Disclaimer: I don't own ninja turtles. Beware of weirdness and randomness.

A/N: (translation) we have four special guests. There are some songs. So don't sue me!

Ryoko: Oh… no! What to do? What to do?

Arista: I'm not sure. It's not an easy choice. Ryoko!!!!

Ryoko: What…

Arista: Since it's your fault. You should do it and apologize to him. You shouldn't talk to strangers.

Mikey: If she's going, I'm going too.

*Mika, Paco, and Kasumi came out of the kitchen. Kasumi gives Ryoko some chocolates.*

Kasumi: ^_^ Here you go.

Ryoko: Thanks *eats the chocolates*

Paco: *notice that the computer is off* Hey Ryoko

Ryoko: What

Paco: What happen to Mr. Man123?

Ryoko: Oh, he left

Raph: Oh… Mr. Man123 told her to meet at the alley at 1 am

Mika: Why? I thought he lives in Idaho.

Kasumi: I think he's lying again.

Arista: That's why I told her to go to the alley.

Paco: If she's goes, I'll go

Mika: Same here

Kasumi: Ditto

Leo: I think we should all go together.

Donny: Yeah, just in case Mr. Man123 is a who we think he is.

Raph: Yeah, its no place for a 15 year old girl goes by herself.

Ryoko: *interrupts* That's right. I'm not going alone, even if I'm good at martial arts. Mikey, Kasumi, Paco, and Mika will be there with me.

Arista: You know you have a point. I'm going with you because you're my sister and so is Leo, Donny, Mikey, and Raph.

Mikey: I ready said that.

Leo: I know.

Raph: Mikey will come because his girlfriend.

Mikey: *shouts* SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFREIND. SHE'S MY FRIEND.

Donny: Then why did you ask her out for a date.

Mikey: Man, we haven't discussed anything about relationships.

Arista: SHUT UP!!!!

Ryoko: *stands up* I think Mikey and I are going to be alone right now.

Mikey: What did I do?

Ryoko: Just get over there

Mikey: Um… ok

*Mikey and Ryoko left the room.*

Arista: I wonder if it's about their relationship.

Leo: I'm not sure.

Donny: I don't know what they're up to.

Mika: I think we'll bug Mr. Man123 some more.

*Ryoko and Mikey walk back to the room*

Ryoko: Ok so what do you want to talk about?

Paco: To annoy Mr. Man123

Donny: Great, it's almost 1 am

*Everybody gets up and walks to the alley*

Kasumi: I hope I'm ready

Mika: The turtles will protect us.

Kasumi: I know, but what will happen if there's too many soldiers.

Ryoko: Chill, bud!

*They're at the alley. Mika, Paco, and Kasumi has a cup of coffee from Dunkin Donuts. Raph is being impatient.*

Raph: Who the hell is Mr. Man123? Come on I wanna know.

Paco: Hey Ryo, wants some chocolates

Ryoko: CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!! *eats 5 chocolate bars *

Arista: Great job, Paco

Paco: Thanks for what

Arista: *shouts at Paco* You gave her 5 chocolate bars!

Paco: I know we get hyper.

Arista: You're weird.

Paco: Yes, I am thank you very much.

Leo: So, when's Mr. Man123 going to show?

*There's a man who is 6 feet tall. He has a sword. It reveals one person, the Shredder.*

Shredder: You stepped into my trap.

Raph: What trap?

Mika: You're Mr. Man123? *burst out laughing*

Shredder: *shouts* STOP LAUGHING!!! NOW YOU'RE IN A DEAD END, ANY LAST WORDS?

*The all the girls but Ryoko just shaking. Ryoko steps towards Shredder*

Ryoko: Yeah, I have to say something.

Shredder: Like what?

Ryoko: *starts dancing like a maniac* IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

*Mikey joins song. Dancing next to Ryoko*

Ryoko and Mikey: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

*A dancing banana appears from nowhere and joins the song, dancing like an idiot. Everybody is standing there, confuse.*

Banana, Mikey, & Ryoko: Where he at *4 times* There he go *4 times* Peanut Butter Jelly *4 times* Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat *2 times*

Arista: Where'd that dancing banana come from?

Paco: *looks up* uh... I don't even know what they're doing?

Mika: I think they're dancing with a banana and acting like idiots.

Arista: I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT!

Banana, Mikey, & Ryoko: Now, break it down and freeze *4 times* Where he at *4 times* There he go *4 times* Peanut Butter Jelly *4 times* Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat *2 times*

*Kasumi decides to join*

Banana, Mikey, Kasumi, & Ryoko: Now tic tac toe (uh-huh) Tic tac toe (let's go) Tic tac toe (you got it) Tic tac toe (let's ride)

*Arista also wants to join*

Leo: Arista, what are you doing?

Arista: If you can't beat them, confuse them

Banana, Mikey, Kasumi, Arista & Ryoko: Where he at *4 times* There he go *4 times* Peanut Butter Jelly *4 times* Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat *2 times* Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style *2 times*

*Suddenly that animated donkey appears. The banana sees the donkey and jumps on its back*

Mikey, Ryoko, Banana, & Donkey: Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Please… please. Please… Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey…

*Donkey walks away with the banana*

Shredder: *confuse* o….k… I don't know where that banana and a donkey came from? Let's continue and forget the last words. Foot soldiers ATTACK!!!!

*Suddenly the same donkey kicks Shredder in the rear end. He went flying into the sky*

Banana and Donkey: Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Please… please… please. Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey! Let Me Ride That Donkey, Donkey!

Arista: I knew that there something good about the donkey.

Mika: It looks like team Shredder blasting off again!

*Everybody but the banana and donkey give her a glare*

Donny: You like Pokemon?

Mika: No! I was joking.

Paco: You know I really like that guy.

*The turtles give her a weird look*

Donny: Excuse me?

Raph: You like Shredder?

Paco: Well, why not? He's funny. I wanna have his phone number. So I can bother him more.

Arista: Let's say he's not coming back.

Ryoko: Oh well… Hey Mikey, Paco, Kasumi, Mika! Wanna go follow the donkey and the banana

Mikey: yea

Paco and Mika: of course!

Kasumi: ^_^ I want to go!

Leo: You know we should all go to the pizza place together instead.

Arista: Great idea, Leo!

*They're at pizza place. There's a karaoke stage.*

Man: *announces* Ladies and Gentlemen, who wants to sing a song?

Mika: *raises her hand* Me, Mikey, Kasumi, Ryoko, and Paco want to sing.

Man: Ok come right up!

*Mika, Paco, Kasumi, Ryoko, and Mikey come up to the stage*

Man: So what song do you guys want to sing?

Mika: *hyper* Hyakugojuuichi

Man: A what?!?!?!

Ryoko: It means "one hundred fifty one"

Man: We don't have a cd.

Kasumi: *holds up her cd* I have it.

Man: That's good. *puts the cd in the stereo. The music starts. JayJay the jet plane appears*

JayJay: Nakama no kazu wa sorya (That's the number of my friends)

Yappari Zettai Gatchiri (Indeed Absolutely)

Ooi hou ga ii! (The more the better)

Gutai-teki ni wa sorya (Definitely it's that)

Hakkiri Kikkari Tappuri (Clearly Full of them)

Hyakugojuuichi! (A hundred and fifty-one)

Sukoshi yuuki ga arya (If you have the guts)

Batchiri Shikkari Nikkori (Get at it Hang on tight Smile)

Nakama wo geetto! (And get friends!)

Da kedo mo tamanya arya? Ukkari Sukkari Gakkuri (But occasionally if you've got that)

Nakama chou-getto! (And super get friends!)

Kimi-tachi to no deai wa zenbu (I remember all of them well)

Chanto oboete 'ru (My first encounters with you guys)

Kizutsukeatta koto mo atta kedo (There were also painful moments but)

Sore wa 'e~to' wasureta (Speaking of which 'uhhh' I forgot)

Madamada takusa~n (Surely)

Kanarazu doko ka~ ni (There's gotta be yet a lot of friends)

Nakama wa iru hazu (Somewhere)

Hyakugojuuichi no yorokobi (A hundred and fifty-one joys)

Hyakugojuuichi no yume (A hundred and fifty-one dreams)

Hyakugojuuichi no omoide (A hundred and fifty-one memories)

Mezashite~ ganbaro-! (Aim on and do your best!)

*Harry Potter appears from nowhere.*

*A/N: I don't why I put Harry Potter in this chapter.*

*A/N2: Kasumi: Beats me. It's your fic.*

*A/N3: You like Harry Potter. I saw it on the internet. That's why I put in the fic.*

Mikey, Ryoko, Mika, Kasumi, Paco, & Harry Potter: Nakama no kazu wa sorya (That's the number of my friends)

Yappari Zettai Gatchiri (Indeed Absolutely)

Ooi hou ga ii! (The more the better)

Gutai-teki ni wa sorya (Definitely it's that)

Hakkiri Kikkari Tappuri (Clearly Full of them)

Hyakugojuuichi! (A hundred and fifty-one)

Sukoshi yuuki ga arya (If you have the guts)

Batchiri Shikkari Nikkori (Get at it Hang on tight Smile)

Nakama wo geetto! (And get friends!)

Da kedo mo tamanya arya? Ukkari Sukkari Gakkuri (But occasionally if you've got that)

Nakama chou-getto! (And super get friends!)

Mikey, Ryoko, Kasumi, Mika, and Paco: TV says Donuts are high in fat Kazoo,

Found a hobo in my room.

It's Princess Liea, the yodel of life.

Give my sweater back or I'll play the guitar

*Leo, Arista, Raph, and Donny star at them weirdly*

Ryoko, Mikey, Kasumi, Mika, Paco, and Harry: Madamada takusa~n (Surely)

Kanarazu doko ka~ ni (There's gotta be yet a lot of friends)

Nakama wa iru hazu (Somewhere)

Hyakugojuuichi no yorokobi (A hundred and fifty-one joys)

Hyakugojuuichi no yume (A hundred and fifty-one dreams)

Hyakugojuuichi no omoide (A hundred and fifty-one memories)

Mezashite~ ganbaro-! (Aim on and do your best!)

*Suddenly, they saw 3 Pee Wee Hermins driving a van running Pikachus over.*

Arista: ok, that was something…

*A/N4: I can't believe I put pee wee in this fic. Oh well, at least I kill pikachus! Muahahahaha!*

JayJay, Mika, Kasumi, Mikey, Paco, Ryoko, & Harry Potter: TV says Donuts are high in fat Kazoo,

Found a hobo in my room.

It's Princess Liea, the yodel of life.

Give my sweater back or I'll play the guitar

Madamada takusa~n (Surely)

Kanarazu doko ka~ ni (There's gotta be yet a lot of friends)

Nakama wa iru hazu (Somewhere)

Hyakugojuuichi no yorokobi (A hundred and fifty-one joys)

Hyakugojuuichi no yume (A hundred and fifty-one dreams)

Hyakugojuuichi no omoide (A hundred and fifty-one memories)

Mezashite~ ganbaro-! (Aim on and do your best!)

Hyakugojuuichi no yorokobi (A hundred and fifty-one joys)

Hyakugojuuichi no yume (A hundred and fifty-one dreams)

Hyakugojuuichi no omoide (A hundred and fifty-one memories)

JayJay, Mika, Kasumi, Mikey, Paco, and Ryoko: Mezashite~ ganbaro-! (Aim on and do your best!)

*Shredder crash down from the floor*

Shredder: ouch…

*Raph, Leo, Donny, and Arista cheers.*

Arista: Wow, great timing!!!

Leo: That was interesting.

Donny: You speak Japanese?

Ryoko: No! We speak Chinese.

Raph: Yeah just in time when Shredhead hits the floor.

Kasumi: Wow that was fun.

Paco: *grins at Shredder* Oh Shredder…

Shredder: *put his hand to his head* what?

Paco: I need you!!

Shredder: *scared* NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! *runs away from Paco*

Paco: *after Shredder* Wait Shredder, I wanna to give be your friend so we can live in the garbage together.

Shredder: I'M NOT GOING INTO THE GARBAGE CAN WITH YOU! *runs out of the building*

*Paco runs after him. Everybody sweat drops*

Donny: Great… he got away.

Leo: Um… he's not getting away from Paco.

Mika: I think so.

Raph: Man, she's weird.

Ryoko: *sarcastic* Really? I couldn't have told you that.

Mikey: Yeah… hey want another large pepperoni pizza.

Kasumi: I want some more.

Mika: Me too.

Ryoko: I get the slice first….

*They heard Shredder's voice from outside*

Shredder: NO!!! NOT THE YELLOW GARBAGE CAN!!!

*Everybody went outside and they saw Paco dragging Shredder in the yellow garbage can. Shredder is stuck*

Ryoko: What's going on?

Paco: Come on Shredder! We can live there and sing our song.

Shredder: I DON'T WANNA TO LIVE IN THE GARBAGE CAN!!!!

Paco: I know you didn't mean it. *jumps in the second yellow garbage can* Now, let's sing our song.

Shredder: What song is it?

Paco: *sings to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"* We all live in the yellow garbage can, the yellow garbage can, the yellow garbage can.

Shredder: *cover his ears* NO!!! NOT THAT SONG!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

Arista: *holds her video camera* Good thing I video taped that.

Shredder: What?!

Ryoko: *burst out laughing* Oh man we can bug him all the time.

Shredder: I wish I was at hell. *he tips the garbage can and starts rolling, screaming* I…. hate… garbage… cans… *it falls off bridge*

*Paco gets out of the garbage can. Everybody runs to the bridge.*

Paco: What is Shredder doing? Killing himself?

Ryoko: I think so.

Kasumi: What an idiot. I can't believe the garbage could roll off the bridge.

Mikey: Dude, I wanna to try that.

Ryoko: No you are not.

Leo: Come on guys lets go home.

Arista: You're right! I'm tired

Mika: Then go to sleep. *grabs Paco* Lets go Paco!

Paco: I wanna to know if he's ok.

Raph: *picks her up and carry her to the lair* You shouldn't mess with Shredder

Paco: But he's funny.

Ryoko: I have to agree with Raph! Let's watch some movies. Ok?

Paco: Fine

Ryoko: I learned my lesson. If you're wondering who Mr. Man123 is, it's Shredder. So, he's not going online for a while.

Raph: *yells* Stop with that Mr. Man123 junk.

The End?

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Man that was a weird chapter. Lol! Review my fic and no bad comments about this chapter. "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" by The Buckwheat Boys, "Let Me Ride That Donkey" by the 69 Boyz, "Hyakugojuuichi" is from Pocket Monsters Japanese ending song.