Hi there people! I just got done reading the latest Harry Potter book! It disappointed me that

Sirius died. That ruined the whole book for me! Why'd it have to be Sirius! It had to be him, now

huh! It could've been any one but him! (and Lupin) Sorry... I have an odd thing for were wolves

and escaped convicts..... I am odd that way. Sorry about the spoil in case any of ya didn't read

it yet... I still liked it though. Here is the next chapter!

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Okay, I just wanna get one thing cleared up. I know I promised that I'd put you guys in the story

and all and that I could let you do whatever you want, but for no reason whatsoever will I get a

charater to fall in love with you! I've screwed up the plot enough. You could fight um, mob um,

force um on dates, but NO romances between you and one of Ms. Rumiko Takahashi's characters! I'm

sorry to say this... You don't know how much I would love to bend that rule, but I cannot. *sigh*

I curse Rumiko Takahashi sometimes for creating such cute characters! *heart shaped eyes* I don't

own any IY characters or TPOTO characters at that. I don't own any of the plots either. No suing

me for that. But I did get full permission to use all non IY-related people in this so you can't

bug me on that! ^_~

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As to the last chapter, the stage has now been taken over by obsessed fan girls.

Sangolesinka: Get away from Inuyasha!!

*foxy4ever Duhh and Inuyasha conytinue to fight*

Sangolesinka: GET OFF OF HIM!!!!

Inuyasha: *refferring to Sangolesinka's shout* Gah! My ears!

Sangolesinka: *gasp* YOU HURT HIM!!!!!

*right out of nowhere, Sangolesinka turns into a full dog youkai*

foxy4ever Duhh and Inuyasha: O_o

Sangolesinka: *pushes aside foxy4ever Duhh and grabs IY*

Inuyasha: What the h***?!

Jakotsu: Get away from him! He said our word!

Inuyasha: Never mind! Keep me away from that thing!

Zaneb: GET OFF OF INUYASHA!! HE'S MINE!! *starts pushing Sangolesinka*

Sangolesinka and Zaneb: *brawl*

Inuyasha: *crawls away from them unnoticed*

*back to the fight between Kim Ai-Chan and Ami*

Ami: You b****! Keep away from Kouga! He's mine!

Kim Ai-Chan: In your dreams! Kouga's been mine since I was born!

Ami: You didn't know him when you were born!

Kim Ai-Chan: Sooooooo........

Ami: Why would he want to be with you anyway?!

KimAi-Chan: Because I know that we are meant to be! *scratches Ami*

Ami: Ah! *walks away*

Kim Ai-Chan: Hee hee! Kouga-Kun!!!

Kim Ai-Chan: *grabs Kouga around the waste*

Kouga: HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!

Kim Ai-Chan: Don't worry Kouga-Kun! I'll make sure everything is better for us!!

Kouga: GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

Sesshomaru: Can't I get up and complain to the director?!

Inuyasha: I already thought of that! I can't find him!

*You see the director crammed into the closet tied up in string cheese with the out of

order sign back on the door*

*You see Sangolesinka, Alexandra the Great, foxy4ever Duhh, Celestial Star, Jenny, Lymaris, and

Harmony huddled up in a hidden spot*

Jenny: I dare you!

Harmony: I double dare you!

foxy4ever Duhh: I triple dog dare you!

Sangolesinka: Okay! I'll do it! But do I have to do Inuyasha?

Celestial Star: No... I guess not.... Only because you like him so much!

Sangolesinka: YAY!!!

*they come out of their hiding place, each with a big smile on their faces*

Alexandra the Great: Ready?

Lymaris: Ready?

Sangolesinka: OH YEAH!!

*Sangolesinka runs up to Sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru: Not another one!

Sangolesinka: *slaps him across the face*

Sesshomaru: Ow! What did I do?

Sangolesinka: *runs up to each member of the Shichinin-Tai and slaps them each across the face,

except for Jakotsu because she's to scared to touch him*

Shichinin-Tai: OW!!

Sangolesinka: *runs up to Hiten and Manten and slaps them*

Hiten and Manten: Ow!

Sangolesinka: Hee hee!! *spots Miroku* OH HOUSHI-SAMA!!!

Miroku: What?

Sangolesinka: *slaps the hentai across the face*

Inuyasha: *stares and starts to laugh at everyone who got slapped* Ha ha!

Naraku: *comes outta nowhere* What's so funny?

Alexandra the Great: *stares at Naraku*

Naraku: What?

Alexandra the Great: It's YOU!!!!! *runs up to him*

Naraku: *startled*

Alexsandra: I can'y get Inu-Chan, so you're my next choice! *grabs him around the waste*

Naraku: Gah! HELLLPPPP!!!!

Sapphire_Dream: Notice how everyone's saying that today...

Sapphire_Dream: *eyes Naraku's babboon pelt* MINE!!! *reaches towards his pelt and yanks it off*

Naraku: What the-

Sapphire_Dream: *puts on his pelt and runs around like a maniac in it*

Naraku: GIVE THAT BACK!! *tries to run after her, but Alexandra the Great is still strapped to him*

Miroku: *sad because he's not surrounded in fan-girls* Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: *who is surrounded by psycho fan girls* What?!

Miroku: What happened to your fight between you and Taro?

Sesshomaru: I won of course!

Taro: *shouts from nowhere* YEAH RIGHT!! IF YOU COULD CALL THAT A WIN!

Sesshomaru: He is such a downer.

Rei: *comforting Taro*

Rei: It's okay, Taro-Kun. You did very well. It's not you're fault that you don't have a cool

glowy whip thing.

Taro: *silence*

*Lymaris, Sangolesinka, Zaneb, and Jenny are all crowded around IY*

Inuyasha: Can't you guys quit it? I have no interest in you!

Lymaris: Why? Because you still think the evil Kikyo and Kagome still like you?

Inuyasha: *silence but looks away blushing*

Sangolesinka: Just to let you know, none of them like you.

Inuyasha: *turns back angrilly* Liar!

Zaneb: It's a hundred percent true!

Inuyasha: How?

Jenny: It's obvious! If Kagome liked you, don't you think she would've told you so?

Lymaris: And Kikyo's just constantly trying to kill you! How could that be love?

Inuyasha: They show it in other ways...

Zaneb: Like how Kagome is always talking behind your back?

Inuyasha: How so! She never does!

Sangolesinka: That's because you don't know about it!

*Kim Ai-Chan runs up to them holding a tape recorder*

Kim Ai-Chan: Here's proof! *pushes the play button*

Recorder: *in Kagome's voice*

I hate that little mutt! How could any one think I like him?

He is such a jerk! All he ever does is yell at me! And when he starts

to go all romantic on me, I just pretend to like it. He's starting to

think I like him. HA! I only play along so it'll be easier to break his

heart! The stupid stuck up fool! I can't wait to see the look on his

face when I make my move! Stupid Inuyasha!

Girls: *stare at Inuyasha expecrtant*

Inuyasha: *stares almost heartbroken*

Jenny: See.....

Inuyasha" I.... I...... How'd you get that?!

*You now go outside behind the same bushes. Kim Ai-Chan is recording on another tape

recorder of some girl*

Kim Ai-Chan: That'll do! Thank you!

Moneca Stori: Okay.. Now where's the money?

Kim Ai-Chan: *holds out wadd of cash*

Moneca: Thanks!

Kim Ai-Chan: Now one more thing..... Could you get Willow Johnson, Scott McNeil, and Richard Cox

for me?

Moneca: No problem!

Kim Ai-Chan: This is going so well! Thank you! Better show this to Kouga!

Moneca: Okay, Bye!

Kim AI-Chan: BYE!!

*Kim runs inside*

(For those of you who don't know, Moneca Stori plays the dubbed voice of Kagome!)

Kim Ai-Chan: *runs up to Kouga* Kouga-Kun!

Kouga: Not you again!

Kim Ai-Chan: I got proof that Kagome doesn't like you!

Kouga: What proof? You don't have any proof!

Kim Ai-Chan: *pulls out another tape recorder*

Recorder: *in Kagome's voice*

Gah! God D******! Why do you have to mention KOUGA! God Do I Hate him! He's practically a

stalker! He's always holding my hands, and I just wanna punch him! He's just an arrogant

prick! Whenever he comes up to me telling me how much he loves me, I just wanna tell him

that he smells like something that crawled out of the sewer! He needs a bath! Me, like him?

How could anyone like a flea bitten, dirty, stinkin' a** wipe?!

Kouga: *stares in shock*

Kim Ai-Chan: Yeah... I know.... She's the b**** queen herself. Which is why I don't want you

to be around her! She'll just break your heart!

Kouga: *stares down with the most sorrowful expression on his face*

Kim Ai-Chan: I know. I won't let her hurt you ever again.

Sapphire_Dream: Man! Does she like to destroy love lives!

Ami: *comes in with Ryouga* Kim! I got someone else! You could have Kouga!

Kim Ai-Chan: YAY!!!! Don't worry Kouga-Kun! I'll make sure Kagome pays!

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How do you all like this chapter? If you think I'm being to cruel, you could tell me and I'll

patch things up (just not between Kouga and Kagome) I happen to be very cruel minded my self.

Tell me what ya think! By the way, I have MSN instant messenger (not the new one though)

I already talk to some of my reviewers, so you could instant message me to if you want! My

email address is kim_ai1@yahoo.com! Bye Bye!