Theme Park Madness-Chapter Four
Joan: CONNIE!!! (WHACK)
Conzie: Eh? HUH?.oh.hi!
Abe: STORY!!!
Conzie: What story?
Kirby: (appears again) Storwiee! (Points at paper)
Conzie: OHHH! THAT STORY!
Téa: I told you! You need friends to-
Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Yami Conzie: SHADDUP YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!
Téa: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH***
Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Yami Conzie: (does another little victory dance) YAYYY! (picks up controller)
Zelda: Yayyy!! Let's ATTACK TéA!!
Link: Tee hee* Good practice. (Pokes Tristan)
Tristan: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (*ding*)
Kirby: AND THE VICTORY IS..LINK'S! (Flies up above Téa and becomes stone) *BANG*
Téa: OWIIIE! OO.SOME ONE GET ME OFF THIS THING!
Kirby: Insult! That is an Insult! (starts beating up Téa)
Téa: (*ding*)
Ryou: THERE THEY ARE! ON THE COUNT OF THREE!
Zelda: ONNNNE!!
Kirby: TWOOOO!!
Link: THREEEEEEEEEE!!
Cast: ATTTTTTACKKKKKKK!!!! (takes this! Take that! Take this! Take THAT!)
Kirby: (takes a break) On With the story!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~
Yami Conzie: That was a interesting fight.
Conzie: I TOLD YOU ALREADY! DON'T APPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY! (forces yami conzie into soul room) ON WITH THE STORY! (sorry to téa fans and I don't own yugioh)
Too late. Peggy Weggie saw them.
Pegasus: Heeeelllllooooooooooo my frrriends! What are you doing here?
Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH***
Everyone: (eats more aspirin)
Kirby: HOW DARE YOU BOTHER US! GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUTTT!!
Pegasus: HHHhhhheeeeelooo! What's this?
Kirby: Hmph.
Abe: HOW DARE HE!
Kirby:
Pegasus: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TEAM PEGGY WEEGGIE BLASTS OFF AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: wheww!
Everyone: *__________________* (eats more aspirin)
Seto: Umm.on with the story.
Joey: (goes to worker) I'd like a million slices of cheese pizza please!
Worker: a-a-a million? (shocked)
Joey: Yep! I can't lose my stomach, so I'm eating light!
Worker: *______________________* (faints)
Rest of the Workers: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Joey: I said I'd like a million slices of cheese pizza! That's not amusing is it?
Rest of Workers: *______________________*||| (faints)
Cast/Yami Joan/Yami Abe/Yami Conzie/Koko/Conzie/Abe/Joan/Zelda/Link/Kirby: O O .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNN!!!!! (each eats a hundred bottles)
Joey: I guess, that means we get to all you can eat!
Mai: I don't know you.
Serenity: Kirby?
Kirby: hi!!
Serenity: ___ ___|| Can you um.become a stone on top of my brother?
Kirby: OKKIIIEEE! *nods to Abe*
Abe: OUTTA THE WAY!!
Kirby: *floats* KABANG!*
Joey: ;_: OWWIE! HOW COULD YOU! (starts strangling Kirby)
Kirby: arragh! Heelpp!
Serenity: Kirby! MALLET! GIMMIE MALLET!!!
Kirby: (Throws mallet to serenity)
Serenity: *WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK!*
Joey: (has eight lumps on head) OWWIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Serenity: Should I rip your Red eyes, or not? That is the question!
Joey: Don't DO THAT! I'll BEHAVE! I PROMISE!
Serenity: Allright. A TOE OUT OF LINE AND I'LL RIP IT!
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!
Mokuba: NEXT RIDEE!!
Joey: But I haven't eaten! (whines again)
Marik: If we wait for you, we won't be on the next ride till 2!
Ryou: (Points to ride) PERILOUS PLUNGE!
Mai: I'm not going on that! It'll ruin my make up!
Serenity: OH COME ON!!
Mai: I'll wait on the bridge!
(waits for a while)
Mokuba: YESS! LET'S GO!
And up the went. Very slowly.
Mokuba: Aren't we there yet?
Seto: In about a coupleeeeee SEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCcccccccccccccccooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddsssssssss sssssssssss!!! (boat tips down)
Mai: HOLY SHIT THE SIZE OF THAT WAVE!
SPLASH
Mai: Oh great. Now look at my makeup.
She was soaked head to toe. For those of you who don't know, if you stand on the bridge, you will get seriously wet. Really wet.
Serenity: OHHHH! THAT WAS FUN!
Seto: You were clinging on to my shoulder the entire time!
Serenity: That's because you're my sweetheart! (gives him a kiss on his cheek)
Seto: (turns bright red)
Joey: HEY! SERENITY! HOW COULD YOU!
Serenity: Uh oh.your card.uhh.Seto??
Joey: OH NO!!
Seto: (takes a red eyes) here. Nice.and DRY.
Joey: But you're soaked!
Seto: Trench-coat is waterproof.
Joey: WHAT!
Serenity: It-it's COLD!
Seto: *takes off Trenchcoat* Here.um.I'm dry.so um.you can use it.
Mokuba: WHEEEEE! THAT WAS FUN! It'S NOT COLD!1
Seto: YUGGGI!!
Yugi: (eating chocolate) SOOMEEONE CALL ME?
Seto: Yes!
Yugi: OH HI! NICE TO MEET YOU! I'm YUGI!
Seto: Did you give him.CHOCOLATE?
Yugi: YEP! ^______________________________^
Seto: oh.brother.
(meets mai on the bridge)
Mai: I'm SOAKED!
Malik: DOOOD! What happened?
Mai: (Points at coming down boat)
Seto: ARRAGH! (runs to the end of the bridge and backs up.)
Isis: AHHHHHHHHH! AS IF WE WEREN'T WET ENOUGH!
Yami: STUPID WAVE!!
Everyone ran, trying to avoid the worst, wincing as they saw the wave.
(a minute later)
Everyone: *Blink blink* Huh? (enclosed in big bubble)
Seto: *Takes out a pin* (POPP!)
Mai: Whew!
Bakura: BIG FOOT RAPIDS NEXT! I CALLED IT!
And so they walked over to the ride, and waited for 10 minutes.
Worker: How many?
Kirby: (Points to Abe)
Abe: Uhh.19!
Worker: OO!.uhh.those 3 boats there.
Téa: WHAT ABOUT US!
Worker: IT'S YOU! THAT FRIENDSHIP GIRL AND YOUR BOYFRIEND!!
Tristan: And.?
Worker: SECURITY!
Tristan/Téa: EH? OO?
Ra: It's ok, I'll handle it.
Tristan: EEP!
Ra: Now, lemme find me kirby mallet! (looks in pocket) AHH! Here it is!
*Starts beating the crap out of them*
Tristan/Téa: X___________________X (falls unconscious)
Ra: WHHHEeEEE! LOSTA FUN!!
Seto: Mokuba? Did you give Ra chocolate?
Mokuba: YEP!
Everyone on the boat: OH DEAR RA!
Ra: WHAT?
Everyone: ;_; Never mind!
Marik: Gah!! I'm wet! Ra knows when I'll be dry!
Ra: in about 1 hour.
Marik: I didn't mean that literally..
Ra: Oh.I though you did.
Everyone: Eats aspirin.
Serenity: LOGGER'S REVENGE!! Since we are wet.
Joey: Good Idea.LeT's GO!!!
And so they walked over to Logger's Revenge, where they waited for 25 minutes.
Marik: (in boat one, with Malik, Ryou And Bakura) M-M-Mailk?
Malik: ^_____^ Yeh?
Marik: I'm SCARED!
Ryou: (turns around with mallet in his hand) *BONK* Nothing to be scared of!
Malik: O____________O.
Ryou: I WANTED TO SIT IN THE FRONT!
Bakura: HA! I GOT IT!
Ryou: *Frog leaps* HA! Now I'm in the front!
Bakura: HEY!
Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH-
*SNAP*
Ryou: ha- huhhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakkura: HOLLLY SHITTTTTTTT!!!!
Ryou: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! ALL YOUR FAULT!
Meanwhile.on boat two.
Yami Abe: (sitting in the Front) YAYYYY!!!
Yami Joan: Gee.I wonder how Mai's going to act when she gets wet.
Yami Conzie: Not too well. But she's like wet already. Makes no difference.
Yami Joan: Good Point.
Yami Abe: YAYYY! Picture time!!
Yami Abe/Joan/Conzie: *Smiles*
Yami Conzie: Note to self: Tell Abe his Yami is weird.
Yami Abe: I HEARD THAT!
Yami Conzie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*SNAP*Eh???what was that?
Yami Joan: *points* camera.
*Splash*
Yami Conzie: AHHHHHHH!!!
People: WTF!?
Yami Joan: Note to self: Yami Conzie is messed up.
Yami Conzie: HEY!!! (takes out mallet)
Yami Joan: OH YEAH? (takes out mallet)
-starts hitting..........Téa(total randomness)-
Meanwhile.on Boat three.
Kirby: WHHEEEE!!!
Link: YEAHHH! Where's almost there! (drinks some milk)
Young Link: HEY! That's MINE!!
Link: OO? WHO ARE YOU?
Young Link: A younger version of you.
Link: -_______________________-
Zelda: PICTURE TIME! (All do showoff move)
-boat tips downward-
Young Link: AHHHH-Cough cough-hhhhhhhh-cough cough-STUPID-COUGH-MILK!
Link: Now now, take deep breaths.
Meanwhile, on boat four.
Joey: (whimpers) I-I-I'm scared!
Serenity: JOEY! QUIT ACTING LIKE A BABY!
Joey: I'm not a baby!
Mai: I wonder why I even like you.
Serenity: I wonder too. Good thing I like Seto.
Seto: ^____^
Joey: WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT HIM?
Serenity: He's smart, Kind, Brave, and he's NOT A PIG LIKE YOU JOEY!
Joey: What's so bad about being a pig?
Mai: SHAAADUP! SMILE!
Joey: Whaaa-*SNAP*tt? OH MY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ra: (looks rather disgusted) I am not your Ra. Geez. Being a god is hard work. (disappears into clouds again.)
*FLASH*
Seto: -blink- huh?
Mai: I FORGOT TO POSE!
Guys in the crowd: Look at that chick over there! (looking at Mai)
Mai: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT YOU CREEPS!
Guys in the crowd: You were a bit loud on that.
Mai: I SWEAR! LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OF YOU!
Guys in crowd: HOLY SHIT SHE'S VIOLENT!
Joey: NO ONE LOOKS OR TALKS ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT! (brandishing a mallet)
Guys in crowd: HOLY SHIT! SO IS HER BOYFRIEND! (runs away)
Narrator: MEANWHILE, (yet again) on boat.whachamacallit! Whatsits! What's THE NUMBER OF THE FREAKING BOAT?
Conzie: 5.
Narrator: Oh yes, let's try that again. MEANWHILE, (yet again) on boat 5.
Conzie: I need to get a better Narrator.
Narrator: SHAADUP! (Hits Conzie)
Conzie: YOU'RE FIRED!
Narrator: B-b-but I have 10 kids at home!
Conzie: KIRBY!!! LINKK!!
Kirby/Link: Yes?
Conzie: Get him out of here.
Kirby: Ok!
Conzie: On the count of three.
Zelda: 1..2..3!!
Kirby: (becomes a rock)
Link: (Poke)
Narrator: AIIEEEEEE!!! TEAAM PEEGGGYYY WEEGGGGIIIIE BLLLLLASSSSSTTTSS OFFFFFF AGAINNN!!
Everyone: PEGGY? (eats 200 bottles of aspirin)
Conzie: I am Very sorry about the interruption . had No clue that was peggie weeggie. ON WITH THE STORY!
On boat five, 4 people were seated. Abe, Conzie, Joan, Koko.
Conzie: Gee.I wonder how our Yami's went.
Koko: I DON'T HAVE YAMI! Wahhh**
Joan: That's just because we have evil sides.
Abe: HEY!
Conzie: haha.lol.good point.
Koko: Oh look..pose!
(all pose for the camera)
Conzie: WHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Abe: She's on chocolate again.
Conzie: Ok.I've found a new narrator!
Legolas: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SAY IT! I WON'T! I REFUSE!
Conzie: PWEEESE? (sad puppy eye look)
Legolas: NOPE! Just untie me will you? I have a world to save!
Mokuba: lemme do the puppy eye look. PWWWEWWWEEEESEEE? (sad puppy eye look)
Legolas/Seto: (wince)
Legolas: UNTIE MEEE!
Mokuba: PREETYYY PWEEESE? (even sadder puppy eye look)
Seto: (wince wince)
Legolas: FINE! I'LL DO IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT LITTLE BOY'S PUPPY EYE LOOK! MEANWHILE ON BOAT SIX!! NOW UNTIE MEEEEEEE!!
Conzie: Fine! (unties legolas)
Legolas: I'mmmmmm FWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Everyone: (eats aspirin)
Legolas: (runs off to jump for joy)
Aragon: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
Legolas: (wince) them!
Gimli: C'mon! LET'S GO!
Everyone: (eats more aspirin)
On boat six.
Yugi: WHHHHEEEEE!! (sitting with Mokuba in the front, because Yami ditched him for Isis.c'mon! You people know Yami likes Isis! *wink wink*)
Mokuba: YEEEHAWWW
Yami: Isis.I love you.
Isis: I love you too Yami.
Yami and Isis give each other a kiss on the lips, just as the photo snaps. (yugi does a peace sign, Mokuba does bunny ears)
Yugi: HEY!
Yami and Isis: Uh oh.
(SPLASH)
Mokuba and Yugi: WHEEEEE!!
*SNAP*
mokuba/Yugi/Yami/isis: ARRAGH! STUPID PHOTOS!
And so they all finally got off the ride.
Marik: HOLY SHIT! LOOK MALIK!
Malik: OO.OMG!
Isis: A word of it from you two, and the rod is Yami's.
Marik: *zip*
Looking at their photos.they bought one of each, as a reminder, or something that could be used as blackmail.
~*~*~*~*~
Conzie: Getting evil are we.
Malik: Nope!
Koko: Conzie! It's time to go bash Téa and Tristan!
Kirby: YeaH! (does a practice swing with mallet)
Abe: Let's Go!
Joan: CCHARRRGE!!
Link/Young Link: (Poke)
Zelda: (does magic)
Kirby: (mallet and stone)
Cast: AATTTACKKKKKKK!
Téa/Tristan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bird: Tweeet! Twwett! Chirp! Twweet! (Wow that was a long chapter!)
Dark Magician: (loads bazooka)
Bird: Twwet Twwet! (Please Read + Review!)
Dark Magician: (Aims)
Bird: Chirp Chirp! (Have good day!)
Dark Magician: (FIRES!)
Bird: OO! TWWETTT! Tweweet Tweet! (AHHHH! YOU PEOPLE AND MONSTERS ARE VIOLENT!)
Dark Magician: DARN!
Conzie: COME BACK HERE AND KILL TéA AND TRISTAN!
Dark Magician: Okk.(starts beating the crap out of them)
Conzie: See you next time! (runs off to kill Téa Tristan)
Joan: CONNIE!!! (WHACK)
Conzie: Eh? HUH?.oh.hi!
Abe: STORY!!!
Conzie: What story?
Kirby: (appears again) Storwiee! (Points at paper)
Conzie: OHHH! THAT STORY!
Téa: I told you! You need friends to-
Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Yami Conzie: SHADDUP YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!
Téa: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH***
Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Yami Conzie: (does another little victory dance) YAYYY! (picks up controller)
Zelda: Yayyy!! Let's ATTACK TéA!!
Link: Tee hee* Good practice. (Pokes Tristan)
Tristan: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (*ding*)
Kirby: AND THE VICTORY IS..LINK'S! (Flies up above Téa and becomes stone) *BANG*
Téa: OWIIIE! OO.SOME ONE GET ME OFF THIS THING!
Kirby: Insult! That is an Insult! (starts beating up Téa)
Téa: (*ding*)
Ryou: THERE THEY ARE! ON THE COUNT OF THREE!
Zelda: ONNNNE!!
Kirby: TWOOOO!!
Link: THREEEEEEEEEE!!
Cast: ATTTTTTACKKKKKKK!!!! (takes this! Take that! Take this! Take THAT!)
Kirby: (takes a break) On With the story!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~
Yami Conzie: That was a interesting fight.
Conzie: I TOLD YOU ALREADY! DON'T APPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY! (forces yami conzie into soul room) ON WITH THE STORY! (sorry to téa fans and I don't own yugioh)
Too late. Peggy Weggie saw them.
Pegasus: Heeeelllllooooooooooo my frrriends! What are you doing here?
Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH***
Everyone: (eats more aspirin)
Kirby: HOW DARE YOU BOTHER US! GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUTTT!!
Pegasus: HHHhhhheeeeelooo! What's this?
Kirby: Hmph.
Abe: HOW DARE HE!
Kirby:
Pegasus: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TEAM PEGGY WEEGGIE BLASTS OFF AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: wheww!
Everyone: *__________________* (eats more aspirin)
Seto: Umm.on with the story.
Joey: (goes to worker) I'd like a million slices of cheese pizza please!
Worker: a-a-a million? (shocked)
Joey: Yep! I can't lose my stomach, so I'm eating light!
Worker: *______________________* (faints)
Rest of the Workers: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Joey: I said I'd like a million slices of cheese pizza! That's not amusing is it?
Rest of Workers: *______________________*||| (faints)
Cast/Yami Joan/Yami Abe/Yami Conzie/Koko/Conzie/Abe/Joan/Zelda/Link/Kirby: O O .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNN!!!!! (each eats a hundred bottles)
Joey: I guess, that means we get to all you can eat!
Mai: I don't know you.
Serenity: Kirby?
Kirby: hi!!
Serenity: ___ ___|| Can you um.become a stone on top of my brother?
Kirby: OKKIIIEEE! *nods to Abe*
Abe: OUTTA THE WAY!!
Kirby: *floats* KABANG!*
Joey: ;_: OWWIE! HOW COULD YOU! (starts strangling Kirby)
Kirby: arragh! Heelpp!
Serenity: Kirby! MALLET! GIMMIE MALLET!!!
Kirby: (Throws mallet to serenity)
Serenity: *WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK!*
Joey: (has eight lumps on head) OWWIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Serenity: Should I rip your Red eyes, or not? That is the question!
Joey: Don't DO THAT! I'll BEHAVE! I PROMISE!
Serenity: Allright. A TOE OUT OF LINE AND I'LL RIP IT!
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!
Mokuba: NEXT RIDEE!!
Joey: But I haven't eaten! (whines again)
Marik: If we wait for you, we won't be on the next ride till 2!
Ryou: (Points to ride) PERILOUS PLUNGE!
Mai: I'm not going on that! It'll ruin my make up!
Serenity: OH COME ON!!
Mai: I'll wait on the bridge!
(waits for a while)
Mokuba: YESS! LET'S GO!
And up the went. Very slowly.
Mokuba: Aren't we there yet?
Seto: In about a coupleeeeee SEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCcccccccccccccccooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddsssssssss sssssssssss!!! (boat tips down)
Mai: HOLY SHIT THE SIZE OF THAT WAVE!
SPLASH
Mai: Oh great. Now look at my makeup.
She was soaked head to toe. For those of you who don't know, if you stand on the bridge, you will get seriously wet. Really wet.
Serenity: OHHHH! THAT WAS FUN!
Seto: You were clinging on to my shoulder the entire time!
Serenity: That's because you're my sweetheart! (gives him a kiss on his cheek)
Seto: (turns bright red)
Joey: HEY! SERENITY! HOW COULD YOU!
Serenity: Uh oh.your card.uhh.Seto??
Joey: OH NO!!
Seto: (takes a red eyes) here. Nice.and DRY.
Joey: But you're soaked!
Seto: Trench-coat is waterproof.
Joey: WHAT!
Serenity: It-it's COLD!
Seto: *takes off Trenchcoat* Here.um.I'm dry.so um.you can use it.
Mokuba: WHEEEEE! THAT WAS FUN! It'S NOT COLD!1
Seto: YUGGGI!!
Yugi: (eating chocolate) SOOMEEONE CALL ME?
Seto: Yes!
Yugi: OH HI! NICE TO MEET YOU! I'm YUGI!
Seto: Did you give him.CHOCOLATE?
Yugi: YEP! ^______________________________^
Seto: oh.brother.
(meets mai on the bridge)
Mai: I'm SOAKED!
Malik: DOOOD! What happened?
Mai: (Points at coming down boat)
Seto: ARRAGH! (runs to the end of the bridge and backs up.)
Isis: AHHHHHHHHH! AS IF WE WEREN'T WET ENOUGH!
Yami: STUPID WAVE!!
Everyone ran, trying to avoid the worst, wincing as they saw the wave.
(a minute later)
Everyone: *Blink blink* Huh? (enclosed in big bubble)
Seto: *Takes out a pin* (POPP!)
Mai: Whew!
Bakura: BIG FOOT RAPIDS NEXT! I CALLED IT!
And so they walked over to the ride, and waited for 10 minutes.
Worker: How many?
Kirby: (Points to Abe)
Abe: Uhh.19!
Worker: OO!.uhh.those 3 boats there.
Téa: WHAT ABOUT US!
Worker: IT'S YOU! THAT FRIENDSHIP GIRL AND YOUR BOYFRIEND!!
Tristan: And.?
Worker: SECURITY!
Tristan/Téa: EH? OO?
Ra: It's ok, I'll handle it.
Tristan: EEP!
Ra: Now, lemme find me kirby mallet! (looks in pocket) AHH! Here it is!
*Starts beating the crap out of them*
Tristan/Téa: X___________________X (falls unconscious)
Ra: WHHHEeEEE! LOSTA FUN!!
Seto: Mokuba? Did you give Ra chocolate?
Mokuba: YEP!
Everyone on the boat: OH DEAR RA!
Ra: WHAT?
Everyone: ;_; Never mind!
Marik: Gah!! I'm wet! Ra knows when I'll be dry!
Ra: in about 1 hour.
Marik: I didn't mean that literally..
Ra: Oh.I though you did.
Everyone: Eats aspirin.
Serenity: LOGGER'S REVENGE!! Since we are wet.
Joey: Good Idea.LeT's GO!!!
And so they walked over to Logger's Revenge, where they waited for 25 minutes.
Marik: (in boat one, with Malik, Ryou And Bakura) M-M-Mailk?
Malik: ^_____^ Yeh?
Marik: I'm SCARED!
Ryou: (turns around with mallet in his hand) *BONK* Nothing to be scared of!
Malik: O____________O.
Ryou: I WANTED TO SIT IN THE FRONT!
Bakura: HA! I GOT IT!
Ryou: *Frog leaps* HA! Now I'm in the front!
Bakura: HEY!
Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH-
*SNAP*
Ryou: ha- huhhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakkura: HOLLLY SHITTTTTTTT!!!!
Ryou: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! ALL YOUR FAULT!
Meanwhile.on boat two.
Yami Abe: (sitting in the Front) YAYYYY!!!
Yami Joan: Gee.I wonder how Mai's going to act when she gets wet.
Yami Conzie: Not too well. But she's like wet already. Makes no difference.
Yami Joan: Good Point.
Yami Abe: YAYYY! Picture time!!
Yami Abe/Joan/Conzie: *Smiles*
Yami Conzie: Note to self: Tell Abe his Yami is weird.
Yami Abe: I HEARD THAT!
Yami Conzie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*SNAP*Eh???what was that?
Yami Joan: *points* camera.
*Splash*
Yami Conzie: AHHHHHHH!!!
People: WTF!?
Yami Joan: Note to self: Yami Conzie is messed up.
Yami Conzie: HEY!!! (takes out mallet)
Yami Joan: OH YEAH? (takes out mallet)
-starts hitting..........Téa(total randomness)-
Meanwhile.on Boat three.
Kirby: WHHEEEE!!!
Link: YEAHHH! Where's almost there! (drinks some milk)
Young Link: HEY! That's MINE!!
Link: OO? WHO ARE YOU?
Young Link: A younger version of you.
Link: -_______________________-
Zelda: PICTURE TIME! (All do showoff move)
-boat tips downward-
Young Link: AHHHH-Cough cough-hhhhhhhh-cough cough-STUPID-COUGH-MILK!
Link: Now now, take deep breaths.
Meanwhile, on boat four.
Joey: (whimpers) I-I-I'm scared!
Serenity: JOEY! QUIT ACTING LIKE A BABY!
Joey: I'm not a baby!
Mai: I wonder why I even like you.
Serenity: I wonder too. Good thing I like Seto.
Seto: ^____^
Joey: WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT HIM?
Serenity: He's smart, Kind, Brave, and he's NOT A PIG LIKE YOU JOEY!
Joey: What's so bad about being a pig?
Mai: SHAAADUP! SMILE!
Joey: Whaaa-*SNAP*tt? OH MY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ra: (looks rather disgusted) I am not your Ra. Geez. Being a god is hard work. (disappears into clouds again.)
*FLASH*
Seto: -blink- huh?
Mai: I FORGOT TO POSE!
Guys in the crowd: Look at that chick over there! (looking at Mai)
Mai: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT YOU CREEPS!
Guys in the crowd: You were a bit loud on that.
Mai: I SWEAR! LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OF YOU!
Guys in crowd: HOLY SHIT SHE'S VIOLENT!
Joey: NO ONE LOOKS OR TALKS ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT! (brandishing a mallet)
Guys in crowd: HOLY SHIT! SO IS HER BOYFRIEND! (runs away)
Narrator: MEANWHILE, (yet again) on boat.whachamacallit! Whatsits! What's THE NUMBER OF THE FREAKING BOAT?
Conzie: 5.
Narrator: Oh yes, let's try that again. MEANWHILE, (yet again) on boat 5.
Conzie: I need to get a better Narrator.
Narrator: SHAADUP! (Hits Conzie)
Conzie: YOU'RE FIRED!
Narrator: B-b-but I have 10 kids at home!
Conzie: KIRBY!!! LINKK!!
Kirby/Link: Yes?
Conzie: Get him out of here.
Kirby: Ok!
Conzie: On the count of three.
Zelda: 1..2..3!!
Kirby: (becomes a rock)
Link: (Poke)
Narrator: AIIEEEEEE!!! TEAAM PEEGGGYYY WEEGGGGIIIIE BLLLLLASSSSSTTTSS OFFFFFF AGAINNN!!
Everyone: PEGGY? (eats 200 bottles of aspirin)
Conzie: I am Very sorry about the interruption . had No clue that was peggie weeggie. ON WITH THE STORY!
On boat five, 4 people were seated. Abe, Conzie, Joan, Koko.
Conzie: Gee.I wonder how our Yami's went.
Koko: I DON'T HAVE YAMI! Wahhh**
Joan: That's just because we have evil sides.
Abe: HEY!
Conzie: haha.lol.good point.
Koko: Oh look..pose!
(all pose for the camera)
Conzie: WHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Abe: She's on chocolate again.
Conzie: Ok.I've found a new narrator!
Legolas: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SAY IT! I WON'T! I REFUSE!
Conzie: PWEEESE? (sad puppy eye look)
Legolas: NOPE! Just untie me will you? I have a world to save!
Mokuba: lemme do the puppy eye look. PWWWEWWWEEEESEEE? (sad puppy eye look)
Legolas/Seto: (wince)
Legolas: UNTIE MEEE!
Mokuba: PREETYYY PWEEESE? (even sadder puppy eye look)
Seto: (wince wince)
Legolas: FINE! I'LL DO IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT LITTLE BOY'S PUPPY EYE LOOK! MEANWHILE ON BOAT SIX!! NOW UNTIE MEEEEEEE!!
Conzie: Fine! (unties legolas)
Legolas: I'mmmmmm FWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Everyone: (eats aspirin)
Legolas: (runs off to jump for joy)
Aragon: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
Legolas: (wince) them!
Gimli: C'mon! LET'S GO!
Everyone: (eats more aspirin)
On boat six.
Yugi: WHHHHEEEEE!! (sitting with Mokuba in the front, because Yami ditched him for Isis.c'mon! You people know Yami likes Isis! *wink wink*)
Mokuba: YEEEHAWWW
Yami: Isis.I love you.
Isis: I love you too Yami.
Yami and Isis give each other a kiss on the lips, just as the photo snaps. (yugi does a peace sign, Mokuba does bunny ears)
Yugi: HEY!
Yami and Isis: Uh oh.
(SPLASH)
Mokuba and Yugi: WHEEEEE!!
*SNAP*
mokuba/Yugi/Yami/isis: ARRAGH! STUPID PHOTOS!
And so they all finally got off the ride.
Marik: HOLY SHIT! LOOK MALIK!
Malik: OO.OMG!
Isis: A word of it from you two, and the rod is Yami's.
Marik: *zip*
Looking at their photos.they bought one of each, as a reminder, or something that could be used as blackmail.
~*~*~*~*~
Conzie: Getting evil are we.
Malik: Nope!
Koko: Conzie! It's time to go bash Téa and Tristan!
Kirby: YeaH! (does a practice swing with mallet)
Abe: Let's Go!
Joan: CCHARRRGE!!
Link/Young Link: (Poke)
Zelda: (does magic)
Kirby: (mallet and stone)
Cast: AATTTACKKKKKKK!
Téa/Tristan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bird: Tweeet! Twwett! Chirp! Twweet! (Wow that was a long chapter!)
Dark Magician: (loads bazooka)
Bird: Twwet Twwet! (Please Read + Review!)
Dark Magician: (Aims)
Bird: Chirp Chirp! (Have good day!)
Dark Magician: (FIRES!)
Bird: OO! TWWETTT! Tweweet Tweet! (AHHHH! YOU PEOPLE AND MONSTERS ARE VIOLENT!)
Dark Magician: DARN!
Conzie: COME BACK HERE AND KILL TéA AND TRISTAN!
Dark Magician: Okk.(starts beating the crap out of them)
Conzie: See you next time! (runs off to kill Téa Tristan)