Chap. 2: Some Qs and some As

Thanks for all the letters! We will now be answering your questions!

A/N to Velvet Chocolate --- of course you can…I'm not holding you back or anything.

Dear Arnold,
What is Helga's pet name?
- Crazy Monkey

Dear Crazy Monkey,
 Sometimes I call Helga Angel or Princess. But sometimes she can act like a …witch…
Ow! Helga! Stop hitting me!
 -Arnold.

Arnold,
Whats HELGA's nickname?

Helga and Arnold,
What is the most embarrassing thing you two have ever done together? hmm????

-That Sock in the Fridge (Tano)

Dear That Sock in the Fridge (Tano),
 Together, Arnold and I have done a numerous amount of embarassing things together. Some were like at the wedding reception, we had to have our first slow dance together. Naturally, Arnold is very clumsy and as he led me to the center of the floor, he tripped and fell, pulling me down with him! Everyone laughed. Heh…heh…Oh, and we all felt embarassed for Arnold when he tried to play tennis. Man, oh man. He couldn't hit a beachball even with the biggest tennis racket.


 Love,
   Helga

Dear Arnold-
 if you were traveling down the interstate and all of a sudden your bowl of goldfish fell of the table would you dig a hole, buy a furby, or make a potato salad?

Dear Helga- if your house was TP'd during Halloween by undercover flying monkeys what would you do? Free the Animals! FREE THE ANIMALS!!! They will takeover all life on Mars!!! muhahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!

Thaddeus Gamelthorpe

Dear Thaddeus Gamelthorpe…
  Are you on medication? Why would I carry goldfish with me traveling down the interstate? WHY WOULD THERE BE A TABLE IN THE CAR? My answer would be dig a hole. For those poor dead goldfish…
  -Arnold.

Dear Curly…
Monkeys don't fly. But thanks for playing anyway!
 - Helga

Dear Arnold and Helga,
You're story is so incredibly sweet.
Tell us the truth Arnold, was it ever love at first sight with Helga and if not, what finally turned your attentions to her?
 ~Mouse

Dear Mouse,
 I can't say that it was love at first sight with Helga. I mean, way in the beginning when we were preschoolers I thought she was a cute kid with the pink bow and all. But I never could see us together after she started punching everyone and calling me football head, or hair boy…I thought she was an awful person. The last person I'd ever wanted to marry would be Helga. I've always wanted to marry Lila.
Look what happened.
I guess during High School she kind of grew on me. Without her insults and stuff, she turned into a much more beautiful person. Heh. She was just so sweet. And when I kissed her for the first time…whoa…it was just like everything fell together.
 - Arnold.

Dear Helga and Arnold –
 Who's better at arm wrestling?
  -Poison Ivory

Dear Poison Ivory,
 You have a very pretty name! But anyway, personally, between the two of us, I am MUCH better at arm wrestling than Arnold is. He loses so quickly. Sure, he may seem strong, but really he's not.
 - Helga

Poison Ivory -
 Don't listen to Helga. We've barely arm wrestled before, and anyway I always let her win. That's the sad thing about love. Men have to pretend they're weak.
 -Arnold


Dear Arnold and Helga,
Do you have any children,and if not how many do you plan to have?
- Betsy

Dear Betsy,
 Currently we do not have any children…yet. We've barely been married for a year and I think we'd like to enjoy being a couple for a longer time. Though, I think I am expecting. Hehe. I plan to have two kids, one boy and one girl. Two girls is icky.
 - Helga
Dear Betsy,
 I agree with Helga. Wait…Helga…you're…?????
- Arnold

Dear Helga and Arnold,
I have six questions…
1. Where did you go on your honeymoon?
2. Arnold, what's Helga's best physical feature?
3. Helga, what's Arnold's best physical feature?
4. Arnold, what's your favorite outfit Helga wears?
5. Helga, were you sweet at the wedding, and lightly stuff the wedding cake in his mouth or did you shove it in his face?
6. What's your house like?
- WAYAMY27NARF

Dear WAYAMY27NARF,
 On our honeymoon, Helga and I went to Paris. We flied first class, and stayed there for a week. We danced in the moonlight, stayed in a beautiful four-star hotel. We went site-seeing and had a blast. Picniced in front of the Eiffel Tower and even spoke a little french. Did a little french kissing too. Haha…
 Helga's best physical feature is her eyes. Once you look into them, you can tell everything about her. They make her so beautiful. I could die looking into her eyes. They always make me feel good.
 My favorite outfit Helga wears is maybe that one low-cut red dress with spaghetti straps and a long slit on the side. Either that or anytime she wears a white tanktop and boxers. Haha…
-Arnold

Dear WAYAMY27NARF,
 Arnold's best physical features are his hands. I love his hands. They're not like other mens'. His are soft and smooth, not coarse and rough. They do things so well…and his chest. Man, he has a very chiseled body…
 And of course I was very sweet at the wedding! I fed Arnold a little bitty piece of cake, and he lilked it off my fingers. Then I got a bigger piece of cake and let him take a bite and I smeared it on his face. He got mad and smeared the cream on his face on me. So you win some, you lose some.
 Our house is beautiful. It's big, and beautiful. It was Arnold's house he was planning to live with Lila in. It's just on the outskirts of the city. The garden in the front is so pretty! With roses and petunias, and lilies! There's also a big pine tree which we never would even think of cutting down. Inside, there's marble floor and there are paintings everywhere. We have three fireplaces, four TVs, six rooms, three baths…it's just wonderful. You have to see it to believe it!
 - Helga

Dear Arnold-
Has Helga let you see her nine year old poetry? And how'd u become owner of tons o' stuff?
 -Bree

Dear Bree -
 No, Helga has not let me see her nine year old poetry. She says that it's humiliating and she would never ever let me read them. But she says on our one year wedding anniversary, she'll let me read a couple. I've already read her other two poetry books. But oddly enough none of them included the ones from when we were still in PS 118…
And I became owner of "tons o'stuff" by luck. Sort of. I was in college, and working in the field of law. Then my grandpa tells me his old friend (Harvey Marcus) died and since he and my grandpa were super close, he gave his big advertising company to him (his partner Joe Bradely had retired). I graduated and all, and then began working for the company. Once I was old enough, Grandpa decided to give it to me. So, that's how I became the rich man I am.
 -Arnold

Dear Arnold,
Hi Arnold,here ish some few questions I wanna ask you ^_^.
1. How did Helga and you met?
2. Do you think imma annoying? o.o?
3. Do you enjoy answering these questions from a crazied-author who always totures her favorite characters in her own stories? (Rue[Threads of Fate]: Uh-oh...)
4. Have you ever eaten sugar carrots before?
5. Do you like bunnies? (I swear... if you say no...)
6. So, do you like the number six?
7. Can you think up a question less than 1 second?
8. What do you think my IQ ish?
9. Do you play any kind of instrument?
10. Can you spell?
11. Was it love at first sight when you first saw Helga? (seriously... don't lie)
12. Aren't these dumb questions annoying you?
13. Snookums, snorting white-out ish bad for you..

- Cherry

P.S. I am NOT dumb and my IQ ish quite high o_o. I'm just sugar-high XD;;;



Dear Helga,

Did you know, that when you sniff the smarts candies powder, you sneeze like crazy?
How old are you?
Do you believe this is my real name, well... it is... Cherry ^_^.
Do you watch any Japanese Animation kind of shows? (NOT including Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon... they are a shame for all cool animes out there.... no offence)
I can't think of anything to ask... baiiness ^_^.
-Cherry  

Dear Cherry,
 Whoa, that's a LOT of questions there…well, anyways…
1. Helga and I met when we were in preschool. But then again, we fell back in love when we were at our High School reunion.
2. Uhhh…
3. I'm always open to questions.
4. Sugar carrots?
5. Sure
6. I prefer 10
7. Maybe
8. I have no idea…
9. the guitar…and the harmonica.
10. Yeah
11. There were a couple of sparks…but it took time.
12. Not really
13. Oooook….
 - Arnold

Dear Cherry,
 You are quite energetic, aren't you?
1. Yes, I did know that.
2. That's normally question I wouldn't be asked…but I'm 30.
3. It's a cute name, dear.
4. Um. Not really…sorry. But I just don't.
 - Helga

(A/N: I don't really watch Anime either…but, uh, sometimes I watch CCS…and uh my friends are trying to make me watch Love Hina cuz it's my theme anime…)

To Helga: IS Arnold a snoring sort of person?
To Arnold: Does Helga act like a Mistress In The Bedroom?

To Helga: Does Arnold rule the house hold, or do you?
To Arnold: Does Helga have a Nickname? If so, what is it?
~~~~Signed Velvet Chocolate!!

Velvet Chocolate,
 Yes, Arnold does snore occasionally. Only if he's dreaming though. And, of course, I rule the household. Just kidding. We rule together.
 -Helga

Velvet Chocolate,
 Helga does sometimes act like a "mistress in the bedroom" haha…and she does have a nickname which I have mentioned before.
 -Arnold

A/N…in the next chapter (if I even have one) you can ask questions about…OLD LOVERS. Muahaha…and uh…Yeah.

Anyways…

If you want, think of more questions!