Disclaimer: This is dedicated To Jess and Kim, and though we do not own
Harry Potter or any other characters from the Harry Potter Series, we wish
we could buy it. But we can't. Which isn't fair. Dammit.
P.S. So this is what happens when you are really bored. Pay no attention. No flames, or I will hunt you down. I know where you live o.O Have fun reading guy!
Harry First Time at the MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry walked into mall. Looked around and walked out.
"Interesting," was all he said.
The End
Harry's Second time at the Mall
"What the bloody hell," Harry shouted. But no, he had walked into someone named Kim. Who was in a fuzzy teddy bear jumpsuit with a bow and an orange top hat. While dancing around a hat, Hermione bust in and yelled "Draco is so bloody hot. Sorry Harry, I'm ditching you, Bwhahaha *cough* never should have started smoking.. Don't forget my wedding dress and your tuxes."
But then the girl name Kim, screamed and blue steam poured out of her ears. "What are you doing?" she yelled, her face turning blue to match the steam, "You can't marry Draco, you two are enemies."
Harry grabbed Kim by the arm. "I love you, you're hot. And I love Blue. and cheese doodles" Kim grabbed Harry pulling him into the bathrooms and started to makeout. "We make the perfect couple, don't we." Harry said, smiling at her. "Will you marry me?!"
"Of course I will!" Kim yelled, so happy she thought she would explode. Just then, Hermione and Draco walked in.
"Good," Draco exclaimed, "Then we can have a double wedding." "Draco what a good idea," Kim yelled, "see that why you're my favorite cousin, even if your not Chinese." Jessica run in and started to sing the teddy picnic song at the top of lungs, while hug a teddy that had a bow and orange tophat.
After the whole gang sand for about fifteen minutes, they realized they were still in the mall. But since it was the mall that brought them all together, they decided to hold the double wedding in the food court and serve New York fries for supper.
But then, of course, Jessica realized that Hermione (that bitch) was about to get married to her beloved Draco. After walking up to him and smacking him hard across the face she screamed "So last night meant NOTHING TO YOU?! How Dare You!" But lets face it, Jessica is crazy. They soon found her secret stash of jolts (all of them empty) and knew it was just because she was on a serious sugar high.
However, Hermione soon saw the error of her ways and exclaimed "Draco, we can have a triple wedding. Three is better then two, which Is better then one, which is better then none! Marry both me and Jessica." Jessica turned around and screamed, "NO way you, you, you bitch Draco all mine. You won't get away with this!!!" And of course Hermione looked at Jessica like she was crazy - but after a bag full of jolts, what did you expect.
With a mean look on her face, Jessica ran to Rogers AT&T and grabbed the nearest cell phone to call for back up. But of course, cells phone off the shelf don't work. Jessica was at a loss. Or thought she was until Kim and Harry walked in.
Kim had quite a smug look on her face, and Harry had.. Lipstick all over him? (Wait a moment, Kim doesn't wear lipstick. Hmm) "KIM TO THE RESCUE!" she yelled, and grabbed the cell phone from Jessica. With all her strength she threw it at Hermione, who died, yes died, from the blow to her left arm. You see the blow cause her arm to fall off and she died from cell phone poisoning, all well. Just then
Ron ran in and looked at Hermione, causing his head to exploded. And so the rest of the happy couples got married in the mall food court, eating New York Fries for supper and boxing with the Hulk hands (For rings)
The End.
Harry's Third Trip to the mall - - -
The Honeymoon... The Rum..... Bonkers..... Happy Hangovers!!!
The End
P.S. So this is what happens when you are really bored. Pay no attention. No flames, or I will hunt you down. I know where you live o.O Have fun reading guy!
Harry First Time at the MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry walked into mall. Looked around and walked out.
"Interesting," was all he said.
The End
Harry's Second time at the Mall
"What the bloody hell," Harry shouted. But no, he had walked into someone named Kim. Who was in a fuzzy teddy bear jumpsuit with a bow and an orange top hat. While dancing around a hat, Hermione bust in and yelled "Draco is so bloody hot. Sorry Harry, I'm ditching you, Bwhahaha *cough* never should have started smoking.. Don't forget my wedding dress and your tuxes."
But then the girl name Kim, screamed and blue steam poured out of her ears. "What are you doing?" she yelled, her face turning blue to match the steam, "You can't marry Draco, you two are enemies."
Harry grabbed Kim by the arm. "I love you, you're hot. And I love Blue. and cheese doodles" Kim grabbed Harry pulling him into the bathrooms and started to makeout. "We make the perfect couple, don't we." Harry said, smiling at her. "Will you marry me?!"
"Of course I will!" Kim yelled, so happy she thought she would explode. Just then, Hermione and Draco walked in.
"Good," Draco exclaimed, "Then we can have a double wedding." "Draco what a good idea," Kim yelled, "see that why you're my favorite cousin, even if your not Chinese." Jessica run in and started to sing the teddy picnic song at the top of lungs, while hug a teddy that had a bow and orange tophat.
After the whole gang sand for about fifteen minutes, they realized they were still in the mall. But since it was the mall that brought them all together, they decided to hold the double wedding in the food court and serve New York fries for supper.
But then, of course, Jessica realized that Hermione (that bitch) was about to get married to her beloved Draco. After walking up to him and smacking him hard across the face she screamed "So last night meant NOTHING TO YOU?! How Dare You!" But lets face it, Jessica is crazy. They soon found her secret stash of jolts (all of them empty) and knew it was just because she was on a serious sugar high.
However, Hermione soon saw the error of her ways and exclaimed "Draco, we can have a triple wedding. Three is better then two, which Is better then one, which is better then none! Marry both me and Jessica." Jessica turned around and screamed, "NO way you, you, you bitch Draco all mine. You won't get away with this!!!" And of course Hermione looked at Jessica like she was crazy - but after a bag full of jolts, what did you expect.
With a mean look on her face, Jessica ran to Rogers AT&T and grabbed the nearest cell phone to call for back up. But of course, cells phone off the shelf don't work. Jessica was at a loss. Or thought she was until Kim and Harry walked in.
Kim had quite a smug look on her face, and Harry had.. Lipstick all over him? (Wait a moment, Kim doesn't wear lipstick. Hmm) "KIM TO THE RESCUE!" she yelled, and grabbed the cell phone from Jessica. With all her strength she threw it at Hermione, who died, yes died, from the blow to her left arm. You see the blow cause her arm to fall off and she died from cell phone poisoning, all well. Just then
Ron ran in and looked at Hermione, causing his head to exploded. And so the rest of the happy couples got married in the mall food court, eating New York Fries for supper and boxing with the Hulk hands (For rings)
The End.
Harry's Third Trip to the mall - - -
The Honeymoon... The Rum..... Bonkers..... Happy Hangovers!!!
The End