Theme Park Madness-Chapter 2
Conzie: (comes out of the hospital) thanks to some people-(glares at cast and friends) I ended up going to the hospital. But! With a little bit of authoress power, I'll be perfectly fine!
Koko/Joan: IT'S CONNIE! ATTACK!!
Conzie: AHHHH!!! ON WITH THE STORY!
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And so the night came and passed, and soon it was 9 o' clock.
Mokuba: (whining) Seto! Where are they?
Seto: Soon! (I wish I had aspirin)
Conzie: Here! An unlimited supply of aspirin. I'm afraid you guys are going to need it.
Mokuba: Ehhh? OO..Big Brother.what's that?
Conzie/Seto: (eats some aspirin)
Yami: Hey Kaiba! Where's everybody else?
Yugi: (munching on chocolate) HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!! MOOOOOOKUBA!! YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE?
Mokuba: OKKIIIEE!! (eats chocolate) WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Yami: Got aspirin?
Seto: Got a unlimited supply.
Yami: GOOD! GIMME SOME~!
Seto: __ __.ever considered stashing away all of the chocolate?
Yami: Nope. I nev-
Isis: Hey Yami!
Yami: (turns red) Hi!!!
Marik/Malik: And she made me miss that show!
Seto: ___ ___ Uhhh.Marik and Malik.?
Malik: Yeah?
Seto: You're in limo Two! Umm.there's a TV there.uhh.go watch your show.
Marik: YAYyy!
Isis: (frowning) Now, don't forget, I'm holding your rod hostage!
Serenity: You too? (shows them red eyes) I'm holding joey's red eyes hostage.
Joey: (burst into tears) WAHHHHHHHHHHH***
Seto: Uhhhhh.
Joey: WHAT IF SHE TOOK YOUR BLUE EYES HOSTAGE!
Seto: OO.THE HORROR!
Joey/Seto: (crying on each other's shoulders)
Serenity/Mokuba: (BONK) PLEASE COME BACK TO YOUR SENSES!
Joey/Seto: X.O owwie.
Mai: Hey guys!
Joey: (turns red) ohh! You're here!
Seto: OOKK!! OFF WE GO TO LA!
Mokuba: What about Mr/Ms. Friendship?
Seto: I made them meet us there. I don't need their spit on the limos.
Mokuba: ^.~.I agree.
Seto: uhh.Malik and uhh.Marik are in Limo 2..uhh.who wants to go there?
Isis: I'd better.I mean like.I have their Rod in hostage.
Yami: I'm with you! (star filled eyes)
Yugi: I'm with Yami!
Mokuba: I'm with Yugi!
Seto: Okk.then the rest of us are in Limo 1.not to squishy there is it?
Mokuba: Nope!
Seto: Ok.if you guys get there earlier, call me by cellphone.
Mokuba: Gotcha! (Closes door)
Seto: Ok.(turns back the the rest of the people) So I guess it's jus-
Ryou: wAIIT FOR US!! (dragging bakura)
Seto: Oo.uhh.what took you so long?
Ryou: HE WOULDN'T MOVE HIS BIG ASS!
Bakura: HEY! MY ASS IS NOT BIG! I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT!
Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai: This is going to be a LOooOONNG trip. (eats more aspirin)
Ryou: IT'S THE TRUTH YOU-NOT BRITISHISH THING!
Bakura: HOW DARE YOU!
Seto: umm..let's just go.
Ryou/Bakura: (looks at seto) SHAADUP!!
Seto: (cries) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Serenity: (snatches ring) IT'S HOSTAGE NOW! IF YOU TWO DON'T SETTLE I'LL GIVE IT TO SETO!! NOW HUSH!
Seto: (stops crying) ^_________^
Everyone: AAASSPPIIRIINNN! (eats 10 bottles)
Ryou/Bakura: OO.my.prrreessiiiiiooooooouuuuuuuussss!
Everyone: _______________ _________________ (eats 11 bottles)
Serenity: (takes mallet) *WHACK*WHACK*
Everyone: (eats 20 bottles)
Ryou/Bakura: XX (falls unconscious)
Serenity: Anyone got sleeping pills?
Seto: Will this do? (holds up 5 pills)
Serenity: Yep! Keep them ready. They could wake up any second.
Seto: Right. DRIVER! LET'S ROCK AND ROLLL!
Everyone: (pulls bakura and ryou into car and eats more aspirin)
And finally, the trip started. They would get there in a hour, but what horrors would they meet while on the way? And what would happen at the park?
Serenity: Are we there yet?
Driver: No
Joey: Are we there yet?
Driver: No.
Mai: Are we there yet?
Driver: NO~!
Seto: ARE WE IN THE F*CKING NAMe OF RA THERE YET?
Driver: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TE-
Seto: (death glare)
Driver: (shuts up)
Seto: Be Ready to report to me after this trip. (cold icy voice)
Driver: Y-yess mr. Kaiba.
Seto: And close that screenish thing. I don't need you to bug us. Now, continue driving.
(screenish thing closes)
Seto: Back to peach and quiet. (sighs again)
Bakura: Owww.
Ryou: (wakes up) WHY YOU LITTLE PATHETIC PUNY THING DARE DEFY ME?
Bakura: (comes back to senses) YOU YOUNGSTER HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
Everyone else: -______________-
Serenity/Mai: (mallets raised) YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Bakura/Ryou: YOU CAN'T MAKE US!
Serenity: (waves ring in the air) I guess, this will be S-
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Serenity: SHUT UP!
Ryou: JUST GIVE US TH-
Mai/Serenity: (BONK BONK BONK BONK)
Everyone else: (eats more aspirin)
Bakura/Ryou: If.you.givee.us.thee rriingg.we promise we won't figgghhhhhttt..
Serenity: Ok.that's a deal. With one exception.
Ryou: what's that?
Serenity: I keep the ring for now, and if you two don't fight, then the ring is yours.
Bakura: Deal. Anything but those Kirby Mallets.
Serenity: All right. Deal. Thank goodness I don't need to endure you two for the rest of the ride.
Ryou: (makes his way up into the front) PERSON! ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: no.
Bakura: ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: No.
Joey: Are we there yet? (whinning)
Driver: NO!
Mai: Are we there yet?
Driver: NOO!
Serenity: Are we there yet?
Driver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seto: Driver, would you shut that window contraption?
Driver: OO. (closes window)
Malik: I love you!
Marik: You love me!
Malik: We a-
Isis: (takes mallet ready to hit them) DON'T FORGET YOUR ROD IS IN HOSTAGE!
Marik: oh.right.
(Everyone else fainted before the scene change)
Isis: Anymore funny business from you two, and the rod goes to Yami.
Malik: You can't give it to him. He's asleep!
Isis: Not for long!
Marik: what do you mean?
Isis: This! (Gives the sleeping Yami next to her a peck on the lips)
Yami: (groggy) Huuuhh?
Isis: (turns red) I TOLD YOU I COULD WAKE HIM UP!
Malik: S-s-she kissed him!
Marik: On the lips!.
Yami: (turns bright red)
Isis: (turns bright red) eh heh. ^.~.They wouldn't let me give you the rod, unless you we're awake.
Yami: ^^! I'm UP!
Isis: So, Malik, and your Yami. If you two don't behave, your rod is the pharaoh's!
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yami: (cheering from sidelines) Go Isis!! (waving pom-poms)
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Conzie: And yet! Another chapter done.
Koko/Joan: COME BACK HERE! (pulls conzie into the same big cloud dust fight, we encountered in Chappee 1)
Bird: Cheeep! Cheep Chep cheep! (Please R+R!)
Seto: (loads bazooka)
Bird: Tweet! Tweet! Cheep! (Have a good day!)
Seto: (fires)
Bird: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT! (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Seto: dang! I missed again!
Ryou: (pulls seto into big cloud dust fight) COME BACK HERE!
Seto: AAGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Everyone: (eats more aspirin)
Conzie: (comes out of the hospital) thanks to some people-(glares at cast and friends) I ended up going to the hospital. But! With a little bit of authoress power, I'll be perfectly fine!
Koko/Joan: IT'S CONNIE! ATTACK!!
Conzie: AHHHH!!! ON WITH THE STORY!
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And so the night came and passed, and soon it was 9 o' clock.
Mokuba: (whining) Seto! Where are they?
Seto: Soon! (I wish I had aspirin)
Conzie: Here! An unlimited supply of aspirin. I'm afraid you guys are going to need it.
Mokuba: Ehhh? OO..Big Brother.what's that?
Conzie/Seto: (eats some aspirin)
Yami: Hey Kaiba! Where's everybody else?
Yugi: (munching on chocolate) HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!! MOOOOOOKUBA!! YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE?
Mokuba: OKKIIIEE!! (eats chocolate) WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Yami: Got aspirin?
Seto: Got a unlimited supply.
Yami: GOOD! GIMME SOME~!
Seto: __ __.ever considered stashing away all of the chocolate?
Yami: Nope. I nev-
Isis: Hey Yami!
Yami: (turns red) Hi!!!
Marik/Malik: And she made me miss that show!
Seto: ___ ___ Uhhh.Marik and Malik.?
Malik: Yeah?
Seto: You're in limo Two! Umm.there's a TV there.uhh.go watch your show.
Marik: YAYyy!
Isis: (frowning) Now, don't forget, I'm holding your rod hostage!
Serenity: You too? (shows them red eyes) I'm holding joey's red eyes hostage.
Joey: (burst into tears) WAHHHHHHHHHHH***
Seto: Uhhhhh.
Joey: WHAT IF SHE TOOK YOUR BLUE EYES HOSTAGE!
Seto: OO.THE HORROR!
Joey/Seto: (crying on each other's shoulders)
Serenity/Mokuba: (BONK) PLEASE COME BACK TO YOUR SENSES!
Joey/Seto: X.O owwie.
Mai: Hey guys!
Joey: (turns red) ohh! You're here!
Seto: OOKK!! OFF WE GO TO LA!
Mokuba: What about Mr/Ms. Friendship?
Seto: I made them meet us there. I don't need their spit on the limos.
Mokuba: ^.~.I agree.
Seto: uhh.Malik and uhh.Marik are in Limo 2..uhh.who wants to go there?
Isis: I'd better.I mean like.I have their Rod in hostage.
Yami: I'm with you! (star filled eyes)
Yugi: I'm with Yami!
Mokuba: I'm with Yugi!
Seto: Okk.then the rest of us are in Limo 1.not to squishy there is it?
Mokuba: Nope!
Seto: Ok.if you guys get there earlier, call me by cellphone.
Mokuba: Gotcha! (Closes door)
Seto: Ok.(turns back the the rest of the people) So I guess it's jus-
Ryou: wAIIT FOR US!! (dragging bakura)
Seto: Oo.uhh.what took you so long?
Ryou: HE WOULDN'T MOVE HIS BIG ASS!
Bakura: HEY! MY ASS IS NOT BIG! I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT!
Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai: This is going to be a LOooOONNG trip. (eats more aspirin)
Ryou: IT'S THE TRUTH YOU-NOT BRITISHISH THING!
Bakura: HOW DARE YOU!
Seto: umm..let's just go.
Ryou/Bakura: (looks at seto) SHAADUP!!
Seto: (cries) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Serenity: (snatches ring) IT'S HOSTAGE NOW! IF YOU TWO DON'T SETTLE I'LL GIVE IT TO SETO!! NOW HUSH!
Seto: (stops crying) ^_________^
Everyone: AAASSPPIIRIINNN! (eats 10 bottles)
Ryou/Bakura: OO.my.prrreessiiiiiooooooouuuuuuuussss!
Everyone: _______________ _________________ (eats 11 bottles)
Serenity: (takes mallet) *WHACK*WHACK*
Everyone: (eats 20 bottles)
Ryou/Bakura: XX (falls unconscious)
Serenity: Anyone got sleeping pills?
Seto: Will this do? (holds up 5 pills)
Serenity: Yep! Keep them ready. They could wake up any second.
Seto: Right. DRIVER! LET'S ROCK AND ROLLL!
Everyone: (pulls bakura and ryou into car and eats more aspirin)
And finally, the trip started. They would get there in a hour, but what horrors would they meet while on the way? And what would happen at the park?
Serenity: Are we there yet?
Driver: No
Joey: Are we there yet?
Driver: No.
Mai: Are we there yet?
Driver: NO~!
Seto: ARE WE IN THE F*CKING NAMe OF RA THERE YET?
Driver: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TE-
Seto: (death glare)
Driver: (shuts up)
Seto: Be Ready to report to me after this trip. (cold icy voice)
Driver: Y-yess mr. Kaiba.
Seto: And close that screenish thing. I don't need you to bug us. Now, continue driving.
(screenish thing closes)
Seto: Back to peach and quiet. (sighs again)
Bakura: Owww.
Ryou: (wakes up) WHY YOU LITTLE PATHETIC PUNY THING DARE DEFY ME?
Bakura: (comes back to senses) YOU YOUNGSTER HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
Everyone else: -______________-
Serenity/Mai: (mallets raised) YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Bakura/Ryou: YOU CAN'T MAKE US!
Serenity: (waves ring in the air) I guess, this will be S-
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Serenity: SHUT UP!
Ryou: JUST GIVE US TH-
Mai/Serenity: (BONK BONK BONK BONK)
Everyone else: (eats more aspirin)
Bakura/Ryou: If.you.givee.us.thee rriingg.we promise we won't figgghhhhhttt..
Serenity: Ok.that's a deal. With one exception.
Ryou: what's that?
Serenity: I keep the ring for now, and if you two don't fight, then the ring is yours.
Bakura: Deal. Anything but those Kirby Mallets.
Serenity: All right. Deal. Thank goodness I don't need to endure you two for the rest of the ride.
Ryou: (makes his way up into the front) PERSON! ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: no.
Bakura: ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: No.
Joey: Are we there yet? (whinning)
Driver: NO!
Mai: Are we there yet?
Driver: NOO!
Serenity: Are we there yet?
Driver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seto: Driver, would you shut that window contraption?
Driver: OO. (closes window)
Malik: I love you!
Marik: You love me!
Malik: We a-
Isis: (takes mallet ready to hit them) DON'T FORGET YOUR ROD IS IN HOSTAGE!
Marik: oh.right.
(Everyone else fainted before the scene change)
Isis: Anymore funny business from you two, and the rod goes to Yami.
Malik: You can't give it to him. He's asleep!
Isis: Not for long!
Marik: what do you mean?
Isis: This! (Gives the sleeping Yami next to her a peck on the lips)
Yami: (groggy) Huuuhh?
Isis: (turns red) I TOLD YOU I COULD WAKE HIM UP!
Malik: S-s-she kissed him!
Marik: On the lips!.
Yami: (turns bright red)
Isis: (turns bright red) eh heh. ^.~.They wouldn't let me give you the rod, unless you we're awake.
Yami: ^^! I'm UP!
Isis: So, Malik, and your Yami. If you two don't behave, your rod is the pharaoh's!
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yami: (cheering from sidelines) Go Isis!! (waving pom-poms)
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Conzie: And yet! Another chapter done.
Koko/Joan: COME BACK HERE! (pulls conzie into the same big cloud dust fight, we encountered in Chappee 1)
Bird: Cheeep! Cheep Chep cheep! (Please R+R!)
Seto: (loads bazooka)
Bird: Tweet! Tweet! Cheep! (Have a good day!)
Seto: (fires)
Bird: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT! (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Seto: dang! I missed again!
Ryou: (pulls seto into big cloud dust fight) COME BACK HERE!
Seto: AAGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Everyone: (eats more aspirin)