HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about the delay.. I have been having to
clean my house like five times a day like all week or somethin. So sorry about that. Here is the
chapter I've been wasting my pitiful life for!! You know which one. ^_~
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I am officially married to Kouga. ^_~ *holds out hand with wedding ring* I even have the certificate
to prove it!!! (this is a result of boredom....) Here we go!!! (i got full permission to use
every single non-IY charecter in here, so no suing please...)
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Director: Please people!! Let's finally begin our next scene!!
Sesshomaru: Ugh! Do we have to?
Director: Yes you lazy bums!!
Everyone: *growns*
*****Outside*******
*Kim Ai-Chan and Sapphire_Dream are standing in front of a giant door, holding back a bunch of
loud, crazed, psycho fan-girls*
Kim Ai-Chan: Calm down people!!
Girls: *shut up*
KIm Ai-Chan: Alright people.. Now we are about to go backstage to "The Phantom of the Opera"
performed by the cast of Inuyasha.
Everyone: *cheer*
Zaneb: Can we go in now??
Kim Ai-Chan: NO!!
Girls: *groan*
Sapphire_Dream: It's not that bad. Just be patient.
Ami: How'd you get all those back stage passes any how?
Kim Ai-Chan: I bribed the director. *flips through wad of passes like money*
The Girls: *stare stunned*
Sapphire_Dream: Any other questions?
Carolyn: Can we go in now?
Kim Ai-Chan: Okay. First of all... You have to be EXTRA quiet. They are performing in there. Any
false move, and the whole performance is ruined. We can't make a peep. Understand?
Girls: *nod in understanding*
Kim Ai-Chan and Sapphire_Dream: *run into the room screamoing their heads off*
Girls: *stand there looking confused then run in screaming like they're on fire* (some of them are)
******Inside**********
Inuyasha: This sucks.....
Sesshomaru: *not paying attention, and bumps into Kagome* Oh. *walks passed*
Shippo: What's up with you? Can't even say sorry to your crush?
Sesshomaru: *Glows with rage* THAT'S A TOTAL MISUNDERSTANDING!! I HAVE NO AFFECTIONS FOR THAT
LITTLE B**** THAT MY HALF BREED BROTHER LOVES!!! SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE TRAMP!!
Kagome: *stands in awe*
Kim Ai-Chan: *runs up to Sesshomaru* You tell her! Yeah! Go Fluffy-Kun! Make the little slut pay!
*hugs him around the waste*
Sesshomaru: What the h***?? How'd you get in here??!!
*A sudden stampede of fangirls run in like mad dogs*
Director: What the-
*the girls are screaming*
Sangolesinka: I can't believe that we're here!!
Alexandra the Great: OH My God!! OH My God!!
*they squeal*
Inuyasha walks out with the Tetsusaiga over his shoulder and no shirt for some reason.. O_o
Inuyasha: What's with all the noise?
Sangolesinka, Zaneb, Jenny, and Lymaris: *look up with hearts in their eyes* INU-KUN!!!!
*They run up to him and mob him*
Inuyasha: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Zaneb: I got a part of his pants!!
Jenny: A lock of hair!!!
Sangolesinka: I'm touching his ears!!!
They all freeze and reach for the ears.
Inuyasha: OH GOD NO!!!!
Kim Ai-Chan: I'm proud of the mess I made.
Director: you can't let them run around here!
Kim Ai-Chan: OH my. I forgot this. *shoves back-stage passes in his face*
Director: Where'd you get those??!!
Kim Ai-Chan: You gave um to me.
Director: When?? I never did!
Kim Ai-Chan: You don't have to remember. I wrote this fic. I can get whatever i want!
*Golden statue of Kouga appears outta nowhere*
Kim Ai-Chan: *hugs it*
Sapphire_Dream: Stupid.....
The Shichinin-Tai come out.
Bankotsu: What's going on?
Kim Ai-Chan: *squeals as she runs up to him and glomps him around the waste*
Bankotsu: What the-
Jakotsu: *stares at Inuyasha being mobbed* Get away from him!! He's mine!
Jumps into the girls.
Girls: *scream and hold Inuyasha for protection*
Director: My God! It's turned into an Insane assylum!
Sapphire_Dream: It's not an insane asylum yet...
Celestial Star: *stands there looking confused*
Shippo comes outta nowhere.
Celestial Star: *stares in awe* *runs up to the little kitsune*
Celestial: Hi!!! Shippo!! I'm a cat-youkai! You're the best! I can't believe it's you! I'm your
biggest fan! Can I touch your tail?
Shippo: Uhhhh...... Suuuuuurrrrrreeeeee
Celestial Star: Yay! *rubs his tail like a hundred times in five seconds*
Miroku comes out.
Miroku: I didn't know we were shooting for Victoria's Secret today!
Everyone: *face fault*
Sango: We're not. *hits him on the head with Hiraikotsu*
Rei: Oh! Wow! It's them!
Shina: Stay away... You musn't scare them..... Remember what the therepist said.
Rei: But.... They're my ancestors!!
Taro: Where's Sesshomaru? He could sure use a butt whoopin' right about now..
foxy4ever Duhh: Yeah right! Sess is the good one! It's Kitty-Boy who deserves the butt whoopin!
Inuyasha: *pushes girls and Jakotsu off of him and walks over to her* What did you call me?!
foxy4ever Duhh: Kitty Boy! Are ya deaf Kitty Boy!
Inuyasha and foxy4ever Duhh: *brawl*
Zaneb and Sangolesinka: Don't harm Inuyasha-Kun!! *try to pull ther two apart*
foxy4ever Duhh: Let's see how a ningen could go against a hanyou wimp!
Sesshomaru steps out of the bathroom.
Sesshomaru: Are they gone yet?!
Hitori and Jenny: *gasp* It's Sesshomaru!!!!! *run up to him*
Sesshomaru: Gah! reinforcements!!
Hitori: I cut my hand on his spike! Cool! I never thought I'd be around for that to happen!
Sapphire_Dream: *eyes them angrilly* Get off my Sesshomaru-Kun!
*grabs the girls and starts ripping their hair*
Jenny: Get off B****!!
Sapphire_Dream: Make me!!
Hitori: He's my lover!!! Keep away!
Sesshomaru: Since when do I have fan-girls??!!!!
Jenny: Since you were so frieken hot!!
Taro: There he is!!
*Taro runs up to Sesshomaru and pulls the girls off of him*
Taro: Let's take this like men, ya mangie mutt!
Sesshomaru: Mutt! Who you callin' a mutt! Ya mouse!
Taro: I'm a cat-youkai! I ain't no mouse! Let's get this started!
*they walk off the set*
Rei: Taro-Kun!! Where ya goin!!
Harmony, Ami, and Carolyn are talking on the stairs.
Harmony: Wow! So you wanna sik Jakotsu on Inuyasha? That's so cruel!
Carolyn: Well..... He deserves it!
Harmony: But Inuyasha is soooo cool!
Ami: He's kinda cool.
Harmony: What's with your Kimono?
Ami: I'm of high class. I just wear this to represent my family.
Carolyn: I like the design.
Ami: Thank you! It's my family symbol!
Harmony: I'm the only hanyou talking right here....
Carolyn: You're a hanyou?
Kouga walks on the set. He yawns.
Kouga: Wass happenin? I just woke up. I fell asleep in the shower...
Ami: *eyes get big* Kouga-Kun!
Kim Ai-Chan: *looks towards Kouga with hearts in her eyes and a rosy backround* Kouga-Kun!!
The girls walk up to him with dazed expressions.
Kouga: Who are you? *smiles and looks like an adorable puppy*
Kim Ai-Chan: It's you!!! Kouga-Kun! I love you!!! *hugs him to death*
Ami: What are you doing? *shoots a death glare towards Kim Ai-Chan* Kouga is my man!
Kim Ai-Chan: YOu wish. Stuck up B****!!
Ami: Say that to my face tramp!
Kouga: Uhh..... Ladies......
Ami and Kim-Ai-Chan: *eyes turn into big half circles as they stare at eachother*
Kouga: .......
Kim Ai-Chan: NOt now Kouga-Kun! I'm about to get rid of the stuck up noble tramp polluting our
love!
Kouga: Uhhhhhh....What love?
Ami: What are you saying tramp?
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More to come! Please review! Give me more info on your characters. On the so far fights... who do
you want to win in each match? ^_^ Which ones of yoiu want to make Kikyo suffer??!!! I know I do!
clean my house like five times a day like all week or somethin. So sorry about that. Here is the
chapter I've been wasting my pitiful life for!! You know which one. ^_~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am officially married to Kouga. ^_~ *holds out hand with wedding ring* I even have the certificate
to prove it!!! (this is a result of boredom....) Here we go!!! (i got full permission to use
every single non-IY charecter in here, so no suing please...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Director: Please people!! Let's finally begin our next scene!!
Sesshomaru: Ugh! Do we have to?
Director: Yes you lazy bums!!
Everyone: *growns*
*****Outside*******
*Kim Ai-Chan and Sapphire_Dream are standing in front of a giant door, holding back a bunch of
loud, crazed, psycho fan-girls*
Kim Ai-Chan: Calm down people!!
Girls: *shut up*
KIm Ai-Chan: Alright people.. Now we are about to go backstage to "The Phantom of the Opera"
performed by the cast of Inuyasha.
Everyone: *cheer*
Zaneb: Can we go in now??
Kim Ai-Chan: NO!!
Girls: *groan*
Sapphire_Dream: It's not that bad. Just be patient.
Ami: How'd you get all those back stage passes any how?
Kim Ai-Chan: I bribed the director. *flips through wad of passes like money*
The Girls: *stare stunned*
Sapphire_Dream: Any other questions?
Carolyn: Can we go in now?
Kim Ai-Chan: Okay. First of all... You have to be EXTRA quiet. They are performing in there. Any
false move, and the whole performance is ruined. We can't make a peep. Understand?
Girls: *nod in understanding*
Kim Ai-Chan and Sapphire_Dream: *run into the room screamoing their heads off*
Girls: *stand there looking confused then run in screaming like they're on fire* (some of them are)
******Inside**********
Inuyasha: This sucks.....
Sesshomaru: *not paying attention, and bumps into Kagome* Oh. *walks passed*
Shippo: What's up with you? Can't even say sorry to your crush?
Sesshomaru: *Glows with rage* THAT'S A TOTAL MISUNDERSTANDING!! I HAVE NO AFFECTIONS FOR THAT
LITTLE B**** THAT MY HALF BREED BROTHER LOVES!!! SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE TRAMP!!
Kagome: *stands in awe*
Kim Ai-Chan: *runs up to Sesshomaru* You tell her! Yeah! Go Fluffy-Kun! Make the little slut pay!
*hugs him around the waste*
Sesshomaru: What the h***?? How'd you get in here??!!
*A sudden stampede of fangirls run in like mad dogs*
Director: What the-
*the girls are screaming*
Sangolesinka: I can't believe that we're here!!
Alexandra the Great: OH My God!! OH My God!!
*they squeal*
Inuyasha walks out with the Tetsusaiga over his shoulder and no shirt for some reason.. O_o
Inuyasha: What's with all the noise?
Sangolesinka, Zaneb, Jenny, and Lymaris: *look up with hearts in their eyes* INU-KUN!!!!
*They run up to him and mob him*
Inuyasha: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Zaneb: I got a part of his pants!!
Jenny: A lock of hair!!!
Sangolesinka: I'm touching his ears!!!
They all freeze and reach for the ears.
Inuyasha: OH GOD NO!!!!
Kim Ai-Chan: I'm proud of the mess I made.
Director: you can't let them run around here!
Kim Ai-Chan: OH my. I forgot this. *shoves back-stage passes in his face*
Director: Where'd you get those??!!
Kim Ai-Chan: You gave um to me.
Director: When?? I never did!
Kim Ai-Chan: You don't have to remember. I wrote this fic. I can get whatever i want!
*Golden statue of Kouga appears outta nowhere*
Kim Ai-Chan: *hugs it*
Sapphire_Dream: Stupid.....
The Shichinin-Tai come out.
Bankotsu: What's going on?
Kim Ai-Chan: *squeals as she runs up to him and glomps him around the waste*
Bankotsu: What the-
Jakotsu: *stares at Inuyasha being mobbed* Get away from him!! He's mine!
Jumps into the girls.
Girls: *scream and hold Inuyasha for protection*
Director: My God! It's turned into an Insane assylum!
Sapphire_Dream: It's not an insane asylum yet...
Celestial Star: *stands there looking confused*
Shippo comes outta nowhere.
Celestial Star: *stares in awe* *runs up to the little kitsune*
Celestial: Hi!!! Shippo!! I'm a cat-youkai! You're the best! I can't believe it's you! I'm your
biggest fan! Can I touch your tail?
Shippo: Uhhhh...... Suuuuuurrrrrreeeeee
Celestial Star: Yay! *rubs his tail like a hundred times in five seconds*
Miroku comes out.
Miroku: I didn't know we were shooting for Victoria's Secret today!
Everyone: *face fault*
Sango: We're not. *hits him on the head with Hiraikotsu*
Rei: Oh! Wow! It's them!
Shina: Stay away... You musn't scare them..... Remember what the therepist said.
Rei: But.... They're my ancestors!!
Taro: Where's Sesshomaru? He could sure use a butt whoopin' right about now..
foxy4ever Duhh: Yeah right! Sess is the good one! It's Kitty-Boy who deserves the butt whoopin!
Inuyasha: *pushes girls and Jakotsu off of him and walks over to her* What did you call me?!
foxy4ever Duhh: Kitty Boy! Are ya deaf Kitty Boy!
Inuyasha and foxy4ever Duhh: *brawl*
Zaneb and Sangolesinka: Don't harm Inuyasha-Kun!! *try to pull ther two apart*
foxy4ever Duhh: Let's see how a ningen could go against a hanyou wimp!
Sesshomaru steps out of the bathroom.
Sesshomaru: Are they gone yet?!
Hitori and Jenny: *gasp* It's Sesshomaru!!!!! *run up to him*
Sesshomaru: Gah! reinforcements!!
Hitori: I cut my hand on his spike! Cool! I never thought I'd be around for that to happen!
Sapphire_Dream: *eyes them angrilly* Get off my Sesshomaru-Kun!
*grabs the girls and starts ripping their hair*
Jenny: Get off B****!!
Sapphire_Dream: Make me!!
Hitori: He's my lover!!! Keep away!
Sesshomaru: Since when do I have fan-girls??!!!!
Jenny: Since you were so frieken hot!!
Taro: There he is!!
*Taro runs up to Sesshomaru and pulls the girls off of him*
Taro: Let's take this like men, ya mangie mutt!
Sesshomaru: Mutt! Who you callin' a mutt! Ya mouse!
Taro: I'm a cat-youkai! I ain't no mouse! Let's get this started!
*they walk off the set*
Rei: Taro-Kun!! Where ya goin!!
Harmony, Ami, and Carolyn are talking on the stairs.
Harmony: Wow! So you wanna sik Jakotsu on Inuyasha? That's so cruel!
Carolyn: Well..... He deserves it!
Harmony: But Inuyasha is soooo cool!
Ami: He's kinda cool.
Harmony: What's with your Kimono?
Ami: I'm of high class. I just wear this to represent my family.
Carolyn: I like the design.
Ami: Thank you! It's my family symbol!
Harmony: I'm the only hanyou talking right here....
Carolyn: You're a hanyou?
Kouga walks on the set. He yawns.
Kouga: Wass happenin? I just woke up. I fell asleep in the shower...
Ami: *eyes get big* Kouga-Kun!
Kim Ai-Chan: *looks towards Kouga with hearts in her eyes and a rosy backround* Kouga-Kun!!
The girls walk up to him with dazed expressions.
Kouga: Who are you? *smiles and looks like an adorable puppy*
Kim Ai-Chan: It's you!!! Kouga-Kun! I love you!!! *hugs him to death*
Ami: What are you doing? *shoots a death glare towards Kim Ai-Chan* Kouga is my man!
Kim Ai-Chan: YOu wish. Stuck up B****!!
Ami: Say that to my face tramp!
Kouga: Uhh..... Ladies......
Ami and Kim-Ai-Chan: *eyes turn into big half circles as they stare at eachother*
Kouga: .......
Kim Ai-Chan: NOt now Kouga-Kun! I'm about to get rid of the stuck up noble tramp polluting our
love!
Kouga: Uhhhhhh....What love?
Ami: What are you saying tramp?
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More to come! Please review! Give me more info on your characters. On the so far fights... who do
you want to win in each match? ^_^ Which ones of yoiu want to make Kikyo suffer??!!! I know I do!