Theme Park Madness-Chapter 3
Conzie: And so, A new chapter will be written today! A THIRD NEW CHAPTER! I'm making this up to you guys/gals because I was, and still am, behind. So just bear with me today!
Mai: Oh God.
The Yamis, Isis, Seto: RA!!!
Mai: Whatever!
Ra: (again out of nowhere) Did someone call me?
Everyone else: -_______- Uhh.hi!
Ra: hmph. I'll see you later. I'll be torturing that friendship girl and her boyfriend. (disappears)
Everyone: (snickers) Ok.so he really is her boyfriend. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Téa: I'm hurt! Friends don't do that to each other! Friends are-
Everyone: (Takes out Kirby Mallets, One in Each Hand) SHAAAdUP!
Conzie: On the count of Three!
Joan: Onee!!
Koko: Twooo!
Kirby: THRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!
Cast: (charges)
Joan/Koko/Conzie: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
Kirby: (Points at Abe)
Joan/Koko/Conzie: ABRAHAM!
Abe: ^______^ Eh heh.
Joan: (snatches game cube controller) HA! I USE LINK!
Link: Ehhh? Where is this place?
Koko/Conzie: Ehhhhh.
Joan: Link! USE YOUR SWORD TO POKE KIRBY'S BUTT!
Link: Ehh? (poke)
Kirby: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!! (Lands on Téa) AHHHHHHH! IT'S THE FRIENDSHIP GIRL!! NOOOO!!
Cast: (Goes get a controller)
Conzie: I chose Zelda!
Koko: I choose a blue Kirby!
(Both hit Téa Furiously)
Conzie: (turns away from game) Okk.anyways.on with the story! ^~~~~~^~^^^^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^
And, so they were on their way, To knotts berry farm. Isis ended up force feed her brother and his yami sleeping pills, while serenity was holding the ring, and red eyes hostage. (GO GIRRL!) (45 minutes passed)
Joey: ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: In 10 minutes.
Mai: ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: In 9 minutes
Ryou: ARE WE IN THE NAME OF RA THERE YET?
Driver: In 7.5 minutes.
Bakura: ARE WE, IN THE NAME OF RA, EVEN CLOSE TO THE RA DAMNED PLACE?
Driver: In 5.5 minutes.
Serenity: ARE WE, IN THE NAME OF RA, EVEN CLOSE TO THE RA DAMNED PLACE YET, DRIVER??
Driver: in 2.5 minutes.
Seto: WORKER! ARE WE IN THE NAME OF RA, EVEN F*CKING CLOSE TO THE RA DAMNED PLACE YET MR. DRIVER?
Driver: Yes! Mr. Kaiba! We are there!
Everyone: GOOOOD! YAYYYYYYYY!
Marik/Malik: *Snore*
Yami: According to my calculations, we should be there in 3 minutes.
Isis: Really?
Yami: Yep!
Mokuba: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (eating bar of chocolate)
Yugi: YYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (eating bar of chocolate)
Marik: (snort) huh?
Driver: We are here! Have a good day please!
Marik: (in his ear, he hollars) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Everyone including Driver: *Wince Wince*
Malik: OO! NO! I DIDN'T STEAL THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR! REALLY!!
Everyone including Driver: _________________ ________________|||
Driver: okkie! Everyone.um.out of the car!!
Everyone: Our pleasure. (tramples over everyone else trying to get out of the car.)
Seto: (Looks around) Looks like Limo Two arrived too.
Joey: Hey Yug! How'd it go?
Yugi: (holding ear) Not.to.good.Malik and Marik drove us insane.
Joey: Ryou and Bakura fought the entire way, until Serenity stuffed sleeping pills down their throats.
Mokuba: C'MON! LET'S ROCK AN ROLLL! PARTYYYYY TMIE!!!
Bakura: GHOST RIDER FIRST!
Everyone: ALL RIGHT!!!
And so they all went to look for that big, wooden roller coaster.
Mokuba: WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! CHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE !!!
Seto: YUGGGII! DID YOU GIVE HIM CHOCOLATE?
Yugi: YYYYYYEeeeeeeeeeAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mokuba: YEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAWWWWWWWW!!
Ryou: What fun!!
Bakura: (Sarcastic) Yeah right.
Marik: admit bakura. We didn't have this kind of stuff in egypt back then.
Yami: Yugi! Why didn't you tell me about this place?
Yugi: uhh.busy dueling?
Yami: oh.right.
Seto: NEXT RIDE!!!
Ryou: Uhhh.kaiba?
Seto: Yeah?
Ryou: isn't.that.p-p-peeggasus?
Everyone: (Eats 25 bottles of aspirin) WhAT?
Ryou: L-l-look!
Everyone: HOLY SHIT! RUNNN!!
Seto: Okk...next..ride!
Joey: (whinning) it's 11:30!! Let's eat!
Everyone: FINE!
Mokuba: LET'S EAT!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~**~
Conzie: and what is to happen while eating?
Bakura: GO! MEW-TWO! KILL TéA!!
Seto: SAMUS! KILL TRISTAN!!
Everyone: GOOOOO!! _______(name of character!! KILL THEM!!
Conzie: And Please have a good day!
Abe: I'm on a break!
Link: (jabs Abe) C'mon! Time to kill Tristan!
Abe: Just another minute!
Zelda: (death glare) hurry up!
Abe: BREAKS OVER!! TIME TO-
Conzie/Koko/Joan: KILL TRISTAN!!
Bird: Twweeet! Tweet Tweet! Tweet!! (And please read and review!)
Young Link: (controlled by Seto) Just another second.
Bird: TWEEET! Chirp Chirp! (have a good day!)
Young Link: (Fires Fire arrow)
Bird: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeePPPPPP!!! (HELPPPP!!!)
Young Link: (and misses) DARN!! O well.(goes back shooting Téa)
Joey: (using Pickachu) COME BACK HERE!
Young Link: oh.right. (goes back into cloud dust fight)
Conzie: And so, A new chapter will be written today! A THIRD NEW CHAPTER! I'm making this up to you guys/gals because I was, and still am, behind. So just bear with me today!
Mai: Oh God.
The Yamis, Isis, Seto: RA!!!
Mai: Whatever!
Ra: (again out of nowhere) Did someone call me?
Everyone else: -_______- Uhh.hi!
Ra: hmph. I'll see you later. I'll be torturing that friendship girl and her boyfriend. (disappears)
Everyone: (snickers) Ok.so he really is her boyfriend. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Téa: I'm hurt! Friends don't do that to each other! Friends are-
Everyone: (Takes out Kirby Mallets, One in Each Hand) SHAAAdUP!
Conzie: On the count of Three!
Joan: Onee!!
Koko: Twooo!
Kirby: THRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!
Cast: (charges)
Joan/Koko/Conzie: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
Kirby: (Points at Abe)
Joan/Koko/Conzie: ABRAHAM!
Abe: ^______^ Eh heh.
Joan: (snatches game cube controller) HA! I USE LINK!
Link: Ehhh? Where is this place?
Koko/Conzie: Ehhhhh.
Joan: Link! USE YOUR SWORD TO POKE KIRBY'S BUTT!
Link: Ehh? (poke)
Kirby: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!! (Lands on Téa) AHHHHHHH! IT'S THE FRIENDSHIP GIRL!! NOOOO!!
Cast: (Goes get a controller)
Conzie: I chose Zelda!
Koko: I choose a blue Kirby!
(Both hit Téa Furiously)
Conzie: (turns away from game) Okk.anyways.on with the story! ^~~~~~^~^^^^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^
And, so they were on their way, To knotts berry farm. Isis ended up force feed her brother and his yami sleeping pills, while serenity was holding the ring, and red eyes hostage. (GO GIRRL!) (45 minutes passed)
Joey: ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: In 10 minutes.
Mai: ARE WE THERE YET?
Driver: In 9 minutes
Ryou: ARE WE IN THE NAME OF RA THERE YET?
Driver: In 7.5 minutes.
Bakura: ARE WE, IN THE NAME OF RA, EVEN CLOSE TO THE RA DAMNED PLACE?
Driver: In 5.5 minutes.
Serenity: ARE WE, IN THE NAME OF RA, EVEN CLOSE TO THE RA DAMNED PLACE YET, DRIVER??
Driver: in 2.5 minutes.
Seto: WORKER! ARE WE IN THE NAME OF RA, EVEN F*CKING CLOSE TO THE RA DAMNED PLACE YET MR. DRIVER?
Driver: Yes! Mr. Kaiba! We are there!
Everyone: GOOOOD! YAYYYYYYYY!
Marik/Malik: *Snore*
Yami: According to my calculations, we should be there in 3 minutes.
Isis: Really?
Yami: Yep!
Mokuba: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (eating bar of chocolate)
Yugi: YYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (eating bar of chocolate)
Marik: (snort) huh?
Driver: We are here! Have a good day please!
Marik: (in his ear, he hollars) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Everyone including Driver: *Wince Wince*
Malik: OO! NO! I DIDN'T STEAL THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR! REALLY!!
Everyone including Driver: _________________ ________________|||
Driver: okkie! Everyone.um.out of the car!!
Everyone: Our pleasure. (tramples over everyone else trying to get out of the car.)
Seto: (Looks around) Looks like Limo Two arrived too.
Joey: Hey Yug! How'd it go?
Yugi: (holding ear) Not.to.good.Malik and Marik drove us insane.
Joey: Ryou and Bakura fought the entire way, until Serenity stuffed sleeping pills down their throats.
Mokuba: C'MON! LET'S ROCK AN ROLLL! PARTYYYYY TMIE!!!
Bakura: GHOST RIDER FIRST!
Everyone: ALL RIGHT!!!
And so they all went to look for that big, wooden roller coaster.
Mokuba: WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! CHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE !!!
Seto: YUGGGII! DID YOU GIVE HIM CHOCOLATE?
Yugi: YYYYYYEeeeeeeeeeAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mokuba: YEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAWWWWWWWW!!
Ryou: What fun!!
Bakura: (Sarcastic) Yeah right.
Marik: admit bakura. We didn't have this kind of stuff in egypt back then.
Yami: Yugi! Why didn't you tell me about this place?
Yugi: uhh.busy dueling?
Yami: oh.right.
Seto: NEXT RIDE!!!
Ryou: Uhhh.kaiba?
Seto: Yeah?
Ryou: isn't.that.p-p-peeggasus?
Everyone: (Eats 25 bottles of aspirin) WhAT?
Ryou: L-l-look!
Everyone: HOLY SHIT! RUNNN!!
Seto: Okk...next..ride!
Joey: (whinning) it's 11:30!! Let's eat!
Everyone: FINE!
Mokuba: LET'S EAT!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~**~
Conzie: and what is to happen while eating?
Bakura: GO! MEW-TWO! KILL TéA!!
Seto: SAMUS! KILL TRISTAN!!
Everyone: GOOOOO!! _______(name of character!! KILL THEM!!
Conzie: And Please have a good day!
Abe: I'm on a break!
Link: (jabs Abe) C'mon! Time to kill Tristan!
Abe: Just another minute!
Zelda: (death glare) hurry up!
Abe: BREAKS OVER!! TIME TO-
Conzie/Koko/Joan: KILL TRISTAN!!
Bird: Twweeet! Tweet Tweet! Tweet!! (And please read and review!)
Young Link: (controlled by Seto) Just another second.
Bird: TWEEET! Chirp Chirp! (have a good day!)
Young Link: (Fires Fire arrow)
Bird: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeePPPPPP!!! (HELPPPP!!!)
Young Link: (and misses) DARN!! O well.(goes back shooting Téa)
Joey: (using Pickachu) COME BACK HERE!
Young Link: oh.right. (goes back into cloud dust fight)