Theme Park Madness-Chapter 6

Conzie: I AM VERY PISSED!

Seto: Why? (looking curious)

Conzie: THOSE IDIOTICALLY PEOPLE!

Seto: Which ones?

Conzie: THE FUCKING BIG FIVE! I OUGHT-

Seto: THOSE ASSHOLES! I SHOULD HA-

Yami: OH YEAH! THOSE BASTARDS WHO LISTEN TO THE IDIOT BOY THAT HAS NO KNOWLEDGE LIKE OURS!

Mokuba: WHY THOSE-THOSE-

Joey: BRATS!

Mokuba: NO! SONS OF A BITCH!

Bleeep Bleep Bleep-censored-

Conzie: Prepare for torture, and a LOT of swearing in this chapter (chappee rated PG-13 for swearing)

Téa: NOT MEE IS IT!?

Conzie: Not this chappee.giving you a little rest.

Meanwhile, after they finished riding the Revolution, Seto spotted something.

Seto: What did I spot!

Conzie: LOOK!

Seto: (reading off scrip.) YOU TRAITORS!

Big Five: Ehhh?

Seto: (brandishing mallet) COME BACK HERE!

B5(big five): AHHHH! (WhACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK)

Joey: HOW DARE YOU! (brandishes wand) CRUCIO!

Koko: (BONK) THIS IS NOT HARRY POTTER!

Joey: OKOK!! WHO CARES!

Abe: I CHOOSE KIRBY!

Joan: I CHOOSE LINK!

Ash: I CHOOSE PICKACHU!

The yamis: WRONG THEATER!

Ash: Oops.ANYWAYS! GO PICKCHU! THUNDERBOLT THEM!

Pickachu: Picka---CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!

B5: AIIIEEE!!

Marik: GET TO YOUR THEATER!

Ash: Can't we join in the fun?

Isis: (takes out Rod and waves it threatenly) GET OUT OF OUR THEATER!

Ash: Ok ok!

Brock: MY sweet love (Isis whacks him) Owwie.

Isis: (Drags all of them in to the Theater) MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA* AND STAY OUT OF OURS! (takes out a key and locks them in.) Ok.BACK TO THE STORY!

Conzie: Where were we?

Isis: Joan choosing Link.

Conzie: Okk.

Kirby: TAKE THAT!

Yami: (Loading bazooka) MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH*

Bakura Speaking to Marik: The Pharaoh has joined the Evil side.

Yami: HEY! I'M A YAMI TOO YOU KNOW!! MQWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* MWhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

Serenity: Hey, Isis? Can I borrow the rod?

Isis: Sure (tosses Serenity the Rod)

Serenity: YO MARIK! HOW DO YOU TURN THE ROD INTO A DAGGER?

Marik: Like this! (does it for her)

Serenity: Thanks, (Isis, Mai, and Serenity assume the Angel Kick-ass Position. Isis has a Sniper Rifle in a hand, while mai has a Chain Whip, while Serenity has Marik's dagger)

Seto/Joey/Yami: Awww.they look soo cute! (They too, assume the Angel Kick ass Position. As you can guess, Seto has Fists clenched, and a bazooka ready at use. Joey has a Ice gun, while Yami's Puzzle is glowing and he has a bazooka loaded.)

Mokuba: (waving a bar of Chocolate in one hand)

Yugi: (Kirby Mallets Raised)

Marik and Malik, Bakura: (they plan to torture them with their singing OO uh oh.)

Ryou: (plans to take all of the flamers in reviews to scorch them to death) MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH*

Téa/Tristan: (will start to rave on about friendship soon)

As for the Lord of the Rings, and Super Smash Bros. They will use kirby mallets, swords, mallets.and anything you can think of. ^___^ As for Joan, Koko, Conzie, Abe and our Yamis, We had decided to eat some popcorn and enjoy the show, and will occasionally bonk them silly. ^__^

Seto/Joey/Yami/Serenity/Mai/Isis: PREPARE TO DIE! ANGELS KICK ASS!

B5: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (start running around in circles around the park)

Mokuba/Yugi: (eats 100 bars of choclate in 0.00000001 seconds) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ATTACK!!!!!! (Starts bouncing around and confusing the B5) MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

The Angels: ATTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Yami starts shooting at them furiously, and Joey is waving the ice gun at them, sticking their feet to the ground. Seto cracks his knuckles and starts to walks forwards, with his trench-coat billowing behind him. Serenity, a step behind Seto, has the dagger high up in the air, and ready kick some major ass. Mai, is waving her chain whip high in the air, ready to whip them silly. Isis, however, is aiming her Sniper rifle, threatenly, should they try to attack them.

The Angels: FEAR THE WRATH OF US ANGELS!

Marik: A one, A two, a one, two, three four!

Marik/Bakura/Malik: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE ARE A BIG FAMILY! WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM YOU TO ME! (what comes after this.? I kinda forgot.^^)

Ryou: (looking really pissed and is now throwing 10 flames at once) MWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH FEAR THE WRATH OF RYOU BAKURA!!! MWAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!

Téa: FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT! FRIENDS ARE EVERYTHING! AS LONG AS F-

Conzie: (throws a grenade) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA*

Joan/Abe/Koko: (throws atomic bomb) MWHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

Conzie: (uses powers to protect everyone who's totally innocent)

Seto: TRAITORS! DIE!!!!! I'm GOING TO BEAT YOU UP SILLY! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

Marik: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!

Yami: (BANG BANG BANG BANG) MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH**!

B5: EEEPP! HELLLP! (tries to run away)

Joey: OH NO YOU DON'T!! (takes ice gun and shoots it at their feet)

B5: OO! MY FEET!

Link/Young link: (poke, poke poke and shoots an occasional arrow or bomb) YAYYYYYYY!! ^^

Zelda: (singes them) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA* DIE!!!

Kirby: (WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Becomes stone) TAKE THIS!

B5: HEELLLP! MEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Seto: (takes one of the b5 to serve as a punching bag) OHHH!H THIS IS FUNNN! WHEEEEE!! (Starts beating that guy up really bad.

Mai: (sees that one of the guys broke free of the ice) OH NO YOU DON'T! NO ONE ESCAPEES MAI VALENTINE! (using chain as a rodeo) MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

One of the B 5: OWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEE! (trips and falls)

Mokuba: DUCKIE IS SO MUCH BETTER! DUCKIEEE! ATTTTTTACK! (starts hitting them viciously with duckies)

Yugi: WHEEE!! (bounces around so fast that it drives them silly.

Ryou: MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*

Mai: OH NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! (Stares at a chipped polish) DIEEEE!!! (starts beating them viciously with whip)

Serenity: HA! DARE DEFY ME! (takes dagger and kills number one) MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA! KIRBY!!

Kirby: GOTCHA! (flies over and becomes stone) WHAM

#1 of B5: (dead body flops uselessly) *ding*

Tristan: THINK OF US AND WE'LL BE THERE! IN YOUR HEART FOREVER! (sings terribly off tune) SPIKEY HAIR ATTACK!

2#: AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *ding*

Seto: (gives a punch to #3) DIEEE! (#3 faints) YOUNG LINK!!

Young Link: (drinking milk) OK!!! BE RIGHT THERE! (finishes milk)

#3: (gets pokes by Yong link and wakes up) AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! NO MOMMY! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!

Everyone: YEAH RIGHT!!

Aragon: (starts waving sword around) CHOPPED SANDWHICHED TUNA! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! YOU FREAKING SANDWHICH!

Legolas: (starts shooting arrows) mwhahahHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA! TUNA FISH MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gimli: WHO SAYS SHORT PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING! ASS HOLE!

#4: DADDY!!

Ra: LINK!!

Link: (rearranges hair) ok! (POKE)

#4: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *DING*

#5: Don't Hurt ME! I'm innocent!

Everyone: YEAH RIGHT! ON THE COUNT OF THREE!

Zelda: ONE!

LOTR characters: TWO!

Everyone: THREEE!!!! ATTTTTTACKK! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Seto: YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE SANDWICH, TUNA FISH, HAMBURGER, MOTHER F**KER! SON OF A BASTARD AND BI*CH! -BLEEP BLEEEP BLEEP-

#5: nooo!!! HELLP!

Zelda: GIRRL POWER!!!!!!

Girls: (poke singe, stab, whip, uhh.anything else) MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

Boys: GUYYY BOWER! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (shoots beats up blah blah blah) MWAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA*

#5: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *ding*

Everyone: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*! FEAR US! FOOLISH MORTALS! -takes a breath- MWAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!

Worker: you guys.t-t-that was violent.

Ryou: (Stills has flames) MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA* WHO'S NEXT? I WILL PERSONALLY THROW FLAMES! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (throws flames to where the B5 is)

Bakura: Wow that was far.I'm so proud of you!

Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* FEAR RYOU BAKURA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*

Conzie: Ok, I'd better end the story for today. You guys are getting a little out of hand.

Abe: A LITTLE?

Conzie: Ok! OK! A LOT! HAPPY?

Joan: A LOT?!

Conzie: OK OK! I WENT OVERBOARD!!!! GEEZ!

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Seto: That was fun!

B5: IS NOT!

EVEryone: SAY THAT AGAIN!?

B5: N-n-nothing!

Everyone': GOOD! (death glare)

B5: (gulp) eep! HelP!

Angels: ANGELS KICK BUTT!! SAY THAT AGAIN AND YOU DIE!!

B5: uhhh.hi?

Angels: SAY THAT AGAIN!

B5: hi.

Angels: (beat them up) You are lucky. Angels usually use guns. GO AWAY!

B5: EEP! OO! OK! OK!

Bird: (peck) SHOO~ GO! AAWAY!!!

B5: AIEEEE! (runs with a bird at their heels)

Conzie: Please read an review!! I'm sorry to those who thought this chapter was gory..^^

Everyone: ^^ (hides weapons again)

Koko: And read my story! (crystalvoice)

Conzie: And have a good day!

Everyone: (takes out weapons and gets everyone into big cloud dust fight)