Theme Park Madness-Chapter 5
Conzie: (Snore)
Kirby: (WHACK)
Conzie: Ok! Ok! In a couple of minutes Kirby!
Joan: Koko!
Koko: what? (trying to look innocent)
Joan: You didn't put sleeping powder did you? (Umm.it appears in crystalvoice's story.um...Koko's.)
Koko: No! I didn't! (still trying to look innocent.)
Conzie: (Snore)
Kirby: (WHACK!)
Conzie: Yeah you.did.(doses off again)
Kirby: (WHACK WHACK!!)
Conzie: Just.you wait till I.
Kirby: (WHACK)
Conzie: Get.up..I'll..
Kirby: (WHACK)
Conzie: Kill you!!
Abe/Joan: -____________________________-|||
Yami Conzie: KOKO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY AIBOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Koko: Ehh? I thought you were asleep!
Yami Conzie: (WHACK!) THAT'S MY AIBOU!! (Whacks koko again)
Joan: (sprinkles everything-go-back-to-normal powder on Conzie)
Conzie: KOKO! HOW DARE YOU!!! (runs off after her Yami to kill Koko)
Koko: ARRARGH!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Abe: Hey, let's ignore them for now.
Joan: The show must go on!
~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~
Legolas: I TOLD YOU! I REFUSE TO SAY IT!
Abe: But you are the Narrator!
Legolas: I REFUSE!
Link: (Poke)
Legolas: Owwie.
Joan: MOKUBAA!!
Mokuba: How can I be of service?
Abe: Puppy eye look!
Mokuba: Okkiee! (Sad puppy eye look)
Legolas: (Wince)
Mokuba: (even sadder puppy eye look)
Legolas: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!
Abe: (WHACK) THAT'S NOT IT! READ! (shoves script into his face)
Legolas: Umm.How did the chicken cross the road?
Yami Abe: YOU IDIOT! (Takes out mallet)
Legolas: OK! OK! What does it say?
Yami Joan: After the ride, they decided on going on the Revolution.
Legolas: Aftertheride,theydecidedongoingontheRevolution!! NOW UNTIEEE MEEE!!
Conzie: Tsk Tsk.what a stubborn thing. Guess I'll make aragon our narrator.
Aragon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Everyone: AWW SHADDUP!
^*^*^*^*^
Malik: YESSSS!!
Marik: LOOKIE! IT'S ELMO!
Both of them start running off to find Stuffed Elmos.
Isis: (Holding them back) I now hereby announce that your rod is now-
Marik: (becomes civilized) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Malik: It-it-IT WAS HER! (pointing at Koko)
Koko: What did I do? (totally innocent)
Marik: THAT RA CURSED POWDER OF YOURS!
Ra: I didn't curse anything.
Abe: THIS ISN'T YOUR CUE!! (takes out mallet and hits Ra)
Ra: x_________X
Koko: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS THEM! (points at Kirby, Link, Young Link, Zelda)
Kirby/Link/Young Link/Zelda: WE'RE INNOCENT!
Yami Conzie: OH! JUST SHUT UP! BACK TO THE STORY!
Conzie: HEY! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR SOUL ROOM! GGEEEZ! Back to the story.
And so, after waiting for 30 minutes, they got to the front of the line.
Worker: I'm sorry, but those young boys are too short to ride this.
Everyone: HOW DARE YOU! (Takes out mallet)
Mokuba: TAKE THIS!
YUGI: TAKE THAT!
Yami: TAKE THE BAZOOKA! (blasts off Worker's Head)
Mokuba/Yugi/Yami: MWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA***
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: OO.Uhh.Yami? That was.
Yami: That was???
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: Violent.
Yami: I.Thought a bazooka.was a mallet.
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/RA/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: A MALLET?
Yami: Yeah.
Rest of the workers: OMG! WHAT THE HELL ON EARTH DID YOU DO LITTLE KID?
Yami: (really pissed now) I'M NOT A LITTLE KID RA DAMNIT!! I'M A 5000 YEAR OLD PHAROAH!
All of the Yamis, including Yami Conzie, Yami Joan, Yami abe: FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!
Ra: You want me to damn them to where?
Yami: THE SHADOW REALM!!
Ra: Okiee!! (damns them to the shadown realm)
Conzie: EVERYBODY ON!
Tristan: Shitt! I Don't have a seat!!
Conzie: GO SIT ON TéA'S LAP!
Tristan: I DON'T WANNA!!
Koko: (snaps fingers) NOW YOU ARE! LET'S GO!
Tristan: (sitting on téa's lap)
Téa: (squooshed) gerroff me!
Seto: He cant! The bars are down.
Téa: He's Suffocating me!
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra//Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: Too bad!
Tristan: WAHHHHH**
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH** Aren't we evil.?
Mokuba: Seto! Look! The platform.it's going.DOOOWWWNNN!
Bakura: otherwise, we'll be crushed and dead.
Mokuba: Ohh.
Serenity: Wheeee!!!
Mai: Joey!!!!
Joey: ^____^ Yeah??
Mai: I'm SCARED!!
Joey: You're scared of this, but not that log ride?
Mai: Y-Y-Yeah!!
Joey: AiYOH!!!
Seto: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mai: Look! What great view!
Serenity: I thought you were scared!
Mai: Not ANYMORE! WHEEEEEEEe!!!
Joey: uhhhh.
Tristan: OOF! THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE!
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: TOO BAD! MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*! WHEEEEEEEE!!
Rest of people: what the hell?
Child: Mommy! Those people are so weird!
Mommy: It's not nice to say things like that.
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: (currently Téa/Tristan can't talk.smooshed.): WE HEARD THAT! FOOLISH CHILD!!
Child: Mommy! (starts crying)
Mommy: You people should learn how to r-
Link: (poke) you're not important in this story!
Mommy: AIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! (ding)
Child: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* (cries really loud)
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: AHHHHH! SHUT UP!
Child: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!* (continues crying)
Young Link: (Poke)
Child( AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! * (ding)
Seto: I need an aspirin.
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/ Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: MEE TOOOOO!
Seto: (throws bottles of aspirin in the air.)
Rest of the customers: insane game cube people, multi-haired people, LOTR people, and PEOPLE.
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: (death glare) Whaddya say?
Rest of the customers: N-N-Nothing!!
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: GOOD!
Kid: but you guys said that they were insane!!
Yami: (taking out bazookas and the rest are taking out mallets, and bows and arrows and sniper rifles.etc.) SAY THAT AGAIN?
Kid: I didn't say anything!
Yami: GOOD!
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Conzie: Gee.aren't we evil!
Koko: You're always evil!
Conzie: AM NOT!
Koko: AM TOO!
Conzie: AM NOT!
Koko: AM TOO!
Abe: Uhh.
Joan: Uhh.
Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan: Uhhhh.
Conzie/Koko: WHAT ARE YOU GAWKING AT! (pulls them into the fight)
Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan: WHAADID WE DOO! (all go back to soul room.
Abe/Joan: OI!
Cast and Characters: Uhh.
Everyone in Fight: HOW DARE YOU! (pulls them into the fight)
Bird: Cheep cheep cheep! (Please read and review!)
Yami: (Loading Bazooka)
Bird: TWETT! (getting violent are we!)
Seto: (Loading Bazooka)
Bird: CHIRP! (FINE!)
Yami/Seto: oO? (shoots)
Bird: cheep! (have a good day!)
The three of them: Owwiee.(each are burnt)
Ra: (Sprinkles go-back-to-normal-powder)
(all start getting in to the fight.
Conzie: (Snore)
Kirby: (WHACK)
Conzie: Ok! Ok! In a couple of minutes Kirby!
Joan: Koko!
Koko: what? (trying to look innocent)
Joan: You didn't put sleeping powder did you? (Umm.it appears in crystalvoice's story.um...Koko's.)
Koko: No! I didn't! (still trying to look innocent.)
Conzie: (Snore)
Kirby: (WHACK!)
Conzie: Yeah you.did.(doses off again)
Kirby: (WHACK WHACK!!)
Conzie: Just.you wait till I.
Kirby: (WHACK)
Conzie: Get.up..I'll..
Kirby: (WHACK)
Conzie: Kill you!!
Abe/Joan: -____________________________-|||
Yami Conzie: KOKO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY AIBOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Koko: Ehh? I thought you were asleep!
Yami Conzie: (WHACK!) THAT'S MY AIBOU!! (Whacks koko again)
Joan: (sprinkles everything-go-back-to-normal powder on Conzie)
Conzie: KOKO! HOW DARE YOU!!! (runs off after her Yami to kill Koko)
Koko: ARRARGH!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Abe: Hey, let's ignore them for now.
Joan: The show must go on!
~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~
Legolas: I TOLD YOU! I REFUSE TO SAY IT!
Abe: But you are the Narrator!
Legolas: I REFUSE!
Link: (Poke)
Legolas: Owwie.
Joan: MOKUBAA!!
Mokuba: How can I be of service?
Abe: Puppy eye look!
Mokuba: Okkiee! (Sad puppy eye look)
Legolas: (Wince)
Mokuba: (even sadder puppy eye look)
Legolas: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!
Abe: (WHACK) THAT'S NOT IT! READ! (shoves script into his face)
Legolas: Umm.How did the chicken cross the road?
Yami Abe: YOU IDIOT! (Takes out mallet)
Legolas: OK! OK! What does it say?
Yami Joan: After the ride, they decided on going on the Revolution.
Legolas: Aftertheride,theydecidedongoingontheRevolution!! NOW UNTIEEE MEEE!!
Conzie: Tsk Tsk.what a stubborn thing. Guess I'll make aragon our narrator.
Aragon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Everyone: AWW SHADDUP!
^*^*^*^*^
Malik: YESSSS!!
Marik: LOOKIE! IT'S ELMO!
Both of them start running off to find Stuffed Elmos.
Isis: (Holding them back) I now hereby announce that your rod is now-
Marik: (becomes civilized) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Malik: It-it-IT WAS HER! (pointing at Koko)
Koko: What did I do? (totally innocent)
Marik: THAT RA CURSED POWDER OF YOURS!
Ra: I didn't curse anything.
Abe: THIS ISN'T YOUR CUE!! (takes out mallet and hits Ra)
Ra: x_________X
Koko: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS THEM! (points at Kirby, Link, Young Link, Zelda)
Kirby/Link/Young Link/Zelda: WE'RE INNOCENT!
Yami Conzie: OH! JUST SHUT UP! BACK TO THE STORY!
Conzie: HEY! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR SOUL ROOM! GGEEEZ! Back to the story.
And so, after waiting for 30 minutes, they got to the front of the line.
Worker: I'm sorry, but those young boys are too short to ride this.
Everyone: HOW DARE YOU! (Takes out mallet)
Mokuba: TAKE THIS!
YUGI: TAKE THAT!
Yami: TAKE THE BAZOOKA! (blasts off Worker's Head)
Mokuba/Yugi/Yami: MWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA***
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: OO.Uhh.Yami? That was.
Yami: That was???
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: Violent.
Yami: I.Thought a bazooka.was a mallet.
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/RA/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: A MALLET?
Yami: Yeah.
Rest of the workers: OMG! WHAT THE HELL ON EARTH DID YOU DO LITTLE KID?
Yami: (really pissed now) I'M NOT A LITTLE KID RA DAMNIT!! I'M A 5000 YEAR OLD PHAROAH!
All of the Yamis, including Yami Conzie, Yami Joan, Yami abe: FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!
Ra: You want me to damn them to where?
Yami: THE SHADOW REALM!!
Ra: Okiee!! (damns them to the shadown realm)
Conzie: EVERYBODY ON!
Tristan: Shitt! I Don't have a seat!!
Conzie: GO SIT ON TéA'S LAP!
Tristan: I DON'T WANNA!!
Koko: (snaps fingers) NOW YOU ARE! LET'S GO!
Tristan: (sitting on téa's lap)
Téa: (squooshed) gerroff me!
Seto: He cant! The bars are down.
Téa: He's Suffocating me!
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra//Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: Too bad!
Tristan: WAHHHHH**
Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/Abe/Joan/Yam i Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH** Aren't we evil.?
Mokuba: Seto! Look! The platform.it's going.DOOOWWWNNN!
Bakura: otherwise, we'll be crushed and dead.
Mokuba: Ohh.
Serenity: Wheeee!!!
Mai: Joey!!!!
Joey: ^____^ Yeah??
Mai: I'm SCARED!!
Joey: You're scared of this, but not that log ride?
Mai: Y-Y-Yeah!!
Joey: AiYOH!!!
Seto: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mai: Look! What great view!
Serenity: I thought you were scared!
Mai: Not ANYMORE! WHEEEEEEEe!!!
Joey: uhhhh.
Tristan: OOF! THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE!
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: TOO BAD! MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*! WHEEEEEEEE!!
Rest of people: what the hell?
Child: Mommy! Those people are so weird!
Mommy: It's not nice to say things like that.
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: (currently Téa/Tristan can't talk.smooshed.): WE HEARD THAT! FOOLISH CHILD!!
Child: Mommy! (starts crying)
Mommy: You people should learn how to r-
Link: (poke) you're not important in this story!
Mommy: AIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! (ding)
Child: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* (cries really loud)
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: AHHHHH! SHUT UP!
Child: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!* (continues crying)
Young Link: (Poke)
Child( AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! * (ding)
Seto: I need an aspirin.
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/Koko/ Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: MEE TOOOOO!
Seto: (throws bottles of aspirin in the air.)
Rest of the customers: insane game cube people, multi-haired people, LOTR people, and PEOPLE.
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: (death glare) Whaddya say?
Rest of the customers: N-N-Nothing!!
Yami/Yugi/Mokuba/Bakura/Ryou/Marik/Malik/Seto/Serenity/Joey/Mai/Isis/Conzie/ Koko/Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan/Kirby/Link/Zelda/Young Link/Ra/Téa/Tristan/Legolas/Aragon/Gimli: GOOD!
Kid: but you guys said that they were insane!!
Yami: (taking out bazookas and the rest are taking out mallets, and bows and arrows and sniper rifles.etc.) SAY THAT AGAIN?
Kid: I didn't say anything!
Yami: GOOD!
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Conzie: Gee.aren't we evil!
Koko: You're always evil!
Conzie: AM NOT!
Koko: AM TOO!
Conzie: AM NOT!
Koko: AM TOO!
Abe: Uhh.
Joan: Uhh.
Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan: Uhhhh.
Conzie/Koko: WHAT ARE YOU GAWKING AT! (pulls them into the fight)
Abe/Joan/Yami Conzie/Yami Abe/Yami Joan: WHAADID WE DOO! (all go back to soul room.
Abe/Joan: OI!
Cast and Characters: Uhh.
Everyone in Fight: HOW DARE YOU! (pulls them into the fight)
Bird: Cheep cheep cheep! (Please read and review!)
Yami: (Loading Bazooka)
Bird: TWETT! (getting violent are we!)
Seto: (Loading Bazooka)
Bird: CHIRP! (FINE!)
Yami/Seto: oO? (shoots)
Bird: cheep! (have a good day!)
The three of them: Owwiee.(each are burnt)
Ra: (Sprinkles go-back-to-normal-powder)
(all start getting in to the fight.