Title: It's My Time
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Once again I don't own the WWF or it's Superstars. I do however own Jessica.
Summary: Jessica has to face the after affects of the night before plus she finds out who she will be assisting this week.
I wake up to the sound of the phone ringing. It feels like someone has hit me repeatedly in the head with a sledgehammer. I try to bury my head under the pillow but the ringing just won't stop. Someone out there must really hate me to be calling me this early. A glance at the clock says it's only 7:30 in the morning. I reach over and pick up the phone. " Hello, whoever this is I am sure the devil himself has sent you. Now go back to where you came from and leave me alone." I hear a chuckle on the other end of the line. " Hunter I swear to God if this is you, you better be wearing a cup later on when I see you or your hopes of some day being a father will be long gone." The laughter just gets louder. " Jess, open the damn door. I'll take my chances of not being protected or armed." He hangs up the phone and I just stare at it for a second. Then the loud knocking starts. Oh god please kill me. I promise to never ever drink another drink as long as I live.
I attempt to get out of bed but only succeed on ending up on my ass again. I was all twisted up in the sheets. As I walk to go open the door a quick glance in the mirror tells me I look frightful. Good maybe my appearance will scare him so badly I can go back to bed for another hour in peace. By now Hunter is pounding on the door and I am sure he is going to wake up the whole hotel. I grab the door and swing it open. " What do you want? Why didn't you knock to being with instead of calling me? In one day's time you have become a thorn in my side." He smiles at me and holds out a bottle of aspirin. I quickly grab it and run into the bathroom to get some water. He explains that he did knock but I didn't answer so he called me from his cell phone. When I walk back out I see him sitting on my bed.
" Ok I take it back. You're not a thorn in my side. Your back to being my knight in shining armor. Are you happy now?" Hunter leans back on the bed so his back is against the headboard. " Baby I will be whatever you want me to be." I can't help it I laugh and two seconds later I am holding my head in my hands from the terrible pain. I grab a pillow and throw it at him. " I'm in pain here. Don't make me laugh. It's not fair; I've never done anything mean to you, well yet anyway. But give me time because pay back is a bitch and so am I." Hunter looks at me for a minute.
" Take off your clothes." I look at him like he has just told me he is the elected president of the planet Mars. " What?" " I said take off your clothes." " What?" " Jess, I don't think Steve will appreciate you stealing his catchphrase. I know he is your favorite Superstar and all but this is getting a little ridiculous." I just continue to stare at him for a minute.
" Let me get this straight. You are in my bed, you look at me and tell me to take off my clothes and I am the one being ridiculous? Guess again buddy boy." Hunter gets up and walks over to me. I start to back up. Before I know it I'm right in front of the bathroom.
" First off get your mind out of the gutter Jessie dear. When I said to take off your clothes I thought you would know I meant for you to shower and change. Secondly, baby when I want your clothes off of you to get you into bed I will be the one stripping them off of you." I stare at him with my mouth open. He slaps me on the ass and pushes me into the bathroom and shuts the door behind me.
I hear him open the door to leave my room. " Jess get ready and meet me downstairs in a half hour. Everyone has decided to have breakfast together. We will wait for you in the lobby so hurry up and no going back to bed. If I have to come back up here we both won't be getting out of bed for the whole day." As an answer Hunter leaves to the sound of me putting the shower on.
Exactly 25 minutes later I step off the elevator. Sure enough everyone is waiting for me in the lobby. I really don't want to face everyone after last night and I turn to go back in the elevator to go back to bed but I remember Hunter's promise to come get me. I turn back around and head towards them. " Morning everyone." All conversation stops. They all turn to look at me. " Good morning Jessica." I hate them all. Instead of being nice normal people and quietly saying good morning, in unison they all have to scream it. My head is pounding. I'm waiting for my eyes to just shoot out of my head from the pressure. I flip them off again like last night and stalk off to the restaurant in the hotel to eat. Lita runs to catch up with me. " So Lita I guess Jeff and Matt aren't the only ones around here that are trained huh?" I slowly turn towards her smiling. " Ha ha very funny. I'll let it slide because I am sure you feel like crap right now."
We step into the restaurant and the waiter sits our large group in the back. I am sitting between Matt and Sean. Lita, Jeff and Scott are sitting across from us. And Hunter and Kevin are at the opposite ends of the table. I quickly grab my menu and put it in front of my face in hopes no one will notice me and start to hassle me. Amazingly enough breakfast passes without incident. Maybe they will take pity on me today. I guess I spoke to soon. As we are getting up to leave to head to the arena I notice Jeff keeps fixing the back of his pants. Sean asks him what's wrong? " I don't know Sean do you think I should go upstairs and change into something more tight to show off my ass. Very recently I have been told I have a very nice tush." This sets them all off.
I stand up and throw my napkin on the table. " How old are all of you? 10, 12, no let me guess 5. Go ahead keep laughing. I seem to just be the best source of amusement for all of you. That's fine. I won't stick around for you guys to keep laughing at. Once we get to the arena I am going to Vince and telling him I quit." I walk off but not before I let them all see I have tears streaming down my face. I hear them all calling my name to stop and wait up.
I keep my back to them and wait for them to catch up. Lita tries to grab my arm to turn me around but I pull my arm away. They all start to apologize. Kevin speaks up. " Jess we were only kidding around. We wouldn't kid around with you if we didn't like you. Usually we all pick on Sean but we decided to give him a few days off from it. If you don't want us to kid around with you anymore we won't but please don't quit because of us." I am still facing around from them. They all notice my shoulders start to shake. I let out a strangled sob and turn around. " Gotcha!" I start to laugh uncontrollably. " See boys and girl, that is why I am going to be a superstar. I sure as hell can act. Then again you guys are all pretty easy to fool. You don't look like the brightest bunch."
I start to laugh even harder. Then I notice they aren't laughing with me. I slowly start to back up with my hands in the air. " Guys, I was kidding. See it was all a joke. Ha ha hee hee. See you were supposed to laugh. Umm guys?" Sean and Hunter are at the front of the pack. " Hey Jess, we have two words for ya. Run fast!" I take the hint and run laughing out of the lobby. I look behind me to see them in hot pursuit. I run outside and look around for a place to hide but I guess I wasn't fast enough. Before I know it Hunter has picked me up and thrown me over his shoulder. He starts to march back towards the group. It's funny lately I seem to keep ending up thrown over men's shoulders. This time I decide to keep my opinions to myself about Hunter's ass.
Hunter puts me down in front of the group. " Ok well I caught her. What do you suggest we do with her?" They all stare at me. I can tell they all want to laugh. Kevin waves them over to make a huddle. I stand there awaiting my punishment. I hope to god they don't throw me in the fountain in front of the hotel. When they all come back Jeff delivers the verdict. " We've decided it would be too easy to get you back right now so we will reserve the right to get you later. But rest assured you will never see it coming." I look at Jeff. " And here I was thinking you were the sweetest of the bunch. You're pure evil Jeff Hardy." He laughs. " Call me whatever you want princess."
Ok course now I have to worry about when this supposed attack will happen. I really do hate all of them. They all look like they have devious minds so who the hell knows what will happen when they all join forces. I ride to the arena with Lita and the Hardy's. Hunter and the N.W.O follow us in their car. Once we get to the arena I hop out of the car. It's almost 10 and I don't want to be late. I really don't want to give Miss Adams another reason to bitch at me. I turn to tell everyone I will see them later when I see they are all surrounded by fans and are giving autographs. I call out to Matt and tell him I am heading inside and will catch up with them later. He nods his head and I run inside.
Thankfully, Smack down is being taped in the same arena as Raw last night so I find the cafeteria on my own. I walk in and see the other girls are sitting there together laughing and giggling. I just march over and take the furthest seat away from them. Miss Adams walks in at exactly 10 o'clock on the dot. " Ok ladies, I have your assignments for the week. If any problems a rise just come find me or call me. My cell phone number is in your info packet with your itinerary for the week." She calls us up one by one. The other girls go up before me and once they sit down I watch them open their envelopes to find out who they have.
Tiffany gets Glen Jacobs. I hope the Big Red Machine will be able to handle her for a week. April gets Jeff and I can't help but laugh. Mr. Hardy is in for a long week. Gwen gets Duane. I wonder if she will smell what the Rock is cooking? Diana gets Hunter. I am faced with two emotions. One is disappointment because I won't be the one with him this week. Relief is the second emotion and it's for the same reason. I need to stay focused and this little flirtation I have with Hunter will not help me. Alexia my favorite person in all the land looks pissed off at who she got. I lean closer to hear her tell the girls she has Mark for the week. Yes there is a god. I will have to have myself a little talk later with the dead man. Maybe I won't have to wait too long to get my revenge.
Finally Miss Adams calls me up and hands me my envelope. " Remember Miss Price I will be watching you this week. Don't let me hear about you seducing your client or any one else's client. From here on out you better walk a very straight line because the minute you step off it I will be right there to nail your ass to the wall. Understand?" What a fucking bitch. " I understand crystal clear." I grab my stuff and walk away. I sit down and slide the stuff out of my envelope. Very nice, we get our own cell phones. I will have to make sure I call Erica later. I glance over my itinerary for the week and see that it's not too bad. Finally I get to the piece of paper that tells me who I will be with for the week. I let out a loud laugh when I see who it is. Then I wince. My headache isn't completely gone yet. I get up to go find my client.
I manage to find his dressing room on my own. I lift to my hand to knock on the door. I hear him yell come in. I swing the door open and lean against the doorframe. I stare him up and down before I speak. " Well it looks like we meet again, Mr. Jericho."
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Once again I don't own the WWF or it's Superstars. I do however own Jessica.
Summary: Jessica has to face the after affects of the night before plus she finds out who she will be assisting this week.
I wake up to the sound of the phone ringing. It feels like someone has hit me repeatedly in the head with a sledgehammer. I try to bury my head under the pillow but the ringing just won't stop. Someone out there must really hate me to be calling me this early. A glance at the clock says it's only 7:30 in the morning. I reach over and pick up the phone. " Hello, whoever this is I am sure the devil himself has sent you. Now go back to where you came from and leave me alone." I hear a chuckle on the other end of the line. " Hunter I swear to God if this is you, you better be wearing a cup later on when I see you or your hopes of some day being a father will be long gone." The laughter just gets louder. " Jess, open the damn door. I'll take my chances of not being protected or armed." He hangs up the phone and I just stare at it for a second. Then the loud knocking starts. Oh god please kill me. I promise to never ever drink another drink as long as I live.
I attempt to get out of bed but only succeed on ending up on my ass again. I was all twisted up in the sheets. As I walk to go open the door a quick glance in the mirror tells me I look frightful. Good maybe my appearance will scare him so badly I can go back to bed for another hour in peace. By now Hunter is pounding on the door and I am sure he is going to wake up the whole hotel. I grab the door and swing it open. " What do you want? Why didn't you knock to being with instead of calling me? In one day's time you have become a thorn in my side." He smiles at me and holds out a bottle of aspirin. I quickly grab it and run into the bathroom to get some water. He explains that he did knock but I didn't answer so he called me from his cell phone. When I walk back out I see him sitting on my bed.
" Ok I take it back. You're not a thorn in my side. Your back to being my knight in shining armor. Are you happy now?" Hunter leans back on the bed so his back is against the headboard. " Baby I will be whatever you want me to be." I can't help it I laugh and two seconds later I am holding my head in my hands from the terrible pain. I grab a pillow and throw it at him. " I'm in pain here. Don't make me laugh. It's not fair; I've never done anything mean to you, well yet anyway. But give me time because pay back is a bitch and so am I." Hunter looks at me for a minute.
" Take off your clothes." I look at him like he has just told me he is the elected president of the planet Mars. " What?" " I said take off your clothes." " What?" " Jess, I don't think Steve will appreciate you stealing his catchphrase. I know he is your favorite Superstar and all but this is getting a little ridiculous." I just continue to stare at him for a minute.
" Let me get this straight. You are in my bed, you look at me and tell me to take off my clothes and I am the one being ridiculous? Guess again buddy boy." Hunter gets up and walks over to me. I start to back up. Before I know it I'm right in front of the bathroom.
" First off get your mind out of the gutter Jessie dear. When I said to take off your clothes I thought you would know I meant for you to shower and change. Secondly, baby when I want your clothes off of you to get you into bed I will be the one stripping them off of you." I stare at him with my mouth open. He slaps me on the ass and pushes me into the bathroom and shuts the door behind me.
I hear him open the door to leave my room. " Jess get ready and meet me downstairs in a half hour. Everyone has decided to have breakfast together. We will wait for you in the lobby so hurry up and no going back to bed. If I have to come back up here we both won't be getting out of bed for the whole day." As an answer Hunter leaves to the sound of me putting the shower on.
Exactly 25 minutes later I step off the elevator. Sure enough everyone is waiting for me in the lobby. I really don't want to face everyone after last night and I turn to go back in the elevator to go back to bed but I remember Hunter's promise to come get me. I turn back around and head towards them. " Morning everyone." All conversation stops. They all turn to look at me. " Good morning Jessica." I hate them all. Instead of being nice normal people and quietly saying good morning, in unison they all have to scream it. My head is pounding. I'm waiting for my eyes to just shoot out of my head from the pressure. I flip them off again like last night and stalk off to the restaurant in the hotel to eat. Lita runs to catch up with me. " So Lita I guess Jeff and Matt aren't the only ones around here that are trained huh?" I slowly turn towards her smiling. " Ha ha very funny. I'll let it slide because I am sure you feel like crap right now."
We step into the restaurant and the waiter sits our large group in the back. I am sitting between Matt and Sean. Lita, Jeff and Scott are sitting across from us. And Hunter and Kevin are at the opposite ends of the table. I quickly grab my menu and put it in front of my face in hopes no one will notice me and start to hassle me. Amazingly enough breakfast passes without incident. Maybe they will take pity on me today. I guess I spoke to soon. As we are getting up to leave to head to the arena I notice Jeff keeps fixing the back of his pants. Sean asks him what's wrong? " I don't know Sean do you think I should go upstairs and change into something more tight to show off my ass. Very recently I have been told I have a very nice tush." This sets them all off.
I stand up and throw my napkin on the table. " How old are all of you? 10, 12, no let me guess 5. Go ahead keep laughing. I seem to just be the best source of amusement for all of you. That's fine. I won't stick around for you guys to keep laughing at. Once we get to the arena I am going to Vince and telling him I quit." I walk off but not before I let them all see I have tears streaming down my face. I hear them all calling my name to stop and wait up.
I keep my back to them and wait for them to catch up. Lita tries to grab my arm to turn me around but I pull my arm away. They all start to apologize. Kevin speaks up. " Jess we were only kidding around. We wouldn't kid around with you if we didn't like you. Usually we all pick on Sean but we decided to give him a few days off from it. If you don't want us to kid around with you anymore we won't but please don't quit because of us." I am still facing around from them. They all notice my shoulders start to shake. I let out a strangled sob and turn around. " Gotcha!" I start to laugh uncontrollably. " See boys and girl, that is why I am going to be a superstar. I sure as hell can act. Then again you guys are all pretty easy to fool. You don't look like the brightest bunch."
I start to laugh even harder. Then I notice they aren't laughing with me. I slowly start to back up with my hands in the air. " Guys, I was kidding. See it was all a joke. Ha ha hee hee. See you were supposed to laugh. Umm guys?" Sean and Hunter are at the front of the pack. " Hey Jess, we have two words for ya. Run fast!" I take the hint and run laughing out of the lobby. I look behind me to see them in hot pursuit. I run outside and look around for a place to hide but I guess I wasn't fast enough. Before I know it Hunter has picked me up and thrown me over his shoulder. He starts to march back towards the group. It's funny lately I seem to keep ending up thrown over men's shoulders. This time I decide to keep my opinions to myself about Hunter's ass.
Hunter puts me down in front of the group. " Ok well I caught her. What do you suggest we do with her?" They all stare at me. I can tell they all want to laugh. Kevin waves them over to make a huddle. I stand there awaiting my punishment. I hope to god they don't throw me in the fountain in front of the hotel. When they all come back Jeff delivers the verdict. " We've decided it would be too easy to get you back right now so we will reserve the right to get you later. But rest assured you will never see it coming." I look at Jeff. " And here I was thinking you were the sweetest of the bunch. You're pure evil Jeff Hardy." He laughs. " Call me whatever you want princess."
Ok course now I have to worry about when this supposed attack will happen. I really do hate all of them. They all look like they have devious minds so who the hell knows what will happen when they all join forces. I ride to the arena with Lita and the Hardy's. Hunter and the N.W.O follow us in their car. Once we get to the arena I hop out of the car. It's almost 10 and I don't want to be late. I really don't want to give Miss Adams another reason to bitch at me. I turn to tell everyone I will see them later when I see they are all surrounded by fans and are giving autographs. I call out to Matt and tell him I am heading inside and will catch up with them later. He nods his head and I run inside.
Thankfully, Smack down is being taped in the same arena as Raw last night so I find the cafeteria on my own. I walk in and see the other girls are sitting there together laughing and giggling. I just march over and take the furthest seat away from them. Miss Adams walks in at exactly 10 o'clock on the dot. " Ok ladies, I have your assignments for the week. If any problems a rise just come find me or call me. My cell phone number is in your info packet with your itinerary for the week." She calls us up one by one. The other girls go up before me and once they sit down I watch them open their envelopes to find out who they have.
Tiffany gets Glen Jacobs. I hope the Big Red Machine will be able to handle her for a week. April gets Jeff and I can't help but laugh. Mr. Hardy is in for a long week. Gwen gets Duane. I wonder if she will smell what the Rock is cooking? Diana gets Hunter. I am faced with two emotions. One is disappointment because I won't be the one with him this week. Relief is the second emotion and it's for the same reason. I need to stay focused and this little flirtation I have with Hunter will not help me. Alexia my favorite person in all the land looks pissed off at who she got. I lean closer to hear her tell the girls she has Mark for the week. Yes there is a god. I will have to have myself a little talk later with the dead man. Maybe I won't have to wait too long to get my revenge.
Finally Miss Adams calls me up and hands me my envelope. " Remember Miss Price I will be watching you this week. Don't let me hear about you seducing your client or any one else's client. From here on out you better walk a very straight line because the minute you step off it I will be right there to nail your ass to the wall. Understand?" What a fucking bitch. " I understand crystal clear." I grab my stuff and walk away. I sit down and slide the stuff out of my envelope. Very nice, we get our own cell phones. I will have to make sure I call Erica later. I glance over my itinerary for the week and see that it's not too bad. Finally I get to the piece of paper that tells me who I will be with for the week. I let out a loud laugh when I see who it is. Then I wince. My headache isn't completely gone yet. I get up to go find my client.
I manage to find his dressing room on my own. I lift to my hand to knock on the door. I hear him yell come in. I swing the door open and lean against the doorframe. I stare him up and down before I speak. " Well it looks like we meet again, Mr. Jericho."