Sesshomaru: You're not in this anime.... what are you doing here?
Kim Ai-Chan: I am the writer of this fic! I can come and go as I please!
Naraku: ............
Sapphire_Dream: *pulls Kim Ai-Chan off the set* Baka!
Kim Ai-Chan: I can't help it if I have no brain!
AN: Which I swear I don't...... (I don't use it anyway) ^_^
Naraku and Sesshomaru: *stare*
Director: Naraku! Sesshomaru!
Naraku and Sesshomaru: What?
Director: There goes that word again! I oughtta make that a bad word!
Sesshmaru: Why?????
Director: *ignores him* New rules: If a girl says 'what', we'll get to send Miroku on her
The Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku: that is so cool, and yet so cruel!
Director: And if the guys say 'What', we get to sick Jakotsu on them
Jakotsu: Oh Goodie!
the Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: the end will consume us all!!
Inuyasha: Lord help us!
Yura: W*** the h*** is that supposed to mean??!!
Everyone: *stare*
Miroku: This is what I was put on this earth for! *chases Yura around*
Yura: WHY DID I HAVE TO SAY THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Ouch
Director: This oughtta make things more interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bababababum! A new chapter completed! No what's wierd?? I have not a drop of oriental blood in
me, yet I speak Japanese in here, and listen to Japanese music at the same time. To make it
better, I do most of this while eating Chinese Chicken Salad.....I love this storY!!!!!!!