Hi!! Sorry for the wait on this chapter. Guess what? The other day, I listened to The Phantom of
the Opera in Japanese. It was about the weirdest thing I ever heard. The phantom sounded just
like Jaken in the Japanese version! That was so creepy. I was practicly waiting for him to shout
"Sesshoumaru-Sama!" in the middle of the songs. It was still the weirdest thing.... By the way,
so to those of you whom I spoiled the end of the fifth Harry Potter book ending to. *cough cough*
Zaneb! *cough cough* I will no longer put that on here.
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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters or the Phantom of the Opera plot.
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Cast list: (it's been so long since I wrote this, I forgot who plays who!)
The Phantom: Kouga-Kun
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Piangi: Manten
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
The Stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku
The Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Ayame and Mrs. Higurashi
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Scene 10:
..............
The Director comes out of the closet, and it is very easy to see that he is POd.
Director: You lazy slackers! The Play will continue on right now! No buts!
Sango: But-
Director: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
Sango: *cowers in fright*
Director: I don't even remember what scene we're on any way!
Ayame: Uhhh.... Poor Fool, He makes me laugh?
Director: *happier* Thank you! Now you! *points at the fangirls*
Director: you girls will be understudies for the ballerinas!
Zaneb: Really?
Director: Now! Everyone! Get ready! Kikyo! This is your scene!
Kikyo: *comes out looking happy*
Fan Girls: *shoot Kikyo a death glare*
*On stage*
*In the box*
Sesshomaru: Nothing like the old operas!
Naraku: Or the old scenery...
Sesshomaru: The old singers....
Naraku: The old audience...
Sesshomaru: And every seat sold
Naraku: Hardly a disaster beyond all imagination!
*chuckle*
*back stage*
*Kim Ai-Chan is showing her tape recorder to Sapphire_Dream*
*secretly, Celestial_Star is recording them on a video camera while hidden in the shadows*
Kim Ai-Chan: What do you think of this plan?
Sapphire_Dream: You are cruel to the bone
Kim Ai-Chan: I can't help it! That evil Kagome deserves it!
Sapphire_Dream: So are you gonna play this one to her?
Kim Ai-Chan: Of course!
Sapphire_Dream: Let's hear it!
Kim: *pulls out the tape recorder*
*in Inuyasha's voice*
D***! How did this subject change to Kagome? I always hated her! Kikyo's sooooo much better.
And hotter too. Did I mention smarter? She ACTUALLY pays attention! Kagome is always out there.
She has to be the dumbest tramp I ever met. Have you seen her? In every battle, she'll just sit
there like an idiot with Shippo on her shoulder. If I tell her to run away, she'll just stare at
me until she's actually in trouble. Then I have to go and save her! Kikyo at least listens and
can defend herself. Like, once in a blue moon will Kagome actually use that bow and arrow set of
hers. I tell ya what, the first thing that comes into my mind when I think of her is, what a
dumb-a**!
*Kim stops the tape*
Sakura: (By the way, I'll be referring to Kim Ai-Chan as Kim and Sapphire_Dream as Sakura)
Sakura: That is evil.... How'd you get InuYasha to say that?
Kim: I didn't! This isn't him at all! I just paid off Richard Cox to say it. Smart, huh?
Sakura: And I thought I was cruel! As long as you don't hurt my Fluffy, I'm happy though.
Kim: Okay ^_^
Celestial_Star: This is some good stuff! Ahh..... NOTHING beats good ol' blackmail!
Kim: Did I hear something?
Sakura: I smell Neko Youkai lurking about...
Celestial_Star: *hides in the shadows again*
Sakura: *shrugs* Must be all the other smells in the air.
Kim: Oh...
*back on stage*
Kikyo: Pooooor Fool! He makes me laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha HA HA HA! Ha HA HA HA HA HA!
(HA! etc....)
Kikyo: Time I tried to get a better better half!
Kikyo and Chorus: Pooor Fool! He doesn't know! Ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
(Ho! etc...)
Kikyo and chorus: If he knew the truth he'd never ever go!
*Everyone is silent as they wait for the phantom*
*silence.....*
People: *look around curiously*
Sesshomaru: Kouga! You idiot! This is your part!
Tsuyu: Koooouuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaa! Where are you?
*Nothing*
Director: *pissed off* Naraku! Go get Kouga!
*Naraku is about to leave when Kouga walks on stage*
Director: Kouga! You're the most enthusiastic about this play! Where were you?!
Kouga: *looks distraught* I'm sorry.... Got.... Distracted.... Sorry....
Director: *fails to notice the look upon Kouga's face* Okay, well just get started already!
Kikyo and chorus: Poor fool! He doesn't know! Ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
(Ho! etc.....)
Kikyo and chorus: If he knew the truth he'd never ever go!
*Everyone waits for Kouga's line again*
Director: KOUGA!!!
Kouga: *jolts* What?!
Director: You forgot your line again!
Kouga: Well sorry!
*Music starts again!*
Kikyo and chorus: Poooor Fool! He doesn't know! Ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
(Ho! etc......)
Kikyo and chorus: If he knew the truth he'd never ever go!
Kouga's voice booms over the theatre
Kouga: Did I not instruct that box five was to be kept empty?
Sango: *terrified* He's here! The phantom of the opera!!
Kagome: *looks around fearfully* It's him.... I know it..... It's him!
kikyo: *hisses at Kagome* Your part is silent little toad!
*evryone waits for Kouga's part again*
Sesshomaru looks at Kouga and then mimics his voice
Sesshomaru: A toad madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...
Kouga: *silence*
Everyone: KOUGA!!!!!!!
Kouga: *jolts again* WHAT?!
Naraku: You forgot your part again you idiot!
Kouga: Sorry!
Kagome: ugh!
Kouga: *gasps at Kagome's "ugh" and looks away sorrowfully*
Ayame: *looks upon Kouga and looks really hurt*
Ayame: Something's wrong with Kouga-Kun! I need to find out what it is!
Sakura: *looks away and whistles*
*back stage*
Everyone looks at Kouga angrilly
Nazuna: You ruined that part!
Kouga: Sorry!
Rin: ugh! Sesshomaru-Sama was right when he said "Wolves were useless"!
Sakura: *walks up to Rin and bares her fangs*
Sakura: What did you say about wolves?!
*Just as Sakura is about to tear Rin to shreds, Kim walks in room with a box full of rosary
beads in different colors*
Sakura: *looks at Kim* What the h*** are those supposed to be?!
Kim: I have something to show you every one! Thanks to the genious of Washu, I have a new
invention of rosary beads!
Fan Girls: *look at Kim curiously*
Kim: Observe.....
*Kim walks over to Kouga and puts some black beads around his neck*
Kouga: What the-
Kim: These are special rosarys. They can make any of these guys do anything for you! You can
even change their emotions! Kouga-Kun: Be happy!
Kouga: *his frown suddenly disapears and a smile comes across his face*
Kouga: Kouga-Kun..... I like the way you say that... It sounds sweet.
Kim: *blushes*
Girls: *look on in awe*
Kim: Who wants one?
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well.... who wants one? I can give any of them to those of you who want it! By the way...
I need the answer in reviews..... How many of you want Kim to get punished for what she did to
Kouga and Kitty-Boy? How many of you want Celestial_Star to show the tape? Come on! I can't
finish until I have your answers! Please?! Okay. I still like the Jaken-Singing-Phantom thingie
in the Japanese version.... Heee heee. By the way... How many of you can guess the singer of this
song?
*to the chorus of the song "American Pie"
My oh my! This here Annakin guy
Maybe Vador someday later, now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin'
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Can you guess who sings this song?! ^_^
the Opera in Japanese. It was about the weirdest thing I ever heard. The phantom sounded just
like Jaken in the Japanese version! That was so creepy. I was practicly waiting for him to shout
"Sesshoumaru-Sama!" in the middle of the songs. It was still the weirdest thing.... By the way,
so to those of you whom I spoiled the end of the fifth Harry Potter book ending to. *cough cough*
Zaneb! *cough cough* I will no longer put that on here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters or the Phantom of the Opera plot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cast list: (it's been so long since I wrote this, I forgot who plays who!)
The Phantom: Kouga-Kun
Christine Daae: Kagome Higurashi
Raoul: Inuyasha
Carlotta: Kikyo
Piangi: Manten
Joseph Buquet: Miroku
Meg Giri: Sango
Madame Giri: Kaede
The Stage Managers: Sesshomaru and Naraku
The Ballerinas: Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Shiori, Saio, Nazuna, Tsuyu, Ayame and Mrs. Higurashi
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Scene 10:
..............
The Director comes out of the closet, and it is very easy to see that he is POd.
Director: You lazy slackers! The Play will continue on right now! No buts!
Sango: But-
Director: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
Sango: *cowers in fright*
Director: I don't even remember what scene we're on any way!
Ayame: Uhhh.... Poor Fool, He makes me laugh?
Director: *happier* Thank you! Now you! *points at the fangirls*
Director: you girls will be understudies for the ballerinas!
Zaneb: Really?
Director: Now! Everyone! Get ready! Kikyo! This is your scene!
Kikyo: *comes out looking happy*
Fan Girls: *shoot Kikyo a death glare*
*On stage*
*In the box*
Sesshomaru: Nothing like the old operas!
Naraku: Or the old scenery...
Sesshomaru: The old singers....
Naraku: The old audience...
Sesshomaru: And every seat sold
Naraku: Hardly a disaster beyond all imagination!
*chuckle*
*back stage*
*Kim Ai-Chan is showing her tape recorder to Sapphire_Dream*
*secretly, Celestial_Star is recording them on a video camera while hidden in the shadows*
Kim Ai-Chan: What do you think of this plan?
Sapphire_Dream: You are cruel to the bone
Kim Ai-Chan: I can't help it! That evil Kagome deserves it!
Sapphire_Dream: So are you gonna play this one to her?
Kim Ai-Chan: Of course!
Sapphire_Dream: Let's hear it!
Kim: *pulls out the tape recorder*
*in Inuyasha's voice*
D***! How did this subject change to Kagome? I always hated her! Kikyo's sooooo much better.
And hotter too. Did I mention smarter? She ACTUALLY pays attention! Kagome is always out there.
She has to be the dumbest tramp I ever met. Have you seen her? In every battle, she'll just sit
there like an idiot with Shippo on her shoulder. If I tell her to run away, she'll just stare at
me until she's actually in trouble. Then I have to go and save her! Kikyo at least listens and
can defend herself. Like, once in a blue moon will Kagome actually use that bow and arrow set of
hers. I tell ya what, the first thing that comes into my mind when I think of her is, what a
dumb-a**!
*Kim stops the tape*
Sakura: (By the way, I'll be referring to Kim Ai-Chan as Kim and Sapphire_Dream as Sakura)
Sakura: That is evil.... How'd you get InuYasha to say that?
Kim: I didn't! This isn't him at all! I just paid off Richard Cox to say it. Smart, huh?
Sakura: And I thought I was cruel! As long as you don't hurt my Fluffy, I'm happy though.
Kim: Okay ^_^
Celestial_Star: This is some good stuff! Ahh..... NOTHING beats good ol' blackmail!
Kim: Did I hear something?
Sakura: I smell Neko Youkai lurking about...
Celestial_Star: *hides in the shadows again*
Sakura: *shrugs* Must be all the other smells in the air.
Kim: Oh...
*back on stage*
Kikyo: Pooooor Fool! He makes me laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha HA HA HA! Ha HA HA HA HA HA!
(HA! etc....)
Kikyo: Time I tried to get a better better half!
Kikyo and Chorus: Pooor Fool! He doesn't know! Ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
(Ho! etc...)
Kikyo and chorus: If he knew the truth he'd never ever go!
*Everyone is silent as they wait for the phantom*
*silence.....*
People: *look around curiously*
Sesshomaru: Kouga! You idiot! This is your part!
Tsuyu: Koooouuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaa! Where are you?
*Nothing*
Director: *pissed off* Naraku! Go get Kouga!
*Naraku is about to leave when Kouga walks on stage*
Director: Kouga! You're the most enthusiastic about this play! Where were you?!
Kouga: *looks distraught* I'm sorry.... Got.... Distracted.... Sorry....
Director: *fails to notice the look upon Kouga's face* Okay, well just get started already!
Kikyo and chorus: Poor fool! He doesn't know! Ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
(Ho! etc.....)
Kikyo and chorus: If he knew the truth he'd never ever go!
*Everyone waits for Kouga's line again*
Director: KOUGA!!!
Kouga: *jolts* What?!
Director: You forgot your line again!
Kouga: Well sorry!
*Music starts again!*
Kikyo and chorus: Poooor Fool! He doesn't know! Ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
(Ho! etc......)
Kikyo and chorus: If he knew the truth he'd never ever go!
Kouga's voice booms over the theatre
Kouga: Did I not instruct that box five was to be kept empty?
Sango: *terrified* He's here! The phantom of the opera!!
Kagome: *looks around fearfully* It's him.... I know it..... It's him!
kikyo: *hisses at Kagome* Your part is silent little toad!
*evryone waits for Kouga's part again*
Sesshomaru looks at Kouga and then mimics his voice
Sesshomaru: A toad madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...
Kouga: *silence*
Everyone: KOUGA!!!!!!!
Kouga: *jolts again* WHAT?!
Naraku: You forgot your part again you idiot!
Kouga: Sorry!
Kagome: ugh!
Kouga: *gasps at Kagome's "ugh" and looks away sorrowfully*
Ayame: *looks upon Kouga and looks really hurt*
Ayame: Something's wrong with Kouga-Kun! I need to find out what it is!
Sakura: *looks away and whistles*
*back stage*
Everyone looks at Kouga angrilly
Nazuna: You ruined that part!
Kouga: Sorry!
Rin: ugh! Sesshomaru-Sama was right when he said "Wolves were useless"!
Sakura: *walks up to Rin and bares her fangs*
Sakura: What did you say about wolves?!
*Just as Sakura is about to tear Rin to shreds, Kim walks in room with a box full of rosary
beads in different colors*
Sakura: *looks at Kim* What the h*** are those supposed to be?!
Kim: I have something to show you every one! Thanks to the genious of Washu, I have a new
invention of rosary beads!
Fan Girls: *look at Kim curiously*
Kim: Observe.....
*Kim walks over to Kouga and puts some black beads around his neck*
Kouga: What the-
Kim: These are special rosarys. They can make any of these guys do anything for you! You can
even change their emotions! Kouga-Kun: Be happy!
Kouga: *his frown suddenly disapears and a smile comes across his face*
Kouga: Kouga-Kun..... I like the way you say that... It sounds sweet.
Kim: *blushes*
Girls: *look on in awe*
Kim: Who wants one?
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well.... who wants one? I can give any of them to those of you who want it! By the way...
I need the answer in reviews..... How many of you want Kim to get punished for what she did to
Kouga and Kitty-Boy? How many of you want Celestial_Star to show the tape? Come on! I can't
finish until I have your answers! Please?! Okay. I still like the Jaken-Singing-Phantom thingie
in the Japanese version.... Heee heee. By the way... How many of you can guess the singer of this
song?
*to the chorus of the song "American Pie"
My oh my! This here Annakin guy
Maybe Vador someday later, now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin'
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Can you guess who sings this song?! ^_^