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The Other Side of FF9
Chapter 2: Zidane and Vivi
C: Welcome, everyone to our tour of Gaia!! We will be your guilds. (Yes, they found another job for me, the writer as well as the editor.) First, we're heading off to Alexandria Castle, because we already checked Lindblum and he isn't there and his friends said he was there. Let's go find Zidane!
R: Here we are in Alexandria Castle looking for Zidane. And there he is, screaming like a girl, while being chased by an 8 yr. old boy with an ax. Nice.
Guest 1: Can they see or here any of us?
A: Let's find out. * Jumps on Kid yelling 'hyah' as loud as possible *
C: No, Andrew get off the kid!!
A: Wee!!! I can fly!!! Wee!!! I can fall!!!!!
R: Okaaaay. Well no they can not see or hear us. Let's see what the do.
* Zidane stops * Z: Kid what do you want?
B: Your tail. Don't you ever take it off?
Z: No its part of me!!! How many times do I have to tell you that!
B: I don't believe you. I'll cut it off!!!!!!!!
* Zidane begins running. again ad screaming like a girl. again.
* C: Well, Zidane seems to be quite busy. Shall we go on?
All: Yes
R: Next stop The Black Mage Village! To the train everyone!
All: What train?
R: I don't know! What train?
C: * Scoffs and snaps her fingers. All appear in The Black Mage Village. *
A: Hey, how'd I get her? Wee, I fell again!!! Wee!!! Ha, ha, that hurt!!
R: Okay. Well we're here with Vivi. (Vivi can see and here us right now.) *Vivi is seen feeding a chocobo. *
R: Vivi we want to see the other side of you. You know, under the hat.
*Vivi Starts taking his hat off *
C: Not literally!! *turns everyone invisible *
*Vivi Returns his hat to his head *
C: Ahh. that's better.
*Vivi takes his hand out of his hat (did we mention that he put his hand in his hat before he put it back on?) and pulls out a Chainsaw * (chainsaw sounds) * Chocobo screeches and runs away *
V: Ha ha ha ha I will take over the world!!!
A: Wait for Me!!!!! *Reaves up another chainsaw * Ow!! Wall?! Wall!! Ow!! Ow!! Hee Hee That hurts!! Ow!! Ow!!
C: Andrew is very scary. Scarier then Vivi and Vivi is very scary right now.
R: Review ple.
*Vivi comes running back right past us *
V: Ha Ha Ha!!!!
C: WAIT!!!!
*Everybody that's running except Vivi stops* Who do you want next? Kuja or Dagger? Dagger will take a little longer cause we don't have an idea, but Kuja is all planed out and everything, it's the best, by far, and we like to save the best for last, but it's up to you, so. what're you waiting for. REVIEW!!!
R: Pick Dagger!!!!
C: *Scoffs* She has her problem. Choose what you will. *Vivi runs in again and is running directly at us.*\
A: If you have any ideas fur Dagger please, please help us!! Until next time. Die Chocobos die!!! Go away!!!
C: Well that's it. NOW GET AWAY!!!! *Everyone's runs away screaming and Vivi puts the chainsaw away and begins weeding the garden.*
The Other Side of FF9
Chapter 2: Zidane and Vivi
C: Welcome, everyone to our tour of Gaia!! We will be your guilds. (Yes, they found another job for me, the writer as well as the editor.) First, we're heading off to Alexandria Castle, because we already checked Lindblum and he isn't there and his friends said he was there. Let's go find Zidane!
R: Here we are in Alexandria Castle looking for Zidane. And there he is, screaming like a girl, while being chased by an 8 yr. old boy with an ax. Nice.
Guest 1: Can they see or here any of us?
A: Let's find out. * Jumps on Kid yelling 'hyah' as loud as possible *
C: No, Andrew get off the kid!!
A: Wee!!! I can fly!!! Wee!!! I can fall!!!!!
R: Okaaaay. Well no they can not see or hear us. Let's see what the do.
* Zidane stops * Z: Kid what do you want?
B: Your tail. Don't you ever take it off?
Z: No its part of me!!! How many times do I have to tell you that!
B: I don't believe you. I'll cut it off!!!!!!!!
* Zidane begins running. again ad screaming like a girl. again.
* C: Well, Zidane seems to be quite busy. Shall we go on?
All: Yes
R: Next stop The Black Mage Village! To the train everyone!
All: What train?
R: I don't know! What train?
C: * Scoffs and snaps her fingers. All appear in The Black Mage Village. *
A: Hey, how'd I get her? Wee, I fell again!!! Wee!!! Ha, ha, that hurt!!
R: Okay. Well we're here with Vivi. (Vivi can see and here us right now.) *Vivi is seen feeding a chocobo. *
R: Vivi we want to see the other side of you. You know, under the hat.
*Vivi Starts taking his hat off *
C: Not literally!! *turns everyone invisible *
*Vivi Returns his hat to his head *
C: Ahh. that's better.
*Vivi takes his hand out of his hat (did we mention that he put his hand in his hat before he put it back on?) and pulls out a Chainsaw * (chainsaw sounds) * Chocobo screeches and runs away *
V: Ha ha ha ha I will take over the world!!!
A: Wait for Me!!!!! *Reaves up another chainsaw * Ow!! Wall?! Wall!! Ow!! Ow!! Hee Hee That hurts!! Ow!! Ow!!
C: Andrew is very scary. Scarier then Vivi and Vivi is very scary right now.
R: Review ple.
*Vivi comes running back right past us *
V: Ha Ha Ha!!!!
C: WAIT!!!!
*Everybody that's running except Vivi stops* Who do you want next? Kuja or Dagger? Dagger will take a little longer cause we don't have an idea, but Kuja is all planed out and everything, it's the best, by far, and we like to save the best for last, but it's up to you, so. what're you waiting for. REVIEW!!!
R: Pick Dagger!!!!
C: *Scoffs* She has her problem. Choose what you will. *Vivi runs in again and is running directly at us.*\
A: If you have any ideas fur Dagger please, please help us!! Until next time. Die Chocobos die!!! Go away!!!
C: Well that's it. NOW GET AWAY!!!! *Everyone's runs away screaming and Vivi puts the chainsaw away and begins weeding the garden.*