Hey man, since I'm so totally bored, I realized that I had a Q and A with Arnold and Helga! So, I figured, Helga and Arnold must answer all your questions! =) I mean, it's only fair. Helga and Arnold are a bit rude this time around. Sorry.

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Um if you where yellow and had green hair what would your name be.

- Beckie

Beckie-

First of all…I wouldn't be yellow. Second of all, green hair is not my thing. Lastly, check your grammar.

- Helga

Dear Arnold,

Hie!! I'm back and I'm disappionted at your answers, Arnold ^_^. You should answer them in COMPLETE SENTENCES *coughcoughhinthintwinkwink* Geez, what *do* you get in your test scores?
Anyways, these are my questions ^_^. (Dun complain!! ):D!! it's good to ask alot of questions).
1. Did you know that your life is at stake (spelling?) by any author who can plot anything bad against you? ^_^? (I'll be making a Hey Arnold story soon..... kekekeke XD;;;)

2. Does your hand gets tired when you write answers for the people?

3. Did you know that YOU'RE NOT REAL? And I AM? ^___^? =} heh... anyway, you were first made by dis show named 'Hey Arnold'. BWUAHAHAHAHAH XDD!!!

4. o.o;; uh... don't take this as an offence.

5. If you dropped a bowl of magical pixies in the river and they happen to die of *breathing* too much air, what would you.......

a. Mourn
b. Ask yourself why magical pixies even exist
c. go buy a fluffy bunnie instead (I would do that)
d. Dig a hole and throw rocks in it
e. Get a new bowl and happen to adapt being a fishy
f. ask Helga for advice
g. Make yourself a smoothie
h. Jump in after those magical pixies.

^_^ thats all for now, thanks and bye!!


From the hyper-crazied-author-who-is-obessed-with-drawing-and-mini-stuff,

Cherry.

Dear Cherry,
 Wow, you're such an active person.
 1. Wow, really?
 2. No, my hand doesn't get tired because I'm typing it.

 3. (no comment)
 4. (no comment)
 5. B
 Sincerely,
 Arnold

Dear Helga,

Hi Helga!! How are you? Is your day fine? Is it hailing yet? Anyway here's my questions

1. If Arnold choses choice letter F "Ask Helga for advice" about the bowl Arnold dropped and killed the magical pixies of *breathing* too much air and died. What sort of advice will you give him?

2. If you had a boy and a girl, what will you name them?

3. Did you know that there's this game Threads of Fate and I think it's really really cool ^_^ I wanna name myself Mint!! She's sooo cool (actually... she remind me of you o.o;)

I can't think of anything anymores ^_^, baiiness!!

From,
Cherry

Dear Cherry,
 I am fine, thanks. My day has been swell, thanks. No, it's not hailing in the summer.
1. Umm…I'd tell him to just let it be and hide the pixies in the forest.
2. I'd name them after Arnold's parents. But if I had more than just one boy and/or one girl…then I'm not sure.
3. Wow…

- Helga

My friend Lindsay Cunningham wants to know how you guys got into the TV. "It's so little!" she says. "How do they do that?" And while we're on the subject, how did you get into this tiny little laptop? And how come I can't see you?

 - Poison Ivory.

To Lindsay Cunningham,
 We're on TV?! Oh my gosh! WE MUST BE ON SOME NEW FREAK REALITY TV SHOW! Thanks for the warning.
 - Helga and Arnold.

Dear Arnold,
1: Have you ever seen a UFO? (I have)
2: You got any of them taquitos?
3: Have you any tolerance for INSANE people? (I'll stop your questions there, in case you don't)

Dear Helga,
1: Have you ever heard of the freakiness of Sex_With_Tony_Haha? (that's a person... or it used to be)
2: You are San-TA?
3: Can I sit in front of your chair and beg for presents?

That's all... For now but you can bet all your cupcakes that I will be back to torment you with the insanity of the GIRHA

Byeness! Pyx: Witchy Paranormal Investigator

Dear Pyx,
This is Arnold.
1. No.
2. No, sorry.
3. Suure.

Hi now this is Helga!
1. No.
2. What?
3. …

- Helga and Arnold.

Helga and Arnold,
Do you guys like tv? What's your fave tv show?
Do you like doggies?
Do you like kitties?
My kitty's name is Ashley!
Do you believe in demons?
Do you know your house is being haunted?
Neither did I. Okay, time to go onto serious-mode.:
Helga, is Phoebe still your best friend?
Arnold, is Gerald still your best friend?
K, I'm done! Need more SUGAR!!!
-Dawn Summers

Dawn Summers,
 Yes, we like TV. We're quite fond of the show FRIENDS. Yes, we like dogs. Actually, Arnold's still quite in love with his pig. Sure, kitties are nice. I don't believe in demons. Neither does Arnold. That's scary. Yes, Phoebe is still my best friend. And Gerald is still Arnold's best friend.

 - Helga

Dear Arnold-

1. if you were on a plane and all of a sudden a stampede of elephants led by the Undertaker and that 'dude your gettin a dell' guy, how many monkeys do you think you'd be able to get into a barrel?

2. how many socks can you eat in 1 minute?

3. if the british were coming and were armed with fish and frogs how many times were you told to tie your shoes?

4. what color is your nuclear powerpole?

5. are you on some kind of medication? if so- what?

6. peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers under the train while his orange plantation hit him with brass pipes?

7. do you like doggy treats, cause i got to many to eat, i wondering if you might like some?

 - Thaddeus Gamelthorpe.

Thaddeus –

1. 15 monkeys. I'm sure of it.

2. Zero.

3. Three times.

4. I don't have one.

5. No…

6. Huh?

7. No, thanks.

- Arnold.

To Helga:
Did you ever love Brainy?
And whatever happened to him?

To Arnold:
When did you fall out of love with Lila?
How did you keep yourself from going unsane everytime she said 'Ever so sweet' 'ever so nice' 'ever so wonderful' etc.?

 - horse-girl

Horse-girl,

 I never loved Brainy. He scared the heck out of me. Hmm, actually, I don't know what happened to him.
 -Helga

Horse Girl,

 I fell out of love with Lila when I saw Helga again at our reunion. Yep…Actually, I don't think I ever was in love with Lila. I always went insane when she was "ever so"…you know. And I think Brainy went off to marry Gloria.

 - Arnold.

Dear Helga,
What happened to Brainy(I dunno how to spell!)? I KNOW that he loved you. So...what happened? And also...would Arnold get mad at Brainy if he once loved you?

~Fushigi-chan!

Dear Fushigi-chan,

 WOW all this FASCINATION about BRAINY. (sigh). He went off with Gloria. End of story. No, Arnold's not that kind of person. Heehee.

 - Helga .

hiyeeeee, s'mee again! i have more, better (or you could call them worse -.-') questions for the "happy couple", hehe

1.) Helga, have you ever loved anybody besides Arnold? and if not, do you ever get sick of Mr. Perfect over there? *points at Arnold* hmm???
2.) Arnold, how many people had you loved before Helga? hmm?
3.) Helga, doncha jest wanna smack me for saying HMM all the time? hmm?
4.) Arnold, will you come away with me, my darling? we could be free from the horrible witch helga, and live happily ever after with out 1 adopted child and 26 iguanas! *cackles* well? hmm? whaddya say, footballhead, sound like a deal?
5.) Helga, could you please not hurt me, I am a bleeder...
6.) Arnold, since you like helping people so much, couldya let me borrow some money for a SLURPEE? Im dying here, darling.
7.) Helga, Have you tolda arnold about the... hehe... statue you made of his used gum in 4th grade?
8.) Arnold, Could fish survive in coke?
9.) Helga, you know how there are feeder fish, bred to be fed to larger fish or other things? Well, I was wondering: Do you think cannibals have feeder children, whom, once they are "Ripe" are cooked and devoured like many taquitos?
10.) Arnold, where DID joe dimaggio go?
11.) Helga, How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
12.) Arnold, if someone says they hate you, does that mean they actually love you?
13.) Helga, how in the world did you manage to keep your hair so stiff like that? You and Arnold musta spent alot o money on hairspray...
14.) Arnold, why can't i get a boyfriend?
15.) Helga, what would you say if i agreed to pay you $900 million for the football head there?
16.)Arnold, how come my mommy says I can't have sugar no more?
17.) Helga, how old am i?
18.) Arnold, What's your name? What's the color of the sky? What direction is up? hahaha
19.) Helga, what's your favorite flavor of underpants?
20.) Arnold, tighty whities or boxers?
21.) Helga, where HAVE all the flowers gone?
22.) Arnold, if E=MC2, how come Chickens can't speak swahili?
23.) Helga, I really love your socks. Could you send me one?
24.) Arnold, can i have your lil blue hat?
25.) Helga, How come orange is a noun and an adjective? and can you conjugate latin verbs?
26.) hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... fashizzle is a funny word... oh a question.. um.. donchoo think fashizzle is a funny word?

 - That Sock In The Fridge (Tano)

Dear Tano,
 Wow, there are SO MANY questions. Arnold and I will try our best to answer them.
1. Haha, I've always loved Arnold. But then again, I've loved Brad Pitt too.
2. Well, I guess I've loved Lila before. But not truly. You know? Hey, OUCH! Helga! You said you wouldn't pinch me!
3. …if you wanted me to.

4. How about…no?

5. I know where you live…you'd better not sleep alone tonight.
6. Stop calling me darling! And how do I give money to you?
7. Heh…heh…SHHH!

8. I…suppose.
9. Yeah. I mean, hasn't that happened before? That someone killed someone just to eat them?
10. He went away.
11. 1928
12. Hahaha, I suppose. I guess I'd say that from experience.
13. Riiiight.
14. Beats me.
15. You sooo do not have 900 million dollars. Besides, he's MINE.
16. Because you abuse it.
17. I'd say 14.
18. My name is Arnold. The sky is blue. Up is the opposite of down.
19. There are no flavored underpants.
20. Boxer Briefs.
21. What flowers?
22. Chickens can't even speak Latin.
23. …
24. No.
25. Orange is both a THING and something DESCRIPTIVE. No, I don't conjugate latin verbs.
26. Fashizzle.

- Arnold and Helga.

Last but not least…

Arnold and Helga:
1) Arnold, does Helga still call you Football-head? And if so does she call you that when she's mad at you or does she use it affectionatly?
2) Helga, are you still best friends with Phoebe? And did she end up with Tall-Hair Boy (the loser that he is...)?
3) Do you like walruses or penguins better? (this question is important politicaly speaking)
4) What's your favorite comic book of all time?
5) Helga, have you ever had any lesbian tendencies?
From Under Your Shoe,
NUTS (Nothing Up This Sleeve)

NUTS:

1) Yes, she still calls me Football-Head. She uses it when she's being affectionate. It's like we're in the bed, and she's wearing some really skimpy clothes and she'll be like "Hey, Football Head…" Ouch! Hey…err…Helga's not very happy with me saying that. You don't want to know what she calls me when she's mad.

2) Yes, I'm still best friends with Phoebe. Well, she did end up with him.

3) Err…no comment.

4) Helga likes the Archie comics. I, on the other hand, like Spiderman. Whoo!

5) No.

~ Helga and Arnold

A/N: Hope you enjoyed. I just had to answer all these questions.

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Thanks a lot!