Yeah…
Remember in The Real Thing, Helga was working for Venus magazine. Well, Venus magazine has chosen Helga and Arnold as their "Couple of the Year". Arnold being the rich, very well-known executive CEO of his popular advertising company; and Helga being the famous poet who works for the magazine.
This is your chance to ask them your questions, and get some of their answers. You can ask them ANYTHING.
Let's see if you all want to play along with this.
Or else I'll just drop it. =)
DISCLAIMER: (I always forget these) I do NOT own HEY ARNOLD! or any of his friends.
Here at VENUS Magazine, we like to get you involved in current affairs. Updated health tips to make your life satisfying (page 104), monthly bedside astrologers (page 100), celebrity candid photos (page 75), info on the stars (page 24) and more (please consult Table of Contents)!
And as you all know, we always have our annual COUPLE OF THE YEAR feature where we here at VENUS Magazine choose a very well known couple whose love story has touched us all and who have shown most promise and most impact on our lives. We have a ballot enclosed so you all can vote for who YOU the READER thinks is the
COUPLE OF THE YEAR! The results will be posted up in the next issue.
Now it's the time you've ALL been waiting for! The results for COUPLE OF THE YEAR have been counted. It has been a tough and close race. We here at VENUS Magazine are pleased to announce that…
Helga Pataki and Arnold ~smudge~ have been chosen as your COUPLE OF THE YEAR with an over-whelming 95%!
Helga Pataki has published two books filled with her famous poetry which have been featured in many pieces of literature and has won the Emily Dickens Award numerous amounts of times. She is also working for VENUS MAGAZINE!
Arnold ~smudge~ owns the NY Knicks and is the Executive CEO of Marcus and Bradely Advertising. The nation-wide known company which advertises almost everything from Aunt Amy's Apples to Yahoo! soda.
Through thick and thin, through broken hearts and forgotten love…these two have conquered it all! (Of course, we would explain their love story but there's already a stupid story out about it…)
As usual, there will be a reader Q and A for the couple. Ask anything you want!! From what they eat in the morning to what they don't wear at night!
Dear
Helga,
What is Arnold's pet name????//
-French Toast
Dear
French Toast,
Arnold prefers it if I didn't say his
pet name in a popular magazine. But I'll tell you that it starts with S and
rhymes with Nookums. I only use it sometimes. Arnold is grumbling. He says Hi.
-Helga
Dear
French Toast,
Hi this is Arnold. MY PET NAME IS NOT
SNOOKUMS!
-Arnold.
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A/N: I'm so stupid…LOL. That last remark I mean…Have fun, review with your questions!
Please excuse my spelling mistakes. =( I'm tired.