Hi HI there! I have been getting sooooo many reviews! I will update much more frequently now!
Thank you all! AN: For those of you who want me to add you to this story, please notify me in
review form. I am so happy! YOu will see much more of this fic! Okay: Back to being an idiot. I
discovered a main source as to why people go brain dead: Weird Teachers. Nothing will cause more
mental illness than that. Especially the one's that live here in the high desert.
(Just imagine: A female teacher who obsesses over Minnesota, and has a GIANT adam's apple)
It bobs as she talks. *shudders*
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I do not own any IY characters, or TPOTO characters. So please no sueing the little hill billy!
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Cast list:
The Phantom: Kouga
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Piangi: Manten *HA HA*
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
The stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku
The ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Ayame, and Mrs. Higurashi
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Scene, I mean: Audition one:
(We're doomed...)
The acters are now sitting in the audience, awaiting the crew to start the rehearsals for
the understudies, and new characters.
Director: Who do we have first?
*Bankotsu walks on stage staring at the script*
Director: Who are you auditioning for the understudy for?
Bankotsu: *scratches his head* I guess..... Raoul
Kouga and Inuyasha: *burst out lauging*
Inuyasha: Good luck!
Kouga: Hope you get the part!
*they break out laughing even more*
Director: *sweat drop* Uhhh.... okay! You can begin now!
Bankotsu: Any where! You go! Let me go too!!! Christine that's all I-
Inuyasha: You suck! Get off the stage!
Director: shut up!
Kouga: I'm not with him! *you see him at the other end of the theatre*
Director: Please begin again!
Bankotsu: Say you'll share with me one laugh! One life time! Say you'll-
Inuyasha: we need an exorcist here really quick! Some one is being taken over by a demon of
horrible talent!
Bankotsu: IF you interrupt me one more time... I'll-
Director: Stop! We have another plan for him *smirks evilly* Just wait
Bankotsu: *shrugs* Okay
Director: From the top!
Bankotsu: Christine! Christine! Chr-
Inuyasha: *imitating Simon from American Idol* Six words for you! You suck! Get off the stage!
Director: INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: W***??!!
Everyone: *freezes*
Inuyasha: W***??!!!!??
Director: Jakotsu.....
Jakotsu: Goodie! I've been waiting for him to say that!
Inuyasha: *getting agitated* W***!!!!!!
Jakotsu: Remember the 'what' agreement?
Inuyasha: H*** S***!!!!
Jakotsu: *chases the poor little hanyou around the stage*
Inuyasha: OH GOD NOOOO!!!!!!
Jakotsu: I love these new rules!!
Director: *points at Inuyasha* Now let's laugh at the guy who always laughs at us!!
Everyone except Kagome and Kikyo: *point at Inuyasha and laugh really hard*
Kagome: You guys are so cruel!
Kikyo: And I thought I was evil!
Kouga: All in good fun!
Sesshomaru: Revenge ain't never got so sweet!
Kagome: *eyes him suspiciously* Since when did you talk slang?
Souten: I know.... huh.....
Sesshmaru: *blushes and stands up really straight* *fakes a cough* AheM! I must not stoop to
Inuyasha's level!
Shiori: Psycho....
Next Audition:
(I decided to skip a few of Bankotsu's acting scenes, on counta it was no longer fun without
Inuyasha destroying them)
Director: Who's next?
Shippo: Can I try out for Piangi? Kikyo looks like she's suffering
Director: Errrrrr
*You see Kikyo in a corner, hugging her knees, and sucking her thumb with Manten standing
right next to her*
Manten: So.... Do you hang out here often?
Director: *sweat drop* Sure thing, Shippo! *laughs uneasily* Go ahead!
*Shippo auditioned.... nothing special*
Back stage
Sesshomaru: this is lame.
Renkotsu: I know, isn't it?
Sesshomaru: Then why are you auditioning?
Renkotsu: Who said I was auditioning for any parts?
Sesshomaru: Smart thinking
Renkotsu: Then why do you have a part?
Sesshomaru: *starts to look like he's going to pout* Cause a stupid kid outsmarted me in a con!
Renkotsu: If you call him stupid, how could he outsmart you?
Sesshomaru: .......
Renkotsu: *walks off laughing*
Miroku: *walks back stage with a happy grin, and takes a step towards Yura*
BABEEEEP!!! BABEEEEPPP!! BABEEEEEP!!! BABEEP!!!
Miroku: Woah! What?
Yura: *stands there with a nice big grin on her face*
Miroku: What are you so happy about?
Yura: *pulls out a document* It's official!
*The girls all stare at her*
Yura: I got a restraining order on Miroku.
*She smiles a wide grin that spreads across her face*
The Girls: *stand in awe*
Souten: Is that even possible?
Yura: Yup! See! Watch! What what what what what what what! He's not aloud to come near me!
*stands there triumphantly*
Director: *getting annoyed* So.... You can no longer have Miroku near you, huh?
Yura: *nods her head in triumph*
Director: But you still said the bad word.
Yura: Soooo......
Director: So you still need punishment.
Yura: How?
Director: *looks at all the girls* Listen up! IF you TRY to be smart, like Yura over here, then
instead of Miroku, we'll get to send Mukotsu on you!
Yura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: That's right!
AN: (it's sad, on counta Mukotsu is short, fat, and ugly, and resembles a foot ball, and is
obsessed over girls) ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Back to rehearsals
Director: Who's next?
Yura: *walks on stage* Me!
Director: And you are trying out for.....
Yura: Christine!
Director: Proceed
Yura: Think of meeeee! Think of me fondly, when we said GOODBYE!
Remember me! Every so often, promise me you'll TRYYYY!
On that day, that not so distant day, when you were far away,
and free....
If you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me!
Director: *talking to some weird guy who just appeared outta no where*
She is good. I think she will do very well for our next Christine!
Jakotsu: *hears this* *stomps on stage*
Think of MEEEEEEEE!! think of me FONDLY! When we said GOOOOODBYYYYEE!
Remember me, every so OFTEN! Promise me YOU'LL TRYYYYY!!
Everyone: *Stare on in terror*
Sesshomaru: For a guy..... He sings pretty good as a girl!
Yura: *pushes Jakotsu* THIS IS MY AUDITION! GET YOUR OWN!
Jakotsu: *still singing to the music* AND HOW COULD YOOOOOUUUU,
THINK THIS LITTLE DIRTY TRAMP, WOULD MAKE A GOOOOOOOD PART IN THIS PLAY!
I THINK SOME OF YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EARS CHECKED!
Yura: *to the music* CROSSDRESSER! HE IS JUST A CROSSDRESSER! HOW COULD HEEEEE
BE ALOUD TO AUDITION! I THINK HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SAN FRANCISCOOOOOOO!!
Jakotsu: LOOK AT THIS SLUUUUUUUUTTTT! LOOK AT THIS UGLY LITTLE SLUUUUUUTTT!
I THINK THAT SHE NEEDS A NEW WARDDROBE! WHEN YOU CHOOSE THE PART, REMEMBER!
STOP AND THINK OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Yura: *no longer singing* You crossed the line right there. pal!
*Grabs her sword, and stabs Jakotsu in the gut*
Jakotsu: Uggh! *pulls out his snake bone sword, and twirls it around*
take this whore! *is about to wrap the sword around her, but she dodges*
Yura: Try some of my fire! *gets strands of hair, and sends fire towards him*
Jakotsu: *looking bored, and surrounded in fire* Is this the best you could do?
No wonder Inuyasha killed you!
Yura: Shut up! I can see that it is quite clear that Inuyasha killed you!
Jakotsu: At least my death was honerable! *starts to sweat from the heat*
Yura: Getting hot enough for you? that's good. there will be no remains left, not even ashes.
Jakotsu: YOU B****!!!
Yura: I know I am, huh!
Director: People! Please! People! We must work in harmony!
Yura: Harmony my a**! He is just a queer, and has no reason to be on this earth!
Jakotsu: OH! SO LIKE A PROSTITUTE DOES!!
Yura: UH! YOU STUPID, SISSY-BONED FRUIT CUP! HOW DARE YOU! *laughs* It's sad!
Concerning the fact that I have a better chance of getting Inuyasha than you do!
Jakotsu: *angry as all heck* HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU STUPID SLUT! NO ONE INSLUTS MY LITTLE PUPPY
LIKE THAT! IT'D BE A SHAME TO LET HIM WASTE ON A CUNT LIKE YOU!!
Director: Please PEOPLE! You both can't be Christine's understudy!
Yura: I know that! Why's he even auditioning? He'll throw a fit if he has to play a guy!
Jakotsu: So! Can I help it if the woman parts are so much better?!
Yura: *under her breathe* Stupid cross dresser
Jakotsu: What? I'm sorry! What did you say? I know you're just a stupid prostitute!
Yura: You b******!!
Jaktotsu: Say it loud, say it proud!
Director: Oi!
Inuyasha: Now it gets interesting...
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Yahoo! Another chapter completed! Yippeee! I kinda really like this chapter, though. I've been
thinking this for a while.... RAMEN!!
Thank you all! AN: For those of you who want me to add you to this story, please notify me in
review form. I am so happy! YOu will see much more of this fic! Okay: Back to being an idiot. I
discovered a main source as to why people go brain dead: Weird Teachers. Nothing will cause more
mental illness than that. Especially the one's that live here in the high desert.
(Just imagine: A female teacher who obsesses over Minnesota, and has a GIANT adam's apple)
It bobs as she talks. *shudders*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do not own any IY characters, or TPOTO characters. So please no sueing the little hill billy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cast list:
The Phantom: Kouga
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Piangi: Manten *HA HA*
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
The stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku
The ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Ayame, and Mrs. Higurashi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene, I mean: Audition one:
(We're doomed...)
The acters are now sitting in the audience, awaiting the crew to start the rehearsals for
the understudies, and new characters.
Director: Who do we have first?
*Bankotsu walks on stage staring at the script*
Director: Who are you auditioning for the understudy for?
Bankotsu: *scratches his head* I guess..... Raoul
Kouga and Inuyasha: *burst out lauging*
Inuyasha: Good luck!
Kouga: Hope you get the part!
*they break out laughing even more*
Director: *sweat drop* Uhhh.... okay! You can begin now!
Bankotsu: Any where! You go! Let me go too!!! Christine that's all I-
Inuyasha: You suck! Get off the stage!
Director: shut up!
Kouga: I'm not with him! *you see him at the other end of the theatre*
Director: Please begin again!
Bankotsu: Say you'll share with me one laugh! One life time! Say you'll-
Inuyasha: we need an exorcist here really quick! Some one is being taken over by a demon of
horrible talent!
Bankotsu: IF you interrupt me one more time... I'll-
Director: Stop! We have another plan for him *smirks evilly* Just wait
Bankotsu: *shrugs* Okay
Director: From the top!
Bankotsu: Christine! Christine! Chr-
Inuyasha: *imitating Simon from American Idol* Six words for you! You suck! Get off the stage!
Director: INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: W***??!!
Everyone: *freezes*
Inuyasha: W***??!!!!??
Director: Jakotsu.....
Jakotsu: Goodie! I've been waiting for him to say that!
Inuyasha: *getting agitated* W***!!!!!!
Jakotsu: Remember the 'what' agreement?
Inuyasha: H*** S***!!!!
Jakotsu: *chases the poor little hanyou around the stage*
Inuyasha: OH GOD NOOOO!!!!!!
Jakotsu: I love these new rules!!
Director: *points at Inuyasha* Now let's laugh at the guy who always laughs at us!!
Everyone except Kagome and Kikyo: *point at Inuyasha and laugh really hard*
Kagome: You guys are so cruel!
Kikyo: And I thought I was evil!
Kouga: All in good fun!
Sesshomaru: Revenge ain't never got so sweet!
Kagome: *eyes him suspiciously* Since when did you talk slang?
Souten: I know.... huh.....
Sesshmaru: *blushes and stands up really straight* *fakes a cough* AheM! I must not stoop to
Inuyasha's level!
Shiori: Psycho....
Next Audition:
(I decided to skip a few of Bankotsu's acting scenes, on counta it was no longer fun without
Inuyasha destroying them)
Director: Who's next?
Shippo: Can I try out for Piangi? Kikyo looks like she's suffering
Director: Errrrrr
*You see Kikyo in a corner, hugging her knees, and sucking her thumb with Manten standing
right next to her*
Manten: So.... Do you hang out here often?
Director: *sweat drop* Sure thing, Shippo! *laughs uneasily* Go ahead!
*Shippo auditioned.... nothing special*
Back stage
Sesshomaru: this is lame.
Renkotsu: I know, isn't it?
Sesshomaru: Then why are you auditioning?
Renkotsu: Who said I was auditioning for any parts?
Sesshomaru: Smart thinking
Renkotsu: Then why do you have a part?
Sesshomaru: *starts to look like he's going to pout* Cause a stupid kid outsmarted me in a con!
Renkotsu: If you call him stupid, how could he outsmart you?
Sesshomaru: .......
Renkotsu: *walks off laughing*
Miroku: *walks back stage with a happy grin, and takes a step towards Yura*
BABEEEEP!!! BABEEEEPPP!! BABEEEEEP!!! BABEEP!!!
Miroku: Woah! What?
Yura: *stands there with a nice big grin on her face*
Miroku: What are you so happy about?
Yura: *pulls out a document* It's official!
*The girls all stare at her*
Yura: I got a restraining order on Miroku.
*She smiles a wide grin that spreads across her face*
The Girls: *stand in awe*
Souten: Is that even possible?
Yura: Yup! See! Watch! What what what what what what what! He's not aloud to come near me!
*stands there triumphantly*
Director: *getting annoyed* So.... You can no longer have Miroku near you, huh?
Yura: *nods her head in triumph*
Director: But you still said the bad word.
Yura: Soooo......
Director: So you still need punishment.
Yura: How?
Director: *looks at all the girls* Listen up! IF you TRY to be smart, like Yura over here, then
instead of Miroku, we'll get to send Mukotsu on you!
Yura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: That's right!
AN: (it's sad, on counta Mukotsu is short, fat, and ugly, and resembles a foot ball, and is
obsessed over girls) ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Back to rehearsals
Director: Who's next?
Yura: *walks on stage* Me!
Director: And you are trying out for.....
Yura: Christine!
Director: Proceed
Yura: Think of meeeee! Think of me fondly, when we said GOODBYE!
Remember me! Every so often, promise me you'll TRYYYY!
On that day, that not so distant day, when you were far away,
and free....
If you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me!
Director: *talking to some weird guy who just appeared outta no where*
She is good. I think she will do very well for our next Christine!
Jakotsu: *hears this* *stomps on stage*
Think of MEEEEEEEE!! think of me FONDLY! When we said GOOOOODBYYYYEE!
Remember me, every so OFTEN! Promise me YOU'LL TRYYYYY!!
Everyone: *Stare on in terror*
Sesshomaru: For a guy..... He sings pretty good as a girl!
Yura: *pushes Jakotsu* THIS IS MY AUDITION! GET YOUR OWN!
Jakotsu: *still singing to the music* AND HOW COULD YOOOOOUUUU,
THINK THIS LITTLE DIRTY TRAMP, WOULD MAKE A GOOOOOOOD PART IN THIS PLAY!
I THINK SOME OF YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EARS CHECKED!
Yura: *to the music* CROSSDRESSER! HE IS JUST A CROSSDRESSER! HOW COULD HEEEEE
BE ALOUD TO AUDITION! I THINK HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SAN FRANCISCOOOOOOO!!
Jakotsu: LOOK AT THIS SLUUUUUUUUTTTT! LOOK AT THIS UGLY LITTLE SLUUUUUUTTT!
I THINK THAT SHE NEEDS A NEW WARDDROBE! WHEN YOU CHOOSE THE PART, REMEMBER!
STOP AND THINK OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Yura: *no longer singing* You crossed the line right there. pal!
*Grabs her sword, and stabs Jakotsu in the gut*
Jakotsu: Uggh! *pulls out his snake bone sword, and twirls it around*
take this whore! *is about to wrap the sword around her, but she dodges*
Yura: Try some of my fire! *gets strands of hair, and sends fire towards him*
Jakotsu: *looking bored, and surrounded in fire* Is this the best you could do?
No wonder Inuyasha killed you!
Yura: Shut up! I can see that it is quite clear that Inuyasha killed you!
Jakotsu: At least my death was honerable! *starts to sweat from the heat*
Yura: Getting hot enough for you? that's good. there will be no remains left, not even ashes.
Jakotsu: YOU B****!!!
Yura: I know I am, huh!
Director: People! Please! People! We must work in harmony!
Yura: Harmony my a**! He is just a queer, and has no reason to be on this earth!
Jakotsu: OH! SO LIKE A PROSTITUTE DOES!!
Yura: UH! YOU STUPID, SISSY-BONED FRUIT CUP! HOW DARE YOU! *laughs* It's sad!
Concerning the fact that I have a better chance of getting Inuyasha than you do!
Jakotsu: *angry as all heck* HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU STUPID SLUT! NO ONE INSLUTS MY LITTLE PUPPY
LIKE THAT! IT'D BE A SHAME TO LET HIM WASTE ON A CUNT LIKE YOU!!
Director: Please PEOPLE! You both can't be Christine's understudy!
Yura: I know that! Why's he even auditioning? He'll throw a fit if he has to play a guy!
Jakotsu: So! Can I help it if the woman parts are so much better?!
Yura: *under her breathe* Stupid cross dresser
Jakotsu: What? I'm sorry! What did you say? I know you're just a stupid prostitute!
Yura: You b******!!
Jaktotsu: Say it loud, say it proud!
Director: Oi!
Inuyasha: Now it gets interesting...
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Yahoo! Another chapter completed! Yippeee! I kinda really like this chapter, though. I've been
thinking this for a while.... RAMEN!!