Title: It's My Time
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The only thing around here I own is the computer I am typing this on. Well I don't even own that. My parents brought it for me. Oh well, but I do own Jessica.
Summary: Jessica enjoys her night out with the Hardy's and Lita
After about 10 minutes of driving Matt finally pulls up in front of a club. I look out of the window and see it's called The Fireball. Ok interesting name but the question is, is it any fun? We get out of the car and the bouncer just waves us right in. I guess they come here a lot. Once we get inside I take a minute to take in the atmosphere. The walls are all painted black with flames going up and down them. All the tables are red and I think the best part had to be the dance floor. It was clear but underneath it they had fake flame torches going off so it looked like you were dancing on top of a pit of fire. I couldn't wait to get out on the floor. Jeff and Lita ran over to the dance floor while Matt and I decided to head over to the bar to get some drinks.
The bartender starts to wave to Matt as we approach him. " Hey Matt, long time no see. What brings you here tonight?" Matt shakes the guys hand. " Hey Joe, We had a show tonight in town. Plus this is Jess's first night being with the WWF. She is one of the new personal assistants. And you know Lita, she loves any chance she can get to go out and party. Her and Jeff are out on the dance floor." Joe checks me out." Hi I'm Joe, any friend of the Hardy's is a friend of mine. So what can I get you guys?" I look at Matt because I remember Hunter said they really don't like to drink. " We will have four beers just to celebrate Jess's job then we will have our usual water. Especially Jeff, he dances so much that I think if we don't keep him full of water he may faint eventually." Joe goes and gets us our beers. After he hands them to us we turn to walk away when Joe calls us back. " Aren't you forgetting something Hardy? This is Jess's first time here so that means she has to do the customary three shots of tequila. Think your up for it Jess?" Little does he know Erica and I used to play drinking games while we watched Raw and Smack down.
" Hit me with your best shot. I can handle it." He pours three shot glasses full of tequila. I pick one up at a time and just down them like they are water. After I'm done I look up at him. Ok I admit my eyes are just a tad bit glassy and the room is only spinning a little bit. " See I told you I could handle it. Come on Matt lets go find Jeff and Lita". We wave to Joe was we walk away. Matt leans over and tells me his is impressed I downed the shots like that. I just smile and shrug. We find Lita and Jeff on the dance floor. Matt waves them over to us. " Ok guys, here is a toast to our new friend Jessica. May she enjoy her job with the WWF". Lita throws in a toast too. " And may she eventually get the chance to kick Alexia's ass". Not to be out done Jeff has one of his own. " And may she always be safe while she is in the ring. Even if it's just for training right now." Well if they all have one then its only fitting I have one too. " And may I hopefully make all my dreams come true in the WWF." We clink bottles and drink up. I put my bottle down after drinking half of the bottle in one shot.
" Hey Jess, are you a light drinker? You only had one beer and you already look drunk." Matt tells Lita I had to do the three shots before. Her mouth forms an O in understanding. We all had out to the dance floor. I dance with Jeff and Lita dances with Matt. After awhile we switch partners. Jeff leans over and asks when are Lita and I going to dance together. I tell him when him and Matt dance together then so will Lita and I. Jeff just shakes his head laughing. He says he loves his brother but not enough to dance with him. After about three more songs I head over to the bar to get everyone some water.
When Joe asks me what I want I tell him four waters then change my mind. Tomorrow I start work, I won't be able to really let loose for awhile so I tell him make that three waters and another shot of tequila and a beer. I was already feeling the effects of the other drinks but I figured I could handle a little more. I do my shot at the bar and take the other drinks back to everyone else. What harm can another beer do anyway?
Two hours and four more beers later I suddenly remembered I wasn't the one who could handle my alcohol that was Erica. Usually after a few drinks I would pass out on the couch. Bad time to think of this now. Lita takes one look at me and announces to the guys we are going home. Once Matt and Jeff walk over to me they understand Lita's reasoning for wanting to go home. Matt puts his arm around my waist to get me to the car. On the way out of the club I tell Jeff I really like this club. It has a dance floor that spins round and round. Jeff starts to laugh and tells Lita I am way beyond smashed at this point. Jeff runs off to get the car while Matt tries to hold me up. All of a sudden I decide I am really sleepy and want to sleep.
Once Jeff pulls up Matt puts me in the backseat with Lita. I am practically lying in her lap. " Lita have I ever told you I really love your hair? It's so red, kinda like fire". This sets me off into a fit of laughter. She looks at me like I'm nuts. " We just came from the Fireball. Lita you should work there. You look just like fire". After this announcement I fall asleep. I wake up to someone gently slapping my face. " Come on Princess time to get you to bed." I look up at Jeff. " Jeff we just met aren't you moving a little fast. Not that I don't think that you're really hot because you are but we did just meet today." He leans in the back seat and hauls me out. Matt and Lita are walking ahead of us.
As we cross the lobby I suddenly decide I don't want to walk anymore and want to sleep some more. Just as I am about to hit the floor Jeff grabs me. " Ok Jess I hope you don't remember any of this tomorrow and if you do please forgive me." I just look up at him and before I know it I'm in the air. Jeff has thrown me over this shoulder. As Jeff carries me over to the elevator I decide to just enjoy the view. " Jeffie, has anyone ever told you that you have a really cute tush?" I hear laughter and look over at Matt and Lita. They are almost rolling around on the floor laughing. Then I look to the left and see that they have some company. Oh god, oh no. Please oh please tell me that isn't Hunter, Sean, Kevin and Scott. I blink my eyes a few times hoping to make them go away. Remember when you were little and thought if you couldn't see someone then they magically couldn't see you. Well I figured I would give it a go. I put my hand over my face in hopes maybe they wont know it's me.
After what seems like forever we reach the elevator and get inside. It's a tight fit with all of us but luckily hotels have larger elevators to accommodate people and their luggage. Jeff puts me down and I turn to face the front of the elevator because as soon as we get to my floor I'm taking off for my room. I hear the ding and as the doors open I step off. But with no luck on my side everyone else gets off the elevator too. I try to walk like I'm ok but I stumble a few times in my boots. Damn shoes, its all their fault I can't walk. Just as I reach my door I figure I can make it in without any comments from them but I spoke to soon.
. " Jess is that you?" I hear the laughter in Hunter's voice. Damn him."Well hello Hunter. Fancy running into you here .Hi guys nice to see you too." I try to pass off the fact that I have some dignity left but I hiccup really loudly and everyone just busts loose laughing. " I hate all of you. What? You've never seen a drunk person before?" This just makes them laugh harder. " Oh yeah well you are all crappy wrestlers and I hope you all never win any another belt as long as you all live." Instead of the desired effect it just makes them all laugh till they have tears streaming down their faces. Lita is leaning on Matt for support. Scott is hunched over trying to catch his breath. Sean is sitting on the floor. Jeff, Kevin and Hunter are all leaning against the wall. " That's right keep laughing. Go ahead. It's ok because none of you were ever my favorite Superstars to begin with."
I turn around and try to get into my room but the damn key won't work. I keep sliding it in but the red light keeps blinking, taunting me. Hunter comes over and grabs the key out of my hand. " Umm Jess, it usually helps when you put the key in, in the right way." He unlocks the door for me and hands me my key back. I walk into my room and turn to look at all of them. I go to close the door but then swing it back open. I flip them all off, and let me tell you it would have made Steve proud. I then slam the door shut to the sounds of their laughter.
I walk over to my bed and try to pull my boots off. I end up on my ass on the floor. I finally get them off and climb into bed. I lay there on my back for a second when everything that has just happened replays itself in my head and I can't help it but I start to laugh. I haven't laughed so hard in all of my life. All of a sudden my laughter stops. Oh god, none of them are going to let me live this down. What the hell are they going to put me through tomorrow morning? That's my last thought as I drift over to a deep sleep.
Side Note: The Fireball is just a place I made up. But it does sound like a cool place to hang out. Once again feedback is always appreciated.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The only thing around here I own is the computer I am typing this on. Well I don't even own that. My parents brought it for me. Oh well, but I do own Jessica.
Summary: Jessica enjoys her night out with the Hardy's and Lita
After about 10 minutes of driving Matt finally pulls up in front of a club. I look out of the window and see it's called The Fireball. Ok interesting name but the question is, is it any fun? We get out of the car and the bouncer just waves us right in. I guess they come here a lot. Once we get inside I take a minute to take in the atmosphere. The walls are all painted black with flames going up and down them. All the tables are red and I think the best part had to be the dance floor. It was clear but underneath it they had fake flame torches going off so it looked like you were dancing on top of a pit of fire. I couldn't wait to get out on the floor. Jeff and Lita ran over to the dance floor while Matt and I decided to head over to the bar to get some drinks.
The bartender starts to wave to Matt as we approach him. " Hey Matt, long time no see. What brings you here tonight?" Matt shakes the guys hand. " Hey Joe, We had a show tonight in town. Plus this is Jess's first night being with the WWF. She is one of the new personal assistants. And you know Lita, she loves any chance she can get to go out and party. Her and Jeff are out on the dance floor." Joe checks me out." Hi I'm Joe, any friend of the Hardy's is a friend of mine. So what can I get you guys?" I look at Matt because I remember Hunter said they really don't like to drink. " We will have four beers just to celebrate Jess's job then we will have our usual water. Especially Jeff, he dances so much that I think if we don't keep him full of water he may faint eventually." Joe goes and gets us our beers. After he hands them to us we turn to walk away when Joe calls us back. " Aren't you forgetting something Hardy? This is Jess's first time here so that means she has to do the customary three shots of tequila. Think your up for it Jess?" Little does he know Erica and I used to play drinking games while we watched Raw and Smack down.
" Hit me with your best shot. I can handle it." He pours three shot glasses full of tequila. I pick one up at a time and just down them like they are water. After I'm done I look up at him. Ok I admit my eyes are just a tad bit glassy and the room is only spinning a little bit. " See I told you I could handle it. Come on Matt lets go find Jeff and Lita". We wave to Joe was we walk away. Matt leans over and tells me his is impressed I downed the shots like that. I just smile and shrug. We find Lita and Jeff on the dance floor. Matt waves them over to us. " Ok guys, here is a toast to our new friend Jessica. May she enjoy her job with the WWF". Lita throws in a toast too. " And may she eventually get the chance to kick Alexia's ass". Not to be out done Jeff has one of his own. " And may she always be safe while she is in the ring. Even if it's just for training right now." Well if they all have one then its only fitting I have one too. " And may I hopefully make all my dreams come true in the WWF." We clink bottles and drink up. I put my bottle down after drinking half of the bottle in one shot.
" Hey Jess, are you a light drinker? You only had one beer and you already look drunk." Matt tells Lita I had to do the three shots before. Her mouth forms an O in understanding. We all had out to the dance floor. I dance with Jeff and Lita dances with Matt. After awhile we switch partners. Jeff leans over and asks when are Lita and I going to dance together. I tell him when him and Matt dance together then so will Lita and I. Jeff just shakes his head laughing. He says he loves his brother but not enough to dance with him. After about three more songs I head over to the bar to get everyone some water.
When Joe asks me what I want I tell him four waters then change my mind. Tomorrow I start work, I won't be able to really let loose for awhile so I tell him make that three waters and another shot of tequila and a beer. I was already feeling the effects of the other drinks but I figured I could handle a little more. I do my shot at the bar and take the other drinks back to everyone else. What harm can another beer do anyway?
Two hours and four more beers later I suddenly remembered I wasn't the one who could handle my alcohol that was Erica. Usually after a few drinks I would pass out on the couch. Bad time to think of this now. Lita takes one look at me and announces to the guys we are going home. Once Matt and Jeff walk over to me they understand Lita's reasoning for wanting to go home. Matt puts his arm around my waist to get me to the car. On the way out of the club I tell Jeff I really like this club. It has a dance floor that spins round and round. Jeff starts to laugh and tells Lita I am way beyond smashed at this point. Jeff runs off to get the car while Matt tries to hold me up. All of a sudden I decide I am really sleepy and want to sleep.
Once Jeff pulls up Matt puts me in the backseat with Lita. I am practically lying in her lap. " Lita have I ever told you I really love your hair? It's so red, kinda like fire". This sets me off into a fit of laughter. She looks at me like I'm nuts. " We just came from the Fireball. Lita you should work there. You look just like fire". After this announcement I fall asleep. I wake up to someone gently slapping my face. " Come on Princess time to get you to bed." I look up at Jeff. " Jeff we just met aren't you moving a little fast. Not that I don't think that you're really hot because you are but we did just meet today." He leans in the back seat and hauls me out. Matt and Lita are walking ahead of us.
As we cross the lobby I suddenly decide I don't want to walk anymore and want to sleep some more. Just as I am about to hit the floor Jeff grabs me. " Ok Jess I hope you don't remember any of this tomorrow and if you do please forgive me." I just look up at him and before I know it I'm in the air. Jeff has thrown me over this shoulder. As Jeff carries me over to the elevator I decide to just enjoy the view. " Jeffie, has anyone ever told you that you have a really cute tush?" I hear laughter and look over at Matt and Lita. They are almost rolling around on the floor laughing. Then I look to the left and see that they have some company. Oh god, oh no. Please oh please tell me that isn't Hunter, Sean, Kevin and Scott. I blink my eyes a few times hoping to make them go away. Remember when you were little and thought if you couldn't see someone then they magically couldn't see you. Well I figured I would give it a go. I put my hand over my face in hopes maybe they wont know it's me.
After what seems like forever we reach the elevator and get inside. It's a tight fit with all of us but luckily hotels have larger elevators to accommodate people and their luggage. Jeff puts me down and I turn to face the front of the elevator because as soon as we get to my floor I'm taking off for my room. I hear the ding and as the doors open I step off. But with no luck on my side everyone else gets off the elevator too. I try to walk like I'm ok but I stumble a few times in my boots. Damn shoes, its all their fault I can't walk. Just as I reach my door I figure I can make it in without any comments from them but I spoke to soon.
. " Jess is that you?" I hear the laughter in Hunter's voice. Damn him."Well hello Hunter. Fancy running into you here .Hi guys nice to see you too." I try to pass off the fact that I have some dignity left but I hiccup really loudly and everyone just busts loose laughing. " I hate all of you. What? You've never seen a drunk person before?" This just makes them laugh harder. " Oh yeah well you are all crappy wrestlers and I hope you all never win any another belt as long as you all live." Instead of the desired effect it just makes them all laugh till they have tears streaming down their faces. Lita is leaning on Matt for support. Scott is hunched over trying to catch his breath. Sean is sitting on the floor. Jeff, Kevin and Hunter are all leaning against the wall. " That's right keep laughing. Go ahead. It's ok because none of you were ever my favorite Superstars to begin with."
I turn around and try to get into my room but the damn key won't work. I keep sliding it in but the red light keeps blinking, taunting me. Hunter comes over and grabs the key out of my hand. " Umm Jess, it usually helps when you put the key in, in the right way." He unlocks the door for me and hands me my key back. I walk into my room and turn to look at all of them. I go to close the door but then swing it back open. I flip them all off, and let me tell you it would have made Steve proud. I then slam the door shut to the sounds of their laughter.
I walk over to my bed and try to pull my boots off. I end up on my ass on the floor. I finally get them off and climb into bed. I lay there on my back for a second when everything that has just happened replays itself in my head and I can't help it but I start to laugh. I haven't laughed so hard in all of my life. All of a sudden my laughter stops. Oh god, none of them are going to let me live this down. What the hell are they going to put me through tomorrow morning? That's my last thought as I drift over to a deep sleep.
Side Note: The Fireball is just a place I made up. But it does sound like a cool place to hang out. Once again feedback is always appreciated.